"You're unreasonable!" He almost screamed in pain.
"Who asked you to act like a hooligan in public!" Fairy Bai's face turned red.
"I'm just telling the truth. If you hadn't kicked around, would these things have happened?" Jiang Qiao put on a mask of pain and defended righteously.
Even in the face of powerful forces, he must uphold justice for his brother and cannot suffer such unfair injustice.
"But...but you can't say that...that!"
"Which one? Egg? If I don't say egg, what should I say?" Jiang Qiao asked.
Fairy Bai was speechless for a moment, she was not a man, how did she know what to say!
After a few minutes, Jiang Qiao still couldn't calm down. The two of them sat dryly on the sofa without going to get the food. White smoke gradually came out of the baking pan.
"That... does it... really hurt?" Fairy Bai asked with a blushing face.
"Otherwise, where do you think this is? There are people practicing Iron Head Kung Fu, Iron Sand Palm, and Iron Cloth Shirt. Have you ever heard of people practicing Iron Crotch Kung Fu?" Jiang Qiao said angrily.
Fairy Bai was silent. She suddenly thought of a horizontal training technique called the Golden Bell Cover in Buddhism. The cover door is under the crotch.
As a mortal, Jiang Qiao was hit in the vital point by himself again. It looked like he was indeed in pain.
"Then... what can I do for you?" Fairy Bai pinched her fingers and had a troubled face.
Hearing this, Jiang Qiao's face lit up with joy, and he asked tentatively.
"How about you heal me like you did on the Ferris wheel? Wherever it hurts, heal it. The fairy will rejuvenate and cure the disease at your fingertips!"
Fairy Bai was stunned for two seconds and suddenly realized that Jiang Qiao, a shameless villain, was teasing her again! There... is that where girls can rub it? !
"Bold lewd thief, if you weren't outside, I would have stabbed you to death right now!" Fairy Bai whispered and stood up in shame and anger, and went to get the food.
I was thinking of him with good intentions, but he was just thinking about other things. Don’t they all say that pornography, gambling and drugs are illegal? Why didn’t the police arrest him
Jiang Qiao felt aggrieved. He was obviously the one who was injured and almost exterminated his descendants, but Fairy Bai not only refused to heal his injuries, but also stepped on him hard.
He smacked his lips and turned to look at the graceful figure of the White Fairy, as if... it seemed that the joke was a bit too big.
He casually rubbed his crotch and stood up to follow. When he saw that Fairy Bai only took vegetables, he said sadly:
"Fairy, if you eat like this, we won't be able to make back our money even if we eat our own belly full. Didn't I just tell you, take whatever is expensive? Look at things like beef, oysters, and shrimps, but... Eat as much as you want, and if you don’t like the drinks, there’s yogurt over there, so feel free to grab it, and there will be steak soon.”
Bai Xianzi pursed her lips. Her diet had always been very light, but Jiang Qiao also said just now that if you don't eat hard, it would be equivalent to taking advantage of capitalists like the boss.
128 yuan for two people is very expensive. An hour's massage for him only costs 100 yuan. Last time I went to that old noodle shop with him and had two bowls of noodles for less than 20 yuan.
Indeed, you must make back all the money you spent, otherwise you will lose money.
Jiang Qiao was busy picking out the rare and expensive ones. There was no vegetarian food on the plate, it was all meat.
"What are those little plates they have for?"
"It's a dipping sauce. You can mix it with whatever flavor you like. After baking it for a while, dip it in and eat it. It will taste better."
"oh."
Seeing her lack of interest, Jiang Qiao couldn't help but say: "When you go out to play, you have to throw away the rules and regulations. No matter whether there are nutrients or not, or whether there are impurities, you might as well accept the rules of this society like ordinary people. Everything, eat whatever tastes good.”
"So, you want spicy food?" Fairy Bai glanced at him.
Jiang Qiao looked serious: "I can eat three pieces of the same meat without dipping it in seasoning, or I can eat ten pieces with it dipping it in seasoning. Which one do you choose?"
She lowered her eyelids and gently twitched the corners of her mouth: "Just this once, never again."
"Oh yeah! Fairy, I love you so much!"
Jiang Qiao accidentally took her hand and kissed her. Then he froze, as if he was on the verge of being beaten again.
He raised his head and secretly glanced at her face. Her face instantly turned crimson, and she seemed to be in a daze like him, unable to react.
"Ahem... I'll get the dipping sauce. Fairy, uh, you can do whatever you want." He was worried that Fairy Bai would get angry the next second and run away in a flash.
Fairy Bai stood there without blinking like a sculpture, holding her breath nervously, her heart pounding. The slut said he liked her and... boldly kissed her hand
He, how dare he!
Are you really not afraid of shocking him yourself
Damn Jiang Qiao, a pervert, a hooligan, a lecher, and a scoundrel, I'll go back and electrocute you to death!
For a time, strange emotions spread wantonly in my heart.
She blushed and subconsciously did not dare to look over to Jiang Qiao. She lowered her head and served herself a bowl of corn ribs soup. After a few sips, her panic and anxiety finally calmed down, but her face was still blushing.
"Damn inner demon! Is this a troublemaker? You can't even think of disturbing my Taoist heart!" She said loudly in her heart.
"Tsk tsk tsk, cold and aloof Fairy Bai, I didn't do anything in secret. It's you who thinks about it. Don't think about throwing all the blame on me. You, your Taoist heart is getting more and more unstable~" The inner demon is charming The voice sounded directly in her mind.
"You...I didn't!" She said angrily, "Come out on your own, I don't want to eat this meal."
"Are you shy? Are you panicking? You don't know how to face him? So you want me to deal with it? Isn't it just a kiss, and it's a kiss on the hand. If you really want to have a clear conscience, what are you worried about?"
The inner demon joked: "Oh~ By the way, Jiang Qiao really loves you. Do you want to accept him? You should also have a crush on him, right?"
"Shut up and stop trying to trick me!"
"Well, it's not impossible for me to come out, but have you really thought about it? What if I kiss him..."
"Shut up!"
Fairy Bai forced herself to sit back down calmly. Jiang Qiao had already begun to baste the meat with oil. The baking pan was filled to the brim, and the aroma of meat wafted out.
Both of them avoided talking about what happened just now. Jiang Qiao felt guilty and was afraid of getting electric shock. Fairy Bai didn't know what to say. She was confused when she thought about what happened just now. The scene was a little awkward for a while.
"This tender beef is delicious, try it."
“The Pipi shrimp tastes very delicious, and it’s delicious even without dipping sauce.”
"And this scallop, it tastes amazing after it's grilled."
"Are you thirsty? Let me get you some yogurt?"
At this time, Jiang Qiao was very attentive and poured all the roasted meat into Bai Xianzi's bowl.
Fairy Bai swallowed the roasted meat and said to him very seriously:
"Next time, next time you dare to kiss me, I will electrocute you!"