Before contacting the prey, Lu Jun only thought that Pei Ruozhen was a shrewd and cunning rich boy, otherwise why would Li Tingyi invite himself to deal with the other party
After contact, I found out that Pei Ruozhen is simply a coveted figure and strength, but his brain is not very easy to use, and he is pitiful.
If you are bullied, you will only look at it, and you don't even know how to ask for help, and you don't even know how to ask for help!
"Oh." Li Dong wouldn't ask for help, it was impossible for him to ask for help in his life, he would just watch the male protagonist look through his wallet.
"Hey, there's still a lot of cash." Lu Jun took out all the money in his wallet, stuffed it into his pocket in front of Li Dong's face, then took out a photo, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Who is this woman, yours? First love girlfriend?"
Didn't this stunned, stinky straight man say that he had a girlfriend who had never been in bed
With all due respect, he looks so fucking ugly, and I feel sorry for the aesthetics of straight men.
"No." Li Dong said with a face full of grievances: "That's my mother."
Pei Ruozhen's mother, who was born in a beauty contest, gave birth to an excellent and outstanding son. The mother and son actually look a bit similar.
"...It's pretty." Lu Jun took the photo back and closed his wallet.
Li Dong reached out to pick it up with hope.
"What to pick up? Did I say I'd give it to you?" Lu Jun shoved his wallet into his arms fiercely, and said, "Kiss one." He might not know himself, but he couldn't control it and did it.
"There is a driver..." Li Dong said.
"Stop messing with Lao Tzu." Lu Jun thought for a while, then he squeezed the stupid straight man's chin and kissed him.
The sweet taste in his heart became more and more surging after seeing Li Dong's discomfort.
Shit, he suspects he has an incurable disease.
"Then please keep my wallet, as well as the documents and photos inside." Li Dong said: "Those are very important to me."
"Yeah." Lu Jun said perfunctorily, but he thought in his heart that there are a few important things, and his life is about to die. He cares that these are useful.
"We don't talk about those sensitive topics, and I know you won't tell me either." The stupid straight man and the rich second generation were at peace with the killer who kidnapped him, making people wonder if he knew about his situation: "So let's talk Talk about less sensitive topics... For example, where do you want to go on vacation after this mission?"
Li Dong: "Will this be a secret? It doesn't matter if it is inconvenient to disclose." He seemed so considerate and understanding.
Lu Jun: "How the hell did you grow up?" He felt that it was not easy for someone with the surname Pei to grow up safely to this day. How dare you come to Eastern Europe alone to talk business with this character
Think you're not dying fast enough
He was faintly angry.
But I don't know why I am angry.
"Uh, I grew up eating." Li Dong smiled: "Don't you?" He blinked his eyes humorously.
Lu Jun can't wait to slap over and wink your uncle's eyes, isn't he stupid
"You don't seem to like chatting?" Li Dong said to himself.
Lu · tangled kidnapper · Jun: "It's not that I don't like chatting, but I don't like chatting with silly birds." It's too sweet and boring, do you know? !
Li Dong: "Do you mean me by the stupid bird?" He smiled again: "It seems a bit rude."
"Ha..." Be polite to Lu Jun? "Are you a little stupid?" Lu Jun asked. He pinched Li Dong's face and touched it from side to side. He felt as comfortable as he imagined: "How many years have you been working out?"
The topic changed a bit quickly, but Li Dong readily followed: "For many years, since the student days." Also, he was not used to the dignified palm on his face, and was very shy.
"Oh, so..." Lu Jun, with green eyes, stared intently at the other party's white face: "It's good." He liked this kind of contrast very much, and was surprised to find that it was a hundred times more emotional than Li Tingyi: "cough."
"There is a driver here." Li Dong hid.
"Tsk tsk." Meng is dead, do it.
The kidnapper just teased the stupid prey all the way, and then: "Fuck." He forgot to book the ticket.
Because you have to buy tickets in advance to take the boat, otherwise you will have to wait for the boat in a few days.
And today happened to have a boat.
"Follow me, don't think about running away." Lu Jun pondered for a moment on the shore where the sea breeze was blowing. He was about to find someone to buy tickets at a high price, and warned him before leaving.
"Huh?" Li Dong took his eyes back from the sky, his expression not in the situation.
"It's okay..." Lu Jun said, "Are you hungry?" He found that it was time for lunch.
"I've been hungry for a long time." Li Dong said immediately, "But I didn't dare to disturb you." Because the other party looked troubled, his face was not very good.
An inexplicable sense of guilt
"Are you an idiot? I didn't keep your mouth shut." Lu Jun frowned and said, "I'll find tickets first, and then buy you food."
"Thank you." Li Dong replied gently.
Although Lu Jun said so, but when he passed a hot drink stall, he bought a cup of hot cocoa and stuffed it with a meat dog: "Eat first."
"Thank you." While eating, Li Dong watched the male protagonist anxiously looking for tickets nearby.
Because the ship is about to leave.
"Hello, excuse me..." Lu Jun's fluent English has a hint of aboriginal flavor. The book says that he wandered abroad for many years when he was a child, and experienced a dark childhood that 99% of children have never experienced. .
But if you ask Lu Jun directly, are you having a hard time
He will definitely reply with a sneer: You are the mother who suffers, and your whole family suffers.
Before sailing, Lu Jun carried the two tickets he just got in his pocket, dragged Li Dong and hurried to board the ship: "Come on, I'll get you something to eat after getting on the ship."
"I don't mind." Li Dong followed his fast pace.
The two crowded onto the boat amid the crowd: "Fuck..." Lu Jun was very irritated when he saw that his people could not get on board.
With the help of the male protagonist, Li Dong, the gentleman, successfully completed the difficult goal of (crowding) boarding (public) boat (delivering).
"Weak chicken." Mr. kidnapper complained, leading Mr. 'Weak Chicken' to walk forward without expression.
"I'm just embarrassed to fight with the ladies..." Li Dong gasped, arranging his messy hair and clothes as he explained.
"Then you will never be able to get on the boat." Lu Jun took him through the crowded deck, walked inside the boat, and looked for a restaurant where he could eat.
"This ship is really good. There should be a lot of entertainment programs at night." Li Dong said.
"Those who have no relationship with you." Lu Jun said sarcastically, he hoped that the stupid guy in front of him would figure out what the current situation is
"Okay... I don't have that interest either." Li Dong smiled and continued to watch the surrounding scenery.
"Don't look around." Lu Jun snapped the prey's head back.
A group of colorful bikinis flashed in front of Li Dong's eyes. Unfortunately, he didn't have a chance to see the figure and appearance of those foreign beauties, so Mr. Killer brought him into the restaurant by his ears.
"I saw it just now... er..." Why is the male lead's sneer so dangerous.
Li Dong quickly closed his mouth and looked down at the menu with interest.
"This looks good, do you want a copy?" he said.
"Whatever." Since it was recommended by the silly bird, it's better to try it.
"Then I want this next to me, so I can taste two flavors." Li Dong said with a wink at the kidnapper.
Gives an inexplicable leather feel.
Lu Jun held his face unbearably, why can someone stay by his side so naturally, and he is also a prey... Damn.
He felt that he should be the same as before, showing the attitude of an executioner to let this person know how powerful he is.
The most direct thing is to give the opponent a hard fist right now, and then kick it in the stomach...
However, neurosis!
Why go up and give each other a kick for no reason!
Lu Jun.
you are done.
This started to fail.
"I don't want to drink anything. I just drank a cup of hot cocoa. If you don't mind drinking a cup of hot milk, can you consider giving me a third of it?"
"..." Lao Tzu... I... don't want to talk to you about such a hot topic, please let it go.
So Lu Jun put on a frosty look and warned: "Eat your meal honestly, don't talk to me, understand?"
Li Dong, who received the warning, was as quiet as a chicken, studying the tablecloth with his eyes, nose, nose and heart.
"Waiter, give Lao Tzu a glass of milk." Don't say one-third, the whole glass can be given to him, hum, dry.
This meal, Li Dong ate quietly and gently, and he didn't say a word from the beginning to the end.
But the kidnapper around him was not in a better mood either.
After paying for the meal: "Go back." Even the words were stubborn.
"Okay." Li Dong said, with a comforting smile on his lips.
He walked side by side with Lu Jun, walking down the not spacious aisle, carefully looking for his room.
Because the rooms for the two tickets were not connected, they only looked for one of the rooms.
After finding it: "Go in." Lu Jun rudely pulled the gentleman next to him, he was really annoying and irritable.
"Thank you." Li Dong said.
"You know what kind of thoughts you will bring to others?" Lu Jun entered the door and bullied him.
So Li Dong's chin fell on his hand: "What... what... "
A pure good bullying appearance, what else could it be? Doesn't he have a B number in his heart
"Let me want to rape you all the time." Lu Jun said maliciously: "How is it, are you afraid?"
Hurry up and be scared to pee and show ugly, so that you don't have to seduce people anytime, anywhere.
"You..." Li Dong blinked: "We are all men."
"So what?" Lu Jun felt that he could no longer bear this stupid straight man who went out of the universe. He wanted to let the other party taste gay, because he never wanted to hear that we are all men again!
Who the fuck didn't know they were men!
When Li Dong saw the male lead being handcuffed, he said happily, "Thank you, Mr. kidnapper, I was going to take a shower."
Lu Jun said fiercely: "Really, together."