However, after missing for one night, Jiang Liannan couldn't do anything if he wanted to sleep peacefully.
He had just fallen into a daze when the deadly serial CALL of the old man at home came.
"Anan, why didn't you go home last night?" The angry voice of the old man of the Jiang family came from the phone. He is in his sixties this year and is currently idle at home: "Tomorrow Wuhou wedding, I heard that you do not want to be best man?"
He and Chen Wuhou's father were old friends, and the two families had frequent contacts.
That is to say, in the past few years, Chen Wuhou's parents went abroad for retirement, so they didn't see each other very often.
Chen Wuhou will marry tomorrow. Although he is married to a young girl from a small family, Jiang Liannan, as a peer, can't help but give this face to his eldest brother's marriage.
Jiang Liannan was not very happy when he was woken up by the phone. He was even more upset when he heard the words of Chen Wuhou and the wedding: "Dad, I'm going to be the best man, aren't you afraid of dying?" He likes Chen Wuhou.
"Ren Wuhou is married and has a child, Anan, can you be more mature?" Mr. Jiang is not only a son of Jiang Liannan, but their Anan is the youngest and the family is spoiled.
If Jiang Liannan likes someone next to him, Mr. Jiang will tie someone up to his younger son in minutes and nights without a second thought.
But it's not good who this kid likes, but he likes the only son in the family, the point is that people don't like him yet.
Jiang Liannan had a stomach full of grievances that he couldn't express, but he thought about it, he just put Chen Wuhou's son to sleep, so he evened out: "Well, I won't be the best man, it's no problem to go to the wedding."
He regretted it as soon as he finished speaking. He couldn't attend this wedding, and there were people he didn't want to meet.
"dad… "
"Okay, let's say that. Anyway, you are brothers, and you have to attend this wedding." Mr. Jiang felt sorry for his younger son, he sighed secretly, and persuaded: "I don't know if I should say it or not. …”
"Then don't talk about it." Jiang Liannan was extremely depressed.
"I think it's time to talk about it." Mr. Jiang said, "Anan, you have liked Marquis Wu for so many years. When you were young, you liked him. Dad understands. He is young and handsome." Like: "But he's already a four-year-old man, you're not tired of it..."
"dad!"
"Listen to me, if I were you, I would look for someone young and beautiful. Who is better than Marquis Chen Wu, right?" Mr. Jiang said meaningfully, "A man over forty is not very useful, you understand?"
Jiang Liannan moved his body, but the pain was still there. He found that he couldn't refute it. It was indeed the young man who had more firepower.
"Okay, okay, I won't tell you." Thinking of the fierce Xiao Xianrou, I felt uncomfortable.
Jiang Liannan hung up the old man Jiang, and he didn't wake up until twelve o'clock in the hotel.
He slowly washed his face, then stood in a daze in front of the mirror: "..." Last night, he lied that he was 25 years old, but the innocent and deceitful little fresh meat had no doubts: "..." Tsk tsk, really stupid.
My skin is still in good condition, but I've lost love for a few days, staying up late to drink alcohol, hurting my liver and lungs, and I'm a little haggard.
Jiang Liannan sighed softly, picked up his clothes and put them on.
After he went out, he went to the restaurant he usually went to for breakfast. The movements of walking and sitting made him cautious and did not dare to be rash; then he accidentally remembered Chen Shen's firm muscles and warm chest. , the feeling of pillow on it is still fresh in my memory.
Jiang Liannan showed melancholy. He took out the note from his pocket. Although he knew that he would not call, he still pressed the numbers into his mobile phone one by one.
Remarks Nickname: Secret that can't be told.
Waiting for the break for breakfast, Jiang Liannan logged into the usual gay forum and updated the log.
A few days ago, Chen Wuhou suddenly posted an invitation. After he wrote a heartbreaking update, he disappeared from the world.
Going up and looking now, the article is full of comfort and sympathy.
So-and-so A: "God damn it, the male god who has been in love for fifteen years should send you a wedding invitation, it's really hurtful, woo woo woo, so sad."
So-and-so B: "I've been chasing this post for many years, but this is the end! I can't accept it like the landlord, and I feel very uncomfortable."
So-and-so C: "I grew up reading the landlord's posts. I always thought that the landlord was a very good person. Now I don't believe in love anymore."
So-and-so D: "He wants to get married and let him go. The landlord will let him go, and one day he will meet your real son. Come on, don't be sad, hug."
So-and-so E: "Come on, I don't know how to comfort you. It's really distressing. We hope you can cheer up, cry a lot, and set sail again, okay?"
China's GAY circle is scattered everywhere, and there is no one to rely on. It is the phenomenon in this post.
All messages for comfort are zeros, because the number of small attacks is scarce, and good quality attacks can be said to be rare.
This forum has a section called Raiders of Straight Guys.
There are too many zeros, and there are no two brushes in the circle, so I can't find my husband at all.
It's not easy to get off the list, attacking straight men is a way, but it's very difficult.
If you come back with an old ID of more than ten years, it is a blatant example of failure. People have insisted on straight men for more than ten years, and in the end they got a wedding invitation.
During the period, the straight man has never been married, and the interaction with the landlord is also very basic. The Xiaolings once thought that they would eventually succeed.
In the end, I lost to women and children. The landlord is so sad now that he hasn't shown up for two days, so pitiful.
Just when the little zeros were sad and sad, if you came back, this ID suddenly updated a log.
The title is: "I'm in a mess right now, I know I shouldn't say it, but if I don't say it, I'll suffocate to death."
Content: Then I'll go straight to the main course. My previous relationship was that a man who had been in love for more than ten years suddenly got married and sent me invitations. I hated him terribly.
The main dish is, this dish may be a little sweet, I'm afraid you can't eat it.
(Most of Xiao Ling's mentality, Jiang Liannan is very clear, they don't care about morality or immorality at all, as long as there is a young, handsome and tall Xiao Gong who can lick it, he is willing to kneel down and call his father)
The main course was that I put the tall, handsome and capable son of my bitter love to sleep who had just turned 20.
Not showing off, I'm scared now, you know
I know the identity of the child, but the child does not know my identity.
Tomorrow night to attend his dad's wedding, I must be at the main table, he is also at the main table!
I just asked what to do when we met. If someone can solve this problem, I will give him a big red envelope.
This is the end of the post, and the message exploded after it was sent.
A forum with 800,000 to 900,000 registered users and less than 100,000 simultaneous online users instantly crowded Jiang Liannan's posts to the ground.
So-and-so A: "My God, you are young and handsome and have strong abilities, and you say it's not showing off, tsk tsk, who would believe it?"
So-and-so B: "This operation is very coquettish, Lou Lou, quickly pass on your experience, I also want a handsome little husband who just turned 20 years old."
So-and-so C: "Come on brother! I just heard that you were broken up, and I was about to write a long article to comfort you, but you, you... you, I should comfort myself!"
So-and-so D: "It's really sweet, and the husband of the child is not bad either. Lou Lou took the opportunity to hook up at the wedding, and once he was born, he was mature again. After sleeping a lot, he became emotional."
So-and-so E: "Little boy... What should I do if I'm so sweet, jealous! If I were the landlord, I would chase him. I've already slept anyway, so it won't be difficult to sleep again."
If you come back and reply to so-and-so D: "sweet with bitterness, sugar is poisonous, I like his father's people, like children's bodies."
If you come back and reply to so-and-so E: "chasing a ball, if his father finds out about this, I will die ugly."
So-and-so F: "I like his body, tsk tsk, Lou Lou is scumbag. If I were his father, I would definitely not let you go."
If you come back and reply to such and such F: "Thank you, you can't be his father in your life, and you can't give birth to such a good son."
So-and-so G: "It's like the plot in a novel, but it's still sweet, hum!"
So-and-so H: "I also want an affair like Loulou, a 20-year-old Xiaogong or something, why can't I meet it."
So-and-so I: "Why is he handsome and tall? It won't be a 170 and a three-pointed face, just be a handsome and tall person?"
If you come back and reply to so-and-so I: "If I want to make you happy, I can't bear to make you unhappy."
Chen Can's face is at least eight points, and he is over 1.85 meters tall. Those who have not seen a few high-quality attackers must be suspicious.
Even if you take a picture, you will say: "Looking for a picture from the Internet, right?"
After Jiang Liannan finished his breakfast, he put away his mobile phone and went to a massage parlor, where he found the top masseuse to massage his whole body.
He didn't care about the hickeys on his body, these hickeys didn't prove anything, they just proved that he had a man with strong X ability, no big deal.
After doing this, Jiang Liannan received a call from Qingba and asked him if he would come tonight.
Suddenly, I met a little fresh meat, and I rolled on the bed with him all night. Now I am tired like a dog. Jiang Liannan doesn't want to go to the bar.
He told the foreman: "I may not be there these days, you should watch."
Then Jiang Liannan went home, went to his old man's room to say hello, went straight to the room and fell asleep.
Li Dong's cell phone didn't ring that day. He guessed that Jiang Liannan was probably scared by himself and regretted it. Now he is preparing to overthrow it.
[Let's chat with brothers] WeChat group.
Chen Wuhou invited Chen to join the group.
Chen joined the group.
Chen Wuhou: "Brothers, this is my son @陈神. I have been studying abroad before, but now I am back to study at university. Come and say hello to all uncles."
Chen Wuhou: "@fengmantang is uncle man, @fuchangyin is uncle Yin, @jiangliannan is uncle Nan."
Chen Shen: "@FengMantangManshu hello, @ FuchangyinYinUncle hello, @jiangliannanLianshu hello, I am ginseng, participating ginseng, not ginseng's ginseng [little sun]"
Chen Wuhou was surprised. He had always wanted his son Chen Can to be familiar with his brothers.
However, Chen Shen was reluctant to contact her, and her character developed the independence of a foreign child, and she didn't like to socialize with friends of her father's generation.
In a blink of an eye, Chen Can turned 20, and Chen Wuhou felt that his son's previous petty willfulness had subsided, and now he has become very likable.
Feng Mantang: "Yo, Shenshen, Uncle Man can finally play with you. Your dad should have pulled you out long ago."
Fu Changyin: "@Chen Can, well, tomorrow your dad's wedding, Uncle Yin will give you a red envelope."
Chen Wuhou: "The hall is full, what's the matter of slipping away, you think you are like Tianbao in your family, and you are raised like a little wolf dog.
Chen Shen: "Thank you, Uncle Yin, for being nice and waiting for the red envelope."
Feng Mantang: "Hahaha, how good, Uncle Man will also give you a red envelope tomorrow."
Chen Shen: "Then I also thank Uncle Man [naughty]"
Jiang Liannan was lying on the bed, looking at the mischievous expression with a dull face. He was in a complicated mood, and his butt was aching.
If he hadn't tasted Chen Shen's greatness last night, he might have treated Chen Shen as a child like everyone else, chatted a bit about his family, and then gave out red envelopes.
Jiang Liannan: "Shen Shen... Why am I Uncle Lian? Just call me Uncle Nan. I will also give you a red envelope tomorrow."
Jiang Liannan edited this line of words for a long time, and he dared to send it out when he saw that there was nothing wrong with it.
Across the network, no one knows anyone.
As for tomorrow's wedding, there is an old Chinese saying that the boat will go straight to the bridge.
Chen Can: "Thank you, Uncle Lian."
Jiang Liannan: "..." Gritting his teeth, this child is really naughty, reminding people of his heroic appearance on the bed.
No, you can't keep thinking about it.
In the future, I want to be a harmonious and friendly uncle and nephew.
Chen Can: "Okay, Uncle Nan."
Jiang Liannan: "..." In fact, he is quite good-natured, reminding people of his heroic appearance on the bed.
My god, want to die.
At this time, retreat is the kingly way, and if we continue to chat, there may be a big problem.
Chen Wuhou: "Fourth, tomorrow's wedding, I won't force you to be the best man, but you have to attend. There are four of my brothers, and I can't do without anyone."
Feng Mantang and Fu Changyin chose to spy on the screen, and feelings such as feelings cannot be forced, they are not easy to intervene.
Jiang Liannan: "I'm not the best man. I will attend the wedding."
Chen Wuhou: "That's good, now there are only a few brothers left and you are not married. I won't urge you to do anything. I just hope you have a good time and don't toss yourself."
Jiang Liannan: "Now you are busier than me. You are a wife and a child, so worry about your own affairs. I will feed the whole family alone and not be hungry, and my days will be smarter than yours."
The few who peeped at the screen could see that Jiang Liannan was holding his breath, and speaking to Chen Wuhou was secretly thorny.
Chen Wuhou: "Okay, it's fine, and you're right, my wife and children are indeed not as good as when I was young. The fourth child, we are all old, I hope you will understand."
Jiang Liannan: "Bah, the old one is you, not me, I am eighteen years old."
Chen Can: "It's so narcissistic."
Feng Mantang: "Shen Shen, your uncle Nan is the most narcissistic."
Jiang Liannan: "@Chen Shen, don't you believe it?" He was secretly relieved, you little idiot, didn't foolishly believe your uncle's evil last night.
Chen Can: "I don't believe it, unless you send a photo."
Jiang Liannan: "If you don't send it, there are people in the group. Whoever sends me a photo cheaply, I'm anxious with you."
Chen Can: "Okay, if Uncle Nan doesn't send it, forget it."
Others in the group peeping at the screen really want to be cheap, but thinking that Jiang Liannan is in a bad mood these days, it is better not to provoke them.
Jiang Liannan sighed inwardly, he thought to himself, my good ginseng, your uncle Nan is bitter, you can't send you photos, you don't want to see me in your life, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous.
Chen Can: "Uncles, I'll go to bed first, the jet lag has not reversed since I just returned to China."
Jiang Liannan edited a line of words in the edit column and deleted them all.
Feng Mantang: "Shen Shen, add uncle as a friend and keep in touch in the future."
Chen Can: "Okay, I'll add you guys."
Li Dong opened the WeChat business cards of several uncles and sent friend requests one by one.
"..." Jiang Liannan looked at the consent button, he was so tangled that his hair was about to fall out, and he couldn't press it any more.
Put your finger on the rejection side, God, this one is harder.
After thinking about it, he agreed, and then waited for Chen Can to greet him.
When the time comes, he can reply: You are not saying that you are jet lag, go to bed quickly.
However, when he fell asleep by himself, Chen Shen's text messages never came in.
After everyone added friends, the WeChat group became quiet.
Until after eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, Jiang Liannan posted a circle of friends: "I slept too much during the day, and I couldn't sleep at night."
Make someone visible.
He felt that he was ill, and he was not very ill. He needed a little comfort from the children to sleep obediently.
Chen Can: "Uncle Lian, are you still not sleeping so late?"
Jiang Liannan: "Call me Uncle Lian again?"
Chen Can: "Uncle Nan."
Jiang Liannan: "Good, Uncle Nan can't sleep, maybe he slept too much during the day."
Chen Shen: "I just woke up and went downstairs to eat something."
Jiang Liannan: "It's easy to gain weight by eating late at night." For more than ten years, he was used to maintaining his figure, and he didn't eat supper at all at night.
Chen Shen: "I'm still growing, Uncle Nan."
Jiang Liannan: "..." When he saw those words, he felt a wave in his heart, and the picture of Bai Huahua came to his mind last night, and he couldn't stop it.
The 20-year-old boy is still growing. According to Chen Shen's current height, he can at least grow two or three centimeters.
Chen Shen: "Uncle Nan, if you can't sleep, would you like me to read you some bedtime stories?"
Jiang Liannan couldn't control his fingers at all. He shamelessly typed: "Yes." Then he immediately clicked to send: "!!!" I regretted it in a mess, can I withdraw it!
I don't want to hear the child's magnetic low voice at all.
"Then I'll look for it, Uncle Nan wait a moment." From this message, Li Dong used voice input.
"..." Jiang Liannan opened his eyes blankly, he only had one feeling at the moment, that his ears were fucked and pregnant.
While thinking that I really didn't want to listen to this crisp and rippling attack sound, I got up and found my high-definition headphones, looking forward to the little bedtime stories the children read to me.
Well, what is going on with this mentality of stripping away and waiting for a hug, it's so shameful.
Li Dong said in his gentle and low voice: "In a very deep, deep seabed, there is a majestic castle, in which live six mermaid princesses, all of them are very beautiful.
Especially the youngest princess, she has long blond hair and is prettier than her sisters. She likes to hear many new things on the sea from her sisters. Therefore, the little princess often thinks that one day she will be able to go to the sea to see by herself. Look… "
A voice bar lasts about 30 seconds, and Jiang Liannan knew as soon as he heard it that this was the story of the Little Mermaid.
I've seen it before, and I thought it was an idiot.
It sounds so beautiful now, this story is touching, both romantic and poignant.
The sound of reading the story is full of the taste of the ocean, and the listeners can imagine a picture when they close their eyes: the beautiful and lovely little mermaid, she is singing on the beach, waiting for her prince with joy.
"..." Although it was beautiful, Jiang Liannan felt depressed when he heard the second half. This is a story of BE, and the other party actually read the story of BE to himself, what kind of mentality.
Li Dong: "The mermaid princess is shouting, no! No! Prince, I saved you! The prince heard the voice of the little mermaid..."
In the original story, the prince did not hear the voice of the little mermaid at all, he married another girl.
This ending can be said to be abusive, and Li Dong himself did not like this ending. The story he read to Jiang Liannan was the HE version. In the end, the little mermaid and the prince lived a happy life.
Jiang Liannan was extremely surprised, because he didn't expect Li Dong to change the ending of the story and forcibly become the HE version, but he listened to it very well and was super cured.
I feel that this is the real end of the story, and the original version is a knockoff.
Chen Can: "Uncle Lian, the story is over, are you asleep?"
"It's not Uncle Lian..." Deleted: "Don't call me Uncle Lian..." Deleted: "Well, the story is not bad, what's the name of this story?" Click Send immediately.
Chen Shen: "Don't you know about Uncle Lian? This story is called the story of a mermaid, Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale, and I thought everyone knew it."
Jiang Liannan rolled his eyes in hiding under the covers, he thought, really, since everyone knows it, you are blatantly tampering with the ending, who are you coaxing
"It turned out to be Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale. I'll buy a copy and read it another day." Humph, expose your lies.
Chen Shen: "Don't buy it, if you want to see it, I'll give you a copy."
Jiang Liannan: "Alright, I'm afraid to buy a copycat version." The endings of BE are all copycat versions, and the healing version read by children is the genuine one, he said.
Chen Shen: "Mmmmmm, I gave you the genuine one." Then he sent a second message: "Uncle Nan, it's very late now, go to bed."
Jiang Liannan: "Good night." My God, such a gentle and innocent child, does the other party think Andersen's fairy tales are very unpopular
Chen Can: "Good night, Uncle Nan."
Jiang Liannan couldn't take it anymore, so he immediately posted on his Moments with a picture of The Little Mermaid: "It turns out that some people can be so gentle, because they don't want me to see the ending of BE, they stop me from reading a certain book, the key is Yes... this book is rotten, kid."
Set someone and someone's dad invisible.