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It is reported that after a certain city lord got married, he fainted twice a day, and his subordinates brought a lot of gifts to visit, and said—
"City Master, this is a yang-strengthening tonic, take one pill a day, it will make the dragon and the tiger fierce."
"City Master, this is the top-quality velvet antler brought back from the East China Sea. It is specially used to treat kidney deficiency."
"The city lord, and..."
Someone became angry and threw a group of people out.
His kidneys are very good and don't need supplementation!
Lin Lang came over with the medicine, and her subordinates surrounded her again, chattering a lot.
"Madam, you must persuade the city lord, you can't collapse at such a young age!"
"That's right, as long as the city lord eats my tiger whip, he will guarantee it seven times a night!"
"Ma'am, look at me..."
Before the words were finished, a gust of wind blew by, and the person disappeared.
Lin Lang was carried back to her room by a furious city lord.
Knowing martial arts is amazing, huh
Lin Lang put down the decoction and looked at the bronze mirror to help Jin Bu Yao, whose hair was slightly crooked.
The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the hairstyle can't be messed up!
"If they come again in the future, don't worry about it." The city lord said coldly, like the flowers of Gaoling, awe-inspiring and inviolable.
"Oh, is my husband angry? No matter what, they have good intentions, and they are worried that my husband will lose his power..." Lin Lang gave him a sideways glance and said meaningfully.
A man is like a cat whose tail has been stepped on, and explodes all of a sudden, "What's wrong with you, I'm fine, I can do it ten times a night!"
"Oh." Lin Lang returned him a charming smile.
Then you're going to give me a big shot
For some reason, he actually understood the meaning in her eyes.
The city lord once again wanted to die of shame and indignation.
Does this little lady know what she is talking about
Let me tell you, you are so arrogant, believe it or not, I'll beat you to it
"come here!"
He said bluntly, today he will take care of her, so as not to keep her doubting her lack of ability. This is the greatest humiliation to a man!
"No, my hair is messed up by you, I don't want to see you now."
As Linlang said, there is a kind of seductive charm in the blink of an eye.
The wooden comb fell to the ground with a clatter.
Lin Lang was easily carried on the shoulders of the man.
She couldn't help but rolled her eyes.
Lord City Master, can your tricks of kidnapping be worse
She was laid down on the bed, the man bullied her, and then...
The slender fingers carefully untied the jade belt around her waist.
Well, I'm researching how to solve it.
Women's clothing here is very different from that of men, and it is even more cumbersome to wear.
So the city lord was busy for a long time and couldn't find a place.
Lin Lang simply put her hands on her head, waiting to see the man's joke.
Her black silk was like ink, scattered on the colorful embroidered satin, and the flamboyant red fell on her lips, which was so bright and dazzling that it burned her heart.
Seeing the playful smile on the corner of the other party's mouth, Zhu Wuyang became restless.
He felt deeply despised.
"Do you need me to help you?" Lin Lang smiled.
"unnecessary."
Can a man bear it
of course not.
Infuriating with the palm of his hand, he shook easily, and the clothes on his body shattered, revealing the white and beautiful skin.
Now you know how good I am, right
Zhu Wuyang recalled the "peerless martial arts" that Linlang showed him that day. He thought his memory was good. According to those pictures, he turned people upside down and made many poses, and then hugged She fell asleep satisfied.
Fell asleep.
caught.
up.
Lin Lang was speechless.
Did this Wanchu brother think that the two of them would consummate their marriage if they slept together without clothes on
What a waste of her winks.
She stretched out her long legs and kicked hard.
"Boom—"
Someone in deep sleep rolled down like a snowball.
Fuck!
earthquake
Where is the lady? Gotta pick her up!
Lin Lang immediately pretended to be asleep.
Zhu Wuyang rubbed his head, could it be that he was sleepy? Why did you roll out of bed? He remembered that his sleeping posture was not so bad before.
He looked up, and saw that the man was sleeping peacefully, kicking the quilt, and the big spring was particularly eye-catching.
Zhu Wuyang blushed slightly with a handsome face.
He lay down again, unfolded the quilt, and covered the two of them.
The other party seemed to mutter, and turned sideways, with his thighs curled up, forcing them across his stomach.
Also went to some unknown place.
All of a sudden hard.
Still very arrogant.
Zhu Wuyang was at a loss, why was that place more uncomfortable than before? In the past, he just stood up every morning, and he endured it for a while, but now, the residual heat lingers for a long time, making it very hard for him to hold back.
Could it be that he was sick
He put his arms around the man, thinking in a daze that he had to see a doctor some other day.
This time, he slept peacefully like never before.
Zhu Wuyang was awakened by a burst of pain.
"What are you doing?"
He asked the culprit with a dark face.
"Husband, look at the two cherries on your chest, which are red and tender, and they are very ripe. My hands itch for a while, and I can't stand the temptation, so I want to pinch them to see if I can eat them as fruits."
"..."
Serious nonsense!
He patted her butt and threatened, "If you mess around again, I'll throw you out!"
Lin Lang felt aggrieved immediately, and her eyes were full of water, "You, are you so cruel? I don't have any clothes on, and you want someone else... Hey, I'm not alive, let me die. "
"..."
He really just said it casually.
"Okay, what are you doing?"
He quickly hugged him tightly, and his voice became low, like the spring breeze blowing over the mountains, hazy and soft, "I won't throw you away, okay? It's early in the morning, little ancestor, don't make trouble."
"It's too much, you, you actually said that I was making trouble for no reason, how are you going to live these days, don't stop me, I'm going to hang myself!"
"..."
When did he say that she was making trouble for no reason
Zhu Wuyang's temple was aching.
What kind of evil god did he marry back? He's scared, okay
The man coaxed for a long time before he calmed down.
He looked hopelessly at the top of the bed.
Lin Lang was lying on his body, happily pinching Hongguoguo and playing with it.
If she hadn't considered this person's ability to accept, she would have wanted to bite her directly.
"There is a temple fair tonight, you can go with me, okay?" She seemed to remember something.
Zhu Wuyang shook his head, "Not tonight, I want to discuss with Ah Fu and the others about the price increase of the store in the coming year, I am afraid I will be busy until late at night. I will let some guards follow you, just buy whatever you want, okay?"
To this, she just responded with disappointment.
Zhu Wuyang's voice became softer, "Next time, I will accompany you when you wait for the Qiqiao Festival, okay?"
"Then, hook."
She shook her little finger with a childish face.
The man laughed, what a naive little doll.
Forget it, it's nothing to spoil her more.
After all, he was the one who tricked people into entering the house.
Zhu Wuyang's brows and eyes darkened slightly.
At night, Wushuang City is more lively than in the daytime. The lights are like daylight, and the streets and alleys are crowded with families traveling, sugar shoppers, acrobats, and shouting.
He heard the laughter outside the wall, and was lost for a while.
Thinking of her appearance standing in the wind in front of the lantern.
That heart pendant on the red forehead must make her beautiful.
Thinking about it, Zhu Wuyang's complexion became ugly again, this person is so handsome, wouldn't a lot of wolves miss him if he went out for a trip
Immediately, a scene of a handsome rich man offering his courtesies appeared in his mind, and Lin Lang didn't refuse, and turned around and gave him a sideways glance with a half-smile, as if to say, look, you don't accompany me, some people are willing to accompany me.
"Asshole!"
He couldn't help but cursed.
Then, the audience fell silent.
The teenager who was reporting the situation was terrified.
Zhu Wuyang: "..."
It's over, his elegant image of the city lord.
"I want to go to the latrine, you can discuss it carefully."
He stood up holding the table, shook his clothes, and walked out of the room gracefully.
Glancing around calmly, the city lord simply jumped onto the top of the tree and looked outside. There was a lot of voices and bright lights.
I don't know where she went.
But according to her restless temperament at that time, she should like to be in the busiest place.
Zhu Wuyang thought about it for a while, and decided to set off for the center of the temple fair. He flew over the eaves and walls all the way, passed the wind chimes on the corners of countless houses, and fell to the ground.
Because of the crowded crowd, he walked very slowly. Seeing the black heads here, he couldn't help becoming impatient.
He finally squeezed to the front.
There were thousands of lights around her, and he saw her at a glance.
Wearing a thin red plum cloak, the royal blue dress is like a ray of dawn in the sky, light and beautiful.
He stepped forward lightly.
The guards found him and were about to salute, but he stopped him by raising his hand.
Unaware of someone approaching, the little lady took a copper coin, stretched out her hand and threw it, and easily hit the silver copper bell in the big copper coin under the bridge.
Immediately, a smile as bright as the sun appeared on the little girl's face.
She put her hands together quickly, still muttering something.
"May father and mother be safe and live forever."
"May my cousin be the number one scholar in high school, and all wishes come true."
"May Ah Hua continue to be fat in vain, free from disease and disaster."
"I wish Rhubarb could catch up with Ah Hua soon and give birth to a litter of puppies for me to play with."
Zhu Wuyang's face turned ashen.
This Ahua Rhubarb, could it be the pup in her family
It's unreasonable that even cats and dogs are ranked ahead of him!
"Hmm... I seem to have forgotten who?" She tried hard to think.
Zhu Wuyang thought to himself, fortunately this little bastard has a conscience.
"Oh!" She suddenly realized and poked her head, "I almost forgot about the little turtle!"
man:"… "
He shouldn't have expected it.
After the other party finished chanting the last pet's name, he patted his ass and left.
The city lord couldn't bear it anymore, so he packed the person away.
"Hey, who are you, stinky rascal, let me go! Huh!"
He covered the other's mouth.
Lin Lang opened her mouth and bit.
He was not afraid of pain, and dragged him to a secluded alley.
Only then did he let go, and a row of deep red teeth marks had been bitten on his head.
Tsk, the smack is really ruthless.
"I'm telling you, don't mess around, my husband killed you!"
It was probably because the alley was too dark, she didn't recognize it for a while, she thought it was some cockfighting and lackey ruffian, who had the audacity to want the overlord to force his bow, and shouted sternly.
Zhu Weiyang sneered, did this little guy go out without thinking, if it wasn't for him, how could those guards watch her being taken away without making a sound
Thinking of her "bad deeds" towards herself before, Zhu Wuyang couldn't help but feel a desire to bully her, and deliberately made her voice hoarse and ugly, "Little lady, no one will come to rescue you even if you screamed and broke your throat." your."
As he spoke, he pressed heavily on her lips.
After the last embarrassing fainting incident, the city lord secretly poked and found a lot of steamed buns, and used them as her lips, and practiced kissing them for a long time.
I also watched several passionate scenes with blushing and heartbeats lying on the roof of others.
It turns out that giving birth to a baby is such a profound knowledge.
It’s not just about taking off your clothes and covering yourself with a quilt.
Well, you can practice more in the future.
The city lord blushed in thought.