Li Dong was born in the mid-to-late 1980s, and his parents of that generation were people who had experienced a lot of hardships. When they were later assigned to work within the system, they felt that civil servants were the most popular iron rice bowls in the world.
Naturally, after Li Dong graduated from university, he was also encouraged by his parents to take the civil service exam.
In this way, the girlfriend who has been talking on campus for more than a year blows up.
Because the woman disliked him for not being self-motivated, he was just a poor civil servant and couldn't give her the life she wanted.
It's not that his girlfriend didn't give Li Dong a chance to choose, and asked him: "Listen to my parents and take the civil service exam, or listen to me. Let's do business together." He also said, "What's better than a civil servant now? You Do you have a background? Can you upgrade? Can you afford a house in a first-tier city in the next three years?”
Wasn't Li Dong still young at the time, why did he think his girlfriend was so materialistic
Oh, you must buy a house in a first-tier city. Except for the first-tier cities, the rest are small county towns. Can't live
Naturally, they didn't come to an agreement, and in pursuit of their parents' expectations, they took the exam as a civil servant in the county seat. In a flash, six or seven years have passed. Well, the county house has been bought, but the blind date has failed repeatedly.
There are two reasons, Li Dong doesn't like the woman, and second, the woman doesn't like Li Dong.
The parents were very worried, and regretted that they had not grasped Li Dong's beautiful and capable girlfriend.
If I had been married, my baby would be in elementary school now.
Li Dong himself was quite calm, not in a hurry at all. There are still two reasons. The older you get, the more you understand yourself. Second, you can't fall in love if your gender is wrong.
At this moment, the worry is not how to deal with all kinds of blind dates, but how to come out to the parents. It is said that October 11 is not the International Coming Out Day, so he will wait for the 11th after the long holiday.
The 11th long holiday was coming, and all kinds of blind date parties that Li Dong hated came one after another.
Not only parents, relatives and friends introduced the girl in turn, but even the bosses, colleagues, and even the parents of colleagues began to introduce themselves to people.
Li Dong is in his thirties this year. He is tall and straight, with handsome features.
Although he is from a second- and third-tier city, he is also an elite man with a car and a house, and he belongs to the target that ordinary little girls dare not touch. Because I am afraid that I can't hold it.
People who are not familiar with Li Dong always think that he has to receive WeChat IDs from ten girls a day...
That really isn't there.
The real Li Dong does not accept WeChat accounts from girls. All blind date objects are resolved on the same day and never stay overnight.
This means that the first communication expresses inappropriate meaning.
But he will patiently accompany him to eat, drink, and play.
This is Li Dong's character, casual, soft-hearted, patient, and contented. He is always easy to satisfy with life. I would rather take the time to plant flowers and plants than to study the stock market and financial management.
However, the girls call this lack of self-motivation, so there will be some blind date objects that don't like Li Dong.
I think it's useless to look good, and making money is king.
Recently, a young girl came to the unit. Li Dong couldn't resist the encouragement of her boss, so she took the initiative to add the girl's WeChat account. He thought that he would look up and see him in the future, and he would be a friend if he knew each other, so adding a WeChat account would be normal.
After adding a few words, Li Dong breathed a sigh of relief when he found that the girl didn't want to find a boyfriend yet.
Then I found that the girl is very interesting, sharing some strange things all day long. Some are interesting, some are terrifying.
During the National Day, the girl posted a message on the circle of friends: "A good book that made us cry and cry in those years! [Picture]"
I didn't expect the girl to have a hobby of reading books. This long list of books looks very good.
In order to avoid the blind date, Li Dong and Guoqing returned to his house after No. 1 to live alone.
The days of being a bachelor are somewhat boring. When he saw the book list sent by his sister, he habitually clicked on the link to start reading.
Looking at it, I found that this turned out to be a gay novel. But Li Dong knew at a glance that it was written by a female author. This is too obvious. Even if a real man is GAY, it is not this style of painting.
Then the plot and the characters, it almost blinded Li Dong's eyes.
The protagonist in this book, Shou, does not seem to be a person with human rights, but an object.
Terrible.
The protagonist is sent around like a toy by Slag Gong, but he still loves Slag Gong deeply, because Slag Gong accidentally rescued him once.
"..." Where did you get moved by this kind of plot
Li Dong turned to the ending and glanced at it, the male protagonist and Xiao Gong were happily together... Damn, he quickly turned to the front to see if the protagonist finally took Xiao Gong back.
After reading the last chapter, Li Dong was absolutely down. This whole book did not abuse Xiaogong, and the last chapter in the end still abused Xiaoshou.
Abandoning the book that had read the beginning and end, Li Dong clicked on other links.
Two hours later, he finished the second book without a word.
"Xiaoyan, I'm asking you something..." Li Dong typed this line in the WeChat input field. He tried to endure it or deleted it. He went to the relevant novel post bar to complain.
"What's wrong with this book XXX? Can the protagonist still have some thoughts and self? Does he think of himself as a dog? He is so scumbag and still loves him, and he can still be HE? I don't think the book is faulty, but the author. What's wrong!"
①lou: XX's ancient abuse texts are originally classics of scum attacking the lowly. All of this author's writings are a routine.
② Lou: Haha, people who have seen it come and tell the landlord that this is XX's scumbag attack series. If the landlord doesn't like this kind of thing, don't force it. It is said that some people will never forget it after reading it, and they will never forget the author.
It's a pity that Li Dong didn't see the reply, so he clicked on other links after he complained.
Because I was so angry, I really wanted to see a normal text that after a little abuse, he fought back fiercely and gave the scum gong a little color to read.
We don't ask the protagonist to kill the Quartet, but at least don't be such a bun, don't be so cheap
Aren't we supposed to be self-reliant as human beings
Whether it's in life or in love, give up what you can't get, and really no one likes it like a dog.
Li Dong knew that he was too serious, but he was just a bunch of online novels. No matter how bad you are, no matter how cheap you are, those are fictional characters that do not exist in real life.
But when he read so many novels, no matter how he enlightened himself, he was still so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.
For every protagonist in it, he wanted to grab each other's neck, and shouted to wake him up: "What's so good about that stupid dick, you can find someone a hundred times better than him, why are you obsessed with him!"
The protagonist is very good in other aspects, he needs to have a good appearance, and he needs to have a job. Some of the protagonists are even rich second-generation rich people, but when they meet love, they become idiots and bitches.
This is not to insult the protagonist, Li Dong is just stating the facts.
He thought to himself, if he had a net worth of tens of millions, and had already enjoyed life all over the world, he wouldn't be in a ghost relationship.
After reading the book, he was very depressed.
On the last night of the long vacation, Li Dong fell asleep with a depressed mood.
Before going to bed, he called home and chatted with his parents for half an hour.
While chatting, he suddenly felt his eyelids twitch, and he ended the call.
When I was half awake, Li Dong heard someone calling: "Second Young Master, Second Young Master, why are you lying down here and fell asleep? Young Master is looking for you everywhere."
He thought he was dreaming, not acting in a movie...
As a strong memory surged up, the shock made Li Dong open his eyes. When he saw the feasting environment, he immediately sat up straight from the bar.
Really answer the sentence, who am I? Where am I? What am I doing
"Second Young Master." A hand patted Li Dong's shoulder, startling Li Dong.
"Who are you..." Li Dong went from being stunned to widening his eyes, and in just a few seconds, he blurted out: "Sun Heng?" Sun Heng in the novel
"Yes, it's me." Sun Heng smiled: "Second Young Master, how are you, didn't you drink too much?" By the way, he pointed his finger to the box on the second floor: "Young Young Master came to you and said you haven't come for so long, don't you? fell into the pit?"
"… "Oh shit.
Li Dong secretly pinched his thigh, and grimaced in pain. It seems to be true, fuck, but how did I become the second idiot in the idiot book.
I just finished reading this book a few days ago, and Li Dong remembers it clearly, not even the supporting role of Sun Heng.
He looked at Sun Heng reluctantly: "Why is he looking for me?" This is the dialogue in the book.
If everything is true, Sun Heng will say next: Well, I won't tell you for the time being, the young master wants to give you a surprise.
I saw Sun Heng smiled, and he said to Li Dong: "Well, I won't tell you for the time being, the young master wants to give you a surprise, saying it's a birthday present for you."
This surprise gift is a young man who looks like the white moonlight on the heart of a vicious male partner. His name is Xi Xingling.
Han Yubai, the male lead in the book, initially thought that Xi Xingling was a plaything bought by the eldest brother with money. With the mentality of not playing for nothing, of course he happily accepted it.
Han Yubai soon learned that the young man, who he regarded as a plaything, loved his elder brother with a shameless face.
The author of the abuse article described Han Yubai as arrogant and domineering, and tortured the male protagonist Xi Xingling in different ways every day. Occasionally when I play, I even make a video and send it to my elder brother Han Tianlin to watch.
The last few times were even more extreme, and I actually played group P with my friends.
According to the author's logic, the scumbag Han Tianlin was moved by his sympathy because he saw that Xiaoshou was too good and miserable, and brought Xiaoshou back to his side again.
But it's not over yet.
Even if Xi Xingling temporarily returned to Slag Gong, she was still on call by her perverted brother, which was comparable to free MB...
Li Dong couldn't bear to recall.
He was stunned and bewildered now.
But after all, it was a person who was running three, and no matter how shocked he was in his heart, he didn't appear too flustered.
"Let's go then." Li Dong spoke in his own tone subconsciously, and then quickly put on Han Yubai's rich second-generation character: "What surprise is so mysterious, what the hell is my brother doing?"
Sun Heng: "Hey, you won't know until you go up."
So Li Dong walked in front, he was tall, thin and stylish, dressed like a dog. According to the book, he was born in a rich and noble family, with a beautiful face, young and rich, and is a famous second-generation rich in the city's social scene.
As soon as he appeared in the book, he kicked the door and the waiter, which fully reflected Han Yubai's uninhibited anger in the bar.
When it was Li Dong's turn, he stretched out his hand to open the door and bumped into the waiter. The other party apologized anxiously. He waved his hand to let the other party go.
Sun Heng, who was following behind him, thought to himself: It seems that this young man is in a good mood today.
The circle of people sitting in the box are basically Han Tianlin's friends. They all knew that Han Tianlin was very fond of his younger brother Han Yubai, so all of them were the first to say hello.
"Second Master is here, come here, come and sit."
"Yu Bai, here."
Seeing his beloved brother, Han Tianlin patted the seat beside him.
"Big brother." Li Dong shouted, he looked at Han Tianlin, this man is the biggest boss in the book. He remembered that except for Han Yubai who was safe and sound, the rest of the people who played Xi Xingling with Han Yubai had a miserable end.
When Li Dong walked over, he glanced at Han Tianlin's side. The designer male protagonist, who is stylishly dressed and beautifully dressed, is now sitting obediently beside Han Tianlin.
As soon as he saw himself walking in, his expression seemed to light up, as if there were two clusters of flames inside.
"Second Young Master." The male protagonist of this book is both pitiful in love and a bit coquettish. It seems that in the book, every day is eager to go to Han Tianlin, but Han Tianlin did not accept him, and directly asked him to follow his younger brother.
The male protagonist agreed aggrievedly, and now he greets Han Er Shao warmly when he sees it.
"Brother, this..." Li Dong's reaction was the same as Han Yubai's. The moment he saw the male protagonist, his eyes widened, and he felt unbelievable: "Brother Chen is back?" Dong was not impressed, he only saw that the male protagonist was very bright, and his whole body exuded the breath of me.
"Would you take a closer look?" Han Tianlin smiled funny.
"No, he's not a minister." Li Dong squinted and pouted after seeing through, showing no interest: "What are you asking me for?" He sat down beside Han Tianlin, a seat away from Xi Xingling.
"Hahahaha." Han Tianlin laughed a few times and said, "What's the matter, it's not Achen, you're not interested anymore?" As the eldest brother, he knows who he loves in his heart.
But that is the master who cannot be forced, and Han Yubai cannot afford to offend him at all.
Li Dong glanced at the male protagonist again and thought, I don't want such a big trouble. But he is soft-hearted. If he refuses to take over the male lead, Han Tianlin should give Xi Xingling to others.
Li Dong's attitude towards the male protagonist is, at most, anger at his unwillingness to mourn his misfortune. In the days after he finished reading the book, he really had a very strong idea, jumping into the book and teaching the stupid male protagonist and the scumbag to be human...
But as an adult man, the excitement is only temporary.
Now that I'm in this book, Li Dong is in a daze, completely stunned.
I can still go back to the original world and continue to have a blind date, ahhh, can I continue to be a happy single dog
"What are you doing, still not conscious?" Han Tianlin saw that his younger brother was silent, so he turned his head and glanced at Xi Xingling: "You know what I asked you to do today, you know very well, if you can do it, go ahead, if you don't do it, get out as soon as possible, and later Don't show up in front of me."
"Brother Tianlin, Second Young Master, he may not like me..." Xi Xingling said, after all, Han Yubai only glanced at herself after coming in, and then showed an expression of disgust.
"Crack!" Han Tianlin slapped his backhand, making Li Dong feel a pain in his eyes: "If you don't like it, let him like it, you can't even do this, who likes you?"
Looking at it from Li Dong's point of view, Xi Xingling covered her face, gasped for a moment, and sighed.
"Also, it's not your name, brother, what kind of thing are you? Don't you know?" Han Tianlin hummed: "A little duck who is begging for a fuck, where does the madness come from."
"I'm sorry..." Xi Xingling, who was beaten, said in a hoarse voice, "Young Master, I won't dare next time." Then she raised her face, revealing the swollen half of her face that was slapped by Han Tianlin. Those five slap prints were bright red and striking. , but he could still laugh: "If you feel angry, you can give me a slap again."
Li Dong saw the male protagonist's humiliation with his own eyes, and in his heart he just felt that it was getting old.
"Hey, if you want to fan, do you have the right to speak?" Han Tianlin scolded: "Close your saucy mouth and look at me less saucy, I don't like men's assholes."
After scolding Xi Xingling, Han Tianlin turned his head to look at his younger brother: "There's nothing good about this thing, it just has a face, and it looks pretty good. If you don't like it, I'll tell him to get out."
Before Li Dong spoke, Xi Xingling, who had just been scolded by Han Tianlin, became anxious: "Young Master..." What he said just now was just to test what Han Ershao meant, not to resist going to Han Ershao.
"Clap!" Han Tianlin raised his arm and slapped it again, hitting the original half of the face: "What are you talking about when we two brothers talk?" He ordered: "Kneel down! If you dare to say a word again, find someone to turn around. Do you believe it or not?"
Li Dong looked at Xi Xingling and knelt down with a thud, her shoulders were trembling.
Li Dong sighed secretly, the cheap young man in the book was only twenty-three years old, and he had just graduated from college not long ago. She is beautiful and aura, and it is said that she has a promising future working in a design company under the Han clan.
"He's such a bitch, he's annoying to look at." Han Tianlin said irritably, he stretched out his hand and pulled the tie around his neck, complaining to his younger brother, "I just rescued him once by accident, and ended up being entangled by him. It's like dog skin ointment, you can't get rid of it." I heard that he recently joined Han's company, which made Han Tianlin's attitude towards him worse and worse, and he couldn't get better at all.
"Brother, you beat his face like this, how can I be so rude?" Li Dong complained casually, but he didn't really feel sorry for Xi Xingling, but only for the face that looked like Bai Yueguang.
"If you didn't tell me earlier, I thought you weren't interested." Han Tianlin really doted on Han Yubai, and when he heard the words, he immediately said, "That person will be given to you, you can play whatever you want, you're welcome. He is a man. It's so cheap, I think about being fucked by men all day long." I didn't like men, so I thought of throwing the bitch that was clinging to my brother to my brother.
Li Dong remembered that Han Tianlin was a straight man. He never played with men. Before he was with Xi Xingling, he only accepted sex with women.
"Well, I see." Li Dong said impatiently, and he hooked his fingers to Xi Xingling, who was kneeling on the ground: "Come here and sit on my side." He was afraid that Han Tianlin would have a whim, and slapped the male protagonist if he disagreed. .
"Go, sit on your lap." Han Tianlin said.
Li Dong: "..."
When he was holding the tall and thin body of the male protagonist, to be honest, he was a little confused in his heart.
After all, Li Dong is also an ascetic who has not touched a man for many years. The young man is full of energy, and sometimes he can't help but be impulsive.
Besides, Xi Xingling is handsome and slender, with fair skin. Leaving aside her cheap personality, her appearance condition is very good.
"Second Young Master." His voice was also nice, maybe because he was unfamiliar, he seemed a little timid: "Young Young Master asks me to kiss you, okay?"
It turned out that when Li Dong was distracted, Han Tianlin gave another order, and he asked Xi Xingling to take the initiative to kiss his brother's mouth.
Li Dong was stunned for a moment, then said, "It's fine for the public." He stretched his arms around Xi Xingling's waist, and immediately felt a very thin and flexible touch, so he took the belt into his arms and teased, "If you want to kiss me, you can do it. , go back to the house, kiss."
Han Tianlin: "Then don't stay, go." He talked to his friends about something, and let his younger brother have fun.
Li Dong is very clear about the next plot. He nodded to Han Tianlin, then squeezed Xi Xingling's chin and kissed his cheek that was blushing by Han Tianlin's beating: "Let's go, don't disturb eldest brother."
"Hello." Han Tianlin glanced at Xi Xingling deliberately: "Serve my brother well, if you make him unhappy, you know I won't forgive you lightly."
Xi Xingling immediately smiled and said, "Young Master, I know, I will take good care of Second Young Master." He was reluctant to part and stared at Han Tianlin very greedily, reluctant to look away.
He hoped that Han Ershao could stay for a while, but it was impossible.
Before meeting Ershao Han, Xi Xingling had heard of Han Yubai's personality. He is definitely a violent second-generation ancestor, the kind who will take half his life at every turn.
He was very scared when he came, but he couldn't match his love for Han Tianlin, so he dressed up and came over.
In fact, Xi Xingling has just finished her work. He is a designer during the internship period. He has a lot of work explained by his boss. In the newcomer period, you should work harder than others, so now I get off work very late every day and I am very tired.
"Go." Li Dong patted his thigh and made him stand up.
Xi Xingling didn't dare to hesitate, he quickly stood up and waited obediently. That tall and slender figure is really good, and he is very good at dressing up, but it is a pity that Han Tianlin scoffs at him, and it is annoying to look at him more.
"Big brother..." Li Dong also stood up. He wanted to say, let's go first, but when he thought of Han Ershao's temperament and personality, he closed his mouth and changed his words: "Is it really for me? What can you do to him? You won't be angry, will you?"
Xi Xingling was a little worried when he heard it, but he didn't blame Han Tianlin for giving him to Han Er Shao, but he was afraid that Han Er Shao would be too cruel to him.
"Of course, it's yours if it's given to you, you can play as you like." Han Tianlin said to his brother in a friendly way, but he didn't look at Xi Xingling, who had a deep-rooted love for him: "If he doesn't obey, tell me, and I'll help You clean him up."
Li Dong hooked his mouth and smiled: "It's not necessary, if he doesn't obey, I will deal with him severely." Then he put his pocket in his pocket and left without anyone else.
That tall and thin young man, before he turned around to follow, his eyes were glued to Han Tianlin like dog skin ointment, and his eyes were full of reluctance.
"Young Master, can you have a word with me?" For the sake of being so obedient, Nian is going to serve Han Ershao right away, right
"Words?" Han Tianlin was quite surprised, he turned his face and smiled, and gave Xi Xingling a cold word: "Go away."
After listening to this rolling word, Xi Xingling was satisfied and said with joy: "Okay, let's go." He smiled really photogenic. It's a pity that Han Tianlin just doesn't like to play with men, otherwise such a beautiful little fresh meat would have been eaten in his mouth long ago.
"Young master..." Xi Xingling wanted to say something, but Li Dong covered her mouth with her hand from behind.
"Don't be so nonsense." Li Dong whispered in his ear, and then forcefully took people away, but he said it was dragging and pulling. However, he was measured and did not hurt Xi Xingling, and even let him go outside the box.
"Second Young Master." Xi Xingling couldn't breathe after covering his mouth just now, but now he finally got fresh air, which made him fear Li Dong. After all, this person's reputation is not good, so he timidly apologized: "I'm sorry. , I didn't mean to dawdle just now." He hoped that the second ancestor was not angry.
Of course Li Dong knew that the protagonist of Bian Shou just loved Han Tianlin so much that he had no personality.
"Big brother has a bad temper. You don't have to talk in front of him in the future, otherwise you won't be slapped." After speaking, Li Dong felt that he was talking in vain. .
He closed his mouth and said as he walked, "Follow up, go to your house and talk about it." When walking down the stairs, Li Dong suddenly remembered that Xi Xingling was hungry when she came to see Han Tianlin, and was immediately played by Han Yubai all night. , did not eat the next day, successfully tossed to shock...
"Ah?" Xi Xingling opened her mouth in surprise, didn't she go to the hotel
He didn't mind the other party coming to his house, but the single apartment was very small. It only cost 2,500 yuan to rent it. Of course, the environment is not very good, and it is not a prosperous area in the city center. It is a bit far from here.
He was afraid that Li Dong would dislike it: "Second Young Master, why don't you go to the hotel, my bed is too small, I'm afraid you won't be happy with it."
Li Dong twitched the corners of his mouth, admiring this man so much that he didn't think of himself as a human being.
So he frowned, changed his mind and said, "Forget it, let's go to the restaurant to eat first." I just thought that Xi Xingling had a serious stomach problem and other physical problems, which were all caused by tossing.
"Huh?" Xi Xingling was stunned again. He secretly raised his hand to look at his watch and saw that it was 9:30 pm. It was too late for dinner and too early for supper. He followed Beside Li Dong, he said enthusiastically, "Didn't the second young master have dinner?"
Is it the same as yourself? That was so good, I'm so hungry now!
The man being questioned glanced at him and said nothing.
Going down the last stairs, Li Dong swaggered out, and everyone who knew him greeted him: "Hi, Second Young Master, are you going back so early?"
These people knew Han Yubai, not Li Dong himself.
For Li Dong, this is a virtual world, and only himself is real. Therefore, he is somewhat indifferent, ignoring Han Yubai's social circle.
Xi Xingling followed behind him step by step. He wanted to walk with Li Dong's arm several times, but he was too cowardly. He really didn't know how to please the young master.
Because I have heard too many rumors about Han Yubai, but Xi Xingling always feels that the second young master seems to be a little different from the rumors
Walking to Han Yubai's parking spot, Li Dong opened the co-pilot's door: "Get in the car."
"..." The other party's voice was of a lazy kind, definitely not impatient or unhappy, so Xi Xingling felt flattered: "Thank you, Second Young Master." He sat up happily, except for a little nervousness , turned out to be beautiful.