Face Slapping the General
将军总是被打脸
Author: Superpanda
Latest: Chapter 124
Status: Completed
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Genres: Action, Romance, Yaoi, Comedy
Tags: bickering couple first love futuristic setting generals handsome male lead
Wu Qiao’s only dream was to become a soldier. Therefore, when filling in his dream schools, he only wrote down the military academy. However, he never expected that the results of the genetic scan after the physical examination showed that he was extremely unsuitable for this profession.
The screen clearly read:
[Probability of dragging a comrade on the battlefield: 99.5%
Probability of death: 99.5%
Probability of surrendering: 99.5%
Probability of becoming a combat hero: 0.01%]
The results are based on the statistics and analysis of countless soldiers’ genes in the past, thus it’s impossible anything will be incorrect. Wu Qiao’s data was too shocking to the world — he could be called the ultimate waste in history. Taking into account the terrifying, dragging and the chance of surrendering to the enemy, the military academy ultimately didn’t admit Wu Qiao. Even though very few people have been eliminated because of their genes in the past. Because he didn’t list down any other schools, he had nothing to do …there were almost no labor jobs in this era. His family thought, since he couldn’t work, it would be best to start a family first. So they secretly matched his genes– looking for a suitable partner based on his genes. According to the results… the system found only one person.
A few years ago, he became a five-star general because of his achievements in battle.
It was incredible to have only been matched with one person, they even became a five-star general just last year. He quickly replied.
The five-star general’s reply only contained eight characters: “That interstellar waste wood? Get out of here–”
Interstellar waste wood slapped everyone in the face, including Xiao Gong’s…
Wu Qiao: “Why are you giving me up? Because of my 0.01% success rate?”
Gong: Under attack
Shou: To others, I may be calm on the surface, but my inner spirit is beaten up every day.
吴桥，唯一的梦想就是成为一名军人。
所以，填写志愿之时，他只报了军校。
但是，万万没有想到，一向优秀的他，体检后的基因扫描结果却显示他极不适合这个职业。
屏幕上面清楚写着：
战场上拖战友后腿几率：99.5%。
死亡几率：99.5%
如未死亡，投敌几率：99.5%。
……
成为战斗英雄几率：0.01%
结论是基于对过去无数军人基因的统计和分析，不会有错。
吴桥数据太过惊世骇俗——堪称有史以来第一废柴。
考虑到那吓人的拖后腿和投敌几率，军校最终没有录用吴桥，虽然过去真正因为基因被淘汰的寥寥无几。
其他志愿一个没报，就是说他无事可做……在这时代几乎没有体力劳动。
家人想着既然不能立业那先成家也好，于是偷偷为他进行基因配对——根据基因寻找较适合的伴侣。
结果……系统居然只找到了一个人。
——几年之前因立下战功而一跃成为五星上将的人。
只配上一个人，实在不可思议，仅比那位五星上将去年的“0个”好上一点。
回信很快到手。
那位五星上将的回信上只有八个大字：“那个废柴？给我滚蛋——”
星际废柴一路啪啪打众人脸，包括小攻的脸……
吴桥：“为什么要放弃？不是还有0.01%的成功率吗？”
攻：欠揍攻。
受：鸡汤受……表面淡定，实际内心每天都跟打了鸡血似的。
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