After leading his wife home, Jiang Qiao touched his pockets and suddenly stiffened. He looked at Fairy Bai scratching her head with an awkward smile on her face.
"What's wrong?" she asked.
"I just received your call. I didn't even change my pants. I put on my shoes and ran away. I was in a hurry to go out. As a result, I forgot my keys."
"So it's my fault?" Fairy Bai raised her eyebrows. She just forgot about it. She had to have something to do with her and said a lot of things. What does it mean
"Blame me, blame me..."
Jiang Qiao stood helpless at the door: "There are two ways now, one is to wait for my dad to get off work, the other is to wait for my mom to get off work. Calculating the time, there is about half an hour left. If you are lucky, you can wait until they get off work together. .”
Bai Yueling rolled her eyes and thought of two other options. What she said was like she didn't say it.
"Get out of the way."
Jiang Qiao looked at her warily: "What do you want to do? Don't mess around. This door is not cheap."
She was afraid that if she couldn't help but kick it out with a heavy but gentle kick, the door would be intact and the whole building would collapse.
"Am I like the kind of person who breaks up the house if we disagree?" she said angrily.
"Aren't all of you immortal cultivators like this? You can do it, but you won't do it."
Fairy Bai didn't want to pay attention to this fool. She put her finger close to the door lock, and the pure white spiritual power visible to the naked eye poured into the lock core. Then she twisted it gently, and the door opened. She took out the spiritual key and put it into her body and disappeared in an instant.
Jiang Qiao blinked his eyes and almost forgot about the skill of spiritual modeling. The inner demon used this method to sneak into his house every night. As a victim, he knew it very well.
After returning home, Bai Yueling suddenly felt relaxed physically and mentally. She didn't have to worry about other people's eyes and could lie down and sit freely. Maybe this was home, a harbor of her own.
Oh, that's wrong, I don't have a home, I just live in Jiangqiao temporarily.
Thinking of this, Fairy Bai suddenly became unhappy. With the monthly salary she received from Jiang Qiao, she didn't know how long it would take before she could move out and own her own home.
She's so stingy, don't you know how to raise her salary a little
Fairy Bai glanced at Jiang Qiao, who was changing his shoes, secretly stretched out his finger, and shocked him hard while he wasn't paying attention.
"Ah ah ah..." Jiang Qiao suddenly collapsed on the ground and trembled with twitching all over.
After a while, he came to his senses and said in an angry tone: "The dignified Immortal Emperor actually made a sneak attack. You don't have martial ethics!"
"Really? The cause and effect of not telling me the health code is over. What's left is the cause and effect of you scolding me for breaking my brain. This time I'm going to shock you in front of you?"
The corner of her mouth curled up into a smile, which frightened Jiang Qiao into turning around and running away.
Seeing him running back to the bedroom in panic, Bai Yueling pursed her lips. She was really a coward. Didn't she just scare him? How could he be so scared? This little electric current was not even one billionth of the power of the Heavenly Tribulation. .
Fu Lu Shou Xi came out of the nest, meowed and rubbed her ankles.
She touched the cats' heads, then picked them up and put them on her lap. She took out her mobile phone to browse the small website. When she didn't want to study, she would watch videos. Time passed quickly.
The home page recommended her a batch of videos about fear of insufficient firepower. This is also the type of video that Fairy Bai likes to watch the most.
Those powerful weapons and equipment represent the most cutting-edge science and technology in the world. If you can understand the principles thoroughly, they will be used throughout your life.
Think about it, a mortal can easily kill a young monk who has just embarked on the road with just a pistol. If a few Dongfeng Express is sent, the mountain guarding formations of many holy places will not be able to withstand it.
The scary thing about this thing is that it can be produced in unlimited quantities. As for the more terrifying hydrogen mushrooms, there is no upper limit to the power in theory.
Although some powerful immortal magic spells can also achieve that level, they are based on massive spiritual power. To put it simply, if you hand an immortal weapon to an ordinary monk, he will not be able to activate it at all.
But the nuclear fission, nuclear fusion, and even the most advanced annihilation reaction of mushroom eggs can detonate huge energy at the expense of a small amount of matter.
This mass-energy conversion efficiency is really too terrifying. I don’t know whether spiritual power follows this physical law. If you can rub a spiritual power nuclear bomb with your hands, it will be exciting to think about it.
After a while, Jiang Qiao secretly opened the door, glanced at Bai Xianzi, who was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, and coughed lightly.
Bai Yueling double-tapped the screen with her finger to pause the playback, then looked back at him: "What kind of organization is the War Ignorance Bureau?"
"The War Deception Bureau is a mysterious organization in our country. Its full name is the Strategic Deception Bureau. Its purpose is to disrupt the vision of all parties, cover up our strategic intentions, and secretly grow bigger and stronger."
"Play pig eat tiger?"
"almost."
Jiang Qiao looked at her strangely: "Why do you ask this?"
"I just watched the video and saw a group of troll netizens posting comments like 'The war is outrageous,' 'A century of cheating is ruined' and the like. I was a little confused, so I asked by the way." Bai Yueling said casually.
She suddenly found that she had become a little lazy after being together with Jiang Qiao for a long time. In the past, if she saw a term she didn't understand, her first reaction was to ask Du Niang, but now...
Wait until you finish watching this video and then ask, wow, the next video is also good, watch another one.
Jiang Qiao heard the March of Steel Torrent coming from her mobile phone and asked subconsciously: "Are you watching PLA?"
"What is PLA?"
"It's the abbreviation of the Terrorism Agency."
Fairy Bai drew inferences: "Is the full name the Strategic Intimidation Bureau?"
"Yes, the purpose is to use strong military strength to scare other countries. It can be said to be the lifelong enemy of the war."
Bai Yue was very happy. These two mysterious organizations sounded very interesting. One deceived and the other threatened, and they had people's hearts firmly in their grasp.
"Where are you from?" she asked curiously.
"Of course it's a war situation. Every rabbit has a severe phobia of lack of firepower. This disease is innate and has no cure. Unless I can kill aliens like you with one shot, I will almost feel at ease. Yes." Jiang Qiao smiled.
Bai Yueling: "..."
This guy really dares to think that it took her nearly 10,000 years to achieve her current level of cultivation and realm. She is still the most amazing and talented person in 10,000 years. 99% of the monks have turned into withered bones on the path to immortality.
If a super weapon that can kill the Immortal Emperor in one shot is really developed in batches, will they be allowed to live
She suddenly turned over, grabbed Jiang Qiao's collar and pushed him down on the sofa, saying harshly: "Are you unable to speak without giving me an example?"
"Oh, fairy, I was wronged." Jiang Qiao was pinned down on the sofa and couldn't move, struggling to speak.
Bai Yueling sneered: "Huh, unjustly accused? I think that's what you think in your heart! You are being attacked by me every day, and your heart must be full of resentment, so you naturally regard me as an imaginary enemy, and let you get this weapon in due course, right? Want to kill me with one shot?"
Jiang Qiao shook his head hard: "I'm not, I didn't, it's absolutely impossible!"
Fairy Bai held him down and gave him another harsh shock: "You've already started firing, and you still say you haven't!"
Jiang Qiao shouted in pain.
"Fairy, please forgive me, this cannon is not that cannon, this thing is not that thing..."