No matter Jiang Qiao talked long and short, he still received a random electric shock.
Fairy Bai couldn't understand the profound Chinese, but she knew that he couldn't spit out ivory from his dog's mouth, so it probably wasn't a good word.
At this time, Fu Lu Shouxi came over and gently licked his shit shovel. Seeing that his body twitched and then ran to the crook of Bai Fairy's legs, he probably saw the shit shovel. Still breathing, not dead.
Jiang Qiao stuck out his numb tongue, sat next to Fairy Bai, secretly hooked her little finger, and pretended to change the topic: "How about going out today?"
Bai Yueling looked down at his dishonest dog paw, and subconsciously wanted to pull her fingers out, but when she thought of saving money to buy a house, she held it in for a long time and said in a depressed voice, "You have to add money today."
"No problem, more money." Jiang Qiao nodded seriously.
"Two hundred!" She stared fiercely.
"Two hundred is two hundred!"
He pinched his fingertips gently, but he didn't dare to push too far. He could only press his fingertips for a while and then stop.
There was a slight touch on her finger. Thinking of her salary, Fairy Bai took a deep breath and finally endured it. As long as he doesn't go too far and for the sake of money, just follow him.
Jiang Qiao secretly looked at her micro-expression, feeling uneasy in his heart. This person who spent money was different. If he had dared to touch her like this before, he might have been shocked long ago.
He boldly began to hang on Fairy Bai's fingertips with his nails. Bai Yueling's palms felt numb and she felt panicked. She immediately squeezed them tightly and warned him in a deep voice.
"Don't move!"
Jiang Qiao bared his teeth in pain and shouted, "Ah, it hurts. Fairy, please relax a little, your fingers and nails will be crushed by you!"
Fairy Bai snorted softly: "Do you still dare to move?"
"Ooooooo, I don't dare anymore. I don't dare anymore." Jiang Qiao looked at his slightly red and swollen thumb and was about to cry. Why did he have to risk death to test the fairy's bottom line
Fairy Bai retracted her hand into her sleeve, no longer giving him the opportunity to take advantage, and whispered: "I held hands with you today, two hundred yuan, don't forget it!"
"No!"
Jiang Qiao gritted his teeth and refused: "Haven't you heard this sentence? Customers are God. I spent money to buy services, but I didn't enjoy the service and was abused by you. At this time, I still have to give you money. Why? ?”
"you!"
Bai Yueling was extremely angry. It was clearly his fault, yet he beat her up and threatened her with money!
She took a deep breath, stretched out her hand from her sleeve, and handed it over with only one little finger.
"I promised you I would just pull my fingers, I didn't tell you to knead and squeeze them!"
"If you don't rub it, I won't be able to get in."
Jiang Qiao immediately hooked his little finger with a smile, and only occasionally rubbed it slightly, but Bai Yueling moved her lips but said nothing.
"You haven't said anything yet. How do you feel after being out all day today?" Jiang Qiao asked casually.
"I feel very good. I walked in front of the police with a swagger, and no one asked me about my identity. I have completely adapted to modern society. As long as I don't say that I am an alien, no one will find out."
"Well, what did you do today?"
"I read books at Huaxin Bookstore, went to the supermarket like ordinary people, took a reasonably fast train, and tried on a few clothes, but I didn't buy them because I didn't think they looked good." Bai Xianzi told it seriously. Just made up the story.
"Tsk, tsk, you can't tell, it's not bad."
Jiang Qiao clicked his tongue in admiration, and suddenly asked abruptly: "What does the subway look like?"
Bai Yueling was suddenly dumbfounded, and then looked at him with a frown on her face: "Why, do you suspect me of lying, or do you suspect that I have never taken a train?"
"Don't dare, don't dare, how could Sister Fairy lie? I'm afraid you're on the wrong train. Is the train you're talking about a car that runs very fast underground and is on fire?"
Bai Yueling blinked and then nodded heavily: "Yes, it's the burning car."
Jiang Qiao said quietly: "The train didn't catch fire at all..."
Fairy Bai's expression froze, and she immediately realized that this guy was trying to deceive her, and he succeeded.
She pulled hard, pressed him on the sofa, twisted his ears and said harshly: "Gou Jiangqiao, have you noticed it a long time ago?"
"What did you find?" Jiang Qiao asked knowingly.
"You found me..." Fairy Bai's tone paused, and then she twisted her hand, "Speak for yourself!"
"Ah, it hurts. I said, I found that you only walked around in front of the Huaxin Bookstore. You were stopped at the entrance of the supermarket. You couldn't enter the clothing store, so you could only look at the clothes hanging in the window display. The subway doesn't catch fire at all, it's a carriage that runs very fast on the rails. You can't go anywhere this day, but you're afraid that I'll make fun of you if you get home early, so you can only wander outside... "
Jiang Qiao looked at her pitifully: "Am I right?"
Fairy Bai's face turned hot. Could this guy be clairvoyant? How could you guess so accurately! That’s outrageous!
"You...how do you know everything? Tell me, are you secretly following me again?"
"Because I can read minds, I know everything you are thinking! Hum."
"You're still a mind reader. Why didn't you say you wanted to go to heaven? Hurry up and get real!"
Fairy Bai didn't believe it at all. She exerted force on her hand, and Jiang Qiao immediately screamed in pain.
"It's all my guess. Because you don't have a health code and the city is under martial law, you can't go anywhere. I analyzed your behavior pattern based on your personality and came to the conclusion just now. This is called psychology. If you want If you want to learn, call me Master and I can teach you."
"Pooh!"
Bai Xianzi spat and stopped. She had already been fooled once, how could she be fooled a second time? This guy wanted to take advantage of her again.