The old Taoist found himself falling down the cliff, and just as he was about to call for help, Liu Xian'er suddenly appeared in front of him.
The veteran Taoist thought that the owner of those hair turned into a ghost and came to kill him: "Ghost..."
"You bad old man, you are the ghost!"
"Ah You..."
"What are you... shut up..."
Before the old Taoist counterattack, Liu Xian'er mentioned him and came to the shadow brother's side!
The ghost fog also slowly dissipated at this time.
The old Taoist saw the shadow brother in front of him, he hurriedly guarded, and asked: "Little thief, who are you? Didn't you leave?"
Brother Ying smiled: "Heh, let's go? Reluctant! Dao Chang, tell me honestly, where does the hair under my feet come from?"
The old Taoist's eyes turned sharply: "I... I don't know what you are talking about, what hair?"
Liu Xian'er pushed from behind and pushed the old Taoist directly onto her hair, cursing: "Smelly Taoist, how many girls have you killed? Say. If you don't tell me, I will eat you!"
The old Taoist priest touched his hair at close range and was a little dumbfounded, but his mouth was trembling and speechless: "I... this..."
Brother Ying stomped on the old Taoist priest: "You are dead! Not to mention, I'm welcome!"
After two breaths,
The old Taoist stared straight at the shadow brother, as if ready to fight, and said: "Who are you anyway. I advise you to take care of your business, otherwise, my master will not let you go!"
"Yeah... Master? Who is your master? Your cultivation level should not be before the spiritual cultivation stage, right? That is now the popular dantian strength, your dantian strength should be around 700. Is your master already practicing? Out of the soul!?"
"Hmph, since you know so clearly, you should know that if you offend a master at the refining stage, you will die miserably!"
"Snapped-"
Slap in the face of the old Taoist priest!
The shadow brother cursed: "Mother is a bear species, even if others say that I bully the elderly, I admit it! You are an evil devil, how dare you tell me about life and death? Say, who are you, who is your master? You? Why do people get incense? Why do they harm people?"
The old Taoist laughed loudly and took out the phone directly.
It turned out to be through!
He also hung up at this time!
Throw the phone into the cliff with a wave of your hand!
The old Taoist smiled and said: "Little thief. Fight with me, you are still a little tender! My master has already heard our conversation just now! Just wait for my master's anger!"
The shadow brother sneered and slapped again: "You dare to play yin with me! Okay, I will let you die without a place to be buried! Liu Yun, leave it to you, take out his soul and make his body a zombie As for the soul, you can toss it as you like!"
The old Taoist was shocked: "You, are you from the corpse chasing family?"
Liu Yun cursed: "Stop talking nonsense and die!"
"Don't... I said, I don't want to be a zombie!"
The shadow brother sneered: "Now I want to say it? I don't want to know yet! The little master will find out who you are! How? Did you surprise you?"
"You...you must not die!"
"Huh! I've already died once! I'm kind, and even ghosts are moved. I'm ruthless, I'm dare to even the sky. Master, I like hard bones! Do it!"
At this time, Liu Xian'er flew up from the cliff in a fierce manner, and said coquettishly: "Master, it's because of this bad old man and this phone call! Xian'er is up and down, tired out of breath."
The shadow brother was influenced by the old Taoist priest, and there was a sense of pride in his heart. Seeing Liu Xian'er acting like a baby, the shadow brother reached out and lifted Liu Xian'er's chin.
Appreciated two breaths!
Just when Liu Yun was jealous,
Just when Liu Xian'er was very useful and wanted to give her a hug,
The shadow brother suddenly held Liu Xian'er's chin, turned her head to the old Taoist priest on the ground, and said, "Are you tired? Exhausted? Everything is caused by this old man. I'll leave it to you! Master, I will return. Taoist temple rest and rest!"
Liu Xian'er was very disappointed, and all the grievances were spread on the old Taoist priest!
The shadow brother didn't care anymore. He looked at the old Taoist's cell phone, and as soon as he stepped into the yard, he heard the miserable wailing outside, and stopped abruptly!
"This fake Taoist priest uses better mobile phones than mine. Hey, it's cheaper for me!"
The shadow brother came to the third courtyard and was fiddling with his mobile phone when he saw a large group of charitable men and women whispering!
When I approached, I heard:
"Yes... That Taoist priest must have gone to eat..."
"He can't eat, nor can he show us here! We are still waiting for the incense!"
Brother Ying smiled slightly, and quickly unwrapped the bun he was looking forward to. Apart from not wearing a Taoist robe, he really looked like a little Taoist priest!
"Infinite compassion! Good fellows, have been waiting for a long time!"
"Who are you? Where is the veteran?"
The shadow brother directly sat on the chair and said decently: "Hehe, the old Taoist is my brother, I am his brother, let me touch the top for you! Line up and stretch your head out!"
The crowd lined up spontaneously, and no one said much!
People who are often in contact with temples and Taoist temples know a truth:
Buddha, never talks.
Taoist priests, never speak rashly!
As a believer, you are seeking peace, if you ask "true or false?"
Everything can be fake!
There will be no saints and Buddhas in the world!
The shadow brother caught everyone's thoughts and let him succeed!
What's more, there are those regular customers, especially young and beautiful ladies, when they see old Taoist priests replaced by young men, they are all like she-wolves who never feed enough, "open their hearts", bending over to let the shadow brother touch his head, Reluctant to get up!
After a long time, when the believers gradually became scarce, the shadow brother finally took a sigh of relief.
He laughed at himself: "I am the only one who can do free jobs for others."
He took out the old Taoist phone again and saw that it was locked!
Observing for a while, I discovered that there is a round button at the end of the phone, and I have to press my fingerprint! !
"Niang Di..."
Just as worried, Liu Yun and Liu Xian'er flew over with the old Taoist priest.
At this time, the old Taoist was stiff and he was obviously dead!
"Zombies made?"
Liu Yun smiled: "It's just started, and it will take some time to raise! Master, how does this person deal with it?"
"It's better to put it in my eyes, Ma Dan, my eyes are almost falling out!"
He looked at the phone, and suddenly had an inspiration, and quickly broke off the old Taoist's hands, trying one by one.
Finally, the left thumb unlocked the phone!
Liu Yun chuckled, "Master, I didn't expect that a mobile phone can stump you!"
The shadow brother blushed and broke the jar: "...what, dare you say that I am the young master. Here, this phone is too difficult to use, you can unlock the fingerprint on it and unlock it for the young master!"
Yingdi directly stuffed Liu Yun, Liu Xian'er, and the body of the old Taoist into his eyes.
Liu Xian'er complained: "Master... Xian'er wants to go out and get some air!"
Liu Yun: "Master, don't listen to her, if this little bitch goes out to get some air, Master will be out of breath!"
Liu Xian'er: "...you are everywhere!"
(End of this chapter)