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Pei Dang's soul came out of his body, and he lay on the bed like a corpse.
The little meat wings crawled back and forth, slowly from Pei Dang's toes to his forehead.
Immediately, he was unceremonious, and with a puff, he rode his ass on his face.
Several small hands poked his nostrils vigorously, as if wondering why the other party had solidified into a statue.
The little ones bit their fingers, "...Mommy?"
Pei Dang: "..."
Very well, he likes to be a mother.
It is said that after falling angels and humans combine, they will produce offspring in various ways, and the three little meat wings in front of him may have crawled out of his stomach in his sleep
Well, they still have a bit of conscience, let him give birth painlessly, and heal the wound.
If it weren't for the shallow mark on his stomach, Pei Dang suspected that he was dreaming.
"Please explain."
Pei Dang's face darkened.
The instigator was half lying on his stomach, with one elbow propped on the edge of the pillow, black hair hanging down to his ankles, spread all over the bed, his skin was white and dazzling, like a perfect figure in an oil painting, "What do you explain?"
She is so innocent.
"Happy Mother's Day to you?"
The player Pei Dang was so angry that his shoulders trembled.
As the number one passer-by in the e-sports world, Pei Dang let himself go in the game, and made a lot of unimaginable hidden endings. No matter how shameful or spoofed, the boss has maintained his true character of being a calm emperor.
As a result, if he did this to him today, his face was split open on the spot.
Pei Dang couldn't help feeling annoyed that he was deceived by beauty.
"Birth Angel" really broke through the lower limit of human shame!
"Mommy?"
"Mommy...Mom!"
"...Mommy!!!"
The little guys sang and danced, completely treating Pei Dang as a trampoline.
There was a chirping bird song floating in the room.
His temples kept throbbing, and finally he couldn't help but grab Lin Lang's hair, "What the hell are they trying to do?!"
"Maybe I'm hungry." She said seriously, "I want to drink milk."
Pei Dang: "!!!"
Are you fucking kidding me
Lin Lang didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so she smirked and tried to lift the quilt, but was pinned down by Pei Dang.
The man failed to manage his expression, collapsed until his toes curled up repeatedly.
"Stop playing with me, I'm really going crazy!!!"
The screen peeping expert in the live broadcast room was pulling his hair, and he was about to go bald.
It's true that I told you to please Lilith, but you didn't "do your best" for this sake, did you? !
Originally, the expert team was on standby 24 hours a day and night, worked hard to formulate a perfect plan, and hoped that the anchor would also protect his body and mind while exploring the mysterious world and escaping danger.
After all, the world has changed, and it is more dangerous for boys to go out.
Who would have thought that this guy would not live up to his expectations, and would sacrifice himself in a single rain!
"Now things have changed."
The members of the expert group sat in the meeting room, discussing with solemn faces.
"If that is really the world of indescribable gods, and humans and fallen angels have blood-linked offspring, it is still a question of whether he can escape from the world."
Yet half of the experts still insist on a realistic view—
The "mischief of the gods" is man-made.
Putting aside those mysterious scenes, this is a "commercial crime trap".
How do you explain it
Experts who hold this point of view believe in atheism and believe that there can be no "god" in the world.
Everything is a ghost made by people.
The suspects are highly vengeful and are largely suspected to be God's Prank competitors.
When this love game became popular all over the world, the competitors were upset, so they teamed up with many designers to secretly formulate a game that can be used in common. Taking advantage of the popularity of the anchor, it traps players and spreads rumors that endanger personal safety. This intimidates the audience, and finally achieves the goal of "GP company bankruptcy".
At present, the national department has launched an investigation, and at the same time, the committee has activated a nine-level ban on secrets.
The official blog is operating as usual, and it is peaceful. Most players tend to bundle the anchor with the game company, and it is quite enjoyable to watch.
"Dangshen is too smart, I haven't been offline for half a month."
"What about the agreed eight-hour anti-addiction mode? Dog GP, you are not a man!"
"It's impossible not to go offline. Virtual food is not equal to real food. If you don't add something, you will starve to death."
"I think it's power leveling, sharing one account and switching seamlessly 24 hours a day."
"Fuck, is this okay too?"
"No matter what, she also wants to have an angel with Lilith!"
However, there are also worried ones.
"It's better for the anchor to go offline and take a break. Don't you think he looks more and more like an NPC in the game?"
"I can't agree more. It's easy to assimilate after being in the game for a long time."
Pei Dang, who is hated, envied, envied, and cared by players all over the world, is busy learning how to make milk powder.
God knows why angels also drink milk powder!
Shouldn't this kind of creature have no desires or desires? It's really unscientific.
"Aww."
The sharp teeth bit his calf, and Pei Dang groaned in pain, "You fucking—"
A chubby face looked up at him with its neck upturned, its eyes were dark, and it flapped its six little wings at the same time.
It's shameful to be cute.
They have inherited the powerful genes of their mothers and the human characteristics of their fathers. They have black hair and black eyes, broad foreheads, and fair and clean faces, like soft glutinous glutinous rice balls. Pei Dang swallowed the foul words in his mouth, and forced a smile, "Boss, can you go and play first, I'll be soon - oops!"
His head suddenly weighed heavily, and a lump of soft meat lay on top of it, and he slapped his face vigorously, "Hungry! Hungry! Hungry! Milk! Milk! Milk!"
"Hey!"
What made Pei Dang even more desperate was that a glutinous rice ball flew over and bit his butt so hard that his underwear was almost torn off.
My life is over.
Although he has rich experience in teasing girls in games and has also played the role of husband, but it's really the first time for him to breastfeed a child, okay
He is only a freshman in the real world, why should he bear the pressure of such a full-time dad at a young age.
Pei Dang cried.
He misses the item mall so much now, if there is a baby coaxing package, he will definitely hoard a bunch of cards on his knees.
Players' belief in whoring for nothing is crumbling.
When Pei Dang was sweating profusely and made the milk powder, each of them stuffed a tube of black rubber pacifiers, and he fell on the floor unable to move.
The little angels were biting the hose, babbling, puffing and flying around.
Dad shed tears of death and peace.
"puff."
The black-haired god sat on his waist, crossed his long legs, covered his mouth and chuckled.
Pei Dang glared at her angrily, "Get up, your waist will break."
"Thank you, Mommy."
She rolled up the broken hair around her ear, with a leisurely posture.
"Your expression doesn't seem to be consoling at all." Pei Dang complained, completely immune to the name Mommy, "Do you know how difficult it is for children, I just made milk powder, but it took thirty minutes to wash the bottle minute."
"Then... give you a reward?"
The fallen angel's red lips were slightly hooked, and her winking eyes were silky, alluring him.
Pei Dang's heart beat faster.
"Tick tock."
A slight dripping sound.
It's raining.
The kitchen is filled with the smell of bread and berries, and the finely crushed sugar slowly melts into the fresh milk.
The glass windows are condensed with crystal water drops, and the green is very clear.
Pei Dang was lying down at first, but couldn't help turning over later, imprisoning the god under his chest.
He pressed her silky black hair, pressed her soft lips, aggressively, and tried his best to demand from the superior.
Six big eyes rolled around, peeking outside the kitchen door.
"Hey... shy."
"Hush."
The triplets had a tacit understanding, and they covered their eyes in unison.
Then spread the fingers apart, leaving a gap—
Look aboveboard.
The little mouth is babbling, wow non-stop.
Pei Dang: "..."
Such a bright light bulb, it's really a ghost that he can still go up.
"Don't look at them, look at me."
The annoying little goblin was upset, and clasped his face in his hands.
Pei Dang: "..."
This is when Daddy is jealous with his own children.
"Don't make trouble, the child is here, it won't affect you well." He was embarrassed to comfort him, and then smiled at the little guy outside, "She has fleas on her hair, and I'm arresting the prisoner."
Lin Lang pinched his waist hard.
Pei Dang hissed and gasped.
The little meat wings rushed out, imitating Lin Lang's movements, pinching his soft flesh everywhere.
There were screams one after another.
There were three more little devils in the family, Pei Dang was promoted to a full-time baby daddy, and Lin Lang was on the sidelines to make trouble, so he was so busy that he didn't even have time to watch the barrage.
He gradually forgot his real identity.
Every time he sees the messy living room, Pei Dang can't help but suspect that he gave birth to a nest of demolition teams, and if one is not careful, he can gnaw the floor clean.
Wherever it went, locusts passed through.
Players hover on the verge of madness and collapse every day.
The experts are more anxious than he is.
Player Pei Dang has not been offline for a month. With the support of medical equipment, his body is not in serious condition for the time being, but it is undeniable that excessive sleep has caused a general decline in various functions.
"People have to be woken up."
After the meeting, the members reached a consensus goal.
After unremitting efforts, they determined the "anchor point" of the Lilith world. If it goes well, players can log in and log out.
So, who should you ask to sneak into the game and implement the 'wake-up plan'
Just when they were in a dilemma, Zhou Xi stood in front of the experts through the recommendation of the GP boss.
Wearing a milk tea-colored dress, her hands are elegantly placed on her lower abdomen.
"I'm Zhou Xi, a freshman student. Well, I'm also a player of this game. I have rich experience in love games. Besides, I know my brother very well. I know his parents and classmates. I know his life experience very well. No one is more suitable than me for the role of the awakener." In front of many elites, Zhou Xi is not afraid of strangers at all, he is generous, confident and calm.
"Are you his girlfriend?"
The boss asked in doubt.
Zhou Xi's attitude of "sacrificing oneself for others" is so natural. After all, no one can guarantee whether he will be trapped in this experiment, and he needs to bear certain risks.
Even if they are professionals, they dare not pat their chests and say no problem.
Zhou Xi smiled slightly, "I am pursuing my brother, and I believe that he will be moved by my determination in the end."
Women chasing men, interlayer gauze.
"That's not right." Another expert held his glasses and said frankly, "According to our research, the ideal type of player Pei Dang should be Lilith's. If you must use a female character to wake him up and stimulate his brain Cortex, um... Does he have any unforgettable first love? Or an unforgettable object?"
To be honest, according to the general aesthetic standards, this girl is in the lower middle, extroverted, lively, and charming. It may be difficult for her to reach the level of a witch who is a disaster for the country.
The experts watched the live broadcast every day, and could imagine Lilith's appearance with their eyes closed. Every eyebrow and eye was a gift from God.
The impact of this beauty is even more lasting, and it becomes more and more unforgettable as time goes by.
Regarding the setting of the awakener, the experts whispered to each other. Zhou Xi's expression was slightly stiff. Does this mean that you don't believe her charm
Yes, she does not have the beauty of "Lilith", but the other party is just an AI, and she is a living, flesh-and-blood person in reality, with a temperature that can be truly touched. Normal people know which one to choose, right
Under Zhou Xi's arguments, the experts discussed seriously and finally agreed to her request.
They also signed an accident compensation agreement.
"Patter-"
Another world is shrouded in gloomy rain and fog. In the afternoon, when the weather clears up, the family of five quarreled and went out to play.
"Meat wings, third child, put away the meat wings, we don't need to grill today!"
Pei Dang was like an old father who had his heart broken, and he took the trouble to tell each one carefully, "Don't let the roc spread its wings as soon as you get excited, it will frighten other children, you know?" He added silently in his heart, not only Children and adults are probably terrified when they see it.
However, if he was actually witnessed by a passer-by, he would say it was a decoration.
"Okay, Daddy!"
"No problem, Daddy!"
The little ones near his legs answered loudly.
The old father couldn't help but feel relieved.
Look, his efforts are effective. After repeated bombing and brainwashing, he can be regarded as getting rid of the title of Mommy!
"Daddy, my leg hurts."
The brunette was lying on his shoulder, blowing sultry hot air.
"I want you to carry it on your back."
Pei Dang instantly had the illusion of an old man and a beautiful wife. He coughed, his ears turned red, "Then come up."
Passing the small road, Pei Dang greeted the neighbors proficiently with his back behind his back and his family.
"Good afternoon, Mrs. Smith, it's a lovely day, isn't it?"
"Oh, your handmade mailbox is so beautiful, it looks like it has been modified by God's hand."
"Long time no see, Miss Green, it's a pity we couldn't be there for your wedding."
"Yes, go out to play, the children at home have been arguing for a long time."
"No problem, I will bring you back sweet pea seeds."
Lin Lang leaned on his back, quietly whispering to him.
"Xiaodang is so mature, he looks like an adult."
Pei Dang felt that this line was very embarrassing.
When is he not an adult anymore? !
"Quick, you also greet people." Pei Dang bent her arm and shook her buttocks. "Like a child, you are throwing a temper tantrum. You have to deal with the relationship between neighbors."
"It's good to have a little swing."
She lay down as usual.
Day by day, daddy Pei Dang has almost forgotten that the witch pointed a gun at his head and locked him in a small black room. He tried his best to increase his workload, but at night, he was so enthusiastic that it was overwhelming.
"Wow, it's all flowers."
Walking to the flower market, the little ones swarmed up.
"Hey, don't run around."
Pei Dang yelled out his throat, but no one answered him. He touched his back and it was gone.
"Wait, Elizabeth?!"
This guy ran away too
"Tsk, what a headache."
Pei Dang had no choice but to resign himself to his fate and rummaged through the stalls one by one.
By the way, by the way, buy a bouquet of flowers for Elizabeth and go back to raise them.
Roses, lilies, violets, red berries, inexplicably mixed ferns... Pei Dang's eyes were dazzled.
"elder brother!"
Someone grabbed his arm forcibly.
Are women's nails
Pei Dang subconsciously pulled out his hand. Married men have to keep a distance from women.
"Brother, it's me, Axi!"
Um
He stayed where he was, feeling that this face was both familiar and strange.
Zhou Xi got the expert's order and made a quick decision, "Because the AI changed the settings without authorization, you have been in the game for a month, and your health has problems. Also, your parents came to see you, and they hope you wake up early Come here. Brother, come back with me, this is not the world you should be in. Have you forgotten? You are studying in college, you have a bright future, and your friends, classmates... "
Pei Dang woke up suddenly.
game? !
Did he unknowingly take this place as reality
The boy's face was pale, and he was covered in white sweat from shock.
Zhou Xi was very satisfied with his reaction, as long as he felt it, he was afraid that he would be so immersed in it that he would not even be able to recognize people, "Here, this is a spare landing device, try it, can you reconnect!"
It was a small off-white remote with red and green buttons that required fingerprint authentication.
Pei Dang didn't order for a long time.
He wants... to leave this world
Elizabeth who left him and the little devil he gave birth to
Since there is a problem with the game, the game official will definitely modify it again, can he... come back
Zhou Xi simply made the decision for him, grabbed his wrist, and pressed the red button.
"Drip, the startup is successful—"
"Is the player sure to quit?"
Just as Zhou Xi was about to press it, there was a click, and the landing instrument suddenly shattered.
"Miss, where are you going to take my human husband...?"
The bright sun covers the flower market, the fragrance is fragrant, and the scenery is charming, just like the poems describe, while the black-haired god is surrounded by a bunch of lake-blue evening mist flowers, and his eyes are clear and beautiful.
The world is noisy, but everything around her is completely silent.
Zhou Xi stood in front of the boy, "Give it up, you're just an AI, you can't make your brother happy, everything here is virtual, no matter how happy you are, it's fake!"
The off-screen experts secretly thought it was not good.
Why is this girl still unable to hold her breath after all the warnings
What if the identity of the other party is clearly exposed, what if the AI really awakens and the data goes berserk? !
"If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have chosen her. The love brain is too impulsive!"
The boss couldn't help but regret.
"AI?"
The other party tilted his head, "What are you talking about?"
The inner activities of the experts swiped the screen, no, don't say it!
It's a pity that Zhou Xi failed to receive it.
She watched the live broadcast for a month, and watched her favorite male god become a father, and even flirt with the witch, indulging in the virtual world.
She couldn't swallow this breath.
"AI, artificial intelligence." Zhou Xi put on a smile, "You should realize that you are just a bunch of running data, and any emotion is fake."
"... fake? What fake?"
She suddenly lost her mind, as if she was very sensitive to this word, her dark eyes were covered with a layer of crushed ice.
"You say it's fake? My husband is fake, and my children... are fake too?"
She murmured back, like a lost child who went astray.
Pei Dang felt a dull pain in his heart, and stopped him, "Stop talking."
Even if she is an AI, he doesn't want her to suffer.
And Zhou Xi made persistent efforts, taking advantage of the victory to pursue.
She insisted on breaking this hypocritical mask and making the male god wake up.
"More than that, your character design is also fake. Any good figure is fabricated by the designer. Do you really think you are the fallen angel Lilith? You are just a love AI. My brother gets along with you for the sake of strategy. integral-"
"Snapped."
The bouquet in her arms fell to the ground.
The aroma escapes in all directions.
"Enough, stop talking!"
Pei Dang suddenly drank violently, which startled Zhou Xi.
She suddenly felt aggrieved, "Brother, I'm helping you, this AI doesn't even know what kind of harm it has caused you..."
The boy pursed his lips, bumped away from Zhou Xi's shoulder, and ran to Lin Lang.
"Fake... is it fake?"
The opponent's shoulders couldn't help shaking, and his expression was terrified.
"Elizabeth, don't cry, look at me—"
Tears slid down her cheeks, fell into pearls, and hit the ground one by one.
"Fake, all fake..."
Her eyes were empty, her voice was hoarse, and she was deeply in a broken mood.
"Sasha! It's not what you think!"
In desperation, Pei Dangbiao came up with pet names on the bed.
"Brother, it's a good opportunity. Let's go while her memory is confused!" Zhou Xi took revenge and came up to arrest her.
"you shut up!"
Panting heavily, Pei Dang stared at her viciously, his eyes were as red as a beast, but the next moment, he turned his head again and softly comforted her, "It's okay, Sasha, she's a lie when she speaks, to me, You are not false, you are the most special existence... "
It's a pity that the other party has long been unable to listen to his words.
She was crying, teardrops forming threads.
At this moment, the sky that was as clear as glass suddenly darkened.
The crowd is still and time freezes.
The Creator is majestic and authoritative, coming slowly from the kingdom of heaven. He appeared behind Lin Lang, bent down, and gently embraced his beloved fallen angel.
All things whisper softly.
"Hey, tell your Lucifer, who blasphemed you."
Lucifer's pitch-black eyeballs slid to the end of the eyes, and blood mist suddenly surged.
Blasphemers should be slaughtered.