"ha?"
Jiang Qiao suddenly looked up. He subconsciously checked to see if there were any cameras installed in the cockpit. But he was overthinking and didn't find any.
"What, isn't it good to do that kind of thing here?" Jiang Qiao said hesitantly.
Fairy Bai was stunned for a moment, and then she realized what she was doing. She gritted her teeth and kicked him over. Sure enough, her mind was full of pornographic waste, and she was still thinking about it at this time.
"Rogue, pervert, lecher, scoundrel, who would do that kind of thing to you!"
"Ah, it hurts..." Jiang Qiao cried out in pain.
Her face turned red and she hummed softly: "Hurry up, lift up your clothes and let me take a look."
"oh."
Jiang Qiao nodded and stood up and began to take off his clothes.
Fairy Bai retreated nervously: "You, you, you... what do you want to do? Let me tell you, if you dare to mess around, believe it or not, I will kick you out of here?"
Jiang Qiao looked at her in surprise: "Fairy, please respect yourself! What are you thinking about? I'm wearing a down jacket and a sweater outside, and a woolen sweater inside. How can I lift up my clothes without taking off my clothes in this situation? look?"
"???"
Fairy Bai took a deep breath, why is this person like this? He is obviously full of sentimental feelings, but now he is beating him up
The next second, she became nervous again.
"Just take off your clothes. Why are you taking off your belt?"
"Didn't you see that my sweater was stuck in?"
"Oh oh oh..."
Looking at his nonchalant expression, Fairy Bai's face turned a little hot, as if... she was indeed thinking wildly.
She has never been like this before, it must be the inner demon affecting her Taoist heart again!
Seeing him taking off half of his pants, revealing his gray long johns, Fairy Bai suddenly realized: "Can't you just pull your sweater out?"
"Well... my cardigan is also tucked in."
Fairy Bai sneered: "Don't you know how to pull out the sweater first and then the cardigan?"
Jiang Qiao was stunned for a moment, scratched his head and smiled: "Look, if you don't remind me, I will forget it."
"So why don't you hurry up and pull up your pants for me? If you dare to play any more tricks, believe it or not, I will give you another punch to make your condition worse?"
“…”
She doesn't even hide her threats. Is this woman a devil
Jiang Qiao used his down jacket and sweater as cushions on the chair, then lay down with his legs bent and lifted up the last piece of autumn clothing to reveal his flat chest to her.
"Look, it's all green here. It was fine before, but now it's like this after you punched me. You said you didn't use any force?"
Jiang Qiao said with regret. He had known that riding the Ferris wheel would result in a slap in the face. He didn't come even if he said nothing. This bullshit date place is a perfect place for beatings.
"Take your hands off and just lie down and don't move. What do you mean, you don't understand me, the Immortal Emperor?" Fairy Bai gave him a faint look.
"You won't give me another sudden blow, will you?" Jiang Qiao suddenly panicked. The moment just now almost interrupted him.
After all, it’s fun to play, noisy to noisy, don’t make fun of your life.
No matter how good the fairy is, if you have no life to chase, there is only an egg to use.
"Yes, I will smash your head with a hammer next time."
Jiang Qiao looked confused: "Where did you learn these dirty words? You didn't know these before."
"Lol, it's fun to watch them squirt at each other."
He was speechless. Who are these people
"Please tell me what's going on with my chest. Are the bones broken? Is the bone spur just half a centimeter away from the heart?"
"Shut up, if you keep mumbling any more, I'll smash your head in!"
"Ahem, don't say... don't say."
Fairy Bai glared at him, then raised her hand and slapped him on the chest. Jiang Qiao was so frightened that he quickly closed his eyes. It's over. This time, his life will be decided here.
The angry blow he imagined did not come. Jiang Qiao slowly opened one eye, and the soft little hand fell lightly on his chest. There seemed to be a warm force in the palm of his hand that slowly fainted on the blue area. Open, a numbing feeling spreads throughout the body.
Not to mention, these soft and boneless jade hands are quite comfortable to rub.
"Yeah~" Jiang Qiao gasped subconsciously.
Fairy Bai stiffened, and then her face turned crimson. I personally treated his injuries. Is this damn ghost still out of breath
Those who didn't know thought they were doing something embarrassing.
"Huh? Why did you stop? Try harder~continue~don't stop~"
He opened his eyes and looked at Fairy Bai with a frosty face, and the expression of enjoyment on her face suddenly solidified.
"Use harder, right? Don't stop, right? Then it's up to you~"
Fairy Bai agreed coquettishly, and then angrily slapped him several times. There were immediately a few bright red palm prints, and a sound like killing a pig was heard in the cockpit.
"Ah... it hurts... no more, no more, fairy, I was wrong! I was so wrong!"
The two lovers downstairs who were hugging each other and kissing each other looked at each other, and they both saw something strange in each other's eyes. What on earth were the couple above doing, making such miserable noises
Could it be that the man tried to force himself after his confession failed, but in the end he was punished by the other party
Jiang Qiao was beaten almost to the point of losing his temper. She would definitely take revenge. If she dared to beat him so confidently, she would definitely be able to cure him in a short time.
Fairy Bai controlled his strength extremely well, only hurting him but not causing any internal injuries, lest this guy lose his memory.
"Do you want more?" Fairy Bai asked in confusion.
"No, I really don't want it anymore." Jiang Qiao shook his head vigorously, determined not to fall for it.
"I originally wanted to rub it for you, but since you don't want it..."
Jiang Qiao was about to cry but had no tears. If you hadn't told me earlier, this fairy would have followed the bad example of the people on the Internet and would play with his feelings.
"What... I mean, actually, the place where you just punched me still hurts a little bit. Check to see if there was any internal injury from you." He blinked his big, innocent eyes.
"Well, you've suffered internal injuries. You will be bloody within three days. If you can't draw out this energy, your heart will explode and you will die." Fairy Bai nodded seriously.
Jiang Qiao was like a human spirit, so he didn't know Fairy Bai was teasing him.
He sighed: "Oh, forget it, just die. Maybe I am destined to have this disaster. If the fairy can continue to help me heal my wounds and relieve pain, then I will die without regrets."
Fairy Bai glared at him without saying anything, not knowing what was going on in this guy's mind.
A pair of jade hands continued to roam around his chest, and strands of spiritual power slowly penetrated from her palms, completely eliminating the green and red palms.
"The mortals in your world are really in poor physical condition. Even a small injury like this can make you cry for your father and mother. If you get to Ziweixing, you won't even be able to endure the pain of breaking through the acupoints."
Fairy Bai complained softly, and Jiang Qiao continued to enjoy Fairy Bai's caress, humming comfortably.
"The fairy caressed my body as if caressing the body of a fairy..."
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(The second part of Fairy’s if line was updated yesterday, family members, remember to go home and read it)