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"Snapped!"
The smartest and most insidious Xiao Liu'er in the world was rewarded by the eldest princess.
"Why did Shi Niang play Xiao Liu? It hurts."
Xiao Liu'er's big eyes were watery, and his thin eyelids were also reddened by the little guy's rubbing. His mouth shrunk, pretending to cry.
Lin Lang was afraid of the naturally black little guy, and immediately threatened, "Didn't you hear about Xiao Liu? Boys who love to cry don't grow up tall. Will Xiao Liu become a dwarf? From now on, your brothers will play tricks and try to rob Xiao Liu." Just lift the food in Liu's hands, anyway, they also know that Xiao Liu is small and short, so he can't jump high."
The words were so harsh that the effect was immediate, and Xiao Liu puffed up his face in fright, holding back his tears, like a little frog in a pond.
Lin Lang coaxed Xiao Liu, and let Xue Yi spy out to clean up the noisy chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep in the yard.
Seeing the slender-waisted and long-legged spy brother picking up cow dung without complaint, Lin Lang felt that she was really reckless, and she was willing to destroy such a beautiful man. It is really that the appearance of the master and the brothers is too heaven-defying, one, two, three, four, five and six take turns admiring them every day, and they have long been immune to beauty.
Xiao Liu hung on Lin Lang's arm, staring at the blood-clothed spy.
The spy in blood froze.
Agents and assassins belong to the same camp of secrecy. The former go deep into the enemy's belly to listen to intelligence, while the latter sneak around and kill with one blow. A spy is like a spider in the night, weaving a web of heaven and earth silently. In comparison, an assassin is more dangerous. It is a dark blade hanging around your neck. You don't know when it will suddenly fall down and end your life with a puff.
Faced with the pressure of nature, the detective's elder brother broke into a cold sweat. The feeling of being missed by the number one assassin leader of the six countries is not a joke.
Fortunately, the eldest princess quickly rescued him, "I heard that there is a kind of agate crab in the sky, the meat is tender and delicious, my wife will take you to taste it!"
Bloody Agent: "..."
Early in the morning, go upstairs to eat in a place full of young ladies, princess, are you serious
The eldest princess is of course very serious. She not only carefully ordered agate crabs, hibiscus crabs, five-flavored crabs, etc., cooked and steamed them, and made a crab feast, but also seriously invited twelve young masters from the building. Together with the company, the room is full of beautiful and delicious men, which is really pleasing to the eye.
Xiao Liu is an out-and-out straight guy, he is not interested in the handsome brother, as soon as he enters the door, his eyes are staring at the table, and he can't move his face at all.
After his little head was buried in the bowl, and he sucked in the wind, he could hardly climb out of the crab pit.
Lin Lang didn't eat much. She washed her hands and was free to peel Xiao Liu's crabs.
She peeled cleanly and beautifully, but not quickly. In the end, Xiao Liu licked one plate after another, paws on the tabletop, waiting to be fed, often when Lin Lang picked out the chopsticks, he leaned forward and leaned forward. Stretching his waist, he swallowed it in one gulp.
Lin Lang didn't clap her hands until the surface of the disk was so bright that people's shadows could be seen, and wiped her fingers with a handkerchief, "Is it delicious?"
Xiao Liu nodded desperately, pointing to his round belly.
"Then you go to the kitchen and ask the masters how to do it well? After learning how to make it for my wife, my wife can't wait to taste Xiao Liu's craftsmanship." Lin Lang easily coaxed the children away, and Xiao Liu took a big peach by hand. Putting it on his head, he went out happily.
"Eldest Princess has used the fox's fake tiger's power well. With the little emperor of the Mercy League in charge, who would dare to tell you otherwise?"
Mr. Chu, who was dressed in green clothes like a fairy, had light eyes and a faint smile, but Mr. Yun who was beside him pulled his sleeves and motioned him to say a few words less.
Young Master Chu waved away his companion's hand and insisted on his own opinion, "Eldest Princess, the wealth and life of Ah Chu and his brothers are in your hands, so naturally you will follow orders from now on and dare not disrespect."
He paused, his eyes sharp.
"It's just that Ah Chu just asks, have you ever cared about our Pavilion Master?"
The sons were all silent.
The jasper bottle is filled with sparkling amber light, reflecting the eyes of the eldest princess. Although she is not the most beautiful and romantic in the world, she is more captivating than the beauties of princesses from all over the world.
The young masters are in the dark net of intelligence, know her methods are powerful, and never dare to deal with her rashly like the first time. What's more, with the secret order of the pavilion master, the eldest princess is their future loyal master, and they must respect her like their ancestors.
The eldest princess had wine on her lips, her eyes were flushed, and she said, "Zeng."
The boys couldn't help but look sideways.
"Snapped!"
A piece of red tile fell to the window, and the mischievous figure of the skylark could be seen faintly.
Dazzling arrived, got up to say goodbye and leave.
She deliberately went to the kitchen on the upper floor of the sky, and said that Xiao Liu was squatting on the threshold, her robe was full of snacks and fruits given by the master, she ate so much that her mouth was full, and she forgot the task of stealing the master. The sky has gone.
Xiao Liu suddenly saw Shi Niang, her legs and feet were not weak at all, and said to her confidently, Shi Niang, Xiao Liu saved the best food for you, remember to spank Xiao Liu's ass later!
One tall and one short went far in harmony.
The young masters stood outside the corridor and saw the figures of the two disappeared into the crowd. They looked puzzled, performed lightness kung fu one after another, and jumped onto the eaves.
The red tiles on the eaves are as dense as scales, and there are four winding dark red eaves ridges, and a slender figure is lying on one of them. He folded his hands, rested his head on his head, raised the most authentic Erlang legs, biting a piece of dog's tail grass between his mouth, the fluffy tassels trembled slightly, and he looked like a flamboyant dude.
"Master..."
"What is the name of the pavilion master? Your pavilion master is the eldest princess." The root of the young man's mouth shook, and he was very unruly and wild. My Gege's heart is only open to the women of the world, if you want to listen to the tender words of your sisters, you will not be able to deal with you stinky men."
After saying that, he jumped up like a carp, the tiles were light and brittle, but he didn't startle at all, which shows his profound skill.
Everyone knows that they don't mention the broken tiles.
"Okay, the time is up. This hero rushed to the road and shouted at the injustice. Everyone, the mountains will not change, the water will not change, who knows, there will be a period of time in the future."
After he was done with his loneliness, he no longer missed it, and jumped off the colorful building.
The hair on the cheeks flew in strands.
The figure wandered like a cloud, his black boots a little bit, stepped on the red silk and lanterns, the afterglow of the setting sun flowed between the black temples, and the pain was covered up with unrestrained eyebrows and eyes.
The young man quietly fell into the noisy crowd.
Go against each other.
Thousands of machines and exquisite hearts, most afraid of a little red cinnabar in the heart.
Before the sincere young man's blood boiled into sweet red bean soup, he chose to turn back in time and spend his life wandering in fresh clothes and angry horses.
Amidst the sound of flower drums, the young man walked from the colorful and lively world to the dimly lit dark place. After a while, he stopped and looked up at the sky above his head.
The sunset glow is bright, like a smear of blood on the military flag.
It seems... The war between Daqin and Rhinoceros is almost over.
He escaped from the vortex with bruises all over his body. I'm afraid the senior brothers won't be able to get away so easily.
At this time, the last city of Xi Nu retreated and ushered in the day of changing hands.
The gate of the city was wide open, and a carriage covered with white curtains slowly drove out. The leader was dressed in plain clothes, holding a lacquer plate in both hands, and placed a letter of surrender and a seal.
The seven-foot body of the general in the past is now a prisoner of another country, and the strongest spine collapsed a few inches before the letter was surrendered.
"General, the matter has come to this, and the fate is beyond control. For the sake of the people all over the city, I have wronged you."
Behind him stood a gray-haired old man with a stooped figure, leading a docile snow-white ram. The old man's cloudy eyes glanced at the broad back of the young man. He hung his head and breathed heavily and hurriedly.
It was not the right time for the general to come back from the dead. If he had been earlier, he might have been able to turn the tide and turn defeat into victory. If he was a little later, at least he could change his name and surname, and become the eternal hero of the old rhinoceros.
However, regardless of dissuasion, the general insisted on stepping into the coldest night in the Rhinoceros Kingdom. The Black Rhinoceros Army was surrounded and suppressed by Qin's iron cavalry, and the monarch was imprisoned in the palace, just like a winter charcoal fire, unable to continue.
"Your Majesty knows that you have tried your best, so don't blame yourself anymore." The old man sighed.
The monarch was young, and he and the general were siblings. Back then, he was also ardent and eager, pretending all the way, and sent the general to Lanmen to learn from his teacher.
The two made an appointment with each other, and in the future, the general will return from his studies, the emperor will guard the gate of the country, and the general will defend the snowy land. As soon as he heard that the general had fallen to Qin, the monarch was furious and insisted on launching a war despite the dissuasion of his courtiers.
The little monarch was dazzled by the victories in the past few days. He overestimated the fighting power of the rhinoceros and underestimated the ambition of the little Qin emperor. No, he can no longer be called the little Qin emperor. The king's ferocious appearance was so cruel to his brothers and sisters that he would kill them without batting an eyelid.
Emperor Qin rode a black horse with silver scales and cold armor, and a long sword hanging from his waist. He held the rein in his hand, and his soul-stirring red phoenix eyes shone brightly, looking down at the prisoner beside the horse.
The general was disfigured and his eyes were blank. In the past, his brothers laughed at him as a piece of wood that could not understand its style. Now the wood has lost its style, and its heart has been eaten away by termites.
Emperor Qin lowered his shining phoenix eyes.
"Junior brother, you and I are from the same sect. Since you have descended to Daqin, you will still be a general in the future. Senior brother will definitely treat you well." He bent down and took the blood book and jade seal, "It's just that there is no rule, senior brother Hope you'd understand-"
Emperor Qin's aura was suddenly sharp and loud.
"Some things, you can't think about, some people, you can't take them away, and some dreams, you can't dream."
The old man was confused. If his memory hadn't deteriorated, it didn't seem like a polite speech that a monarch should say to his subjects.
Instead, it's like... a confrontation between rivals in love
The fourth senior brother was silent for a moment, then said in a hoarse voice, "Your Majesty Emperor Qin, she has wronged my will and ruined our country. If one day she sacrifices me, she will pay back a hundredfold."
The second senior brother stared fixedly at him, and the atmosphere became anxious.
A similar scene of rivalry among the same sects took place thousands of miles away in Daze Country, and the protagonists were replaced by the senior brother and the third senior brother.
Gushe's 100,000 troops are approaching outside the city, and the momentum is tense, and the war is imminent. Unexpectedly, the hostile coaches of the two sides were strangely calm, boiling water and making tea in a secluded yard.
"Eldest brother, try the tribute tea from my Daze country."
Holding the cup in his hand, Su took a sip.
"Third Junior Brother, good tea."
The third senior brother, Gong Liangzhan, smiled, his crescent eyes curled up for a moment, "Senior brother is proficient in medicine, and has tasted all kinds of herbs, do you know the name of this tea?"
"Please do not hesitate to enlighten me, junior brother."
Eldest brother Yuan Huaizhen put down the teacup, the red lines between his brows were bright and sharp, and his pure and ascetic face was a bit more bewitching.
"Tea name, Sixiang."
Tea is good tea, so the name is of course nonsense.
Four images, homophonic knowledge.
He, Daze, was already weak, and what he was facing was the gushe and Yanhuo Kingdom's attack from light and darkness, forcing him to start a war. The rhino slave was their lesson, but the courtiers and generals couldn't see this clearly, so they insisted on hitting a stone with an egg. Before the irreversible general trend, one should know the current affairs as a hero, so the third senior brother temporarily took this name, which has a very profound meaning.
The third senior brother is dubbed the clan of Gongliang, and he comes from a well-mannered family with strict rules and regulations. The elders in the clan are full of pedantic and old-fashioned.
From the eyes of the world, he is cold and ruthless, and he cannot be entrusted to the government. But it was also him who led Daze to escape several dangerous catastrophes without any risk.
But Gongliang's direct lineage is born weak, and no one has ever lived beyond thirty years old. Some people say that this is retribution, because in order to stabilize the imperial power, the Gongliang family leaked the secrets and plotted to the end, which led to the early loss of Yangshou. Every Gongliang Patriarch who was chosen as Qilinzi usually died faster, and the youngest child prodigy died at the age of eleven.
In Gong Liangzhan's generation, the dead are dead, the wounded, the fearful, the Tianji clan has lost their vigor, and some people are even afraid of taking over as the head of the family, becoming short-lived ghosts, and there are not a few people who willfully escape responsibility.
The third senior brother chose the road of thorns without hesitation.
After all, no matter how you try to shirk, someone will always carry the burden, right? Then he will be one of them.
With my glowing fire, burn to the wilderness, and open the way for cold and cold beings.
Not seeking to be famous forever, but seeking to have a clear conscience, this is his righteous way of looking forward to the world, and it is also his destiny.
"Senior Brother's heart, Senior Brother understands." Yuan Huaizhen's pupils were clear and clear, "Senior Brother tried his best to protect your Daze Country and Gongliang Clan. However, if you do this, you are not afraid of being blamed by the family?"
The third senior brother lowered his head and smiled, coughing softly, so gentle that it was almost compassionate.
"Senior brother, there is no need to worry. You are just being a street mouse that everyone shouts and beats. It's not that the younger brother has never done it before, so he can bear it."
He comes like a breeze, goes like dust, in front of the stars of the ages, he is small and worthless, why should he care about his fame in his lifetime
The only regret is that he is living on a cliff and his life is hanging by a thread, so he can't tell her right away - he picked up the pagoda lamp that she broke on the Lantern Festival that day, and it was repaired. In Changming's heart.
The book of war once said, go up to fight against strategy, secondly to fight against Jiao, secondly to fight against soldiers, and then down to attack the city.
And he, Gong Liangzhan, was defeated without a fight, and he would probably be the most cowardly deserter.