"Boss, buy a pack of cigarettes, Soft China, and a lighter."
Jiang Qiao handed him the cigarette and lighter with a smile: "A total of 77 yuan."
"Accompanying your girlfriend to the mountains to seek marriage?" Jiang Qiao glanced at the young woman waiting for him outside the store.
"I can't help it, girls, just believe this. Doesn't it say that the fairy stone on Fairy Peak is very effective?" The man opened the cigarette case, took out a cigarette and lit it for himself.
"Indeed, my friend's younger brother found a girlfriend after seeking marriage from the fairy stone." Jiang Qiao looked serious.
"Really." The tourist slowly exhaled a puff of cigarette and said dubiously, "By the way, there was really a fairy who overcame tribulations and ascended here thousands of years ago?"
"Isn't that right? Look, it's clearly written on the base of the Fairy Stone..."
Jiang Qiao talked very skillfully. After all, the more rumors like this, the more tourists will come to the mountain, and the business of his shop will get better and better.
"Boss, it's like you've seen it with your own eyes." The man took out his mobile phone to scan the QR code and couldn't help complaining.
"It's a good thing I wasn't born a thousand years earlier, otherwise if the fairy married me, you wouldn't be able to marry me now." Jiang Qiao also joked with the guests seriously.
Boom!
At this time, a thunder suddenly sounded in the air, and Jiang Qiao was startled.
"Boss, you heard me, you are teasing the fairy wantonly, God is angry." The man joked.
"Friend, this can only mean one thing, the fairy has a spirit." Jiang Qiao looked at the dark clouds rolling outside and said quietly in a pretentious manner.
The man thought for a moment: "No, I have to drag my girlfriend to say goodbye again."
"Fetion Pay received 77 yuan."
There was a payment prompt from the phone, and the man raised his phone and said, "It's paid."
"Okay, thank you for your patronage."
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Heavy rain poured down, lightning flashed and thunder thundered in the dark clouds, and soon there was no one on the Fairy Peak.
Jiang Qiao saw off the last customer, took a look at the Fetion store's revenue of more than 2,000 yuan, which was pretty good, and started cleaning and preparing to close the store.
After everything was done, Jiang Qiao looked up at the Fairy Stone not far away and bowed before him. To tourists, it was the God of Marriage, but to him, it was the real God of Wealth.
At this moment, he saw a vague figure in the crackling sky being struck by lightning.
"Is anyone going to survive the tribulation?"
Jiang Qiao thought of the memes circulating on the Internet and shook his head. They were just dark clouds in the shape of people.
Before closing the shop and going upstairs, the entire Fairy Peak was already shrouded in a thick layer of fog.
He was suddenly stunned. When did a woman in white clothes appear on the edge of the cliff, next to the Fairy Stone
I haven't come down from the mountain yet. I am alone in the storm and looking at the cliff in front of me in a trance. No matter how I look at it, there is something wrong.
Could it be that you broke your heart in the world of mortals and want to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff here
"But this is my territory. If something happens to her, there will definitely be fewer tourists. No! We can't let her succeed easily. She has to die somewhere else. She can't delay my making money!"
Jiang Qiao thought about it, took an umbrella, turned on the video on his phone, and rushed into the wind and rain.
If rescue fails, there is still evidence that she committed suicide and has nothing to do with him.
He slowly approached the edge of the cliff. The woman was wearing a white silk cross-neck skirt. The long-sleeved gown was wet by the heavy rain. Her flesh color could be faintly seen against her delicate skin. Her hair was tied up in a crown, and her three thousand blue silk hairs were also covered. The rain condensed into strips, but she didn't feel the slightest embarrassment on her body.
Jiang Qiao held his breath and got closer, wanting to pull her to a safe place before she could react. However, just when he was only two meters away from her and ready to rush out, the woman with fairy aura suddenly turned around. Passed.
"Stop!"
The cold drink came from a dialect I don’t know where it came from.
Jiang Qiao stared blankly at the woman in front of him. She wore a beaded veil on her face, her delicate eyebrows were like misty distant mountains, her eyes were like spiritual springs, and she had a fairy spirit.
He had seen many girls dressed in Hanfu, but none of them had such a temperament.
How hard is it to think about suicide despite being so good-looking
Jiang Qiao quickly came to his senses and spread his hands: "Hey, listen to me, beauty. I don't mean any harm. Don't be nervous. I'm a good person."
The woman in the skirt looked blankly at the sneaky mortal in front of her. She knew the umbrella, but what was the square stone in his hand facing her
Planning to sneak attack on your Heaven-shaking Seal
But it doesn't seem to have any aura, nor does it have any lethality.
As ordinary as a stone.
Jiang Qiao continued to move forward, and the woman frowned slightly: "Don't move!"
Seeing her steps back slightly, Jiang Qiao shivered, fearing that her feet would slip and fall.
"Okay, okay, I won't move, I won't move, but beauty, please relax first. It makes me very nervous. We have something to talk about, okay?"
The woman still looked at him with calm eyes, said nothing, and made no movement.
The two fell into a silent confrontation. Jiang Qiao felt a bit toothache. From an outsider's perspective, it seemed as if he had driven this little fairy to a dead end.
"You see you are still so young and so beautiful. Although I don't know what sad things you have encountered in the rolling world, but after all, you only have one life. There are no obstacles in this world that you cannot overcome, only turns that you cannot turn. You Say so?"
Jiang Qiao showed what he thought was a kind smile, hoping that these words would make the little fairy in front of him drop her guard against him.
"There are no obstacles in this world that cannot be overcome, there are only turns that one cannot turn..."
The little fairy whispered to herself, feeling that these words made sense.
She failed to survive the Immortal Emperor Tribulation, and now she has lost all her magic power, but the journey to becoming an immortal is to fight against the way of heaven.
I control my own life.
It was a little difficult to hear her weird accent, but I generally understood the meaning.
Jiang Qiao nodded like a fool: "Yes, yes, the world is beautiful, and you still have countless good times. If you have any troubles, you can tell me, I am willing to listen."
Jiang Qiao tried his best to express his kindness. Generally speaking, as long as the suicidal person is willing to speak, the more he talks, the more depressed emotions in his chest will be vented, and the calmer his mind will be, which is more conducive to rescue.
The little fairy looked up at the mortal and shook her head slowly: "You can't help me."
She turned around and looked up at the dark sky and sighed.
There are only a handful of geniuses who have been able to survive the Immortal Emperor Tribulation successfully throughout the ages. The losers are likely to die. She succeeded, but she was not completely successful, and her defeat was at the hands of her own inner demons...
Seeing the fairy turn around again, sighing and looking at the sky, Jiang Qiao became inexplicably anxious.
"Beauty, if you have something to say, please don't jump off a cliff for a moment!"
Don't jump here!
"Can't think about it? Jump off a cliff?" the little fairy said in a confused tone.
"Yes, it's so high here. Even if you don't want to jump, if you fall, you will definitely lose your body! You don't want your beautiful face to be disfigured by rocks, right?"
“…”
The little fairy looked at him deeply and cursed her for being disfigured. Dare to speak like this to an immortal emperor. This mortal was already disrespectful. The light of her soul would be drawn out, refined in the sky lantern for hundreds of years, and eventually vanished into ashes.
That's all, there are too many things to take care of now, so let's let him go for now.
"This mountain is too short, only three hundred meters deep. It's not interesting to jump up. I once jumped down from a peak ten thousand feet high and had a panoramic view of the mountains and rivers thousands of miles away. That would be interesting."
“…”
Jiang Qiao was speechless when he heard this. What do you mean, it can only be three hundred meters? Don't you know that sometimes three meters can kill someone
You jumped from a mountain with a height of 10,000 feet. Mount Everest is only 8,848 meters. Are you jumping from a mountain in a dream
Return my seat? You’ve watched too many TV series, right
Jiang Qiao raised his eyelids, not wanting to argue with her at this time: "Then what are you standing here now..."
"Feel the rain."
The fairy glanced at him indifferently: "You don't understand."
After becoming an immortal, the immortal body becomes immune to all intrusions and is free from dirt and dust. As for the feeling of being soaked by rain, I have never felt it in a thousand years.
Jiang Qiao: "..."
Well, he doesn't understand.
He really doesn't understand this stupid woman.
He has only heard that some people like the moist drizzle, but he has never heard of anyone who likes this kind of heavy rain. No matter how good-looking the person is, no matter how beautiful the hairstyle is, no matter how beautiful the dress is, they will become embarrassed in this kind of weather.
Jiang Qiao glanced at the wet little fairy again.
All right.
The guy in front of me doesn't count.
"I only know that you will get sick if you are exposed to the rain for a long time. It's winter again. Aren't you cold? Besides, it's really too dangerous for you to stand on the edge of the cliff. Please step back and talk first?"
The fairy looked calm: "I ask you, what is the situation in this world now? Why are the rules not revealed and the spiritual power missing?"
"What the hell?"
Jiang Qiao now has sufficient evidence to show that this woman who looks as beautiful as a fairy is actually a psychopath.
"That's all..."
The fairy looked away. Although she had lost all her magic power, she still had a pair of wise eyes that penetrated the past and present.
The person in front of him was very weak, his face was pale, and his eyes were bloodshot. At first glance, he could tell that his blood was weak, his yang energy was insufficient, and his spirit was weak. He probably didn't have a few decades left to live.
There is no spiritual power at all in his body. He is a complete mortal and does not know what immortals are. These words are simply playing the piano to others.
Jiang Qiao watched her continue to stand on the edge of the cliff and sighed.
"Where do you live? Do you have any friends going up the mountain with you? Do you want to call them to pick you up?"
Thinking of her former friends, disciples, and sect, they had long since disappeared in the ages, while she herself had embarked on the path to immortality and became the immortal emperor that was unique in all time.
The fairy sighed quietly and said in a lonely tone: "I am the only one left."
Seeing her nagging, Jiang Qiao's face slightly twitched, should this lunatic care about her
Never mind her, there is no common language.
Leave her alone, what if something happens
Jiang Qiao took another look at her otherworldly temperament. As a modern young man with a good education, he hesitated for a moment and scratched his head with the hand holding the mobile phone.
"It's getting dark now, it's raining again, and the road down the mountain is slippery. My house is not far ahead. If you don't mind, beauty, why not..."
He accidentally touched the camera button that was recording video, and a bright flash of light passed by.
The fairy's face turned cold. Sure enough, someone wanted to use this mortal to plot against her. She pinched the magic formula with her hand and then slapped it with a palm!
"The Nine Heavens Mysterious Temple turns into divine thunder, and the brilliant power of heaven is brought to me by me!"
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