Jiang Qiao pulled Bai Xianzi over and there happened to be a couple masturbating there.
The woman said she wanted the life-size pillow, and the man vowed that he was a master of guns when he was a child and would get it back. However, he spent 100 yuan and fired 100 bullets, but he only won a 10-dollar doll.
The sweet-looking girl walked away angrily on the spot.
Will you die if you don't brag? !
"You two handsome guys and beauties also want to play?" the boy in the store asked habitually while inflating the balloons.
"If we pop all the balloons at once, besides the computer, will the life-size pillow also belong to us?" Jiang Qiao asked.
The boy looked back at the computer placed at the top for display to attract customers, and almost laughed out loud.
His computer has been here for two months. Not to mention the computer, he even gave away a life-size doll. He seems to be named Fan Shisan. He is a swordsman wearing a mask and carrying a sword. He uses vermicelli to hold the balloon. They were all exposed, but after that day, his photos were circulated throughout the circle and he was no longer allowed to enter.
The little brother smiled and nodded: "Yes, there are a hundred balloons in total, 50 red and 50 green. If you can knock them all out in one go, the computer and life-size pillow will be yours."
Jiang Qiao and Bai Xianzi looked at each other and saw joy in each other's eyes.
"Okay, let's do a hundred rounds."
Jiang Qiao directly scanned the QR code to pay the bill, took a look at the gun, and looked up at him: "Boss, if you don't feel comfortable using the gun, can you just throw it away with your hands?"
The boss was stunned for a moment, and the people around him were also stunned. It's already 2022, and the entire society is involved in the internal crisis. How come there are still people who actively ask to make it more difficult for themselves
Generally speaking, the force of throwing bullets with bare hands is not necessarily as strong as that of a toy gun. And won't your hands get sore after throwing it a hundred times
However, there was the example of swordsman Fan Shisan. The boss looked at him suspiciously, fearing that another practitioner was deliberately trying to mess up the situation.
The boss looked at his hands carefully. The palms were delicate and without calluses. He was probably just an ordinary person who wanted to express himself in front of his girlfriend.
He has seen many such people, wasn't he the last one
I lost 100 yuan, but ended up making a 10 yuan doll, the wholesale price was 2 yuan, and I even made my girlfriend angry.
"Okay, no problem. As long as you are outside the four-meter red line, no matter what method you use, as long as you can break the balloon according to the rules of the game, you will win."
"That's a good feeling."
Jiang Qiao smiled and handed the bullet bag to Bai Xianzi: "Come here, watch carefully and shoot red first, then green. Our target is the computer."
Fairy Bai took a deep breath and nodded heavily.
"Didn't you hit me?" The younger brother's eyes widened, becoming more and more confused.
"Yes, my girlfriend's hands are itchy and she wants to play with them." Jiang Qiao took Fairy Bai's hand and showed it to his boss.
Fairy Bai pursed her lips. This person was so shameless. He always said he was her girlfriend when meeting everyone. It was obviously a lie, right
Hearing this, the boss felt even more relieved. What does a girl know? No wonder he said he had to throw it with his hands, probably because he didn't know how to shoot.
It seems that the 100 yuan was earned in vain, and I might not even be able to give away the 10 yuan doll.
Fairy Bai touched the plastic bullet to feel it twice, and had to control her strength so that she could only break the balloon just right, instead of having to embed it into the wall after popping it.
Jiang Qiao said that it would be on TV.
"As long as I pop up all the balloons, all the things you put on top are mine, right?" She confirmed again. It was really unimaginable that such a good thing could exist in the world. What does this have to do with free prostitution? the difference.
"Yes, everyone present is a witness. Could I still lie to you?"
The boss said with a smile. He saw Fairy Bai's confident look, and he was also confident. It seemed that everyone standing here playing balloons was confident, but in the end they all came back disappointed. He was the only one who made money. money.
This couple is no exception.
Fairy Bai nodded, holding the bullet in his hand and his eyes suddenly became serious.
The boss thought that this beautiful girl wearing a mask would throw it with her hands, but judging from her posture, it was a finger snap
Do you think you are Huang Yaoshi
He sneered subconsciously.
Jiang Qiao also held his breath and looked at her. The cowhide was blown out first. After all, she was a fairy who had lived for ten thousand years. She wouldn't miss this little game, right
The next moment, five "bang", "bang", "bang", "bang" and "bang" were heard in succession.
The boss opened his mouth wide and looked back at the balloon wall. Five green balloons shattered in response.
Fairy Bai was very proud. Jiang Qiao said he would hit the red ones first, but she chose to hit the green ones first because she wanted to go against him!
She continued to snap her fingers, and the balloons exploded one after another, with perfect accuracy.
The boss also realized at this time that he had met a trainer who was cheating and picking up bargains. He looked back at his laptop worth 5,000 yuan, and suddenly felt so sad that he wanted to cry, and his heart was bleeding.
If I had known that this girl was so powerful and knew how to use magic powers, I would have given her a life-size pillow instead of losing thousands of dollars.
He tremblingly took out his mobile phone to take a video. This girl must be spread in the circle. Next time he meets her, he will say nothing to let her play again.
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boom!
The last small red balloon exploded. Bai Xian flicked his fingers and looked at the boss with a smile.
"Does this count as a win?"
"Ah... Well, let's do the math."
The boss nodded with a sad face. He often walked by the river without getting his shoes wet. He understood this sentence. Last time, Fan Shisan just brought a pillow. This time, he lost a computer. It was a big loss. Arrive at grandma’s house.
He reluctantly put the laptop into a box and handed it to Jiang Qiao, and then picked up a life-size bear.
Jiang Qiao looked at the equally big Pikachu next to him and smiled: "Boss, can you exchange the pillow for that Pikachu?"
"Okay, I'll change it for you." The boss nodded in disinterest. This time he admitted defeat. His work for most of the month could be said to have been in vain.
"Thank you very much, boss."
Fairy Bai came over at this time, looked at the boss, and asked with some embarrassment: "Well... can I play again?"
This feeling of having sex for free is great anytime.
The boss's face suddenly turned dark. Is this woman going to vacate his shop if she continues to play
He quickly took out a cigarette and handed it over, and said in a low voice: "Brother, it's not easy to do business when you are away from home. Isn't your killing everyone too much? How about you just take two of the things I have that you like?" Can you please give me a way to survive?"
Jiang Qiao quickly apologized. He understood the principle of giving up when you get something. Although there is no reason to turn away tourists in an amusement park, if the situation is too tense, it will not end well for everyone.
"She was joking with you. She agreed to play it only once."
Before leaving, Jiang Qiao took another lucky cat piggy bank worth dozens of dollars.
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(Ahem, the second part of the extra chapter "Fairy Goes to Hell" has been written, dddd, if you are a fan and it's worth it, just jump in)