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In the past few days, Hua Shao managed to get away from all kinds of entertainment and entertainment, and slept at home covered with a quilt.
Suddenly a phone call came in.
He scratched his head irritably and looked at the time, it was three in the morning.
Fuck, who the hell is disturbing people's dreams early in the morning, it's very wicked, okay!
Believe it or not, he exploded in minutes!
Hua Shao answered the phone with a dangerous expression, and said in a bad tone, "I said Xue Shao, if you don't have anything..."
"Hua Shao, help, help! I'm being chased by dogs!"
"Ah, you bastard, go after some wool, the young master is not a meat bun!"
"Fuck, you are so cheap, you actually called other dogs! Little bitch!"
Xue Shao on the other end was breaking down and shouting.
"Hua Shao, hurry up and help me, the young master is besieged by a group of dogs now! I'm going to die!"
Hua Shao: "..."
Why has he become more and more incomprehensible of this young master's painting style recently
What the hell is being chased by a dog
Then, at four o'clock in the morning, on a deserted street, two handsome teenagers squatted on the side of the road, smelling the exhaust of the car's buttocks, and eating three yuan fried noodles.
Hua Shao refused in his heart.
His image of an elegant and noble son was completely ruined by some bastard.
Careless in making friends!
A few coolly dressed hot girls walked by in front of him, they were exactly his favorites, together with Hua Shao's lustful heart, he couldn't help but whistled, with the intention of teasing them.
In the end, the young ladies patted Hua Shao's slippery face in pity, handed him a few big bills, and said earnestly, little brother, you are too young.
you are too young.
too small.
small.
Hua Shao, who has always been invincible in love, was confused in the wind.
Well, fried noodles are still quite delicious, and he didn't hear anything just now.
"Now you can say, why are you being chased by dogs? Don't tell me, your old man really likes those meat buns." Hua Shao rolled his eyes, his expression extremely disgusted.
No matter how much the young master loses his status, he won't be able to grab food from the dog, right
You must know that when he just rushed over, he saw this guy swooping suddenly, like a ferocious wolf, snatching the food from the dog's mouth abruptly.
Hua Shao stared blankly.
Is this an action movie
"What do you know?"
Xue Shao glanced at him, and opened the broken fresh meat soup bag, and there was a ring hidden inside!
"I'll go!" Hua Shao was taken aback, "This is okay?!"
Who the hell hides the proposal ring in the bag, does it look aesthetically pleasing
Such a confession was rejected every minute, right? !
In the end, someone actually said plausibly, "I was going to propose today, so I got up early in the morning to make a perfect steamed bun and put a ring in it. How about it? It's very creative, isn't it? , I’m sure I’ll cry! It’s rare for my master to make such a perfect plan, who would have thought that he would meet such a group of bastards on the road!”
Xue Shao was upset when he said it, and now all his dreams are in vain! hateful!
"In other words, I don't think she will cry."
Hua Shao couldn't help but talk too much, and got a handsome look from the young master.
"Shut up if you don't understand!"
"...too much."
Hua Shao muttered softly, this guy was as docile as a kitten in front of Lin Lang, but if it was someone else, he immediately turned into a fierce king of the mountain.
"It's all right now, I was caught with a face full of embarrassment, how can I explain to others when I go back?"
The young master turned to worry about his "disfigurement".
"I don't think you need to say anything, just kneel on the washboard."
"ha?"
Hua Shao winked.
Xue Shao frowned, "Do you have cramp in your eyes or something? Why are you blinking all the time? Do you want to go to the hospital?"
"..."
As far as this EQ is concerned, let alone kneeling on the washboard, kneeling on the durian is also good!
As soon as the words fell, the young master's ears were picked up.
"Hey, hey, hey! Daughter-in-law, take it easy!"
"Student Xue, you acted very bravely just now. You snatched food from among a dozen wolf dogs. Your small body is still quite strong!"
"Wait, what are you hiding? Hand it over."
Xiao Xue pitifully took out the ugly bun and broke it apart.
"What's this?"
He said dejectedly, "I worked for two months to save money to buy a ring, but it was bitten by a dog before I put it on for you."
Lin Lang: "..."
The stupid son of this landlord's family!
Are rings more important than lives
She didn't even know what to say.
"Let me see, where is the injury?" She touched his face with her fingers, "Does it still hurt?"
He shook his head quickly, smiled foolishly, and just stared at her.
Today my daughter-in-law is wearing a blue floral short skirt, her legs are long and white, I really want to touch them! No, no, no, if you think about it, the young master will drool, and the daughter-in-law will dislike it!
"Originally, I planned to kiss you to comfort you, but now it seems that I don't need it. You are quite strong, and you can survive by yourself." Lin Lang raised her eyebrows.
When the young master heard this, he stared at him, oh, my god, if you miss out on such a good benefit, what will you do
Immediately oops oops yelled uncomfortable, the level of professional touch porcelain is no one.
"It hurts so much here, I've been caught several times!"
"There are also here and here, you see, they are all bruised."
He had a pitiful little look.
Those clear and pure eyes are full of longing for "Daughter-in-law, come and comfort me".
Linlang was angry and funny, and flicked the other person's forehead hard, "What's the matter, do you still want me to give you a full body checkup? Do you want to customize it?"
The young master was shy, his earlobes were bloodshot, "Well, if you want it, I don't mind either..."
The villain in my heart jumped up and down.
Aww, go, go, throw her down!
He will do this and that to her, and then he will not get out of bed for three days and three nights!
No no no, three days is too little! five days? Hmm, he remembered that the shops next door seemed to sell medicinal wine
"Okay, I'll give you a good 'check' when I get home."
Lin Lang raised her lips and smiled at him, bright as a spring flower.
"Then, let's go home quickly."
The young master's little heart was scratched, there were several butterflies fluttering inside, no nonsense, stretched out his long legs, picked up the person and ran away, whizzing away.
Hua Shao, who was squatting on the side of the road, stared blankly at the deserted street.
In other words, have you completely forgotten about a big living person
Is his presence that weak
Hua Shao decided to spend his whole life hating this boy who forgets his friends because of sex!
It's a pity that Hua Shao's anger is destined not to be felt by the young master. He crossed his long legs, grabbed his feet with both hands, and sat obediently like a child. There was a trace of liquid suspiciously leaking from the corner of his mouth, as if he had fallen into some kind of pink fantasy.
"Xiao Xuezi, come here!"
Xue Shao licked the corners of his mouth, stopped pretending to be cute, and ran to the bathroom.
"Take off your clothes."
The girl wrung out the water from the towel.
She changed into pink home clothes. The thin fabric was close to her body, showing her curves.
The little wolf in my heart crept up again.
"This, this is not very good, men and women can't kiss each other." A certain young man said so, but he wiped himself clean at the speed of light, and stood naked in front of her.
Lin Lang rolled her eyes, and went up to wipe his body, avoiding the wound.
During this period, she calmly ignored an indescribable part.
It's normal for a teenager to have a hormonal runaway during puberty, and there's no need to make a fuss, although the frequency of this person's puberty at her all day long is not normal.
Now it is even more arrogant to hang high.
Want to make trouble
"Okay, you can go now."
Lin Lang turned her head and dipped the towel into the water. Someone saw the timing and secretly moved the soap next to her with her foot, and said coquettishly, "I think my hair is still dripping, why don't you wipe it for me."
Lin Lang: "..."
With such a large piece of soap lying across the middle of the road, do you think she is blind
Can the sneak attack take some time
Lin Lang decisively ignored the young master's disappointed expression, and directly stepped over the soap.
The one hundred and eighth sneak attack failed.
Lin Lang rubbed his head, the young master's hair was a little hard, but it was soft after washing, and it fell down obediently. Coupled with his sad look, it was extraordinarily fresh and cute.
The large dry towel completely covered his little face.
But that lost breath couldn't be concealed.
There is really no way to deal with this little erha, I still have to coax him.
Lin Lang opened it and got in.
In a slightly dark and narrow space, the distance between the two was a little subtle.
The young master's heart was beating violently again.
He twitched his Adam's apple several times, swallowed vigorously, looked at Lin Lang's childish eyebrows without blinking, and finally focused his gaze on those bright red lips.
He tasted that taste, sweet, drunk to the heart.
The white floor is filled with orange lights, like another wonderful dream.
The young master closed his eyes nervously, lowered his head, and tried to kiss her tentatively.
Please, don't push me away.
His palms were sweating.
Finally got his wish.
Dark, kissing under the towel.
He lightly bit her lip, gently, afraid of hurting others.
His hands were dishonest at first, running around, but in the end, he hugged her waist very politely, obediently and without moving.
It's not that he didn't want it, but that he didn't dare to.
He was afraid that he would not be the one who accompanied her to the end.
After all, the current him has no ability to promise her the future at all.
So, Your Majesty, wait for me, will you
When I grow bigger and my hands and feet are stronger, I will sharpen the sword on my waist, like a real general, and go to war with great vigor, and lay down a kingdom for you.
At that time, you will give me the most precious reward, okay
After the long kiss ended, Lin Lang tore off the towel, and the other party's eyes turned red.
"Crybaby, why are you crying again?"
Lin Lang was helpless.
The young master was tearful and sobbing, "I, I don't want to either."
Well, daughter-in-law, you pinched my little brother so painfully and said QAQ.
Can you be lighter next time