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Situ's family has two young masters.
The young masters are twins who grew up together and have a very good relationship.
They just entered the first grade this year, and their favorite is their mother, followed by their grandparents, followed by their big golden retriever, followed by the toys their mother gave them, and finally their father.
Their father is a well-known murderous dad, no, it should be said that he is a master of cheating children.
According to the neighbors, they once saw their father and mother talking on the phone, but because they were too distracted, they didn't even see the boss's pants fell off, so they let him go home with his buttocks bare.
The eldest who is in the first grade is deeply ashamed of the shadow of the kindergarten.
The second child is luckier than the elder brother, but he is so naughty, his father used a clothes fork, caught in mid-air to reflect - and this father's eyesight is not very good, always fork the wrong person, and the innocent The boss of the old man was hooked up, which made the boss feel a lot of resentment.
Their grandparents said that their father's eyes were all on their mother.
The twins inherited their father's genes, and their minds are all on "how to snatch their mother from their father".
However, Dad is like a dragon, a vicious stepmother, and a super villain in a comic book. He is very bad. Every time they hold their mother for less than a minute, Dad is like a thunderbolt in the sky. Yes, like a bandit.
Yes, bandits, the two brothers recently delved into the Xinhua dictionary and learned a new batch of profound words, such as "shameless", "rogue", "despicable" and so on, which are most suitable to describe their father.
Having been tricked a lot by their unreliable father, the twins felt that it was really not easy for them to miraculously survive till now.
Recently, the teacher told a story about an alien baby, and the children were also wondering whether they were the little princes lost on a certain planet.
Situ Fei walked into the room of the two brothers and found that they were playing "Star Wars" with their buttocks pouted and an "antenna" stuck in their heads.
He took one in each hand and threw it back on the bed like a cannonball.
"You two brats, sleep well for me!"
"I want mommy to sleep!"
"The appeal is invalid and dismissed."
Situ Fei touched his conscience, picked up his old father's broken feelings, and said earnestly, "When you grow up, you are men who are indomitable in the sky. You must learn to be alone and independent. You know, don't be a mother all day long. Your mother is very serious." Busy, don't bother her."
The child was quite aggrieved, "Dad, you are so old, why do you still sleep with your mother?"
The devil is shameless, "Because in your mother's mind, I am still a child who can't grow up. Your mother must first coax me well, so that I can coax you."
Twins: "…"
They feel something is wrong, but they can't say it.
So they could only stare angrily.
Situ Fei chuckled, "Okay, what are you thinking about so much, go to sleep, the moon is coming to catch people."
The boss retorted, "The moon doesn't know how to catch children, it's Grandma Wolf who catches children!"
Situ Fei raised his eyebrows, "Really."
That night the brothers had an absurd dream.
The moon did fall, and fell on their roofs!
The two brothers were so frightened that they cried for their father and mother, and started to escape.
There are stars falling all the way behind the little butt.
Wu Xingxing is super fierce.
Still scolding children!
things in fairy tale are lies!
Sitting on the head of the bed, Lin Lang watched the shameless act of this man playing tricks on his offspring.
She gently twisted his arm, "You're almost done."
Situ Fei plausibly said, "I am creating an unforgettable childhood for them!"
Lin Lang rolled her eyes, "It's the first time I've heard people describe nightmares so freshly and refinedly."
The big devil's expression suddenly became ambiguous and evil, "Why, I don't want your son to suffer, that's fine, you can replace them, I am very generous."
Lin Lang: "..."
Since becoming a father, this man has been completely shameless.
The big devil hooked the broken hair around her ear, "Come on, quickly seduce me, make me fascinated."
Lin Lang kicked, but her ankle was grabbed instead.
A laugh slipped out of his throat, low and seductive, "Okay, I've been seduced."
The next day, someone overindulgent happily overslept with his wife in his arms.
On the contrary, the twins were very calm, climbing the cabinet by themselves, filling their stomachs, and relying on themselves.
It was ten minutes before the school gate closed before they knocked on the door.
"Dad, we're going to be late."
"..."
Situ Fei scratched his hair like a bird's nest, yawned and opened the door, "Have you packed your schoolbags yet?"
The twins cast contemptuous glances.
Otherwise, are you still waiting for your hands
Situ Fei was happy, and rubbed their little brains, "You are in good spirits, your mother is just worrying."
Father opened the window, and the morning wind was light and refreshing.
The twins had solemn expressions and quickly put on the small helmets.
Situ Fei wrapped a strand of wind around the twins' feet and tied it to the twins' feet, "Be careful in class, you know."
Then with a whoosh, the two little guys were dragged out of the window by the wind, like two little stars, quickly disappeared into the sky.
Situ Fei looked at it for a minute, very satisfied, very good, the little bastards went out safely, and he could hang out with his wife all day again.
As for lunch
Oh, that doesn't matter, the landowners will take care of them.
As for the evening, well, let's see which god will drop by, and take these two boys along.
Yes, this is the way the young master of the Situ family goes out and returns home.
Other children are escorted by their parents, or take the school bus, but they, they will go to heaven if they disagree :)
At the last minute, the brothers successfully got stuck in the school gate.
Some children saw it and asked them, "Situ Lin, Situ Lang, why do you wear helmets to school every day?"
The little fat man next to him immediately laughed at them, "Student Situ, you go to school on the cloud."
This little fat man was in the same kindergarten as them before, because twins are so popular with girls, and the little fat man likes Xiaohong is also their little fan girl, which aroused the strong jealousy of the little fat man, and he satirized the two brothers whenever he had the opportunity .
The boss Situ Lin shook her head, "No, Uncle Feng is sending us to school today."
The little fat man immediately laughed exaggeratedly.
The younger brother Situ Lang was so wronged that he slapped off the leaves on his head, "Really! Dad is so mean, he dragged our feet, I almost hung on a tree!"
This time, however, the laughter was even bigger.
The twins were overwhelmed by the stars in the kindergarten, and suddenly entered a new environment, full of strange faces, and couldn't help but feel a sense of loss. On the contrary, it is the little fat man who is most favored by the teacher. His parents donated a building to the school. He is very proud. During the usual breaks, the little fat man will take out the latest toys, the most expensive snacks, etc. from the desk. Wait, it made the children envious for a while.
But the twins are also lost, the children don't play with them, they play with other "things".
Thanks to their father's "steel-like education", the two little guys are very strong.
On this day, the Chinese teacher talked about the Spring Festival and asked everyone to speak enthusiastically.
The twins hate this Chinese teacher the most. When talking to the little fat man, they squat down. They are very gentle and amiable, but when talking to them, they point their nostrils at them. They also asked Dad why teachers behave like this. Didn’t they say that teachers treat everyone equally and are a model for others? Dad just laughed and said that one kind of rice feeds a hundred kinds of people.
Of course, my father also said that if this school can't stay any longer, we can leave at any time.
Although Dad is out of tune, he is the backbone of the two brothers at critical moments, giving them infinite courage.
The Chinese teacher smiled and asked the little fat man, "Student Liu, how did your family celebrate the Spring Festival?"
The little fat man puffed out his chest and looked quite proud, "My parents took me abroad to celebrate the New Year and travel to various countries."
The younger brother Situ Lang held his chin and whispered to his elder brother, "Let's let Dad take us to the bottom of the sea to celebrate the New Year next time. Those little rabbits in the Moon Palace are too annoying. They make medicine every day, and they can't sleep because of the noise."
My brother was also worried, "But Uncle Dragon King always eats raw seafood, it's so fishy."
The younger brother was confident and confident, "There is no way, who made Dad only know how to barbecue and cut trees!"
The little classmate next to him laughed.
The Chinese teacher glared at him sternly, "Student Chen, hasn't the teacher taught you to keep quiet when others speak!"
Classmate Chen was the little fat man's lackey, and immediately said, "Teacher, I didn't mean it, it was them who said something funny."
"what's so funny?"
The Chinese teacher clapped the chalk eraser, "You two, what are you doing, what are you talking about?"
The elder brother articulated clearly, "Teacher, let's discuss whether to go to the Moon Palace or the Undersea Dragon Palace during the Spring Festival this year."
The whole class roared with laughter.
The Chinese teacher looked at the two brothers with an expression of caring for the mentally retarded, "What kind of family do you think your family is, and you still don't focus on your studies? Like Liu's parents, they donated a building for the school. If you are capable, your father is idle all day long and has no future at all, so don't imitate your father!"
At the last parent meeting, Situ's family of four showed their good looks, especially the woman named Lin Lang, who stole all the women's glory, and the always good-looking Chinese teacher was reduced to a foil.
Situ Lang became unhappy, "Teacher, my brother and I are the first and second in grade." He was very fierce, "Don't scold my father, otherwise, otherwise, I will let the gods brothers and sisters scold you."
Children are quite vengeful.
The Chinese teacher rolled her eyes, there were countless eyes on the ceiling, some were kind, some were fierce, she was so frightened that she screamed and ran out of the classroom.
Local deity: "…"
Don't cue, they are not ghosts.
From then on, the Chinese teacher didn't dare to talk to the brothers casually, she always felt that they were very evil.
But after this move, the children felt that the two brothers were very arrogant, and even the "old witch" was afraid of them! Some even applied, "Big Brother, Second Brother, I haven't been to Dragon Palace, can you take me with you this year?"
The twins scratched their heads, "Then we have to tell Dad!"
So they beat hard and softly, and finally got Dad to agree.
The next day, the two brothers moved red invitation cards for the children who wanted to go to the Dragon Palace to sign. When the New Year's Eve came, the shrimp soldiers and crab generals of the Dragon Palace would be dispatched to pick them up for the New Year. This kind of fantasy is too tempting for children, Xiao Chen abandoned the organization, and asked for a copy.
Four-fifths of the whole class ran over to join in the fun, and the rest were a party of little fat guys, mocking them as fools.
Then, on New Year's Eve—
The children accompanied the adults to watch the new year, all rubbing their eyes sleepily, why didn't they come
Crackling, after zero o'clock, thousands of households set off firecrackers in the streets and alleys.
That night, the parents of Class 3 of Sunshine Elementary School felt that their child was a little abnormal, as if his butt was on fire, they ran all over the room, crying and shouting, "Dad, Mom, Fluffy is coming to eat me!"
Then the children threw themselves on the bed, squeaked, and fell asleep. They laughed and laughed, and put the New Year's money under their pillows, wishing them peace and happiness every year, and the little Miaoer will grow up quickly.
Dragon Palace held a grand welcome ceremony for the friends of the young masters, lighting glazed lanterns along the way, lest they bump into each other.
The children looked curiously at the magical underwater world, where corals, fish schools, and shells bigger than themselves were shining brightly. Situ's father and Situ's mother, whom they met at the parents' meeting, changed into particularly beautiful ancient costumes, with long hair and fluttering white clothes, especially like the gods in those TV dramas!
"It turns out that your family is really a fairy friend."
Classmate Chen announced that from today onwards, he is Brother Situ's dog leg!
There was chattering ahead, and the two adults took a step behind.
Situ Fei muttered, "It's all the fault of these two brats who love to show off. Tonight, I'm going to watch the night thoroughly."
Lin Lang thought it was funny, "Tell me, which one of you managed to keep the New Year? Last year you fell asleep in the Moon Palace—"
The man complained childishly, "Isn't that group of rabbits too annoying, and those two brats are asleep too, you can't just blame me!"
"Okay, last year it was a rabbit, but the year before last, you slept in the underworld too!" Lin Lang glanced, her eyes flickering, full of amorous feelings.
Situ Fei said twice, "What hell is sleeping, don't slander me, I'm only sleeping with you, I'm not messing around. That's not it, those two bastards insist on arguing to watch the eighteenth stage of hell Well, I watched a horror movie all night and fell asleep accidentally, you have to be considerate of the man who is Yingnian's father."
Lin Lang was annoyed, "You have a reason."
The man smiled, he was very cheap.
He took his wife's hand and walked towards the crystal clear Dragon Palace.
The golden bell on her wrist rang crisply, real and reassuring.
Thank you for coming into my future.
I am Situ Fei, Situ's Situ, Situ's apprentice.
Love you very much Non.