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"You don't want to have fun with me?"
All sentient beings stared down their eyes, and the bloodline between their brows became more and more beautiful. Under the moonlight, corpses were everywhere, and the blood under his feet had already solidified and darkened.
"Why?"
A chill crept up Linlang's waist.
She collected herself and took out a small object from Sumeru.
"... This is the Buddha's Meditation Lotus, you take it first."
The pure white and flawless lotus flower floated in the air, and a petal fell off automatically, and floated to Tiandao's bloodless lips.
The opponent's eyelashes moved slightly.
The petal of the lotus flower suddenly disintegrated, and the shattered rays of light escaped to the surroundings.
Lin Lang frowned, "What are you doing?"
He said coldly, "I'm fine, I don't need to take medicine."
Lin Lang: "..."
Young life.
Tiandao's father's rebellious period has arrived.
"Why, you still miss that weak and incompetent Yu Wuxue? I am really generous. I sent you into the bridal chamber with other men, and took care of your offspring." Tiandao was dressed in blood, full of hostility, "I can't be your man, Just be your father, why don't I be your son."
Lin Lang was choked by his words.
How dare you think.
"I think you are haunted by this illusion." She rolled her eyes angrily, grabbed another lotus petal, and stuffed it into his mouth, but her finger was bitten fiercely.
Then Lin Lang was forced against the white wall by him.
She yelled that something was wrong, and was about to cast a spell, when a sudden wind blew up and thunder struck. His robe was full of wind, he raised his sword finger, and the red belt tied with black hair was hunting and flying in the air.
"Three thousand Taoisms are driven by me, one sword pierces the sky, stepping on the underworld—"
Thunder falls like a sword, and ten thousand swords will go to court!
Lin Lang, who was in the center of the sword array, was speechless.
Do you want to play so big
The red skirt is billowing, and the flower branches are swaying.
Lin Lang bit his shoulder, dripping with blood, "Yu Wuxue, you, you bastard..."
Tiandao paused, his breath resting on her neck.
He said, "You have a flower about to bloom here, you little Xinsheng, don't disturb it."
Lin Lang was so bullied that she cursed furiously.
Cold fingers covered her eyes.
"Don't bother scolding me." Tiandao covered her lips, rubbing a cinnabar mole behind her ear.
He likes the look of it dripping blood.
"Lin Lang, I want to hear your call."
"The most emotional kind."
In addition, a group of people stood outside the secret realm.
"Master, why aren't mother and father coming out yet?"
The Supreme Elder of Jianmen touched the three-year-old boy's head, and said kindly, "Maybe they are being entangled. They have advanced cultivation, so it's okay. Ya'er, are you hungry?"
The little man clutched his stomach, "Not hungry!"
The next moment, the little belly was rumbling.
The elder Taishang couldn't help laughing, and took out a bunch of red fruits from his sleeve, "Then eat the new snacks."
Everyone: "..."
You always call this millennium-fruited gourmet chestnut a little snack
"Ya'er, come quickly, and try your Fifth Uncle's roast duck skills!"
There was hearty laughter from the side.
Everyone followed the voice, and the corners of their mouths twitched.
The three-legged Taotie pattern pill furnace is burning with a faint blue flame, which is the Liuhe Xuanhuo born of heaven and earth. And above, hangs a gigantic flat-mouthed monster the size of a pavilion. It was "tied up", its hair was plucked to nothing, it was clean, and it was cleaned quite slippery. Drips of amber fat whet the appetite.
What the hell do you call this "roast duck"
However, it's really fucking delicious!
Everyone smelled it, and there were Buddha pine nuts, deer and Shu flowers, Hongmeng ginger...
Fuck you, prodigal boy!
These are all high-quality treasures of heaven and earth, and they are made into seasonings like this. I am wronged, I am so wronged!
"Fifth Master, here I come!"
The little man jumped out of the master's arms and ran wildly with his feet scattered.
The fat elder also started running together, drooling three thousand feet.
The third senior brother showed off his scabbard, and said with a half-smile, "Sixth senior brother, this is Ya'er's dinner, what are you doing?"
The fat elder pretended to be pitiful, "Third Senior Brother, I'm hungry too."
The third senior brother didn't show mercy, "You have said this every year for three hundred years, want to eat it? Grill it yourself!"
"You can't do this..." The fat elder wept bitterly, "It's a small matter for a junior brother to starve to death, but it's a big thing for the sword gate to lose integrity!"
The second senior brother said contemptuously at the same time, "It's still out of morals. Last time you coaxed a two-year-old child and ate up all the snacks we gave Ya'er. Your evening festival has long been lost."
Fat Elder: "..."
It hurts brother.
He argued, "I really only eat that Xinxin, and the others, for some reason, disappeared as I walked! This Xinyaer can be the master for me, what do you think, Yaer—"
The fat face froze.
In those few breaths, only the skeleton of the flat-mouthed monster remained.
Langya wiped his oily mouth, and said generously, "Uncle Six, don't cry, although you lie every day, but I am very kind, please eat your favorite duck's butt, don't thank me, family! "
The fat elder cried and chirped.
This kid has learned badly.
Obviously the younger brother's mouth is poisonous, and his heart is also cold, but he was not so sluggish when he was a child. He has a fleshy bun face and a soft voice, which is especially easy to bully.
Why is his cub so fine!
No matter what the fat elder thinks, the monks of Xianmen are very envious.
—Jianmen Poor Swordsman, specializing in Daoqimen.
This is a formula that has been circulated in various sects, and it is also a reference for monks to choose a spouse.
It is obvious to all that the sword cultivator is the strongest, but the poor sword cultivator is miserable. And after Liuguang Immortal Venerable "married" into Youyu, the standard of living rose sharply. The Heavenly Demon Empress generously gave spiritual veins, spiritual mines, and spiritual sources, and even Jianmen was able to attain the Tao alone. Chickens and dogs ascended to heaven, and not only can they change new clothes every month , You can also use the spiritual spring to take a bath every day!
Their eyes were red with envy.
And Langya, as the successor of Xianmen and Momen, walks sideways in all directions.
Strange to say, this child seems to be the only one loved by the world, and even the Supreme Law is not willing to hurt him.
The more the Buddhist patriarch looked at it, the more itchy and unbearable he wished to hold the child's head and let him worship into Buddhism, so that in the future, the merits and virtues would be added to his body, and his body would be sanctified! Of course, the old man's bold idea can only be turned around in his head. If he dares to take Prince Langya to become a monk, Jianmen and Youyu will not demolish their stupa!
The patriarch sighed, turned to the elder Taishang and said, "This Primordial Secret Realm is really powerful. When I entered it, I found a piece of Primordial Blood Scale, and a strange black mist gushed out of it. I'm afraid Taishi will be doomed!"
The elder Taishang's face was solemn, "To be honest, I also have feelings, we should wait for Wuxue and the others to come out, and then we can discuss it separately."
The Buddhist patriarch silently made a new head.
At this time, everyone screamed, "Something happened in the secret realm!"
"What?"
After they left the secret realm, they met on the nearest mountain peak.
I saw Yunxia surging into a black thunderstorm, and suddenly roared down.
The main body of the Primordial Secret Realm is a black and white bead. When they entered, the white was on top and the black was on the bottom. At this moment, the bead triggered the phenomena of heaven and earth, slowly turning it upside down.
Black on top, white on bottom.
The sun and the moon are reversed, and the universe is out of order.
"The world is chaotic, how can this be good!"
The patriarch of Buddhism looked dignified, he kept pinching his fingerprints, and white sweat oozes from his forehead.
Can't figure it out. Can't figure it out. Can't figure it out.
"puff-"
The Buddhist patriarch vomited blood on the spot.
All the disciples rushed to protect the Dharma, "Master, don't do it!"
The situation suddenly became tense.
Just when everyone was anxious, the thunderstorm stopped, but the snow came.
In the vast snow field, it is winter in an instant.
"How could there be a vision of falling snow..."
The sound stopped abruptly.
A figure appeared in the snow.
From the hem to the neckline, the appearance gradually became clear.
"Auntie!"
Langya quickly jumped over and stopped halfway.
The child's expression became vigilant, "You... you are not my father, who are you?"
Baiyi Jianxiu glanced at him lightly.
"Kid, get out of the way."
otherwise-
I will kill you.
The way of heaven is unique, and so are its laws, but you are the blood of fate, the only variable.
The killing intent did not seem to be fake, Lang Ya was startled.
The child was locked in place.
Tianming hugged the unconscious woman, and she was covered with a blood-stained wedding dress.
He walked past the crowd with a soft voice.
"The extraterrestrial demons are coming, if you don't want to die, get ready."
All the monks were startled.
The extraterrestrial celestial demon, that is the legendary Void Clan!
Any continent invaded by demons from outside the territory can only be reduced to the blood nest of the other party in the end, and there will be no living people.
"Dare to ask Immortal Venerable Liuguang, where did you know about it?"
But the other party stopped answering and walked away gradually.
Only from his arm, a head of black hair as soft as satin hung down, ostentatiously, making the cold sword repairer a little bit more lustful.
And Langya, after being released from the imprisonment, hurried to catch up, and was hugged by the third and fifth senior brothers, holding his head with one hand and pulling his feet with the other, in a funny and skillful posture.
"Ya'er, don't go, your father's situation is special now, if you annoy him, your mother will be in danger!"
"Yes, but what if my mother is bullied by him!"
Little Roubaozi whimpered and was about to cry.
Everyone looked weird.
The Supreme Elder clumsily comforted, "No, your father was raised under the supervision of the master, he is not that kind of bad person."
The fat elder was impatient, "At most, I will give you a little sister and little brother, you, put your heart back in your stomach!"
Little Roubaozi froze for a moment, then burst into tears.
"Niang, Daddy, I want little sister and little brother, not Ya'er..."
A group of cultivators were at a loss to coax the children.
The elder Taishang's heart ached, and he condemned the culprit, "You evil disciple, you scared Ya'er into such a bear! Ya'er, Master didn't mention you, the worst is your Sixth Senior Uncle!"
Third Senior Brother: "Shame on you!"
Fifth Senior Brother: "Exactly! Bah!"
Then the fat elder's scream like killing a pig sounded, shaking the entire mountain.
"Master, third senior brother, fifth senior brother, ouch, put away your sword, don't poke, I was wrong, can't I be wrong! Ya'er, come and save Sixth Senior Brother!"
"Ya'er, get out of the way, Shigong will take care of the sky and clean up the house today!"
"Your Sixth Senior Uncle is a bitch, let him suffer!"
"That's right, how can you have a long memory if you don't type?!"
There was a flutter of chicken and dog jumping.
Lin Lang was in a coma for a long year.
She woke up completely dazed.
"You said I slept for a year?"
The female nun of Jianmen said, "Yes, it has been about a year since Dongchen last year and today. The little uncle used to take care of you every day, without any human hands." Her face flushed slightly, Only then did he change the subject, "Then half a year ago, when the heavenly demons from outside the territory invaded and the three-door alliance defended against the enemy, the little uncle became the leader of the alliance and couldn't get away, so he ordered me to take over."
Even so, they also use the magic tricks left by the little uncle, which is cast once a day, and they dare not really rub their bodies with others—the possessiveness of the little uncle is very scary! Even if they are female cultivators, they dare not touch them casually.
Lin Lang frowned, "Then he won't come back now?"
She vaguely had a guess.
The female cultivator of Jianmen thought for a while, "Before, it was once every three days, then once every seven days, once every half a month..."
This is not good.
The farther away, the longer the separation, the more difficult to guess the fate of the mind.
The female cultivator added, "Don't worry, although the battlefield is invisible, the little senior brother is taken care of by the little senior uncle, and there is nothing wrong with it."
Lin Lang held her wrist, sincerely, "Can I bother Junior Sister?"
She seemed to be recovering from a serious illness, but her appearance was getting better and better. When she was tilted on the sick bed, her phoenix eyes were shining, as if she was full of affection.
The nun's heart skipped a beat, "You, please tell me."
The realm, the front line of defense, is full of ghosts.
The third senior brother was applying medicine to the little meat bun, and said distressedly, "My dear, little ancestor, don't move up, your face is like a cat's face!" He couldn't help getting angry, "That brat, what the hell What kind of tantrum are you having, it has been going on for more than half a year, and it has caused you both to suffer, is it considered a man—"
A figure entered across the curtain, tall and tall, chilling.
"If you're afraid, go back."
Little Roubao immediately slapped the table, extremely angry, "Who are you to say that you are afraid of!"
He looked away from the blood on the child's face, "Tianji, if you send him back, you go back too, it's useless, don't get in the way here."
The third senior brother paused his hands, and said with a sneer, "Okay, Yu Wuxue, my Yaoguang junior brother, you are broken now, and you have not cultivated Wuxin swordsmanship and Taishang Wangqing. On the contrary, you have become more cold-blooded and surly. Go back When we go back, do you think it's rare for us to stay here? Ya'er, let's go and let him show off his prestige by himself!"
Before leaving, someone communicated that someone from Jianmen came.
The female cultivator in Tsing Yi came down with her sword, and brought the words, "His Majesty Tianmo has woken up, but the situation is not very good."
Langya's eyes widened, "What's not good?!"
At the critical moment, the little guy didn't care about the cold war and losing his temper, and grabbed Tiandao's arm without saying a word, "Daddy, go back quickly, something happened to Mommy!"
The man was silent for a while.
Little Roubao'er was very disappointed with him, and ran out crying, "Hmph, if you don't go, I'll go, I want A Niang to remarry, and never recognize you again—"
The next moment, the little foot was lifted up.
Little Roubao'er turned his head down and blinked.
"Brother, you take care of this place for me first, and I will come back as soon as I go."
Seeing the father and son leaving Yujian, the third senior brother laughed and cursed, "Stinky boy, what are you doing, you still have to deal with your wife."
He welcomed the junior sisters outside, and at the same time looked at the thick black air lingering in the sky, and the snow that had been falling for a whole year.
The third brother sighed.
There is no telling when this battle will be won.
The snow was falling too densely.
The world has been too cold for too long.
Tiandao and his son rushed on the road and arrived at Jianmen in half a day.
Someone had already been waiting for them at the boundary marker of Jianmen.
"Auntie!"
Little Roubao rolled over excitedly, covered in snow.
Lin Lang was dressed in white, stroking the child's upturned braid, "Ya'er, did you listen to what Daddy said?"
Little Roubao snorted, he was still obedient, he didn't even want to recognize this stinky daddy anymore!
Net will put on his face!
Tiandao took off his scarlet cloak and draped it over her shoulders, while Linlang covered his hand, tilted her head and smiled slightly, "It's been a long journey, it's cold, let's go home, huh?"
"… Um."
However, a sudden change occurred.
The vast snow field was shrouded in gloomy black mist.
Langya's complexion changed, "It's an extraterrestrial demon! No, how could they break through the realm and catch up here? A Niang, stay away, I..."
He hadn't set up the sword array yet, and the extraterrestrial demons were already in front of him.
"Boom—"
A slender figure stood in front of the two girls.
The snow forest was overturned, and the land was divided into two realms.
"Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!"
Little Roubao shouted anxiously.
"I can't die, don't shout."
The opponent raised a sword from the deep snow, and his white clothes were soaked in blood.
There are more and more celestial demons outside the territory, densely packed, covering the sky and covering the sun, like a ghost nest.
"Daddy, hold on! I'll let Master and the others come back!"
Langya cried and shouted.
no need.
no need.
No one can save me.
Because... this is the demon of heaven, my demon.
The extraterrestrial demon entangled his feet, from his knees to his chest, and then slowly covered Tiandao's eyes.
go back.
go back.
It's better to go back.
It dissipated between heaven and earth, like snow melting, without a sound.
The way of heaven is ruthless and without resentment.
There was warmth on the lips.
Scarlet blood soaked his lips and teeth.
"Yu Wuxue... stay... my destiny..."
Tianming suddenly opened his double pupils.
The black feather-like mist enveloped the two of them layer by layer, with no end in sight, which made people fearful and desperate.
"Lin Lang, you shouldn't have come."
Tiandao sighed, reached out and gently touched her face, her lips, everything that made him linger.
It shouldn't have feelings, and it shouldn't have blood.
It shouldn't be... bewitched.
It is just a touch of consciousness, a law.
But it can be jealous.
"Today, today..." Her lips overflowed with dark red blood, "Today is your birthday, I cooked longevity noodles..."
It froze.
Heart-wrenching memories frantically linger on it.
No, it's not you she loves.
She raised her gauze-wrapped fingers and smiled weakly.
"Maybe, maybe I really don't have any talent. For you, me, I almost cut off my whole hand. Don't you believe my love for you? Noodles, noodles, if left for a long time, they will get lumpy, and when they get cold, just Not good, no snow, we, we should go back,"
She held him by the corner of his clothes and begged softly.
It closed its eyes and fell into a violent struggle.
no.
She lied to him.
But far away thousands of miles away, the realm is as dark as ink.
The heavenly demons outside the territory suddenly rioted and rushed out. The monks were shocked and desperately resisted.
The elder Taishang smiled wryly, "It seems that today is the catastrophe that will overthrow Taishi."
The Buddhist patriarch looked compassionately, "Life is death, and death is life. I only hope that in the future, all living beings will be green and peaceful."
"My comrades, it is a blessing that life and death go hand in hand! The Sa family will take the lead!"
"Haha, how can there be no snacks on Huangquan Road, brother, wait, I will help you!"
All the monks put life and death aside, and wanted to die in battle.
However-
The freezing snow that had been falling for a whole year stopped.
Extraterrestrial demon, retreat!
The ink feathers fall in pieces, interweaving magnificent light with the clear snow scene, sunlight, and pine colors.
Tiandao kissed a woman's lips.
Tossing and rubbing, gentle as spring.
Little Roubao'er cried so heartbreakingly, thinking that he would become a little orphan without father and mother from now on, but who would have thought that the dark clouds parted, and his parents kissed each other and fell.
"Yeah! Shame!"
The little guy quickly covered his eyes, and quietly, he spread two fingers apart to peek.
Hmph, bad parents, they only care about kissing their own, and haven't kissed him yet.
eccentric! How can this be!
He wants a lot of love too!
Little Roubao got angry, he trotted over and squeezed between the two of them, insisting on not letting the kiss go.
The husband and wife each took a chubby hand and walked towards Jianmen.
The little guy raised his mouth high.
They returned to the Yaoguang Peak of Yu Wuxue's main palace. The bare scene before had changed drastically, with spiritual plants everywhere and rare birds in the wild.
Lin Lang took out a bowl of longevity noodles, a white porcelain longevity bowl, filled with amber Yuze, sprinkled with finely divided buds, which was the first touch of green in early spring.
"Try it quickly!"
Yu Wuxue took the red chopsticks with a smile, he paused, and asked calmly, "What kind of Lingmi are these noodles made from?"
Lin Lang said casually, "It's the Lingmi of Taichu. Your old master personally brought it over before, and said that he would knead the little buns for Ya'er to eat."
Wait, no, she has been in a coma for a year.
Jianxiu in white stuffed the bowl into the fat hand of Little Roubao, and said in a warm voice, "Are you hungry? This bowl is for you. Mom and Dad are going to the kitchen to do new things. Don't come with me, you know Otherwise, we won't take you out in the future."
Little Roubao: "..."
Scumbag! And threatened him!
So Linlang was taken to the small kitchen by Tiandao's father.
"Who made the longevity noodles?"
"... Senior Brother Wugou from your family."
Senior brother Wugou is the deputy head. He is obviously a thousand-year-old bachelor, but he is keen to teach the secret of love.
Tiandao's father said softly, "Then what happened to your hand?"
Lin Lang immediately turned the tide of misfortune, "It was also taught by your senior brother, who said that this way can win your sympathy, correct evil and turn right, and start a new life."
Chong Tong stared at her.
"Okay, then I, get rid of the evil and turn to the right, and start a new life."
He bent down and overwhelmed Lin Lang.
The way of heaven is no longer a man.
"In the future, every year..." He panted slightly, with his clothes open, "You have to make longevity noodles for me, um, don't be lazy, you have to do it yourself. I will, I will watch over you."
Little Rou Bao'er has already licked the porcelain bowl two or three times, but this man hasn't come out yet.
He shook his legs angrily, wanting to blow up the Shako Peak.
Fortunately, the couple still had a new conscience and didn't spend hours in the kitchen.
After coming out, Yu Wuxue saw the pouting child, the father felt sorry for him, and made it up to him, "Your mother is going to make me new clothes, do you want to go out with us?"
Lin Lang: "..."
When did she agree!
"I want new clothes too!"
"I want it from your master! Your mother wants to love me now."
"..."
Bah, shameless old man!
Langya lost his temper and deliberately found fault, "It's still snowing, what are you doing outside, freezing my mother!"
"Look, it's not snowing anymore."
"..."
The black fog in the sky dissipated, and the demons from outside the territory disappeared without a trace.
All living beings seem to have a dream.
Among the noisy crowd, fireworks were lingering, and the backs of a family of three were looming.
The child was riding wildly on his father's neck, clamoring for a doughnut.
"Grandpa, you made my dad ugly, so energetic!"
"Okay young man!"
"..."
In the year of Tai Sui and Gengzi, winter goes to spring.
No snow, no disaster.
The world is in peace.