"Hui~hui~ come here quickly, there is a group of wild ducks here." Wen Dongjun lay down in the grass and waved to Feng Yu.
Inspired by Wendong's army, Feng Yu stole the shotgun at home and came to hunt with Wendong's army. But this time there was no Liu Jichuan with him. Liu Jichuan went to serve as a soldier.
Feng Yu had actually always wanted to ask Liu Jichuan whether he would have retaliated against the Wendong Army if Feng Yu had not gone that day and if he had not met Xiong Xiazi.
But no matter what, the tragedy in his previous life did not happen, and Feng Yu obtained a large amount of capital in advance, and now he has a comfortable life.
Let this matter pass, maybe Liu Jichuan himself doesn't know the answer. When people are impulsive, they will do many things they regret.
"Aim at the point, count one, two, and three and shoot together to hit the ones on the shore. Are you ready? One, two..."
boom! boom!
Two gunshots were fired one after another. Wen Dongjun stood up and jumped to his feet and cheered. Feng Yu almost died of anger!
"I told you to count one, two, three, why did you shoot when I counted two!" When Feng Yu fired, the other wild ducks had already flown away.
"What did you say? I didn't hear you. Did you see, my brother hit a wild duck with one shot? He is such a sharpshooter!"
Feng Yu "..."
This second-hand guy!
Wendong Jun strode over and picked up a wild duck with only half of its body left. He **, both bullets were hit. The wild duck, which originally weighed only one kilogram, now only weighed more than half a kilogram.
"Hahaha, how can you eat this wild duck after you take it home? Even if you can clean it, can you make a dish?" Feng Yu mocked mercilessly.
"That's better than you. It's a blank shot! But this duck... forget it, don't want it, there's no way to get it!" Wen Dongjun hesitated and threw the wild duck away. They were all smashed, and it didn’t stink even when I took them back on such a hot day!
"This gun should be used to shoot big animals, but you still have to use a gun to shoot birds."
"It's not enough. Forget it, once the gunfire is fired, there won't be any prey in this area for at least half an hour. Just now I saw a lot of dandelions (dialect, unflowered dandelions) and mushrooms in the forest. We can’t go back empty-handed, right?”
Feng Yu looked at Wen Dongjun blankly, this weird guy! Have you ever seen someone bring back some wild vegetables and mushrooms from hunting? When I got back, people asked me, did you bring a shotgun to pick mushrooms? In the future, there will be millions of people in the future. It would be great to come hunting with you, but also pick mushrooms? If anyone sees this, they will be laughed at for the rest of their lives!
"Let's go, why are you still hanging around?"
Feng Yu was pulled back into the woods by Wendongjun. He watched Wendongjun pick mushrooms excitedly, while he looked around boredly.
Hey, whose land does this belong to, they actually grew melons!
"Hey, there's a melon patch over there. It's so hot. Let's steal a melon to quench our thirst."
Wen Dongjun's eyes lit up. Is there a watermelon patch over there? Come on, come on, hurry up! The watermelon I buy at home is not as sweet as picking it directly from the ground!
"Wait a minute, there is a melon shed. Our company will grow melons at Uncle Tian's house, right?" Uncle Tian is so fierce that if he catches him, he will not get any good results.
"This morning I saw that Uncle Tian was selling melons in the upper store, and there must be no one in the melon shed here. Let me tell you, I am very good at picking melons, and I guarantee that I will pick a juicy one for you!" Wen Dongjun patted his chest and said, Believe me, I'm not wrong.
Snapped!
A watermelon was smashed with the butt of a rifle. If it's not cooked yet, replace it with another one.
Snapped!
Another watermelon was smashed to pieces, not sand pulp, no!
When Wendongjun smashed the eighth watermelon, Feng Yu quickly stopped him. Is this what you call a unique skill? Unlucky, these acres of sweet potatoes were all smashed, and he couldn't pick any of them!
"Stop it, it's not overcooked. Eat it quickly. After you're done, go back and take a look. Maybe the wild duck has lost its memory and came back."
"Okay, let's deal with it. I made a mistake today. Brother Liang and I came here a few days ago, and I picked the Sharui one on the third one!" Wen Dongjun said with a proud look on his face.
Feng Yu wanted to ask him, what is there to be proud of
Just as they were each holding half a watermelon and chewing it, a little head poked out of the melon shed.
Tian Jie was sent by his parents to visit the melon patch today. It was almost noon and he was going to sleep, but suddenly he heard voices outside.
Melon thief!
They are all in the same company. If you are thirsty and pick a melon to eat on the road, you will usually not stop you. You can even come directly to him in the melon shed and he will cut it into pieces with a knife.
He didn't want to care about it at first, but Wendong Army smashed one with the butt of his rifle, and then another with the butt of his rifle, smashing many in succession. This person is not here to eat melons, they are clearly here to smash them and play with them!
Tian Jie walked over boldly, but the two people who were munching melons didn't pay attention at all.
"You guys are stealing melons!" Tian Jie suddenly jumped out and shouted.
Wendong Jun quickly dropped the watermelon, turned around and pointed the shotgun at Tian Jie.
Tian Jie was frightened. Do you need to bring a shotgun to steal a watermelon? The black hole of the gun was pointed at him, and his legs became weak.
Feng Yu grabbed the barrel of Wendongjun's gun and lifted it up: "You are crazy, the gun is pointed at people!"
Wen Dongjun laughed: "No bullets are loaded, the gun is empty." As he said this, he pulled the trigger towards the sky to prove it.
"That won't work. Look, Tian Jie was so scared that he almost cried." Feng Yu put down the shotgun and walked to Tian Jie.
Wow~~~~
Tian Jie just started crying at this time. He was so scared that he forgot to cry just now!
While crying, I scratched my face with my hands. Within half a minute, my face was completely bruised.
Wen Dongjun was stunned. He was just trying to scare him. How could this little kid be so careless? I remember when he was a child, he dared to hold two kicks in his hands.
"Stop crying, I'm just teasing you."
Wow~~Hmm~~Hmm~~Wow~~~~
Tian Jie started crying and Wen Dongjun scratched his head anxiously. How can this be done? If his father is told when he goes back, he will have to be whipped with a wicker again!
"I told you to stop crying. What do you want?" Wen Dongjun said irritably.
"Dad asked me to look at the melons. You smashed the melons~~um~~um~~~~~~um~~~~"
"Stop whining, I'll pay the head office, right? Take a look at these melons. I'll give you a hundred catties, three cents a catty, a total of three dollars. I'll give you... five dollars, okay?" Wen Dongjun said from Feng Yu took out five dollars from his pocket and stuffed it into Tian Jie's little hand.
Feng Yu turned to look at Wen Dongjun, why do you want to take my money? Forget it, it was my idea to steal the melon.
Tian Jie stopped crying and held the money tightly in his little hands: "No, you two are here to hunt, take me with you."
"Can you hold this shotgun? Even if you can hold it, can you press the muzzle of the gun when you pull the trigger? Go back to bed quickly, it's time for us to leave."
There was the sound of four wheels in the distance. Oh no, Uncle Tian is back selling melons!
Feng Yu and Wen Dongjun looked at each other and ran away. I didn't care about hunting anymore, and I didn't have time to get the mushrooms and mother-in-law I just picked. I ran frantically towards the parking place.
In the afternoon, Tian Jie took his father to Feng Yu's house. After hearing this, Feng Xingtai kept apologizing to others, and then raped Feng Yu with a feather duster in front of Tian Jie's father. It wasn't until Tian Jie and the others left that Feng Yu lay down on the kang and asked his father to give him medicine.
Feng Yu felt innocent. I didn't bully Tian Jie. I still paid for the five yuan. Why should he come to me? Why should I lose money again? That little brat must have pocketed five yuan!
But after seeing the miserable state of Wendong Army the next day, Feng Yu felt more balanced.
Wen Dongjun was hung up and beaten by his father, and his whole body was covered with wicker sticks. He slapped Wen Dongjun hard on the face, causing blood to flow from Wen Dongjun's nostrils. He was beating and cursing at the same time, and he dared to point a gun at others
The most important thing is that Wen Dongjun's mother did not stop him this time, but also helped him smoke together. The couple had a great time playing mixed doubles, and several wicker sticks were broken. Do you think you are great just because you were admitted to the third middle school in the city? If your moral character is not good, it will be useless no matter how good you study!
Both families' shotguns were smashed, and it looked like they would never be able to hunt again.
Li Shiqiang happened to call the next day and said that the car had been finished and someone had come to ask about the price, and asked Feng Yu to return to Bingcheng quickly.
Feng Yu found an excuse and left the farm as if running away. From now on, he must stay away from Wen Dongjun, a second-rate guy who specializes in cheating his teammates! ~~The second update is here. As per the old rules, the third update will be at 6pm. Book friends, please recommend your votes more vigorously to help me beat the one above! ! !
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