Jiang Qiao sat cross-legged for half an hour, his ankles, knees, and hips feeling extremely uncomfortable.
He might as well forget about sitting still for an hour or something. If he sat down again, he was afraid that his lower body would be paralyzed from now on.
He lay on the sofa with difficulty, thinking about Fairy Bai who went out alone. Although she was usually fooled by him due to information asymmetry, she was a 10,000-year-old little old lady, so she should... not be. What a big deal.
Being at home alone, he didn't really want to eat breakfast. He looked at the time and it was almost noon, so Jiang Qiao took out his phone and ordered a takeaway for himself.
After spending so little time with the fairy for so long, I couldn't treat myself badly. How could I not get a four-piece KFC suit
The time for waiting for takeout was long. Jiang Qiao thought about his inner demons and ran back to the house to open his computer, which he had not started for a long time, and then searched on Du Niang.
How can you conquer your own inner demons
Answer: Only the inner demon can defeat the inner demon. Use your other inner demon to defeat the current inner demon. Have you ever experienced the fierce pleasure
Looking at the highly praised answers on Zhihu, Jiang Qiao couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
It was so difficult to deal with one inner demon. He didn't know if another inner demon would be happy. It was definitely true that he would die.
After browsing around the Internet, Jiang Qiao didn't find a single satisfactory answer.
Fairy Bai's inner demons have become concrete, and they are not some abstract bad habits that can be defeated by willpower alone.
Really unable to find a solution, he ran to read the Buddhist scriptures and Taoist scriptures again. There were protagonists who could read idle books and become saints. Why was he the only one who could do nothing to face the inner demons
Reading the obscure and profound scriptures made his head hurt. No matter what, he downloaded all these scriptures first and then took the time to let Fairy Bai take a look. What if it was useful
Halfway through, the delivery boy called and said that outsiders were not allowed to enter the community and asked him to pick it up at the door.
Jiang Qiao changed his shoes, put on a mask and went out. When he saw that residents had to show their health codes before entering, he was wondering why it became so strict overnight.
But... if that's the case, how will Fairy Bai go home soon
"I'm really sorry. The whole city is under martial law today, and many communities are inaccessible. I need you to go there in person."
"It's okay, you guys have a hard time doing this, thank you."
Jiang Qiao took the takeout home and thought to himself, if the whole city was under martial law, Fairy Bai would not be able to enter many places without a health code.
He took out his cell phone and hesitated whether to call her and ask her, but then he thought about it. He had rejected him so righteously this morning, and now he was "chewing on her health". Wouldn't that be a bit of a licking
No, no, Fairy Bai must experience what a beating is in modern society.
Don't panic, wait for her call for help, he still understands which one is more touching, the icing on the cake or the timely help.
After returning home, he opened the takeout bag and took out the four-piece KFC set, and by the way, he clicked on the dance area of Xiaopo Station. His inner demons were a little unstable recently and he urgently needed some comfort from the female Bodhisattva.
After more than ten minutes, I ate a lot of hamburgers, fried chicken, French fries, and cola. After having enough food and food, I thought about it, closed the small website, took out my mobile phone, and opened the browser.
The movies from the island country next door have good plots, but they are full of minotaur plots. It is really difficult to find a pure love story these days.
Some tauren even used the guise of pure love to suddenly appear at the end of the film and give the protagonist to the tauren.
Jiang Qiao felt uncomfortable for a whole week that time, and went to the comment area to criticize the film inside and out.
As a result, some tauren ridiculed him, asking why he had to assume the role of the mistress instead of Xiao Huangmao. There was even an even more outrageous brother who liked to assume the perspective of the heroine. This operation would probably make the mistress give him a 666. It was simply It is Liliyuan Shangpu.
snort!
If one day I have a knife in my hand, I can slaughter all the tauren in the world.
I just love warriors. One sword kills a tauren!
Finally, disappointed by Sister Doll's videos, he reluctantly opened the little website and found a daily love story to soothe his wounded heart.
He suddenly realized that the demon in his heart was the embodiment of White Fairy's desire. As the saying goes, my medicine is his arsenic. Every day, he let her read warm and healing pure love stories, especially those sweet and explosive dog food articles, sweet pets. The drama, I don’t know if it can influence the inner demons.
It feels... seems feasible.
He imagined Fairy Bai sitting in front of the computer and watching dramas while her inner demon was crying and shouting -
ah! my eyes! Don't read it! My eyes are going blind! Damn it, what kind of drama is this? Why is it so sweet! It’s so sweet to me!
That picture is simply not too beautiful.
If it really works, using the outrageous method of pure love and sweet pets to suppress his inner demons, he can be regarded as a mortal and leave his name in the world of immortality.
Next, Fairy Bai just needs to go home and cooperate with him to give it a try.
He didn't know if Fairy Bai liked to watch two-dimensional love dramas, so he searched for a few sweet and sadistic romance dramas on Du Niang, and there was always one that suited her.
He was suddenly looking forward to it.
After doing all this, Jiang Qiao opened the alliance out of boredom and planned to play a few games, but found that the version was too old and needed to be updated. In desperation, he had to open "Don't Starve" and go to the wilderness to pick up fruits to pass the time.
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Bai Yueling sat alone by the river and blew in the wind. After her unremitting efforts, she found that at this special time, it was difficult to move forward without a health code, let alone an ID card.
You have to scan the QR code when you go to the subway, you have to scan the QR code when you go to the mall, you have to scan the QR code when you go to the supermarket, you have to scan the QR code for everything...
Phew, fairies can't curse, they have to keep their minds steady.
This so-called civilized society is really unfriendly to an alien like her. There is still a long way to go before she can fully integrate into it.
She picked up a stone, threw it into the Yangtze River with a sullen face, and looked back furtively after a while.
Jiang Qiao really didn't come. She looked around carefully several times, but couldn't find any trace of that guy. He was really a loser. No dog is as obedient as you.
So annoying!
The wind continued to blow by the river until five o'clock in the afternoon. Bai Yueling took out her mobile phone to check the time and felt that it was almost time. If she went back now and continued to pretend to read books at Huaxin Bookstore all afternoon, she would not be laughed at by him.
Bai Yueling, you are such a clever little guy.
She happily walked home, but she didn't realize that she had subconsciously used her immortal magic power to shrink into an inch, and she walked ten meters in one step. The passers-by looked at her and felt that they were dazzled. When she took another look, the beautiful woman just now had disappeared.
Fairy Bai walked into the gate of the community with a happy face, but was stopped by the security guard.
"why is it you again!"
She was stopped by the same person three times in one day. Her smile gradually faded and she looked unhappy.
"Sorry, please show your health code when entering the community." The security guard patiently reminded.
Bai Yueling: "???"