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In the seventh year of the marriage between the young master Xue Shao and Lin Lang, he has evolved from a "little silly white sweet" to a "big silly white sweet" at the speed of light.
The specific behavior is as follows:
Drink water to be sticky.
Stir-fry to stick.
Doing yoga requires sticking.
Even if Lin Lang went to the bathroom, this guy might be squatting not far from the door and swiping his phone.
Especially in the recent period, the young master's clinginess index has skyrocketed.
Why
Because they have been married for seven years!
The young master didn't care about it at first, but one of his subordinates, who happened to be seven years old, divorced his wife. He checked and found out, good guy, cheating, his company absolutely cannot tolerate such an unfaithful man, so he threw him out. What was the outcome of the incident? The scumbag lost his high-paying job, and the mistress ran away, but he and his ex-wife reconciled as before.
Later, his wife begged to come to the company again, so that the big boss would give him another chance to reform himself.
The young master pursed his lips, didn't say anything, and asked him to go directly to the interview process, but was dismissed by HR. His personal ability has not improved much in these years, and he is still gnawing on his old foundation. He can no longer satisfy the thriving company.
The interview didn't cause much trouble for him, but what frightened the young master was the divorce.
He very, very, very much hopes that the country can introduce a policy of never getting divorced.
He will die without a queen mother, TVT.
What a seven-year itch or a ten-year pain.
What love becomes family affection loses sex appeal.
He swiped his phone and found a lot of news about the breakdown of the couple's relationship. He was so scared that he almost died on the spot.
But his wife is very generous and self-confident, and never takes such things to heart. It seems that he is like a bitter woman in the palace. love me. Um? Why do not you speak? Sleepy? How can you be sleepy? !
It was the same on this day, she patted his head, then rolled up the quilt, and fell asleep with peace of mind, not knowing that she had crushed a man's self-esteem.
The young master bit the quilt and cried.
How could she do this, he was about to cry!
Xue Shao lowered his face, Mao Zhazha's head kept digging into her chest, causing people to find out, she was woken up by the disturbance, very angry, and looked at her helplessly, "My young master, what on earth do you want?" How about it?"
"You are not allowed to sleep, keep looking at me!"
The young master hummed.
In front of her, his childishness continued unabated.
"All right, all right, I'm afraid of you."
The young master hugged her waist and fell asleep before others for the first time.
In the dimness, someone poked his face.
The young master turned over unhappy.
So the ass was poked too.
He opened his eyes angrily, "What are you doing!"
Um
What is this sound? Baby voice? !
He woke up immediately, and got up quickly, but his short legs tripped over the quilt, fluttered, and buried them in the pillow.
My wife laughed very heartlessly.
Xue Shao was shocked to find that his body had shrunk! ! !
He turned into a three-year-old milk baby! ! !
He wants to die! ! !
He turned his head in horror, and Lin Lang spread her hands at him, "I'm not some perverted scientist, but I woke up early in the morning and found that you have successfully shrunk, and I have studied your baby's sleeping position for a long time." She clicked her tongue, "Your wake-up qi is genetic. It stinks so badly since you were a child. If you poke your butt, you want to pout and knock me away."
Xue Shao: "..."
Now the point is what is the sleeping position of the baby? The point is how to change him back!
Lin Lang comforted him, "Don't worry, I've already told the people in the company that you are sick and ask for leave, and let the vice president take over. Before you change back, enjoy your childhood."
childhood
Xue Shao tried to recall what he did when he was a child, oh, he was the king of children and drove people around.
"Okay, it's useless for you to bald your own head." Lin Lang was annoyed and funny, and grabbed his little hand, "Are you hungry? Shall we have dinner?"
The little milkman stared at her quite seriously.
"No overlapping words!"
Lin Lang said, "Okay."
She stood up and opened her arms to him, "Then hug?"
The young master was very arrogant and ignored her. He pouted his butt, slid it off the bed sheet, and then bounced up again.
Paji.
face down.
He stood up strong.
Baji.
On the ground again.
—The young master really hates this cute baby's body! ! !
While eating breakfast, the young master once again deeply felt his wife's malice.
The other party put warm milk in a bottle, and his smile was shockingly beautiful.
Her fair little face was full of anger, and she refused to open her mouth.
The young master has his own backbone, he would rather starve to death than drink, he babbled all the way, babbled to the snack cabinet, got his little head in, and came out with a bag of bread.
He took a bite, overestimating the fragile and delicate throat tube, so he got stuck halfway, coughing non-stop.
In the end, the young master humiliated and accepted the milk bottle relief.
She is really bad QAQ!
For the next period of time, Xue Shao couldn't go out and stayed at home, leaning on the small window to see when he would come back.
Very pitiful.
Lin Lang discussed with him, why don't you go to a kindergarten and play with the children, and I'll pick you up at night
The young master was so angry that he cried on the spot.
by! Varied! what! let! he! superior! young! Son! garden!
This crying was out of control, Lin Lang hugged him in his arms and coaxed him for a long time.
Relying on her skills of deceiving people to death, she successfully coaxed them into the kindergarten class.
On the first day, the young master beat the little class.
The next day, the young master beat the middle shift.
On the third day, the young master beat the big class.
In three days, the young master successfully ruled Chunmiao Kindergarten.
When Lin Lang came to pick him up, a group of little carrots followed the young master, standing staggeringly, trying to straighten themselves.
She wanted to laugh just looking at it.
Lin Lang knelt down and picked up the little man.
The young master twisted his buttocks, looked very elegant, waved his hands back, and said with a special air, "The meeting is over, see you tomorrow."
The little radishheads also replied immaturely, "Boss, goodbye."
Lin Lang: "..."
Her young master looks like a capitalist, did he start raising a younger brother from a baby
Xue Shao dominated Chunmiao Kindergarten for half a year. One day, when he saw Lin Lang coming to pick him up, there was an extra man beside him.
This man belongs to the opposite company, and has always had a good impression of Lin Lang. The young master especially despises him like a dog's skin plaster, and he will not let him go.
If you dare to poach his corner, how about some face!
The young master ran over angrily.
Baji.
The little short leg tripped again.
In his line of sight, there was a bicycle rampaging towards Lin Lang.
"careful!"
As soon as he screamed, the very gentlemanly man pulled Lin Lang away, and he suffered a little scratch.
"It's fine."
The man smiled gently.
Xue Shao's eyes turned red from jealousy, but, but he has become smaller, his arms have no strength, and he can no longer protect her!
He is a trash snack!
hateful!
The young master clenched his fists, his eyes were scarlet, and beat the ground hard, repeatedly.
His strange behavior frightened the teacher next to him, and quickly helped him up, "Xiao Shao, Xiao Shao, what's wrong with you? Are you okay?"
Xue Shao ran out regardless.
"A Shao?...A Shao! Little Xuezi!"
The woman lifted his collar from behind.
The little guy fluttered his short legs in the air, crying a little, "Go! Since you don't want me, leave me alone! Woohoo, you bad woman! Change your mind when you see things differently! You're free-for-all!"
On this day, the young master shed tears in Chunmiao Kindergarten, and the majestic little bully became a poor little boy.
After returning home, this person was also sick. He didn't bite the bottle and refused all hugs.
Every time Lin Lang wanted to speak, he pouted his ass and pointed it at people.
The three-year-old young master gave up on himself.
The next day, in Chunmiao Kindergarten, a group of bear children from the top class came aggressively.
"Little bastard, your mother is going to run away with uncle, a little bit!"
Xue Shao's eyes turned cold, "She's not my mother, and she won't run away with others!"
"Wow, so you are a bastard, no one wants it, no one wants it!"
The young master sneered.
When the kindergarten principal arrived, there was a pile lying on the sand, and the young master also buried himself in the sandpit, crying more miserable than anyone else.
However, if you take a look at it-
Hey, the little face is clean, and there are only some simple scratches on the body. Compared with other people's bruised nose and swollen face, it can't be lighter.
But the young master just cried and howled, as if he was terminally ill, and scared the parents who wanted to question him to death.
Lin Lang was called to the kindergarten by a phone call.
"What's going on? Why are you fighting again?"
The young master stopped crying, his face was exquisite and beautiful, but his eyeballs were dyed very dark. He stared straight at her, reminding Lin Lang of the day he returned to China, it was cold and creepy.
"Are you looking for 'Dad' for me?"
The pretty child asked with a blank expression, emphatically biting the address of "Dad".
The woman tilted her head and smiled, "Want to know the answer? You apologize obediently, and I'll tell you when I get home, okay?"
The young master did so.
His apology always had a gloomy air, and the parents' scalps were numb, and they left with their children in their arms.
One big and one small returned to the villa.
The young master walked very slowly and did not fall again.
There was a beautifully packaged gift box on the table in the living room. Lin Lang took out a small crown and put it on for him, "The cake won't be eaten until evening, can you accept the gift first? Open it and have a look."
He hesitantly drew the ribbon.
There was a little doll inside, a little queen in a red dress with a crown.
All the thorns, all the estrangement, all the suspicion melted instantly at this moment.
He cried so badly that he threw himself into Lin Lang's arms.
"Sorry! I was wrong!"
The young master lifted his porcelain-white face, and said sobbingly, "Wait until I grow up? When I am twenty-two years old, I, I will marry you immediately!"
Lin Lang insisted on teasing him, "But you are twenty-two years old, and I am forty-seven years old. You are surrounded by a group of young and beautiful girls, don't you feel tempted?"
"I don't! I want you! Old, fat and ugly..." He shook his head again, "You are the best!"
"All right-"
She rubbed his head.
"Then I'll wait for you to marry me."
The morning light fell on the window, and the man turned over, his back was cold and beautiful.
He opened his sleepy eyes.
Um
Xue Shao looked at his adult man's wrist, and was so excited that he almost cried.
He immediately hugged Lin Lang and burst into tears.
"It turned out to be a nightmare! It's really not easy for the young master!!!"
Lin Lang turned her head and gave him a weird smile.
He suddenly had a bad feeling.
Waiting for the young master to go to the living room—
Good guy, his ugly three-year-old photos are neatly hung on the four walls!
That was not a dream at all!
He let out a cry of grief and indignation.
Ban Wei stood on tiptoe and touched his head, "You were so cute when you were young, you should cry more."
Xue Shao: "..."
After all, she just wanted to bully him.
"How can you be so mean-spirited, I'm going to explode in anger." He was aggrieved, but he still squatted down to let her touch it more smoothly, "I almost started the kindergarten to block that man's work. road-"
Lin Lang: "...and then?"
Xue Shao: "Then let my younger brothers hug the person's leg and call Dad."
Lin Lang: "... It's really bad."
Xue Shao: "Hmph, you don't want me, anyway, I'll show you how bad I am."
Lin Lang grinned, and looked at him parallel to each other.
"Then what do I want from you?"
"Then I will be a good person all my life and show you my obedience."
as long as you're-
My world is the sweetest fairy tale.