At night, Jiang Qiao's parents had gone to bed early.
He took a change of clothes and went to take a shower. Bai Yueling was sitting cross-legged on the sofa alone. The chandelier above his head was soft. The air conditioner in the living room was blowing heat. Fu Lu Shou Xi was running around naughtily. Occasionally, there were sounds in the master bedroom. Here comes Jiang Tiancheng's snoring.
A faint thought lingered in Bai Yueling's heart.
This kind of atmosphere is probably the so-called warmth, right
The days of cultivating immortals were mostly miserable, and it was even more so when the master was gone. She had indeed not experienced this for a long, long time.
Fairy Bai looked at Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai playing hide and seek for a while, then took out her mobile phone and opened the V blog skillfully.
Apart from games, her favorite thing is surfing the Internet. The world is so big and countless interesting things happen every second. Even if it is just watching someone share their cats and dogs, it is more interesting than using celestial knowledge to spy on others.
After a while, Jiang Qiao came out of the shower. He was drying his hair with a hair dryer. Bai Yueling was brushing the short video and suddenly raised her head and asked him softly.
"Why do some people rent girlfriends to go home for the New Year?"
He thought for a while and said: "Even after a person reaches a certain age, if he still doesn't have a boyfriend (girlfriend), his parents will be very anxious. Some people don't want to listen to their parents' nagging, and they don't want to be forced to go on a blind date, so they think of ways to do it. If you rent a girlfriend home, it doesn't matter whether you will be discovered the next year, because you can be stable for a whole year anyway."
"Just like you are now?"
Jiang Qiao secretly glanced at the master bedroom, listened to the regular snoring, and nodded with relief: "Ah, yes, almost the same."
"It's a lot different. You didn't say you would give me money." Bai Yueling looked serious.
Jiang Qiao: "???"
"Do you think I don't understand these things and are easy to bully, so you feel comfortable deducting the salary I deserve?"
Jiang Qiao hesitated for a long time: "No, how can you think like this? Don't we have a relationship of mutual help?"
Bai Yueling was a little proud: "What you said, one code equals another. Now you are asking me for something, and you didn't tell me at the beginning. That's deception!"
Jiang Qiao was speechless, fooling the fairy all day long, but he didn't expect that he would fall into the pit today.
What did this woman look at while he was taking a shower, and started to catch him picking out his wool
Should I say she deserves to be a fairy? Can you find business opportunities to make money just by taking a shower
Jiang Qiao was silent for a long time and muttered: "Then... how much do you think is appropriate?"
"How about... one hundred yuan a day?" The tone of discussion was.
In Bai Yueling's eyes, one hundred yuan is already a lot. Jiang Qiao said that ordinary mortals only work for 8 yuan an hour, and some even pay less than that.
"No, it's too expensive."
Jiang Qiao refused without thinking carefully.
He felt in his heart that he had to lower the price, otherwise Bai Fairy wouldn't have to find excuses to plunder his meager savings in the future
"When you stay at my place, it's equivalent to receiving part of the reward. Fifty yuan a day, no more."
"good."
Bai Yueling nodded, and there was even a little bit of joy in her heart. She was just teasing and joking, but Jiang Qiao actually agreed. Although the price was half lower, it was still better than nothing.
Seeing how crisp and clear she was, Jiang Qiao suddenly felt that the price he had given was still too high, and he should have cut it off a little more.
He coughed lightly.
"Fifty a day is a short-term price, which means you have to play the role of your girlfriend when you go out to meet friends and when you go home to meet your elders. But the shortcomings are also obvious. You can't make much money in just those few days."
Bai Yueling nodded and said to the point: "What about the long term?"
"It's cheaper in the long run. I'm thirty a day, and I can play my girlfriend anytime, anywhere. The advantage is that it flows smoothly, three hundred and sixty-five days a year. There are gifts every holiday. I give red envelopes depending on my mood. No effort is needed. One year It’s easy to get over 10,000 yuan down here.”
Bai Yueling hesitated.
She was good at math in elementary school, so it would definitely be a good deal in the long run. Coupled with the income from her regular massages, she would be able to save tens of thousands in a year, and she would be one step closer to moving out.
but…
"It's okay for a long time, but I won't sleep with you!" She narrowed her eyes.
"Of course, it's fake after all." Jiang Qiao chuckled.
"When you find a girlfriend, our agreement will be void."
"Completely agree." Jiang Qiao nodded like a golden peck at rice.
When the time comes, the fake becomes real and will naturally become invalid.
"Then...then I agree." Her voice was like a mosquito.
Jiang Qiao blinked excitedly, was this a success
As we all know, habit is a very scary thing. Even if it is a fairy, once she gets used to it, she will not be able to do without him.
"Well, since you agreed, let's talk about some things to note about your girlfriend."
"Anything else to note?" Fairy Bai's eyes widened.
"Absolutely. Do you think it's true that she is my girlfriend to the outside world? Others have to see the actual relationship between the two of us, otherwise I would spend money just to buy a title? I'm not a fool."
Bai Yueling nodded drowsily, what he said made sense, and Jiang Qiao was indeed not a fool, but a thief.
"What to do?"
"Have you ever watched TV dramas? Some people who are not directly related to each other in real life play the roles of husbands, wives, fathers, sons, etc. in the dramas. They are deeply in love and shed tears for a second. This kind of acting is often the most touching. It’s also called immersive acting. The two of them are husband and wife on-screen and friends off-screen, so they don’t interfere with each other.” Jiang Qiao gave an example.
"Well, what then?"
"So, it's the same when we pretend to be a couple. When we get paid to do things, we have to play our roles well. Look, don't my parents think we are quarreling today? This means that the relationship is not in place. Now I can still use the words we just met , the reason is that it is in the running-in period, but it is impossible for it to still be like this after a few months and a year, so it is easy to make people suspicious."
"I understand, you are saying that it is difficult to tell the truth from the false. Others think we are real, but in fact we are fake." Bai Yueling suddenly realized.
"As expected of a fairy, he is just smart." Jiang Qiao smiled slightly, and he did not hesitate to praise him at this opportunity to gain his favor.
"What exactly should we do?"
"To be specific, real couples usually kiss..."
Upon hearing the kiss, Fairy Bai's face immediately flashed with a hint of embarrassment.
"This money is too dirty, I won't earn it!"
"Hey, don't worry. I haven't finished speaking yet. Only real lovers kiss. We are fake."
Fairy Bai snorted softly: "That's more like it, let's continue."
"To put it bluntly, it is actually a relationship that is more than friends. The conversation and behavior are more intimate than friends, but not as ambiguous as lovers. At most..."
Jiang Qiao glanced at her secretly: "We can hold hands at most."
"Leash you like I did this afternoon?"
"No, no, no!"
In the afternoon, I was holding the dog. He was just a plaything, not a dog.
"I said intertwined fingers." Jiang Qiao blinked and pretended to put his hands together.
"No." Fairy Bai refused without thinking. After all, this guy still wanted to take advantage of her.
"Then Gou Gou Little Finger's head office, right? At least it has to give people the feeling that we are really in love. Of course, this is considered a high-end consumption in addition to the service content. I will pay double the price, so that it will not be too ambiguous. , others will not be suspicious, you still made money, and I..." He suddenly got stuck.
"What do you want too?" Fairy Bai became suspicious.
"I also avoided the trouble of being forced to get married and go on a blind date, and I achieved four goals with one stone." Jiang Qiao blurted out. As expected of himself, his mind was spinning very quickly.
Fairy Bai thought for a while, and generally speaking, they would only pull the hook when they made an agreement. This move was indeed not ambiguous.
"Okay." She nodded in agreement.
"But I've never been in love, what if someone finds out at a glance?" Fairy Bai said weakly.
Jiang Qiao skillfully took her little hand, gently hooked her little finger, and said slowly: "It's okay, I haven't talked about it, but we can try to talk. There is a process for learning."
Fairy Bai froze, and immediately pulled out her fingers, looking at him with warning eyes.
"what are you doing!"
"Practice, didn't we just agree?"
"Then today... today..."
"I'll add money, double it today." Jiang Qiao looked serious.
"oh… "
Bai Yueling stretched out her little finger and hooked it with him like a lock. She didn't know why the feeling was always different from before, and her heart was always pounding.
It’s awkward and weird.
The two of them chatted for a while, and Bai Yueling found that her heart couldn't calm down. She stood up in a panic and walked to her bedroom.
"I'm going back to my room to rest!"
Jiang Qiao suppressed his smile: "Good night, my fairy, see you tomorrow."
"Night... good night, my... my... my..."
"Your what?"
"My boss!" Bai Yueling glared at him.
Bai Yueling gently closed the door, and after a few seconds quietly opened a small crack, and saw Jiang Qiao mixing milk for Fu Lu Shou Xi.
She hesitated and said, "Jiang Qiao, is our relationship fake?"
"Of course, I paid." Jiang Qiao looked back at her.
Bai Yueling finally breathed a sigh of relief. After paying the money, it was a fake. The two of them were in an employment relationship and couldn't take it seriously.
The guest room door closed again.
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(When the novel became an autobiography, I found that my inspiration was exhausted. In reality, there are only so many things that happen every day. You have to let time fly for a while. Don’t rush, don’t rush. To beautify daily life, you have to have daily life, right? Let me ask you a question. In other words, the fun thing every day is to trick your wife into kissing her~)