It was after seven o'clock when they got home, it was just dark in the summer, the night wind was blowing outside the window, and occasionally there was a noise or two from the neighbors.
It is also thanks to the fact that during this time period, every household is very active, getting off work, cooking, and taking care of the children. Those noises from life can overwhelm Ye Zeqian's voice.
Otherwise, Li Dong's apartment, No. 603, will definitely become a big gangster who has been blacklisted by the whole community after tonight.
From seven o'clock to ten o'clock, before the dead of night, Ye Zeqian can be considered to let Li Dong go, and has no strength to catch Li Dong again.
"..." Yaoshou.
Li Dong took a break, and his face was filled with the pain of Lao Tzu returning to the West.
Just now it wasn't that he wanted to be endless, it was that President Ye was endless with him, even if he wanted to rest.
"What about you..." Ye Zeqian saw him hiding from him like a dead dog, his face darkened, and he seemed to be slandering him.
"..." At first, Li Dong wanted to show Ye Zeqian some color, but he basically disappeared without a trace in the second half of the court. Now he doesn't even bother to say a word.
"In the beginning, I made myself so powerful." Ye Zeqian pulled on the quilt and beeped softly.
"Have you misunderstood a man's abilities?" Li Dong couldn't hold back and looked back at him resentfully.
Ye Zeqian stopped talking, he took a slow breath, moved his position, and approached Li Dong.
"Come on, let me tell you some data." Li Dong said: "The average length of males in China is 12-14cm, and the average duration is 11 minutes and 20 seconds. Think about it with your own butt, and I will give it to the compatriots with low data. How many points did you raise?"
"Oh." Ye Zeqian said, "It's the same as the truth."
Li Dong said: "You don't understand this, don't you? Eighty percent of what you hear from the people around you is fake data. It's impossible for a man to admit that he is short and fast. As for whether he is really short and fast, he is the only one. Partner knows."
"Humph..." Ye Zeqian hummed.
Li Dong squeezed his handsome face: "I am your partner, and only you know if I am short and fast."
"That's for sure." Mr. Ye immediately grabbed Mr. Xu's ear: "If you dare to let others know..." The consequences should not be good.
Because it didn't hurt, Li Dong didn't bother to save his face, so he said, "You're in good spirits, you can order two takeaways with your mobile phone."
"I don't eat takeout." Ye Zeqian frowned, "Why don't I get up and do it?"
That's what he said, but he didn't move.
I remember who said that when you go to your partner's house for the first time, don't cook or wash the dishes, otherwise this job will be your job in the future.
Li Donghui's eyes were like torches, and she could see that Ye always didn't want to work.
"No, it's better for me to go." As far as the matter is concerned, it was the first time that the subject came to stay overnight, and it was impossible for people to work.
Li Dong was not that kind of person. He got up and put on his clothes and fiddled around in the kitchen.
Ye Zeqian lay in bed in a daze, he was thinking about things, thinking that when he first stepped into this apartment, he was very unfamiliar. Even if he knew that this was the residence of the other half, he could not find a sense of belonging.
When I slammed the door and left, I probably had shit in my head because all I could think about was getting a divorce.
Thinking of it now, my face hurts, childish.
Lying on the bed of the legal object, there is no strangeness anymore, so I got up and rummaged through the closet, looking for clean clothes to take a bath.
Mr. Xu, who looks serious, has a floor-to-ceiling mirror in the bathroom.
Mr. Ye saw the strawberries all over his body in the mirror: "Tsk tsk, it's a dog..." He didn't even think about scratching and biting people beyond recognition.
In the kitchen, Li Dong has basically done what he should do, and when the millet porridge is ready, he can cook.
"What's for dinner?" Ye Zeqian asked.
"Millet porridge." Li Dong smiled: "This is your recipe for tomorrow and the day after tomorrow."
"It's light enough." Ye Zeqian said, leaning against the door, the bright brows on his brows were probably unique to the newlyweds.
Then there is dinner and rest.
The quarrel was inexplicably turned over, as if it never existed.
Li Dong's good mood early in the morning was completely destroyed by the horrible face in the mirror.
Is this your own face
Before looking in the mirror, his impression of himself was that he was very handsome.
After looking in the mirror, it does not match the impression, and it is completely different.
Ye Zeqian accidentally saw that Li Dong had been looking in the mirror in the bathroom.
He was so guilty that he didn't dare to come in to brush his teeth and wash his face, which shows how ruined Li Dong's face was.
"Mr. Ye." Li Dong said, "Find a box of Band-Aids for me in the second drawer of the bedside table."
"Oh." Ye Zeqian responded, and immediately went out to look for Li Dong. He muttered as he looked, "How many do you have to post?"
Ye Zeqian went to deliver the Band-Aid, and by the way stood beside him humbly, washing his face and brushing his teeth.
Li Dong didn't scold him, didn't talk about him, just took the Band-Aid and put it on himself.
"Can you go to work today?" Li Dong said.
"Yes." Ye Zeqian spat out the mouthwash and took another sip: "Just don't take the stairs."
"Then go early." Li Dong shaved.
People with strong observation skills can basically see a lot of living habits and personal qualities after getting along one night and one morning.
Ye Zeqian came into close contact with the man he had a crush on, and felt very gratifying. So far, he has not found any detail that disappointed him.
This seems to be taken for granted.
Because of enough experience.
From the beginning to the present, for hundreds of years, if Li Dong had any bad habits, he would have been corrected hundreds of times.
in the car.
Ye Zeqian answered a call, it was his mother Bai Xuan: "Mom? Well, early."
Bai Xuan: "Linda, you left the company at noon and didn't go home at night. I'm worried that something happened to you."
Usually, in this case, Ye Zeqian would remember to call home.
So much happened between noon yesterday and this morning.
"Sorry, I forgot to tell you." Ye Zeqian apologized: "I was at a friend's house last night, and now I'm on my way to the company."
"Really okay?" Bai Xuan asked.
"It's really fine." Ye Zeqian said, "I'll go home from get off work in the afternoon."
"Okay, then I'll ask Auntie to cook soup and wait for you." Bai Xuan said.
"Okay." Ye Zeqian put down his phone: "President Xu, can I tell my mother that we are married?"
"Of course you can." Li Dong was stunned for a while: "You don't need to ask, you can tell whoever you want."
He thought about it, the reason why Ye Zeqian asked this, did his actions cause any misunderstanding to the other party
He hurriedly said, "We're not in a hidden marriage, but we haven't found an auspicious date to hold a wedding yet." After all, they got married as soon as they disagreed. No matter who said it or not, he didn't quite believe it anyway: "As for who you want to tell, You can tell."
It turned out that the other party thought so.
Ye Zeqian nodded, picked up his phone and sent a WeChat message to Bai Xuan: "Mom, Xu Chaoyan and I got married. It happened yesterday afternoon."
After sending it, find out the WeChat of my friend Zhang Buzhuo: "Buzhuo, Xu Chaoyan and I got married, it happened yesterday afternoon."
After getting married, he specially told his ex-boyfriend that he had found a better man than him to marry. This was not Ye Zeqian's style.
What's more, he doesn't have Gao Zhen's contact information now, so he said, "Buzhuo, tell Gao Zhen that I and Xu Chaoyan are married." Wouldn't it be better if he revealed it through mutual friends
Bai Xuan's message: "… "
Zhang Buzhu's message: "!!!"
Their commonalities are all punctuation marks, and their differences are one speechless and one shocking.
"Mr. Xu." Ye Zeqian turned his head and said, "Come to my house for dinner at night." He went to his partner's house last night and went to his own house at night.
"Okay." Li Dong replied.
Ye Zeqian replied to Bai Xuan's message: "Mom, take him home for dinner at night, watch the preparations."
Bai Xuan: "For such a big thing, you just told me so lightly and asked me to watch the preparations. How should I prepare?"
"What's wrong?" Ye Zeqian's father asked.
"See for yourself." Bai Xuan handed the phone to her husband.
Ye Zeqian replied to Zhang Buzhu's message: "I'll take him home for dinner at night, and invite you to dinner tomorrow or the day after."
Zhang Buzhuo: "Who proposed marriage? What does he think of you? Do you like him?"
Ye Zeqian: "I asked him to consider me. If he proposed marriage, I have to ask him if he likes it."
After finishing, I asked Li Dong, "Zhang Buzhuo asked what you think of me?"
Li Dong said, "Turn on the recording and get close to me."
"..." Ye Zeqian did as he did: "Okay."
"Mr. Zhang Buzhuo?" Li Dong's voice played in the voice bar: "Mr. Ye and I got married yesterday, and I feel pretty good now. Thank you for your blessing. We will invite you to dinner another day."
Zhang Buzhuo: "When I got married, he called you President Ye? What the hell is that good, can you bear it? Also, when did I bless you?" He was going crazy.
Ye Zeqian: "I called him President Xu, what else do you want to do? You don't want to bless him?"
Zhang Buzhuo: "..." He had a feeling that his good friend joined the MLM and sales organization, and he was a very good MLM and sales organization.
Xu Chaoyan's condition was good, he admitted, but it was definitely not good enough for Ye Zeqian to kneel and lick.
Zhang Buzhuo: "Is he good to you?" Those pretended relationships before are not counted.
Ye Zeqian: "It's good."
This is his real feeling, comfortable, and there is nothing wrong with it.
Zhang Buzhuo: "You've really been brainwashed..." A person who has been pursued continuously for two years before he started a relationship suddenly gets married with someone who has not known each other for less than half a month. He is afraid.
"Mr. Ye, come down for breakfast." When Mr. Ye was chatting with his mobile phone, Li Dong had already walked around and opened the car door for him.
"Okay, thank you." Ye Zeqian said.
He lowered his head and poked out two lines: "Mr. Xu asked me to have breakfast, I'll talk later if I have anything."
Zhang Buzhuo didn't want to go back at all.
Ye Zeqian: "Remember to tell Gao Zhen for me."
Five minutes later.
Zhang Buzhuo: "Gao Zhen doesn't believe it, saying that you are letting him go."
While eating breakfast, Ye Zeqian pulled out the wedding photo sticker that he had stored in his mobile phone, and sent one to Zhang Buzhuo: "The photo of the marriage certificate is in this format, I don't believe that I searched the Internet." After a while, he said, "For the sake of After completing the registration, Mr. Xu and I read more than 2,000 questions, and we didn’t believe that we searched online.”
The next door is having breakfast, only voice input.
"Hey..." Li Dong said, "suddenly remembered a joke."
Ye Zeqian waited for a long time, but the joke never came.