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The night fell, the mist filled the air, and the sound of insects could be heard faintly in the distance.
Xiao Liu timidly looked at Lin Lang.
The young man still has an immature face that has not yet grown up, his eyes are moist and transparent, like two watery black grapes, exuding innocence and childishness.
"How long have you been peeping?"
The teacher's wife's face was as frosty.
"Gulu Gulu..."
A small head plunged down abruptly, and a few strands of black hair and two bright red tassels on the ears floated on the surface of the water.
"Xiao Liu... Gulu... no peeping..."
"Master... don't spank... Gulu Xiaoliu's butt..."
A string of bubbles popped out.
Lin Lang looked angry and funny, "Why are you guilty? Don't pretend to be dead, look up."
Xiao Liu grunted from his nostrils, and then carefully poked out the tip of his head, half of his pink and white face was submerged in the water. The little guy seemed to know that Lin Lang would do this, and deliberately opened the puppy's big round eyes, with the corners of the eyes drooping, as innocent as he could be.
In the past, the brothers and sisters were punished together. Xiaoliu softened the hearts of the masters by relying on his self-serving housekeeping skills. He was sentenced to acquittal, but the fifth brother was so angry that his teeth were itchy. Don't bully him or anyone else.
"I'll give you a chance to explain." Linlang leaned on the agate stone with one hand, and tilted her head leisurely, "If I can't explain, I'll pickle Xiaoliu like a pickle, spread a thick layer of salt, and hang it on the bamboo pole Dry it for seven days and seven nights."
Xiao Liu's little feet soaked in warm water trembled.
Hey, he didn't want to make dried pickles, no water, wrinkled, not as good as braised rabbit heads.
Even if Xiao Liu dies, he has to die decently, at least he has to die into a nice dish!
So Xiao Xiancai Gan'er tried to defend his innocence.
"Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu saw them sneaking and harboring malicious intentions, followed behind their buttocks, opening a gap..."
The assassins who were superimposed on Arhat by the leader of the assassins all looked red-eyed and complained for themselves.
"You fart, I'm in this business, how could you, a little milk cat, touch a tiger's butt and not notice?"
"That's right, my brother earns his living as an assassin by hiding his kung fu!"
The reason why they were defeated was firstly that they lost the initiative and their hearts were unstable, and secondly because this brat had extremely strong skills, they were beaten instead of fighting in groups. However, they would never admit that it was their own assassin quality that went wrong!
Xiao Liu was proud again, puffed out his chest, and shook his prestige, "Xiao Liu who doesn't want to be the little head of an assassin is not a good Xiao Liu."
"Fuck your mother!" The leading assassin sneered, "We in the Mercy League have never heard of any Xiaoliu, except for the little Tai Sui, who dares to be called the boss? Today our brothers fell into your hands, but we just didn't notice it for a while. If you really have the ability, go to the Mercy League and compete with our leader Xiao Taisui, and if you can escape from his old man, brothers don't say anything, I respect you!"
While listening, Lin Lang realized that the little guy was in a trance.
Xiao Liu bit a thin nail on his thumb childishly, "How do you fight yourself? Do you want to cut Xiao Liu in half? Well, Xiao Liu is afraid of pain. This is a difficult problem."
The assassins were terrified, and their tongues were mostly numb from the fright.
"You, don't misidentify your identity. Little Tai Sui hates others pretending to be his identity. If he is an old man, he will crush you to death with one finger."
Little Tai Sui was upset, "What are you doing, Xiao Liu doesn't have a single wrinkle, so he's not old." He seemed to remember something, and his face darkened, "No, it's Xiao Liu who received the killing order , where did you come from?"
The faces of the assassins froze.
There is a dark net within the League of Mercy, announcing the mission trends of various countries, and it is only open to the assassins of the six countries ranked among the heavenly stems and earthly branches. As B-word assassins, they naturally knew that the elusive little Tai Sui would come out in the near future to hunt and kill the eldest princess Dasheng. Many assassins frantically set up shocking bets, betting on how many moves their little Tai Sui would use to kill their opponents.
Rumors about Xiao Taisui are raging, but they can't be sure. What is conclusive is that Xiao Taisui's voice is young and soft, his inner strength is far beyond ordinary people, deep and unpredictable, and some guys ridiculed him as a thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum.
Then Xiao Taisui beat the group of guys who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, so they changed their tone very spinelessly, saying that the name "Little Taisui" has a lot of background, and it corresponds to the Taisui God in sixty Jiazi. It is the image of the king, governing the gods, known as the son of heaven in the mid-year, and in charge of good and bad fortune in the world.
Little Tai Sui sitting in the Mercy League, isn't he the "little emperor" on top of their assassins
When assassins from various countries joined forces, in order to deceive people and recode the code, they also called Xiao Taisui the little emperor. If Xiao Taisui is hidden, the world will be safe, but if he goes out, there will be bloody storms. The assassins of the six countries all know it.
Who knew they would run into the God of Plague
The face of the assassin leader hiding under the black scarf turned dark, he clenched his teeth, trying to deny the terrible fact, "Little Tai Sui likes to challenge himself, and he always does it on the last day of the mission deadline, and now he is still far away from the agreed date. With seven days left, how could it appear early?"
Xiao Liu looked at him with foolish eyes, "Of course Xiao Liu is anxious to see Mrs. Shi."
They gasped suddenly.
Who else could call the eldest princess Master-wife and modestly call herself Xiaoliu, besides the sixth son of Lanmen? Three years ago, the former leader suddenly brought back a large bloody cage. A few days later, the former leader died suddenly. Xiao Tai Sui broke out of the cage and suppressed the twenty-two top assassins of the Heavenly Stem and Earth Branch.
They were out on a mission at the time, and they narrowly escaped catastrophe. They only heard people say that this was not a mass siege, but a single-person massacre. Under Tai Sui's blood whip, twisted into flesh, it was as tragic as hell and Hades, and the little Tai Sui also became famous in the first battle, and since then he has taken charge of the Mercy League, and everyone dares to follow.
However, the assassins didn't want to believe that they had heard about the five young masters of Lanmen. Maybe it was because the chief disciple Yuan Huaizhen's reputation as a doctor who saved lives and healed the wounded was too deep. The remaining Second Young Master, Third Young Master, Fourth Young Master, and Fifth Young Master are all powerful figures in one party, or heroic leaders in troubled times.
Regardless of conspiracy or conspiracy, the brothers and sisters can be regarded as upright and upright, and they are doing their best to turn the tide for their respective countries.
They faintly heard that the Sixth Young Master's whereabouts were erratic and the most mysterious, but they didn't expect that he was actually a big demon suppressing them!
"No, why are you telling us this?"
After thinking about it, the assassins immediately changed their expressions, ignoring Linlang's mission goal, and fled in all directions one after another.
"Because only the dead can keep secrets, Xiao Liu is not stupid."
The juvenile laughter shrouded everyone's hearts like a shadow. They rushed into the darkness, thinking that they could use the cover of the night to escape completely like in the past. There is the sound of howling wind, and the sticky bloody aura is like a shadow, and every step that passes by is full of murderous intent.
All ten people were killed, and only those with the best lightness kung fu were eligible to be held by Xiao Tai Sui.
"Tai Sui, please forgive me... yes... Princess Gushe... ordered us to come..."
In addition to the solemn edicts of the Mercy League, the assassins will also accept some jobs with huge rewards in private. Princess Gushe offers a generous price, which is enough for them to wash their hands after finishing a job. Secondly, they intend to sell a favor to the little Tai Sui. If they dedicate the eldest princess's head to the honorable seat, maybe they can win the favor of the little Tai Sui, and then become his chief disciple.
However, after all calculations, they did not expect that the little emperor in the legend of the League of Mercy is actually the sixth son at the last seat of the Lanmen, and even respects the eldest princess as a teacher's wife! Isn't this plucking the beard from Hades mouth
"Crack."
The throat bone was shattered, and another dead body was added to the ground.
"Xiao Liu's ability is getting stronger and stronger now, taking someone's life is as easy as pie."
A female voice came from behind, Xiao Liu tensed every bone in his body.
He pinched the opponent's hands and feet, and said pretendingly, "Well, look, Master, he must have too few horse stances, his foot is not stable, and it is easy to lose the city gate. He is training his body, and he can't go home. His bones are too brittle. , Xiao Liu obviously just squeezed lightly."
The mouth opens and closes and babbles everywhere, saying black is white, and red is green.
The chatterbox bald for a long time, and finally, with a righteous expression on his face, he clapped his hands and made a conclusion.
"It's none of Xiaoliu's business, it's because he's too careless to be beaten. To be a human being, you must be solid and durable, like Xiaoliu!" He raised his little arms and legs, but it was not convincing.
The gauze on Lin Lang's body was wet, she purposely put on a cloak, and stepped on the jade stone with bare feet. Her blue hair tufted to her waist, and her eyebrows and eyes were covered with a hazy and charming color.
Xiao Liu, who was not enlightened, looked at it for a long time, and choked out a sentence, "Master, you will get sick if you don't wear shoes."
As he spoke, he immediately took off his black boots, held the soles in both hands, and handed them to Lin Lang. Fearing that Mrs. Madam would be rude, Xiao Liu used his brains, and deliberately buried his snowy face in the boot.
Take a deep breath.
Well, it's ok.
With his chin on the boots, Xiao Liu smiled foolishly at Lin Lang, and assured him, "Xiao Liu has smelled it, these are a good pair of boots without any peculiar smell, well, good Xiao Liu's things are also good."
Before Lin Lang could speak, the young boy bent down attentively, grabbed her ankle, rubbed it against the cuff, and stuffed it neatly into the boot. His small mouth was still talking non-stop, "Master, do you remember, Master?" When I was on the mountain, I also put on Xiao Liu’s boots!” When he said this, his eyes were full of sadness, “But the second senior brother is too bullying, and he snatched Xiao Liu’s handkerchief to wipe his feet without saying a word.”
"Didn't Mistress sew a new suit for you?"
"That's right, hehe."
Xiao Liu scratched his head.
"Then Xiaoliu'en will take revenge and list Master's Wife as the number one hunted down in the Mercy League?"
Xiao Liu was in a hurry, and explained, "No, no, Xiao Liu thought that if Xiao Liu picked it up, others would not dare to touch the teacher's wife. Who would have thought that they would have the guts of a bear." The little guy was very special. Asking for credit, "In order not to cause trouble for my wife, Xiao Liu called her a sister outside. That girl and princess is too annoying, bad, and slandering my wife, but it doesn't matter, Xiao Liu has already beaten her hard!"
He raised his small face, his big eyes were full of sparkling light, and he looked like he was raising his tail and waiting to beg for praise. Lin Lang just patted his little head, the little guy arched his back like a cat, his excitement was beyond words. After he put on his shoes and stood up, he barely reached Lin Lang's neck, just like his stature three years ago.
The brothers and sisters are all dragons and phoenixes, with outstanding talents. Li Qianji, the fifth shortest from the bottom, has also grown taller, with long hands and long legs, and is a head taller than Lin Lang.
Xiao Liu seemed to know the doubt in her eyes, and waved his hand nonchalantly, "There is an old man in the Mercy League, he is very bad, under the guise of adopting a son, he treats Xiao Liu as a drug tester, hey, the old man lost all his teeth, I still want to rejuvenate and be a young and beautiful boy, Xiao Liu is so smart, he doesn't want to be trapped into a hornet's nest by the old man every day."
The bad old man was quite scheming, he sent Xiao Liu to Lanmen, and used Lanmen's hands to temper his son's muscles and bones. When Xiao Liu went down the mountain, he showed his ferocious fangs, and pretended to be Xiao Liu into the cage, intending to make him Cheng Huantong Dan's last bloody introduction.
There was a mistake in the production process, Xiaoliu accidentally swallowed the semi-finished Huantong Pill, his internal strength was reversed, and he became obsessed, resulting in delayed physical development, and even his voice became more tender, becoming grandma chirping.
After Xiao Liu woke up, he touched and pinched it for a long time, and felt that if he didn't grow taller, he would not grow taller. Anyway, it didn't affect Xiao Liu's eating roasted chicken, roasted duck and roasted whole lamb.
As happy as you can be, the little guy has always been so heartless.
The two walked in while talking.
Thinking that Xiaoliu was working hard, Linlang went to the kitchen and ordered a bowl of steaming chicken shredded soup cakes. The green onion slices set off the apricot-yellow soup color, which was extraordinarily bright.
Holding up the chopsticks, Xiao Liu carefully fished out a piece of thin noodles, trying to avoid the shallots.
She forgot that this child not only has a small mouth that can babble, but also is very picky about eating, and loves everything.
Every family banquet in Lanmen, the fifth and third pair of old foxes who have no good intentions will take care of them, and they pile up a lot of vegetarian dishes. See, yes, he blamed his seniors, and when he was found out, the little guy plausibly blamed Kong Rong for pears. .
Lin Lang took a new pair of chopsticks and picked up the shallots for him. After picking up, the other party looked at her stupidly.
"What are you doing?"
Xiao Liu took a sip of his chopsticks and sucked them all up, "Hey, Mrs. Mistress is pretty, the prettiest in the world." After boasting, he buried his whole face in the soup, sucking and sucking until the bottom of the bowl of noodles was gone. He licked his lips, staring at Lin Lang pitifully.
Lin Lang cruelly rejected his proposal to have another bowl, and arranged for him to sleep in a room not far away, a few rooms away.
"Boom—"
It rained heavily at night, accompanied by thunder, and there was a knock on the door.
A sleepy young boy stood outside the door, hugging his little quilt, one trouser leg was high and the other was low, and one shoe was hanging.
"Xiao Liu is afraid of Eunuch Lei, so can he sleep with his wife?"
He shook the red tassels around his ears, and the fluffy hair on his forehead was stained with shiny raindrops.
"No." Lin Lang maintained the dignity of the eldest princess, stretched out her hand and pinched his little white dough-like face, blushing twice, and glowing with the heat of just getting up from the bed.
"why not?"
Xiao Liu was extremely disappointed, "Senior brothers and Xiao Hong can let Xiao Liu get into the bed, isn't Master Mistress not loving Xiao Liu anymore?"
He was raised as a medicine man since he was a child, but fortunately he went to Lanmen, and was taken care of by a farmer's master Gong, so Xiao Liu let go of his innocence. He is the youngest, and although the seniors love to tease him, they also subconsciously protect Xiao Liu under their wings, preventing him from seeing any dirty and private things, so Xiao Liu has always been ignorant of men and women.
Lin Lang thought for a while, bent down, and was the same height as him, and explained as simple as possible, "Xiao Liu, only husband and wife and children can sleep on the same mat."
Xiao Liu scratched his itchy cheek, and he said honestly, "Xiao Liu doesn't want to be the son of my wife."
He hated Wuma Pei to death. If it wasn't for this guy's trouble, why would Mistress leave Lanmen? If Mistress didn't leave, Xiao Liu would be able to act like a baby with Mistress forever, so that he wouldn't be caught by the old man and almost lost Little life.
"Xiao Liu...does he want Princess Shang?"
Lin Lang softened her tone, and the divine light on her brows melted away like ink.
Xiao Liu hugged the quilt, his exposed toes were white, and unconsciously scratched the ground.
Then, he pouted his little butt and slipped away.
Lin Lang held on to the door frame, and saw a small tail coiled around the corner. He poked out a small black head, blinking eyes, and looked at Lin Lang across a wall. It was pouring rain outside, and the paint was soaked, and Little Liuba was on the wall, staring at the eldest princess with wonder, like a plump cat seeing a delicious fish again.
Xiao Liu likes fish, but he rarely eats fish. He thinks it's troublesome, unless the brothers pick out fish bones for him, so he happily eats a bowl full of fish.
When Lin Lang looked over, Xiao Liu disappeared in a whoosh.
She didn't take it seriously.
The next day, Lin Lang was woken up by a loud noise, a rooster crowing and a cow mooing for a while, and the original smell of dung came into the window along with the wind.
In short, she was woken up.
"cluck-"
"BAA Baa baa-"
The culprit had a small red belt tied on his head, and was sitting in front of a large steaming basin, looking like he was sharpening a sharp knife with a handle thicker than his slender arm, forming a strong contrast.
Xiao Liu ordered his soldiers with great air, "Aya, stretch your head over here, and Xiao Liu will shave the hair on your neck for you!"
The duck was unwilling and had its own temper. It fluttered all over the yard, either getting under the belly of the cow, or flying up the red crown of the rooster, flapping the feathers all over Xiaoliu's face.
Lin Lang chuckled.
"Okay, let Aya go, what's the trouble so early in the morning?"
Xiao Liu easily held a heavy sword, and said confidently, "No, Third Senior Brother said, if you want to grab a woman's heart, you have to grab a woman's stomach. Although Third Senior Brother is always liar, but When he said this, um, very seriously, Xiao Liu felt that he should not have lied to Xiao Liu."
Lin Lang asked with great interest, "Then how does Xiao Liu plan to grab other people's stomachs?"
Xiao Liu chuckled, and took out one book after another of cookbooks from his bulging chest, some of which had yellowed curls at the corners.
Lin Lang raised her forehead, "You didn't sleep last night, you sneaked around, and went to steal other people's recipes?"
Xiao Liu didn't blush or breathe, his heart beat evenly and steadily, and he didn't feel the slightest embarrassment of being caught on the spot. He spoke a little milky voice, and made a special groan for emphasis, "They gave this to Xiao Liu." Although it was given with the knife rest on the neck.
"You are messing around, give them back the things quickly, these recipes are the foundation of life for the little people, how can you take away the rations?"
Lin Lang picked up the notebook, Xiao Liu yelled and reached out to grab it.
Her eyes slanted, and she raised her arms maliciously.
Xiao Liu stood on tiptoe, and stretched out his little paws, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't grab it. His big black eyes rolled, and he put his hands around Lin Lang's waist, "Anyway, Xiao Liu doesn't care, Xiao Liu wants Princess Shang."
Lin Lang laughed, and tapped his forehead, "Children, you are talking nonsense." This made Xiao Liu dissatisfied immediately, "Xiao Liu is almost eighteen years old, so he is not a child."
The eldest princess followed his wishes, "Then what will Little Liushang Princess do next?"
This can make life difficult for the little head of the assassin.
But Xiao Liu is Xiao Liu, he thought hard for a while, and laughed wildly with his waist crossed, with a bullish look, "Senior brothers are most afraid of the teacher's wife, from now on Xiao Liu must walk sideways, making all the brothers cry I don’t dare to call Brother Xiaoliu anymore, especially Senior Brother Fifth.” He clenched his fists as he spoke, expressing that it was too late for Xiaoliu to take revenge in ten years.
"That's all you can do, Virtue."
Lin Lang knocked him on the forehead with the recipe, and the other party let out a pain, covered his head, and shouted, "Xiao Liu is in pain, I want my wife to blow it off, and fly away in pain."
He is clearly cheating.
The eldest princess took a breath and said with a smile, "Okay, I've been making trouble with your chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep all morning, I'm going to wash up, let's go out for something to eat."
As soon as she moved away, the little little finger hooked her finger.
Xiao Liu's childish face faded, and he said seriously, "Master, Senior Brother and Second Senior Brother are jealous, and now the Huoyan Country is biased towards Gushe Country, and soon, when they annex the Rhinoceros Country and Daze Country, The last one to deal with is Dasheng. You are the eldest princess and bear the brunt, Xiaoliu doesn't want you to get hurt."
"so what?"
The boy's head was covered with feathers of unknown species, and he raised a bright and lively smile.
"Xiao Liu is going to kidnap my wife, so they can't find it. In spring, Xiao Liu goes down to the river to catch fish and make you spring bamboo shoot soup with perch. Then when the cicada cicadas call, plum soup and Sushan You prepare it. In autumn and winter, Xiao Liu will definitely be able to learn how to stew elbows with rouge goose breast. In short, Xiao Liu will feed the teacher to make her fat."
He made an exaggerated gesture, "It's as big as ten Xiaoliu, so they won't be able to recognize it!"
Lin Lang: "..." You are a devil.
His body was limp next to the person, like a kitten on the ground coveting the small dried fish on the table, wanting to eat it but not daring to eat it.
"When Shi Niang becomes a ball, Xiao Liu... Xiao Liu will always grow up."
At that time, Xiao Liu will be able to become a plump mistress, and no one will be able to take her away.
Xiao Liu is really smart.