The first listener to return to God asked weakly: "Is he... imitating?"
It's not so much imitation, but copying. It's exactly the same inside and out, so that it is absolutely impossible for others to have the idea of "this is a coincidence".
This blatant copy really hit a thousand waves with one stone, and the fans of Tongquetai almost went crazy.
Audience 1: Official! ! This man is plagiarizing! ! Don't you say that there is no evidence and no evidence, this is the evidence! !
Audience 2: You're shameless if you don't ask the return date! Not only did he plagiarize Tong Que Que's performance, he didn't even want to think about the opening remarks, and he dared to use Tong Que Que's words, which was extremely shameless! (╯‵口′)╯︵┴─┴
Audience 3: Shit! ! Regardless of the date of return, this kind of person is indeed a habitual offender, thinking that everyone at the scene is deaf and can't hear it! !
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However, the non-fan audience laughed instead.
Most of these people are authentic game fans or fans of the original books. The games are chased one after another. Of course, they know the contradiction between Tongquetai and Wuwan Return Date yesterday.
They are completely unfamiliar with the network distribution circle, and they are on the outside, but they can see it better than the insiders.
Audience 4: Hahahaha, should the IQ of the fans upstairs be so low? ? This kind of copying method without changing a word, it is obvious that the No. 12 player did it on purpose, but you still jumped out and cursed so seriously, hahahaha...
Audience 5: I can't help lining up every word of the students above! ! Number 12 is clearly intentional! ! (beat the ground)
Audience 6: Hahahaha, I died laughing, I think the No. 12 player should be very happy now~
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BINGO.
Qi Jin slightly raised the corners of her eyes, leaned lazily on the seat, and continued to move sentence by sentence calmly.
This time the sentence pattern is the same, but some words have been changed.
"Thank you everyone," he vibrated softly like Tongjaktai, and even took a sniff at the end, "when I'm being treated unfairly, you always stand up to ridicule me and belittle me. … In my eyes, my black black is really the most responsible black black in the world.”
The last sentence was specially slowed down and said lightly.
Some of the audience couldn't hold back and rolled around laughing on the public screen.
Audience 1: o(*≧▽≦)ツ aoi! I can't do it hahahaha, player No. 12 help! !
Audience 2: o(*≧▽≦)ツ That tone is just laughing and cry! ! [Just now I accidentally fell to the ground laughing, no one is more exaggerated than me, let's fight! ! 】
Audience 3: o(*≧▽≦)ツ ha ha ha ha, you lost upstairs. I not only fell to the ground just now, but also knocked over the dog food of my dog, and now it is scattered all over the ground ha ha ha ha... [Wang: Then what about my dinner... TAT]
Audience 4: Regardless of the date of return, it's good! Honestly I think you are the one being framed! God is annoying, fans are even more annoying!
Audience 5: Regardless of the date of return, it's good! God is annoying, fans are even more annoying! +10086
Audience 6: ╰(*°▽°*)╯ Come here during the return period, I'm a small fan of yours~ This counterattack is really touching! ! I fell in love with you again what to do! ! 【puff】
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Qi Jin still had a calm expression on his face, playing steadily. Before completing all the opening remarks, he will not miss a word, any opportunity to be ironic, and he will not laugh too early.
"Today, I hope to be able to discuss an argument and seek justice."
- Tongjatai, you are very smart and good at picking lines.
— however I will make the lines more reasonable and sharper. Because that was supposed to be my line.
"If you have done something wrong, just have the courage to admit it. Who hasn't done anything wrong?" He said slowly, breaking away from the imitation, returning to his original mood and tone, and then suddenly he turned abruptly. , "It's a pity, I'm a careful person. Even if the words are clear, I..."
After a pause, he finally smiled proudly.
"Totally, I don't want to be friends with you—" Like a gentleman, he gently tore up the other party's unequal peace agreement.
Now that the peace treaty has been broken into pieces, it is time to declare war.
"Host, it's time to start."
He completely ignored all the noisy abuse on the screen, looked at the lines wholeheartedly, and asked Yang Chunqu to follow up.
"Huh... ah, okay, okay!" Yang Chunqu seemed to be shocked by him, and finally remembered that he was still hosting, his face flushed, and he quickly cleaned up the small ripples in his heart and asked the field manager to move him. go up.
It's just that she can't think of it, the more rippling is actually behind-
"Heh," there was a faint smile in the earphone first, the breath was slightly drunk, like being drunk but not drunk, followed by a few clear laughter, "Hahahaha... Have another drink?"
The atmosphere changed when he spoke.
The audience was silent for a while, not knowing whether they were stunned or their hearing was caught.
Qi Jin used a slightly bright and textured voice, so even if he spoke romantic words, it would not be too lewd. There is a bit of the chicness of Jianghu people.
"Don't talk about a cup, the wine that my sister pours is a pot, a bucket, a stone wine..." He paused for a moment, and seemed to be in a daze for a while because of the wine's strength, and then smiled softly, "Hehe... I too, I want to drink."
Drunk is drunk.
Qi Jin's drunkenness was a bit more natural.
Since he keeps calling himself "sister", "Qin Tuo" naturally calls himself "younger brother", so what he shows should be a kind of innocence that can make the other party feel superior, even if the protagonist actually doesn't like these flirting scenes. Not unfamiliar, but also able to please those brothel women.
Because doing so has a purpose.
"Good sister," Qi Jin suddenly called out in a low voice, and heard him move lazily behind the scenes, seeming to stick to a position closer to the microphone, and muttered, "Talk to me and explain. Can you relieve your boredom?"
It's like a young brother is coquettish to his sister, how can the sisters who were coaxed to be happy before say no
"I haven't been down the mountain for a long time, and I don't know what interesting things happened in the city." When he arrived at this place, his tone changed, and his drunkenness disappeared inadvertently, so that the audience could hear that he was not really drunk at all, but was testing What, "Can you… tell me? Huh?"
People like Tongquetai who hurriedly read the original text while holding Buddha's legs, probably don't know that this episode is not a simple flirtation, but "Qin Tuo", who was intoxicated and inquired about information from the brothel girl.
There are many officials and people from the rivers and lakes coming and going in that brothel every day. At that time, the protagonist was entrusted by others to secretly investigate the local government's arrest of the traitor, so he acted in such a play.
Bronze Sparrow Terrace did not understand this level, of course there will be mistakes.
In the latter part, the girls in the brothel teased "Qin Tuo". "Qin Tuo" thought that he was acting and was seen through by them, and was stunned at first.
"Uh... heh, hehehe." Qi Jin paused for a while, then walked over with a drunken laugh, pretending to be innocent, and suggested, "Okay, then I will say one thing, you can say one thing, let's Would you like to listen to it instead?"
This kind of flaw can only be heard by the original party.
Of course, bewildered "world's cutest fans" won't understand.
Audience 1: This is it! ! That's right, that's it! ! [The original party rolls all over the place]
Audience 2: Ooooooooooooooooo well deserved! The 12th feels so good! [The original party is rolling around +1, let's go upstairs together]
Audience 3: (//////艸//////)… I, I like this kind of sexy to the point… My heart is pounding, but I feel very comfortable and won’t feel molested or something, cough cough .
Audience 4: (//////艸//////) Same as above, the tone of No. 10 is a bit inconsistent, and this one just fits.
Audience 5: I don't even know what you guys are talking about. Anyway, I don't have any feelings for him at all. It sounds like there is no temptation at all, but there are a lot of applause above. Is it the childcare invited without asking about the return date? ? ╮（╯＿╰）╭
Audience 6: Shake hands upstairs! ! I think I'm good enough, but in fact it's not as good as our bronze sparrows. And the fake opening remarks, plagiarizing others and scolding others, I have never seen such a shameless CV... Hurry up and get out of the network matching circle to save the dirty place! !
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The fans were obviously still babbling about all kinds of curses, but the rest of the audience was so engrossed in the performance that no one paid any attention to them.
Qi Jin naturally did not.
"On the mountain... it's actually very boring." He sounded like he was complaining, but he smiled, and his warm voice buried infinite respect and love, "My master only knows Qingxiu, idle clouds and wild cranes, and rarely goes down the mountain."
- The mountain is boring to me, but it is better for Master to be quiet. It is enough for the old man to like it.
The subtext expressed by Qi Jin is completely different from that of Tongquetai.
One is a real complaint, the other is a joke that sounds like a complaint. The nature of inner feelings is at once distinguished.
At this time, Qi Jin's voice dimmed again in a trance, and even during the acting, he couldn't hide the little loss in his tone: "My senior brother was raised by the master... I am different from the apprentice I took halfway. Have the same temperament as Master, and go alone."
First, I was not raised by my master, so I couldn't help my brother, so I would be lonely.
Second, the seniors are alone, which shows that the relationship between the seniors is not so good, and they are even more lonely.
Combined with the double sense of loneliness, there is no way that the impatient tone of Tongjatai will appear, but it should be a wry smile: "Even if you usually practice martial arts and swords, you...will not be with my junior brother. "
Arrived - the place where Tongjaetai was CUT.
It is impossible to say that you are not nervous at all. It just happened that this was the junction of the first and second scenes. The front was completely integrated into the characters. Now that the scene was changed, and when he could temporarily withdraw, his eyes quickly glanced at the timer on the screen.
"1:00".
what…
There was a laugh in my heart, but it was very hasty and short-lived, because the heart could not completely relax, but it was beating more and more violently.
He subconsciously glanced at Yuan Zhengming's indicator light again.
Actually... it remains gray, not bright.
Audience 1: One minute! !
Audience 2: 〒▽〒嗷嗷嗷嗷 It's been over a minute! Refresh the time record!
Audience 3: 〒▽〒 Return period period period period period period period, do you know how excited it is to be your little unknown fan... [Infinite Echoes]
Audience 4: (/≥▽≤/)(/≥▽≤/)(/≥▽≤/) I can finally proudly call me a returning fan~~ [Sorry, I was afraid of being pinched by a great fan, but I never Dare to bubble
Audience 5: This is awesome! ! There are actually two people with Changdi in the previous game! !
Audience 6: Totally two people +1! Teacher Yuan hasn't called to stop at this time, and he really has a vision! It is simply the gospel of the original party! ～(≧▽≦)/～
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As the first player to successfully enter the second act, Qi Jin had no reference to anyone's performance in front of him. It was all on his own.
Now, he can act in a big way.
And just in time for such a conflicted scene in the second act—
"What did you say?" The whole person suddenly changed from the aura to the aura. The previous chatter and laughter seemed to disappear in the blink of an eye, and the scene gradually became chilling. "You said... The person who was put on death row, what's the name?"
There was anger in the voice, and panic in the anger.
For a time, various emotions were intertwined, and under the dry slight tremor in his throat, it was very clear.
This scene is when "Qin Tuo" and the traitorous party's various connections were known to the government, they took his friend Liu Suyu as a hostage and forced him to show up.
The target of the speech was the leader of the local rebel party and the initiator of the later "Wulin Twelve League". At the beginning, he persuaded "Qin Tuo", the young and promising chivalrous men in the arena to join, and it was this person who fought against the court. "Qin Tuo" was worried about his own sect and his friends, and he was undecided to rebel. This person made a face-to-face guarantee to keep his close relatives and friends safe and sound.
Now that something like this happens, the protagonist will of course lose control.
"When I promised you back then, you remember... what you said!"
Qi Jin shouted loudly, which made one's spirits shudder, and he didn't dare to breathe. He has the professional pronunciation foundation of being a reporter, and he is not lacking in confidence even if he shouts loudly, but he consciously lowered the tone of the last question, his voice trembling and choking.
He gasped several times in a hurry, as if forcing himself to calm down, speaking in a very nasal voice, which was stuffy but pierced from time to time with a sharp feeling.
"I rescued your people because I don't see how the officials in the world are stupid and oppress the people... Even if I know in my heart that this is enough to kill people, I don't regret it. However, the premise is that you promised me to keep them safe."
But…
"Why was Suyu taken away by them!" The anger in his voice suddenly rose, as did his aura, "He obviously doesn't know anything about the rebellion, so why did he lose his life—"
It happened to be the wonderful place, and it happened to be the place where the second act ended, but suddenly there was a sound that everyone did not expect.
"CUT—"
what. Qi Jin was stunned for a moment, and stopped a little dazedly.
In fact, he was mentally prepared that he would be cut off somewhere in the middle, but he was so invested in it just now that he couldn't react for a while.
"1:32".
He looked at the stop time, and it was actually a little longer than he had imagined before, and he was quite satisfied. Yuan Zhengming doesn't know if the water has been released. In theory, the CUT can be placed further ahead.
Although the audience began to protest strongly.
Audience 1: 〒▽〒Nima! ! I was listening to it with gusto and I actually got CUT! !
Audience 2: 〒▽〒 I hate you, teacher orangutan! hate you! [I really want to throw the keyboard over and stun the orangutan teacher! 】
Audience 3: 〒▽〒Dare to let him finish the third act! You old hozen! 【Hey】
Audience 4: 〒▽〒嘤嘤嘤嘤 But for this one minute and thirty-two seconds, I will die without regrets! ! Returning SAMA, please accept my confession! !
Audience 5: 〒▽〒Return! Expect! too! nice! ! my marriage!
Audience 6: 〒▽〒 I'm scratching my head, can I ask No. 12 to complete the third act in private... Ah, no, can I ask No. 12 to advance smoothly and win the championship, to match this role?
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Careful people noticed that after such a short minute or so, there was less scolding on the public screen.
Whether it’s because I can’t scold, I don’t know how to continue scolding, or I suddenly realize that scolding is wrong, and the negative remarks disappear little by little… It’s always a reassuring thing.
Qi Jin lowered his eyes and laughed silently.
There was still time left, and the conclusion he had prepared for a long time could finally be said in one breath.
"Thank you," for those who resisted the pressure of public opinion to encourage and support him, there is no more sincere word than this word, "Thank you everyone."
After sincerely thanking him, he slowly suppressed his smile, sat upright, and his voice was sonorous and powerful.
"Yesterday, some people asked me to come out and apologize, because I imitated the Great God of Tongjatai." The statement was very clear, and there was no fear when the truth was announced, "I am very puzzled, because I was clearly imitated. That one, why do you want to apologize to the person who imitated me? So in order not to bear this crime in vain, I had to work hard and carefully imitate the opening remarks of the Great God tonight, so that my crime was confirmed, so that You can 'apologise' to him…”
Having said this, Qi Jin suddenly "oops", as if he had an epiphany.
"That's not right, I actually forgot - there is no need to apologize for 'imitation' in Master Tongjatai, otherwise, he should have apologized to me long ago."
At this point, he smiled slightly and used what was probably the most arrogant tone in his life: "Then there is only one thing left for me to apologize for, and that is that my dubbing is more serious and better than you - I'm really sorry."
Export is a foregone conclusion, it can't be taken back.
As for whether the fortune is good or bad, it has nothing to do with him, he just wants to be so reckless and let himself regret it in the future.
"In order to prove the sincerity of my apology, I abstain from the role of 'Qin Tuo' - I will give it to you for nothing."
Together with this decision, will not regret it.
Qi Jin smiled lightly and ended: "However, because I completed the performance according to the rules, I still want to see my final score. I asked the two teachers and all the audience to rate me, but I gave up the promotion. thanks."
After saying this, time has run out. He took off the earphone with a calm expression, and without looking at the response on the public screen, he opened Weibo on his own, canceled his attention to Tongquetai, and pulled it into the blacklist, and then opened QQ.
Jade Butterfly, delete friends.
"Trap" crew, exit.
I changed my signature column to "See ID", I plan to copy down my friend's number and discard it.
When he completes these actions, the scoring is just finished.
【Time】: 1:32
[Voice]: 4.0
[Pronunciation]: 4.0
[Basic score]: 4.0
[Infectivity]: 4.5
The judges' score: 1.32+4.0+4.0+4.0+4.5=17.82 points
Bonus points for voting: 72.4% voter turnout = 0.724 points
Total score: 17.82 + 0.724 = 18.544 points
Under the disadvantage of being suppressed before the game, the audience vote rate is actually two percentage points higher now, let alone anything else - there is not even an excuse left.
Moreover, this total score is basically difficult for anyone to surpass.
"Haha..." It's really a free quota, right.
He smiled calmly, put a pen in his hand on the table, then pushed it gently with his fingers and watched it fall, without the strength to stand up again.
"Goodbye, Bronze Sparrow Terrace."