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After the task was over, Lin Lang flew into the arms of her boss.
Yes, her boss is still in the harem dungeon.
Linlang has a bunch of candied haws on the left, and a small candy painting on the right. On the day of Qixi Festival, she and her big brother are walking happily on the ancient road.
Looking at this happy little elf, Junwan felt a little headache and pressed his temple.
"Can you say hello and come back?"
God knows what it's like to wake up in the middle of the night and find a black head on top of the bed
Mr. Jun Wan has a strong premonition that nothing good will happen when the little fairy arrives.
The two walked around and came to a brothel.
Lin Lang: "I've seen this brothel before."
Jun Wan: "..."
No wonder you haven't seen it.
Lin Lang swaggered in.
What else can Jun Wan say? stay with me.
The two of them dressed up in men's clothing, Jun Wan was the eldest son of a noble family, and Lin Lang, with a folding fan in his hand and a smile on his face, looked like a flirtatious young man, and he was not merciless when he took advantage of a girl.
Lin Lang pinched her fingers and said quietly, "Your Majesty, there should be a heroine haunting this place."
Never mind, Jun Wan saw it early in the morning.
After all, there is a short man with well-developed chest and buttocks among the men, which is really eye-catching.
Standing next to the short man was her mission target this time, a ruthless and cold-blooded emperor, but a creature like an emperor was more likely to be captured by a pure and unpretentious time-traveling girl.
Junwan took this task to test whether the strategy system that was recently launched at the headquarters works well. By the way, he observed the wild strategy system of the heroine, and made a detailed record, so that the new mission workers will have a good idea of the wild system in the future. Not to be in a hurry.
Lin Lang watched with great interest the scene where the time-traveling heroine teased her sister in public and aroused the emperor's jealousy.
"Hey, that dog emperor is flirting in front of your face."
Lin Lang poked Jun Wan's arm, winked, and watched the play very lively.
As one of the emperor's concubines, the boss remained expressionless throughout.
"So, are you going to castrate him?"
"Good idea!"
Lin Lang clapped her hands in applause.
"Don't make trouble."
Jun Wan gave someone a pastry stuffed into his mouth, and said bitterly, "Can't even eat it to stop your mouth?"
Lin Lang enjoyed the boss's feeding and stared at him intently, as if she had discovered a new world.
"Damn it, look, the heroine's waist has shrunk. Absolutely, I bet, it's definitely slimmer! Huh? The skin seems to be white too? Is it so easy for this system to become beautiful?"
Lin Lang complained to her, "Like my family who wants money, buy a whitening pill, and it will bankrupt me in minutes."
Jun Wan said, "The wild system is like this. It will deceive the attackers, making them think that they can get the beauty and figure they dream of by paying a small price. In fact, their luck and lifespan have been consumed invisibly. .In the real world, originally a normal and healthy body, only consciousness remains in the end.”
But for the system, the appearance is only the most basic modification, and the most valuable thing is the skill memory, Miaotong Qinqi, calligraphy and painting.
Questers know that skill memory is a one-time consumable, and it can only be carried in one world, after which it is gone.
Top taskers rarely use system plug-ins, the deeper the dependence, the weaker the ability. Like the goblin in her family, the system has been away from home for many years, isn't she also living a carefree and unrestrained life? She is a walking jerk herself!
Junwan chatted with someone, "You don't plan to find you anymore?"
"That heartless guy, let it fend for itself."
Lin Lang was very loose.
Jun Wan laughed, who has no conscience? The boss slowed down and coaxed the little goblin, "Okay, I know you have a conscience, but it's been so long, you should at least look for it symbolically, right?"
Lin Lang sighed.
"Even if I find it, I probably won't come back."
Jun Wan raised her eyebrows, "Is there something else you can't coax?" That's really red rain.
The little goblin gave her a wink, "It's because she's so good at coaxing, the system lost her temper." At the beginning, she was very prosperous in the female lead department, but the little trash in the system became more and more gloomy. , deliberately closed her small dark room, preventing her from having intimate contact with any men, Lin Lang naturally broke up with it.
A jealous system dad is not a good system.
"Oh, it's all because of my damn charm that has no place to rest." Lin Lang said narcissistically.
Jun Wan rolled her eyes, "You can shut up, honey."
Lin Lang grinned and teased her.
The two good-looking young masters laughed and cursed, and immediately became a sight in the building. This scene was naturally caught by the opposite emperor. He was surprised at first, and then angry, especially when Lin Lang put his arms around Jun Wan's shoulders and turned towards him. Casually cast a provocative look.
"...Zhou Zhaoyi?"
Forced to wear a green hat, which man can bear it? The cold-blooded emperor turned his face in public, "Come on, take Zhou Zhaoyi and that bitch down!"
Jun Wan: "...I knew you wouldn't let me survive for a day, and I'll deal with you later."
Lin Lang blinked innocently.
Aren't they already very handy in seeking to usurp the throne
After the vacation, Lin Lang happily took on the new task.
Well, in a very relaxed modern world, she is going on vacation, no, she is going on a mission.
Lin Lang would never admit that her laziness was a cancer.
"Ding!"
The crisp ringtone accompanied by a playful female voice broke the peaceful morning.
"Master, you have a new email, it's an emergency, I suggest you read it immediately, otherwise you will lose a lot!"
"Master, you have a new email..."
The female voice repeated it over and over tirelessly.
After a long time, a thin and pale hand protruded from the bed, and impatiently, it swept the mobile phone on the cabinet into the pillow with a snap.
A faint blue light was projected from the screen, reflecting half of a pale and haggard face, which seemed to be caused by lack of sleep.
The boy rubbed the head of the chicken nest, raised his smooth and white shoulders, and squinted at the content.
"God's Prank... what the hell? A god's prank?... Huh? What bastard has nothing to do to send this early in the morning spam?"
Pei Dang cursed, venting his anger for getting up.
"It's still a god, I'm still a god to his father! I don't care about it at all!"
He yawned wearily, slipped down, and was about to click the button to report spam, his eyes fixed on a line of words.
"Dear player Pei Dang, you participated in the second closed beta of "Please Fall in Love with Me in the Past" at 2090/03/10/00:00 in the Sixth Sun Epoch, and established with Huansha Xishi, the No. 1923 capture target. Forged a deep revolutionary friendship, double quotient, excellent civil and military skills, we invite you to participate in the first public beta of this love game! Go back to the past era and meet the ultimate true love! Dog GP wishes you a happy game in advance! Every day the Raiders feel like a kidney All the GP production members who will be hollowed out by the goblins tearfully respect."
"Remarks: This game has been renamed "God's Prank", also known as "God's Prank" in order to pursue a higher level of compulsion."
"Remarks: 25,999 strategy characters have been unlocked, including but not limited to 12 strategy systems such as Primordial Mythology/Taoism and Buddha Conflict/Feudal Dynasty/Devil Ceremony/Fantasy Era"
"Remarks: Pain perception is loaded 100% simultaneously."
"Remarks: Players can attack multiple characters at the same time, but the Shura field is extremely risky and easy to overturn. Players are requested to be careful to avoid the incense ending."
"Remarks: The mall is online."
Pei Dang scanned down the line, and finally showed a mocking smile at the word "mall".
Rubbish game, open beta dare to charge.
Want to cheat Lao Tzu out of krypton gold
You ask Lao Tzu's wallet if it agrees with this marriage!
The male lead, Pei Dang, is currently 19 years old, a freshman in freshman, military training has become popular on the Internet with a photo of shooting down on the ground. At the same time, he is also a game anchor who often goes out of the circle. With tens of millions of female fans, nicknamed Teddy Jing, the sexiest passerby king in the e-sports world.
However, after seeing Gou Xin for a long time, the friends in the circle scolded Pei Dang as Pei rooster.
Yes, it is a hairless iron cock!
No matter what game this guy plays, he won't pay a penny for life or death. He's so stingy!
At present, the game market is mature, AI is popular, immersive holographic experience is popular all over the world, and many business strategy games are popular internationally.
Like GP's "Please Fall in Love with Me in the Past", it launched the love adventure strategy with AI for the first time. Popular characters from the past talk about a vigorous love affair!
The first internal test was launched, and the number 99 in the domestic lottery.
The second internal test was launched, and the global lottery ranked 1999.
It became popular on the first day, and the popularity continued throughout the year. It arrogantly occupied various search lists and game lists.
The players were on the scene, experienced in-depth, and shed tears for the beautiful love between themselves and AI ladies and brothers.
Pei Dang was bleary-eyed, and after washing his face, he nestled into a soft sofa. In the scorching summer, he brushed WB to continue his life.
"10 minutes ago came from the dog GP who can live but is not necessary... #神明的恶恶# The world's first public beta, lottery 9999 lucky players, specially invited 99 internal beta guests, have you received the entrance ticket of God? @GP家The sponsor’s dad @六太阳纪幻想官博@爱打战的华夏野白赛区@希望希望攻画话philosophical European and American Revival Division @Drifting far away in the North and South Ocean Division…”
As soon as the global public beta of "God's Prank" was announced, players all over the world fell into a frantic cry, eagerly refreshing their emails every day, eager to get a GP invitation letter.
While yelling at Guanbo Grandpa to look at me, while insulting Guanbo, you dog, do you dare to shake a few more numbers
At the time of the Sixth Era, there were 350 countries in the world with a population exceeding 10 billion. What a poor number of 10,098 places!
Pei Dang raised his eyebrows and hung his invitation letter on the WB, attracting a slice of citric acid.
"Chong Ceng, Ou Huang Ceng Ceng!"
"I'm a slut brother in society, and he talks harshly and flirtatiously. You've got Sister Xi Shi in your hands!"
"95% of this garbage game has a BE ending, what a fart!"
"Wooooow, beautiful Didi, my sister loves you, so please be kind to me!"
"Which one is going to play for the public beta this time? I'm tired of playing the male account, why not play the female account! My little brother is also fine!"
The bottom one is seconded.
Second your fucking size.
Pei Dang was holding a glass filled with warm milk, and was idly swiping his phone. When he saw this popular message, he immediately rolled his eyes.
I'm sorry, big brother, his sexuality is normal, and he has no interest in capturing male characters. However, as a game anchor, he pursues excitement and novelty, and likes to find new ways. This public beta is going to be interesting.
Pei Dang squinted his Danfeng eyes, and licked the snow foam from his mouth with the tip of his tongue.
He casually glanced at the public beta time on the invitation letter.
2091/06/10/00:00.
At 11:40 in the evening, Pei Dang took a cold shower, dried his hair, and placed some biscuits.
At eleven fifty, Pei Dang loosened the drawstring of his trousers, then lay down on the bed and put on the holographic helmet.
At eleven fifty-three, Pei Dang closed his eyes and sank into consciousness.
"Drip! Do you want to start the world of "God's Prank"?"
"yes."
"Drip! The game is starting, please wait patiently!"
"The loading progress of the world map is 30%... 60%... "God's Prank" has started!"
"Welcome, the No. 19 player in the Global China Prehistoric Division, Pei Dang."
Pei Dang opened his eyes, and there was a vast starry sky in front of him. Fortunately, he was not afraid of heights and did not feel dizzy. Then a row of data appeared in front of him, with the option to upgrade or downgrade his appearance.
Pei Dang did not hesitate as he used to play games, and maintained the status quo.
"Drip! The player character model has been established. Please choose a strategy system. Currently, there are prehistoric myths, Taoist and Buddhist battles, feudal dynasties, demon festivals, and fantasy eras..."
Pei Dang was already prepared.
"The Demon Festival."
"Drip! The No. 4 strategy system of 'Devil Ceremony' is loading... 15%... 85%... The system is loaded. Contract system, unless the player character dies, breaking up is a crematorium. Of course, you can recharge 19999999 sun coins in the mall, and the GP will open the door for you at any time.”
"Dog games!"
Pei Dang, who has been unshakable for a hundred years as a prostitute, is now thinking about every day, and he squeezes out words from between his teeth.
"I choose—the family of God, the wife of Satan, and the teacher of Cain."
"Immortal Witch..."
He exhaled, the tip of his tongue curling lightly.
"Lilith."
The star sea is in turmoil, and the demon wakes up.
The night-like long hair spread out in strands, floating in the deep star map.
The gentle and charming female voice lightly fell on the ears.
"Dear player Pei Dang, I am here at your call from thousands of worlds. Are you ready... to fall in love with God?"
Before Pei Dang could react, the mechanical female voice began to broadcast across the region.
"Drip! 95,776 copies of the world have been loaded... Drip! 25,999 attackable AI simulation characters have been released... Drip! 10098 players around the world have chosen the first favorite object..."
"In 2091, the Sixth Sun Epoch, "God's Prank" was the first public beta in the world. All players are requested to be mentally prepared for the upcoming release. Put in tens of millions of pieces, safety first, and land on the ground. If you don't die, you will be disabled. Please land well. , fall in love every day. Countdown to 10, 9, 8... 3, 2, 1!"
A password came from the depths of the distant clouds.
Difficult to distinguish between male and female, like a smile is not a smile.
"God's mischief has officially begun."