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Seeing that the progress bar was about to jump to 99%, Pei Dang, who had only his last life, felt that he couldn't continue flirting.
He doesn't want to be described by netizens as an eunuch who gets GG in the first five minutes!
How can a man not do it!
"No, I am the witch's night watchman."
The strong desire to survive caused Pei Dang to unleash the most realistic acting skills ever. He suppressed the frivolity in his bones, and his eyes suddenly became unpredictable.
"I am a descendant of the gods. I follow the will of God and retrieve the missing memories for Elizabeth so that she can return to the position of God."
"... Elizabeth?"
Lord Earl's ice-blue pupils trembled slightly, "Is it... an unknowable name?"
[Progress: 15%]
Pei Dang breathed a sigh of relief.
Adhering to the principle of being able to deceive one is one, Pei Dang became more and more confident, "This is Lilith's name before she fell to heaven. God hates her for polluting the pure land of heaven, so she deprived her of this name." After bursts of cold air, Zhixiang changed the subject, "Lilith has been hit hard now, and her soul fragments are scattered in various spaces. She is incomplete. If you don't find her memory as soon as possible, I'm afraid..."
It is most useful to have something to say.
Pei Dang was very shameless, emphasizing his identity as a "night watchman".
If he ascends to heaven, Lilith will leave with him too!
The Earl did not speak for a long time.
Pei Dang was as stable as an old dog on the surface, but panicked inside.
Dog GP is really willing to spend money. The scenery of this game is so delicate and realistic, and the micro expressions of the characters are so real, especially the highest-level earl NPC in front of him, with a stern aura, as if a commoner is fighting with a great leader in an era. The person is talking, and the other party is still a prince-level vampire, the third-generation well-deserved king!
"Your Excellency, don't be nervous."
Fan Zhuo eased his expression, hiding his murderous eyes, "Since I am the guardian of my beloved god, I will never refuse any order."
He lowered his voice again, "How did Lilith come back to life? Does she really... remember nothing?"
The heroine they talked about was admiring the opposite building, with her back to the people, and occasionally turned her face to the side, the hair on her forehead was blown away by the wind, showing a little confused look.
The magic stick Pei Dang went online again, fooling the earl of the council who was better than the blond NPC.
"The great priest Nofiler sacrificed his appearance and revived the witch's heart. However, the power of the gods and demons is different, which is likely to cause conflicts. There is still some blood of evil gods lurking in her body. Your Excellency, at this moment, what you need to do is to wait patiently." , instead of forcibly awakening the Witch’s memory and scaring her rashly, resulting in a failure.”
The cloud player in the live broadcast room lamented that Peigou's magic stick skills became more and more proficient, and at the same time chatted about the player who was cuckolded by an NPC in the second internal test.
That player is really miserable, a small otaku from a social animal, he was finally selected from the sky, and went to experience the beauty of first love in the game, but he was too shy, and always asked his subordinate NPC to send letters and flowers, happy to hear it, The subordinate NPC rebelled, picked up AI Su Xiaoxiao and eloped.
Of course Pei Dang won't create opportunities for NPCs. The dog planner can do anything in order to empty out the player's pocket money!
In order not to be cuckolded, he had to guard against it!
So after some cunning conversations, Pei Dang successfully gained the "trust" of the vampire count and was rewarded generously.
[Vampire Earl favorability +10]
[Funds × 100 Royal Roses (equivalent to 200 pounds)]
[Property × 1 (big noble manor)]
[Servants × 87 people (including but not limited to manor housekeepers, cooks, gardeners, family doctors, laundry maids, hairdressing maids, etc.)]
[Vampire Earl's Promise]
Good guy! What a thick golden thigh! Pei Dang secretly said.
"Lilith, come here, I have seen your old love... Cough, Your Excellency Fanzhuo."
Pei Dang almost said the word "old lover", but fortunately he reined in the precipice.
The witch can't hear it when the wind is strong.
What kind of peerless thorn is this!
Pei Dang swallowed his old blood, and said in a good voice, "My Lady Queen, please do me a favor and get to know each other."
She just walked over calmly.
The Vampire Earl's pupils rippled faintly. He knelt down on one knee in front of the Crystal Palace, holding her fingertips with his snow-white gloved hand.
Like a treasure, kiss gently.
The pale-skinned blood ruler said lightly.
"Nice to meet you, Miss Lilith."
His lips were very light in color, like cherry brandy poured on a red table, clear and transparent, and his low voice was thick and clear, implying turbulent affection, which hit the hearts of girls in the audience in the live broadcast room.
"Mist Grass, I'm a big man, I'm going to break it, what kind of world's best is this!"
The witch pulled out her hand impatiently, "Your smell is very strong, I don't like it very much, stay away from me!"
Pei Dang was terrified.
Your Majesty Queen, can you be more restrained, the benefactor's father gives money to others, what a good fat sheep customer, he is willing to give you money, but you can't mess with him!
The blood lord was not angry, he smiled lowly as he experienced the familiar lingering warmth.
"Please don't be angry. Maybe the weather is too hot and I sweat a little. I will clean it up next time."
Pei Dang looked at the not-so-severe sun in the sky. The fog was shrouded in a thin layer of mist all year round. Even though it was the beginning of May, sunny days rarely appeared.
The treatment of old lovers is different!
You can also push the pot to the innocent little weather! He is very convinced!
After complaining like this, Pei Dang still put the little heart in his throat back to its original position.
The Vampire Earl arranged a carriage for them in a soft voice, and sent them back to a manor under his name. Considering the mood of the witch, the Earl did not accompany him, but told Pei Dang a bunch. When the carriage wobbled to its destination, Pei Dang was the first to jump off. The witch stretched out her hand and glanced at him, probably meaning that "those who have no eyesight don't come to help me".
Pei Dang: "..."
He felt himself turned into a poor little servant.
The butler of the manor warmly entertained them and asked everyone to worship the new owner. Pei Dang counted, and among the 87 people, there were 60 beautiful girls who were dedicated to serving the witch Lilith. Serve his old lover very carefully, holding it in his hand for fear of falling, holding it in his mouth for fear of melting.
Pei Dang, the god of strategy, suddenly felt a little inferior. Under the earl's sugar-coated shells, how could he abduct Lilith, who had an appetite and was spoiled
Pei Gou is very sad today.
When he saw the dinner brought up by the butler smiling, he became even more worried.
Corned beef, smoked goose, etc., many high-end ingredients, most of them are meat, and there are very few condiments.
It's oily, greasy, and dark.
"God's Prank" does a great job in terms of nerves and senses, with 100% taste loaded simultaneously, and Pei Dang's delicate and light stomach makes it difficult for him to drink. He picked up the knife and fork, looked around the dining table, and finally cried bitterly when he found a plate of cold dandelion in the corner, which was fresh and crisp, and made the child cry.
Eating and eating, he felt something was wrong again.
Aren't these aristocrats very particular about their food, why did they put the small wild vegetables on the roadside on the dining table
The middle-aged butler smiled kindly, and answered his doubts, "The Earl said that Miss Lilith's favorite is the dandelion in early summer, which is fragrant and delicious, and there is a dandelion planted in the manor."
Pei Dang was shocked. This witch, who is not diligent and looks very aristocratic, actually eats a small wild vegetable on the roadside? Are evil spirits so grounded? !
"Look again, cut off your beautiful eyeballs to decorate my room."
Pei Dang immediately lowered his head and gnawed a handful of dandelions.
If you can't provoke him, you can't hide from him.
After dinner, Pei Dang went to the manor for a walk according to his own living habits, and found that there was really a dandelion field, and the earl's extreme love opened his eyes. At night, when the moon was as cool as water, Pei Dang refused the servant's service, went to the bathroom to take a shower alone, and changed into a noble-style bathrobe.
The boy in the mirror was wearing a baggy bathrobe, with wet black hair and delicate collarbones, interpreting a sultry masculinity.
Pei Dang thought about the witch's ignorance of his beauty during the day, and ran to her room on the third floor.
Maybe the witch has a unique personality, she doesn't like gentle men, but prefers a wolf dog with dry wood and fire? Thinking of this, he pretended to inadvertently tore open the skirt of his shirt, showing off his abs that he had trained for many years.
As soon as Lin Lang opened the door, she saw the male protagonist's short-legged posture.
Pei Dang was indifferent and arrogant in front of others, but narcissistic and rampant in back.
Three words, you owe abuse.
The scarlet velvet bathrobe stretches to the ground, and under the dim light, the woman's brows and eyes are cold and tired, and the sense of charm follows her everywhere. She raised her fingertips, stroked his chin, moved closer, and her warm breath brushed against the tips of his ears.
Pei Dang's Adam's apple slipped nervously, and she heard a snort.
"You can't develop well, get out."
Then with a snap, Pei Dang was shut out by her, and his nose was ashamed.
The hero finally closed himself.
He grows up so big, he has a lot of fanboys and girls, every time he WB posts some indescribable photos of touching his knuckles, touching his neck, touching his Adam's apple, etc., all of them cry and cry for the sexy little brother A that my legs are weak. Pei Dang has never doubted his external capital, but in this short period of seven hours, he failed to show off his masculinity once!
After all, it is a person who has resisted all the pressures of life.
Pei Dang returned to his room as if wandering, lying on the bed.
The game is designed with an anti-addiction system. After waiting for eight hours, you will be forced to quit, and you will have to cool down for eight hours if you re-enter. The ratio of game time to real time is one to one. Like the previous two internal tests, Pei Dang habitually checked his strategy diary before going offline.
[Target target: Demon Celebration - Immortal Witch Lilith (amnesia)]
He pulled down the list of diaries, and clicked on the event button of "The Witch and My Sweet Love" with the pious mentality of "a blind cat may find a dead mouse".
[Lilith kicked your ass × 5 (good impression - O.5)]
[Lilith rolled her eyes at you x 10 (favorite -0.1)]
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[Lilith can't humiliate you × 1 (favorite -100)]
Seeing the last one, Pei Dang, known as the sexy passer-by king in the e-sports world, was humiliated by AI and exploded on the spot.
Cloud player: The real favorability value in the world.
Pei Dang: Bah, she's nasty! shallow! shameless!