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Airport lobby.
The boy tapped the suitcase with his fingers, wearing a white baseball uniform and a casual cap, refreshing and handsome, making the girls passing by the road blush and heartbeat.
When someone plucked up the courage to ask him for his phone number, he shook his hat and said impatiently, "This young master has his own name, don't come near me, my wife will be angry!"
A phone call comes in.
The irritable male god became smaller and pitiful in seconds, and said pitifully, "Are you here?"
The two originally set out together, but Lin Lang said that she forgot something, so she went back to get it, and asked him to go to the airport to wait for her.
The other party chuckled, like sunshine, dispelling all his anxiety.
"Are you still afraid that I won't be able to run away? Obediently, wait for me where I am, and I will go find you."
I will look for you.
What a sweet story.
Soothed all his restlessness.
"Okay, I won't go, I will always wait for you to come."
Waiting for you to take me home.
Standing a little numb, Xue Shao found a random place to sit down, fiddled with the little doll next to the phone, and poked the bright red mouth with his finger, as if thinking of something again, he couldn't help but blush.
The daughter-in-law seems to have a bit of a bad taste, but he likes it so much, what should I do!
Then the young master began to reflect on his routine three times a day.
Xue Shao, Xue Shao, you are the head of the family, what can you do if you are always under the pressure like this
We must regain our glory and let her know how powerful the real man is!
No, no, if he really dared to rebel, his wife would castrate him, right
castrated him...
eunuch...
eunuch...
The young master shuddered deeply, shaking off the goosebumps all over his body.
His little brother could not stand the third torture.
So, he is obedient and obedient, right
Anyway, if you are obedient, you can eat sweets, and all the men and women will go to hell, as long as the Queen Mother is happy.
The young master was very spineless and cowardly.
He's been thinking about it for a long time.
Time passed by every minute and every second.
No one came.
He became impatient and wanted to call, but he was afraid that she would be annoying.
A terrible thought came to mind.
Could it be that he really ran away
No, no, she promised herself that she would not miss the appointment.
But another voice in my heart said, come on, Xue Shao, you are a super stupid, you have been cheated by her time and time again, are you still not good
until-
"Ah Shao? Come quickly, Lin Lang was in a car accident!"
Hua Shao's voice could not hide his anxiety.
"Snapped!"
The phone screen shattered into pieces.
His face suddenly paled.
"Hey, boy, your luggage..."
The voice behind him gradually became inaudible, and he only felt that his heart was about to jump out of his throat, and the blood rushed to his brain, making him unable to think.
Surrounded by a dark crowd.
Amidst the piercing sirens, someone's crying was very clear.
A young female corpse was lying on the ground. The body was covered with a layer of white cloth, and the red skirt was faintly exposed. She held the phone tightly in her hand, and the ugly male doll was all stained red with blood, looking hideous and weird.
A strong smell of blood flooded into his nostrils.
He walked through the silent sighing crowd, numb, to her side.
The whole body is cold.
"A Shao..."
Hua Shao opened his mouth, but finally said nothing.
In the face of death, all comforts seem superfluous.
"Ah, I see..."
"You're lying to me again, aren't you?"
"Stop playing, I won't be fooled."
He pushed her shoulder, trying to force a smile.
"You said how old you are, and you still play these games. Is it fun to scare people?"
"Hey, stop playing, okay, our plane is about to miss."
"I beg you, get up..."
At the last sentence, he broke down in tears.
It's all his fault, so he insisted on urging her to come over.
If he had been more patient, wouldn't everything have happened
With so much blood, it hurts a little, right
But he was not by her side when she was in the most pain.
"Don't be afraid, empress dowager, little Xuezi will come to accompany you." He murmured.
It's cold down here, who else is willing to keep you warm except me
He ran madly to the side of the road.
"A Shao!"
"Boom—"
The body was thrown high, and the blood mist sprayed all over the ground.
He turned his face with difficulty, facing her direction.
It's great that we can be together again.
The boy smiled and closed his eyes.
Now, daughter-in-law, wait for me, I'll go find you right now.
Maybe turning into a ghost would be a bit ugly, so don't dislike it, okay
"Snapped!"
Someone fell hard to the foot of the bed.
He stayed for a while.
Just now, he was kicked in the face by a foot, right
It hurts to say.
Looking up, oh, the daughter-in-law's face is really scary.
The person on the bed looked indifferent, "Boy, if you dare to cry while rubbing my chest, believe it or not, I'll keep you out of bed for a month!"
It made her think that a ghost pressed the bed in the middle of the night.
Under the dim light, Lin Lang was wearing a thin emerald green quilt, her skin was crystal clear, like flawless jade.
He said aggrievedly, "I'm having a nightmare, you're still killing me, I, I'm dead!"
As he said that, the young master pouted his buttocks, as if digging three feet into the ground, and vowed to find the sharpest thing to end himself.
Hmph, he didn't believe that she didn't feel bad.
This man, who cried, made troubles and hanged himself three times, can he still let people live in peace
Lin Lang rolled her eyes, "Then please go ahead, jump off the building, jump into the sea, jump into the stinky ditch, just be happy, I will continue to sleep, don't talk."
She turned her back to him, her black hair hanging down her white back, charming and fragrant.
So the young master swallowed unconsciously, and quietly climbed onto the bed.
I poked it with my finger, but there was no response.
He lifted the quilt and got in.
Tentatively, he put his hands on her waist.
Hey, I didn't refuse.
It seems that the daughter-in-law really has a knife mouth and a bean curd heart.
He held her in his arms happily, rubbing his cheek against her head.
"What nightmare did you have?"
Xue Shao was taken aback, she wasn't asleep
"I dreamed that the day we left, we went to the airport, and you got into a car accident on the way."
"Then what?"
"Then? I committed suicide!"
"Why?"
"I want to protect you."
He took it for granted, "There are so many perverts in hell, I can't let them bully you!"
Lin Lang: "..."
Why hell, isn't it good to go to heaven
This Erhu is so self-consciously treating himself as a "bad guy"
"When you die, I will follow you and be with you forever, okay?"
He twisted his slippery body and acted sweetly.
"Not good." She turned her head with a completely disgusted expression.
"Why?" Someone was about to cry.
"I hate crybabys." Annoyed to death.
Hearing this, the little wolf dog immediately held back its tears, its face flushed red, as if it couldn't breathe.
Lin Lang looked at it for a long time, felt weird, and said, "Forget it, you'd better cry, it will make me feel like being bullied."
Master: "..."
Daughter-in-law, I am a bit sympathetic to you being such a ghost.
The two quarreled for a while, then fell asleep again.
This time, sleep well until dawn.
Three years ago, they came to a strange country.
Three years later, they have their own home.
An invitation was sent across the ocean to Xue Shao.
His brother is getting married, but the bride is not Zhang Mengmeng.
It's a girl with pretty brows and eyes, with a smart and beautiful smile, and even more so.
Oh, provocative
The young master sneered and tore up the red wedding invitation, and threw it into the bottom of the trash can, so that Lin Lang could not see it.
Compared with these, the young master is more troubled by another troublesome matter.
Recently, he chatted with a few foreign buddies about his emotional life, and he felt more and more that his status as the hero was in jeopardy. After all, Lin Lang's attitude towards him was often like coaxing a pet, and she didn't treat him like a real man at all.
He felt that it was time to explode his courage as a man.
He's going to push her down hard, tear her clothes apart, and then this, that, and that!
Wow, I get excited just thinking about it.
Under the terrified eyes of his subordinates, the young master took out a stack of tissues, wiped his nosebleed gracefully, and said dignifiedly, "It's hot, you should be careful when you get angry."
Then they silently glanced at the snow on the ground.
In the evening, when Lin Lang came back, she was greeted with a romantic candlelight dinner and affectionate gazes.
She calmly let him take off his coat and hang it on the hanger.
Being so attentive today, there must be a conspiracy.
"Try it quickly, this is the dish I cooked today, see if it suits your appetite."
He warmly served Lin Lang with food.
While talking, he also took out the tall glass from the wine cabinet. After filling it up, most of the bottle of vodka disappeared in an instant.
So she realized it instantly.
What's the matter, you still want to get her drunk
Lin Lang didn't refuse, and coaxed him to finish a lot of glasses while drinking, and finally passed out on the table pretending to be too drunk.
"Hey, now you can't escape from my master's palm."
He crossed his hips proudly.
The young master's cheeks were flushed, he stood up drunk, the smell of alcohol rose, and everything in front of him became blurred. He quickly patted his face, trying to calm himself down, and dragged him back to the big bed in the bedroom with difficulty.
Then squatting down, Pidianpidian drew out a small pink box from under the bed.
This is a sex toy that a certain guy specially brought back for him!
He really won his heart, and the year-end bonus should be generously rewarded!
Uh, a whip
No, the daughter-in-law's skin is very delicate, it will hurt.
So, candles
This is not good, the daughter-in-law is afraid of pain.
Huh? What is this? Ball? Hmm, very chic...
Just as the young master was studying hard, a chuckle came from above his head.
"Little fool, you still want to overthrow me with just this trick?"
Master: "!!!"
A certain person who was drunk by him was full of energy, with his hair brushed, charming in every possible way.
To the horror, the man swayed his waist and limbs, and dragged out a huge black suitcase from the other side of the bed effortlessly, which was full of "peerless collections".
He swallowed.
over! Egg! up!
"Tell me, what kind of death do you want? My little sister can satisfy you."
Lin Lang flew a wink at him, and the waves sparkled.
The young master trembled and trembled: "Miss, please let me go!"
What's even more frightening is that he finally found out that his wife was wearing a set of underwear!
So, was he the one who was slept
The young master was crying.
He looks like pear blossoms with rain, which is very pitiful.
Well, delicate and soft, easy to push down.
Linlang skillfully tied the person to the head of the bed, and neatly arranged all the collections.
Where to start
She smiled sinisterly.
"Daughter-in-law, take it easy, QAQ."
The day when the rebellion succeeds is far away.