In the idol drama "Meteor Garden", which once swept the country ten years ago, the protagonist Daoming Si has a well-recognized classic line: If an apology is useful, why do you need the police
Qi Jin felt that she could borrow this sentence.
If being cute is useful, why bother
After returning from a business trip, starting the computer, and opening the long-lost webpage, this sentence popped into my mind involuntarily.
The reputation of pretending to be a dead god has been circulating in the circle, but it is basically limited to STAFF, and has not yet reached the level of causing public anger - the fundamental reason for the lack of main dramas.
So when he saw that his ID first appeared on the forum post title, and the way the title was worded was destined to be anything less than pleasant, he hesitated and didn't click.
But even if he doesn't click, others will.
This kind of thing can be seen from the amazing number of private Q messages—
Nine girls: I'm going, what's the matter with you? When I saw the words "don't ask the date of return" appearing in the title of the post, I thought I was dizzy... Σ( °△ °|||)︴
Nine Girls: If it's a CV work, it's fine, but obviously not! !
Nine girls: ... I continue to read the post...
Ninth Girl: ...Fuck, someone is actually dragging me, saying that I brought you into the circle, that I'm your mother or something.
Ninth Girl: I originally planned to return someday when you became a big hit, and then came out to show off that I was Bole. I didn't expect to be exposed in advance in this kind of post. My whole person is not well _(:з"∠)_
Nine Girls: (sighs) Bamboo shoots said you were on a business trip, well, remember to poke me when you come back.
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Rouge: Return SAMA! That post is really not from the crew! TAT
Rouge: I think you're probably still on a business trip... If you come back and see that thread on the forum, just ignore it... We really don't think so! !
Rouge: At present, everyone is still guessing which crew it is, and I hope no one will find out (crying).
Rouge: ... as expected, it was discovered...
Rouge: Anyway, the crew is waiting for you to come back! ! We will not be affected by the post! ! TAT
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March Bamboo Shoots: Senior Brother! ! There are actually gossip posts about you on the forum! !
Bamboo Shoots in March: I read half of the post... I want to say, damn, that landlord doesn't know you at all! ! A bunch of people with double eyelid attached below don't know you at all! ! (╯－＿－)╯╧╧
March Bamboo Shoots: … Well, this time you are finally red… (eyes dead)
March Bamboo Shoot: What the hell is going on, please explain quickly. A lot of people are ignoring the truth and making a fool of themselves.
March Bamboo Shoots: So they broke the news about the "Trap" crew?
Bamboo Shoots in March: In the fan group of Tongquetai where I am squatting, many people are talking about you! !
March Bamboo Shoot: Come back soon! ! ! ! Terrible! ! ! !
Bamboo shoots in March: Isn't it useful to sell cuteness! Well said to be cute! Well said meow meow! Although I think it's useless for you to meow in the post now...
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"Meow." Qi Jin weakly made a cat's claw gesture towards the screen.
It seems that being cute doesn’t work anywhere and anytime—
Based on his many years of interview experience, after reading the message, he has roughly guessed the details of the post, and also guessed the rhythm of the gangsters spreading their thoughts in the post.
Qi Jin was mentally prepared and opened the post titled "Playing Dead is an Art: CVs You Don't Know on August 18th, Don't Ask the Return Date".
First of all, the author's writing is worthy of recognition.
The content of the topic post is probably no more than 500 words, but every word is precious, especially in the application of irony, her language teacher must be very pleased if she knows. However, what impressed Qi Qin most was the ability of the host to attract questions from the audience, because every sentence she said had something to say, and she deliberately left one or two clues between the cover, like a feather going back and forth in the depths of her throat Tickling, it was ticklish, and I couldn't help but open my brain and responded constantly.
In the process of reading the post, he looked back at the title several times to confirm that the ID belonged to him.
But saying...
Who is that glamorous and noble CV
Who is that CV who didn't listen to the director and didn't go back to work after recording the crossover
Who is the CV of the other CAST members who are two-faced and three-edged, and complain behind their backs
Also, who is the CV who has a high self-esteem and makes the Great God of Tongjatai wait and beg for the show
Seeing the end, Qi Jin laughed instead for some reason.
He always had a hunch that someone would jump out and say coolly, "Actually, that person didn't ask about the return date, but I pretended to do it without asking about the return date. That's right, I'm actually his evil twin." Of course, this person did not appear, and all the charges were still properly placed on the deity's head.
"Huh..." He took a breath, put his hands on the keyboard, and tapped the surface of the keys with his index finger rhythmically, thinking carefully about how he should reply.
At this time, it is best to tell the truth, and the lie always grows bigger and bigger.
"I'm very sorry, because I've been on a business trip recently, which may have caused some misunderstanding. I just saw the news when I got home. If you have any questions, please contact me directly." Qi Jin typed this paragraph in the reply box while reading silently. talk. When I sent it out, I didn't have any expectations of whitewashing. In fact, it is beyond his control to accept or not.
After the reply, it really caused a commotion.
However, the reason for this commotion was not Qi Wei's message, but the formal reply from Tongquetai under his message.
"It's just a misunderstanding, don't be mad everyone. Go back, my dears, and I'll sing for you :)".
The above is the entire content of Tongquetai's reply.
God is indeed a God.
After Tongquetai spoke, the atmosphere of the post suddenly changed greatly, and fans excitedly lined up to take photos. Those rumors before were in the "Ow, Oo, Singing Party", "Master Tongjak, I love you" and "Lord Tongjae is going to release a new one recently. Is it a drama, so excited?” The large-scale screen brushing was overshadowed, and the landlord disappeared.
But the landlord has definitely been climbing the stairs, because this post quietly applied for deletion after two hours.
God is indeed a God. Qi Jin found out that the post had been deleted, and felt heartfelt again.
In this way, I owe Tongquetai a favor. He was thinking about opening the QQ group of the "Trap" crew, and two very prominent IDs suddenly jumped into his eyes: "Big Joe from the Harem of the Tongque" and "Little Joe from the Harem of the Tongque".
"Hi..." He took a breath.
For a moment, Qi Jin felt that she felt the mood of an animal being surrounded by an iron cage.
CV-Don't ask the return date: I'm back from a business trip, and I'm sorry for causing trouble to the crew. Sorry.
Planning - Rouge: Ahhh! ! Returning SAMA! ! TAT
CV-Don't ask the return date: Miss Rouge, I'm sorry about the post.
Rouge flower has not had time to answer, the two presidents of the fan club have already taken over the conversation, obviously they are very concerned about the new rival play CV of Qi Jin, the great god. As for whether it is good or bad, Qi Jin has no idea.
Big Qiao of the Bronze Sparrow Harem: You just don't ask the return date?
Xiao Qiao from the Bronze Sparrow Harem: You finally appeared! We've all been in the crew for a week now! ╭(╯^╰)╮
Big Qiao of Tongque Harem: Xiao Qiao, pay attention to your image outside, Tongque doesn't like bad boys~
Xiao Qiao in the Bronze Sparrow Harem: Well, I have always been very obedient╭(╯^╰)╮
The later period - the lock of a lifetime: Now that you are back, make an appointment with Tongque's silly mother.
Xiao Qiao from the Bronze Sparrow Harem: Lock the lock! hold on! =33333=
Late-life lock: Xiao Qiao! Do you have the recording of silly mom's singing party that day? ! Pass me on! !
Xiao Qiao from the Bronze Sparrow Harem: Of course there is, it's my recorded version! (￣▽￣)” And it was edited by my sister! The group emails have already been sent out, and the speed of the lock is slow!
Later stage - lock for a lifetime: I'm too lazy to read the group emails, any of you will send a copy directly~
Big Qiao of the Bronze Sparrow Harem: Lock me up and ask you privately.
... Tongjatai fans must have a strong ability to be home.
Qi Jin, who was temporarily forgotten to the side, was enjoying himself. It was estimated that he would not have anything to do with him within five minutes. He got up and brewed a cup of instant coffee. As soon as the coffee cup was put down, he suddenly received a private message from the crew group "Big Joe from the Harem of the Bronze Sparrow".
Da Qiao of the Bronze Sparrow Harem: I read that post, and it's too late to make up for your mistakes now. Bronze Sparrow will be on his personal YY channel at 8 o'clock tomorrow night, and your crew will stop by.
This sentence is slightly rich in grooves, so rich that Qi Jin doesn't know where to spit it out.
After all, he owes favor to the gods, and CV should not pay for his fans, so he politely typed on the keyboard and replied: Thank you, Miss Da Qiao, for your understanding. If the planning girls are okay with them, I will be there on time.
Da Qiao's chairman's demeanor was amazing, and he responded with great arrogance and sound.
"Of course they're fine."
Qi Jin thought, this sentence can be roughly translated as: Even if they have problems, they must be no problem.
Sure enough, the planning Rouge Flower accepted without any opinion, and rejected the three-dimensional dinner plan she had already made. The director, Sifang, said in private that the time was a bit rushed, and that the channel was the personal channel of Tongjae Channel, not the dedicated channel for the crew. She is more restrained in crowded occasions, and she is not very open to PIA dramas.
But these problems must be solved by themselves before eight o'clock tomorrow night.
Qi Jin himself does not hold singing parties or interviews. Usually, he can gather up to five or six people when he goes to YY to listen to the director's speeches. To borrow the title of that post, if pretending to be dead is an art, dealing with four-figure online followers is an esoteric art.
From this point of view, Tongjatai should be a quite outstanding artist.
Because she was reminded in advance by her junior sister, Qi Jin waited until 7:55 to log in to YY and enter the channel room that Da Qiao gave him before.
He soon understood why his junior sister told him not to go too early.
The channel is divided into many sub-channels. The chat lobby is currently active, and there are more than 2,000 people online. Qi Jin expressed his admiration and clicked in.
Big Joe, wearing an orange vest, was sitting on the wheat, vividly telling the current situation of Tongquetai.
For example, how does the landscape photos posted by Dashen on Weibo have the level of professional photographers.
For example, the Great God said a very philosophical thing in the official group one day.
For example, the great god and his current most popular CP candidate cross the bridge rice noodle JQ and so on...
Small fans responded positively on the public screen, most of which were “ヾ(≧O≦)〃” or “((≧(≧▽(≧▽≦(≧▽≦)≧▽)” ≦)▽≦)≦)))” and other Japanese emoticons.
Qi Jin joined their team on a whim and maintained the formation.
Fan No. 1: ヾ（≧O≦）〃
Fan number two: ヾ（≧O≦）〃
Fan No. 3: ヾ（≧O≦）〃
CV-Do not ask return date: ヾ（≧O≦）〃
Fan No. 4: ヾ（≧O≦）〃
Fan No. 5: ヾ（≧O≦）〃
Fan No. 6: ヾ（≧O≦）〃
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Well, was perfectly submerged and ignored.
Even Big and Little Joe didn't discover his existence. He believed that they must have no time to pay attention to other things at this time, so he opened the QQ group of the crew at the same time and greeted Rouge Hua and the others. It wasn't until 8:15 when Da Qiao finally ended her emotional narration, and fans on the public screen began to call out to Tongquetai, and then she remembered that there was a pair of scenes.
"Hey? That doesn't ask about the return date, are you there?"
"Don't dare not be here." Qi Jin replied with a wry smile, although he didn't have the chance to go to the wheat and let her hear.
Fan No. 1: °. °(((p(≧口≦)q)))°. °Begging Tongjatai silly mother to go online!
Fan number two: °. °(((p(≧口≦)q)))°. °Begging Tongjatai silly mother to go online!
Fan No. 3: °. °(((p(≧口≦)q)))°. °Begging Tongjatai silly mother to go online!
CV-Do not ask return date: I am here.
Fan No. 4: °. °(((p(≧口≦)q)))°. °Begging Tongjatai silly mother to go online!
Fan No. 5: °. °(((p(≧口≦)q)))°. °Begging Tongjatai silly mother to go online!
Fan number six: °. °(((p(≧口≦)q)))°. °Begging Tongjatai silly mother to go online!
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No way, he had to knock Da Qiao on QQ: I have been here for a while, and I was overwhelmed by swiping the screen too quickly.
As one of the presidents of the fan club, Da Qiao is quite graceful in Dashen's personal channel, so he readily gave him and the rest of the crew a red vest.
"Bronze Sparrow is busy with work, and it is estimated that it will take a while to go online. You wait first. I will continue to talk... "
Qi Jin listened in a good-natured manner.
However, many fans saw that the legendary No Questions Return Date was launched, and they asked him to put on the mic on the public screen. The reason was nothing more than to hear whether his voice was worthy of the God of Tongquetai, and whether it would ruin the drama. Of course, more people are just curious about him because they have never paid attention to his ID, and are influenced by the negative comments on that post.
"If that's the case, then you can just say a few words."
Da Qiao was helpless, so he could only put him on the wheat sequence.
Of course it’s not okay to say anything casually, the first impression is very important.
So, what to say
Qi Jin saw her ID wearing a red vest appearing on the first wheat sequence, the timer started, and she was speechless for a while.
Today is half for the show and half for the apology. If that's the case, let's show the practiced apology first.
"Good evening, girls, I'm not asking about the date of return." He paused and presented the cute extended version, "Meow~~~"
The swiping stopped for a second.
Then came overwhelmingly.
Fan No. 1: Σ (っ°Д °) っ He just meows! ! ! !
Fan No. 2: Σ (っ°Д °) っ He just meows! ! ! !
Fan No. 3: Σ (っ°Д °) っ and it's so long! ! ! !
Fan No. 4: o(*≧▽≦)ツWahhahahahahahahahaha so cute!
Fan No. 5: o(*≧▽≦)ツ so cute and sexy!
Fan No. 6: o (*°▽°*) o What a sexy voice! ! And it's quite aggressive! ! [Although it is not as good as the Bronze Sparrow Attack]
Bamboo Shoots in March: ... Senior Brother... How about morality...
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In the blink of an eye, I seemed to see Junior Sister's speech drowned in it, and it turned out that she was here too. Qi Jin rubbed his temples and decided to treat the opening remarks just now as his own major black history.
At this time, he didn't notice that another person had appeared on the first wheat sequence instead of him.
"Just meowing, which cute kitten is that?"
The man laughed twice.
The aura in the voice is very strong, the words are clear and powerful, and it gently vibrates the eardrums like a subwoofer.
Purple vest, channel owner—