After hearing what the inner demon said, Jiang Qiao felt very complicated.
Bai Xianzi's unstable heart shows that on the one hand she has gradually developed a liking for him, but on the other hand, the chances of her inner demon completely taking over her body are increasing.
This seems to be stuck in an endless loop that cannot be solved.
So is there any way to get rid of your inner demons
Jiang Qiao was thinking wildly and gradually fell into a deep sleep.
Jiang Qiao slept until three o'clock in the morning before he slowly emerged from the quilt. He glanced at his phone and saw that it was already past ten o'clock, and he slept in a daze for nearly five hours.
He put on his pajamas and got out of bed. He opened the door and saw Fairy Bai sitting on a soft cushion and meditating with concentration. The washing machine on the balcony was humming, probably washing the clothes he just bought yesterday.
"Good morning, Fairy." Jiang Qiao greeted with a smile.
Bai Yueling looked at him indifferently and slowly closed her eyes, breathing heavily: "The sun is already shining on your butt, it's getting late."
Jiang Qiao shrugged indifferently.
"It's such a cold day, just come out when you get out. It'll be warm in the sun."
She shook her head gently: "How many times have I told you that a day's plan begins in the morning? How can you accomplish anything with your lazy mind?"
"I don't go to work or cultivate. I just relax when I go home. Why don't I sleep? Since I have decided to lie down, I have to show off. Life is short, and it is true to learn to enjoy it early."
Jiang Qiao hummed softly, walked into the bathroom and started brushing his teeth and washing his face. Fairy Bai sighed helplessly after listening to his nonsense.
This guy lives in a modern society where everyone lives and works in peace and contentment. If he were on Ziwei Star, he would understand how cruel reality is.
Regardless of whether you are a mortal or a monk, you need to make every effort to stay alive, otherwise you will only become a piece of fish to be slaughtered by others.
"Auntie and uncle went to work and let us have something to eat for lunch. She will come back in the evening and prepare something delicious."
Bai Xianzi's voice came from the living room. Jiang Qiao's mouth was full of foam and he agreed vaguely.
After washing up, he went to the living room and petted the cat as usual. After Bai Yueling took a long breath, he slowly stopped.
"Fu Lu Shou Xi pooped last night, go and shovel their poop."
Jiang Qiao's eyes were sad. She had been up for so long and was unwilling to shovel shit. She had to wait for him to do it
"Yue Ling, since you have decided to raise small animals, you must be good to them. Taking care of their food, drink, toilet, and sleep is also part of the world of mortals."
Bai Yueling said plausibly: "You said it yourself, I am only responsible for elegance and beauty, and you will do all the dirty work."
“…”
The speechless Jiang Qiao rolled away in despair to shovel shit, cursing about dogs and cats while retching with nausea.
He really couldn't understand why the poop of a kitten that smelled like milk smelled so smelly.
"Don't be in a daze after you're done, come here and meditate, practice every day, don't slack off!"
"Can I have a rest today? Continue tomorrow?"
"No." Fairy Bai refused decisively, leaving no room for negotiation.
Jiang Qiao put on a meditating posture with a look of despair. Every time he finished meditating, his legs were so stiff that he couldn't bring them back, and his spine and back were stretched so much that it hurt. He didn't feel this way even after running for ten kilometers. Uncomfortable.
"Starting from today, the goal is to sit and meditate for 30 minutes. You need to maintain a straight posture, be calm, and don't have random thoughts." Bai Yueling said calmly.
"Yesterday it was only 10 minutes, today it's half an hour?"
Jiang Qiao simply said: "You'd better kill me. If your life is short, your life will be short. I won't cultivate this immortal anymore!"
"Would you rather sit quietly for 30 minutes, or would you rather be tempered by lightning for 30 minutes?" Bai Yueling looked calm, but electric sparks kept coming out of her fingertips.
Jiang Qiao immediately changed his expression. What's the point of being electrocuted for thirty minutes? The whole person will be electrocuted into a ball of coke.
"Why don't you just sit quietly? Don't say thirty minutes, I'll sit there for you for an hour."
"One hour then."
“…”
He really wanted to slap himself twice. He would die if he didn't speak.
Seeing his honest and upright posture, Bai Yueling suddenly said: "I will continue to go to the bookstore to read today, and I will not come back for lunch."
Jiang Qiao opened his eyes and looked at her: "Shall I go with you?"
"Can you read?"
He vowed: "If it's a novel, it won't be a problem even if you read it all day long. No one knows how to kill time better than me."
Bai Yueling thought of the "Fights Breaking the Sphere" she had read before. The world in the book was quite magnificent, and the story content was even more fascinating. It was a good way to pass the time.
"Forget it, you're such a loser. I don't want a loser around me."
Jiang Qiao couldn't help but blush. What does this have to do with his lack of food
"You dislike me, aren't we boyfriend and girlfriend now? Couples should be together anytime, anywhere, eat together, go shopping together, and read books together."
"Would you like to take a shower and sleep together?" Fairy Bai looked at him calmly.
"I don't mind, if you want..."
Jiang Qiao saw her look like she wanted to be shocked and just said it, and immediately changed her words righteously: "Of course not! People can't have no bottom line, not to mention that our relationship is still fake, it is a money transaction."
Fairy Bai snorted, I hope you know the truth, otherwise I will shock you.
"Then can I go by myself?"
Jiang Qiao nodded quickly: "Even if they are a genuine couple, two people have their own private space during the relationship. It is easy to get tired of being stuck together all the time, and distance creates beauty."
Bai Yueling was very satisfied with Jiang Qiao's performance. Aunt Xia was indeed right. Men, you have to hit when it's time to hit. If you show your skills a little, this guy will be honest. It seems that he still has less power than usual. .
"That's the most human thing you've said today."
Jiang Qiao was speechless. He was usually like a dog that couldn't spit out ivory
"When I leave, just stay at home and sit quietly and don't think about being lazy. Otherwise, you are not allowed to follow me!"
"I'm not lazy, and I'm not refusing to follow suit either!" He nodded.
Fairy Bai put on her white shoes, opened the door and looked back at him, and warned: "Don't follow me secretly after a while. If I find out, you will be dead!"
“…”
Is this woman the tapeworm in his heart? Can you guess such a secret thought
Jiang Qiao sighed and gave up: "Do you know the way now?"
"I won't get lost again!" Fairy Bai said firmly.
"Well, as I said before, remember to call me if you have anything to do. Your mobile phone is not bound to a bank card. You can take the 500 yuan first and buy it directly when you see something you want to buy."
Jiang Qiao ran back to his room, took out five hundred-dollar bills from his wallet and handed them to her. Fortunately, he ran a store and had enough cash.
"By the way, remember your home address. If you get lost, just take a taxi back. Building 3-3, Sunshine Garden."