Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 13: 13. Give me some of your food

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While Bai Yueling was taking a bath, Jiang Qiao secretly returned to his room holding the fairy skirt.

The clothes were still wet from the rain, and the washing machine was on the balcony. He figured out that women tend to take a slow bath. It took more than half an hour last night, so a quick wash of ten minutes should be enough.

Listening to the sound of water splashing from the bathroom, Jiang Qiao threw the fairy skirt into the washing machine, poured in the laundry detergent, and pressed the switch.

Time passed by, and the bathroom door suddenly opened. Jiang Qiao froze and mechanically turned his head to look at the remaining time displayed on the washing machine, which showed that there were still 6 minutes left.

Why did she take a shower so quickly today

"You don't seem to have been washing for a long time. Do you want to wash it again?" He tried to ask.

"No need, Dao Ti is flawless. Besides, didn't you just say you wanted to take me out?"

Jiang Qiao's breathing was stagnant. It turned out that this was the problem.

Bai Yueling walked over. She changed into elegant Hanfu, a flowing fairy skirt, a large-sleeved shirt, and fluttering clothes. She was full of fairy spirit that was not stained by the world.

She looked at the rumbling machine on the balcony and asked curiously: "What is this?"

"In the washing machine, throw the dirty clothes you have worn into it, pour in the laundry detergent, and press this button to automatically clean them," Jiang Qiao said.

Bai Yueling clicked her tongue in surprise.

"There are quite a few sects on Ziwei Star that study strange sects and mechanisms, but none of them are as clever as ordinary people in this world."

Jiang Qiao smiled and handed her the hair dryer: "Because we cannot practice cultivation, we can only spend a lot of time on how to improve the quality of life. In modern society, almost most labor can be replaced by machines."

Bai Yueling nodded, but no matter what, the mortals in this world were extremely smart. In comparison, the mortals in Ziweixing were like uncivilized fools.

She took the hair dryer, plugged it in, and stood in front of the mirror blowing her hair.

In her world, mortals who could not practice cultivation could only dry their hair with a towel and wait for it to dry naturally. This strange object was indeed very convenient.

The roaring washing machine on the balcony suddenly stopped after making a few beeps. Jiang Qiao glanced at Fairy Bai, who was still blowing her hair in the bathroom, and was about to tiptoe back to the room with her clothes in her arms.

Bai Yueling touched the humidity of her hair and pulled out the plug when she felt it was enough.

As soon as Jiang Qiao opened the lid, he saw Bai Yueling walking out with a hair dryer, so he hurriedly closed it to prevent her from finding out that he was washing clothes she didn't want.

"Why doesn't this washing machine stop? Is it broken?"

"Already... washed." Jiang Qiao looked a little nervous.

"Quite fast."

Seeing Jiang Qiao standing motionless in front of the washing machine, Bai Yueling frowned: "Why don't you take out the clothes to dry?"

"You have to wait a while, the washing machine will automatically heat and dry the clothes." Jiang Qiao said seriously.

"so… "

"Just put this hair dryer in your room. I have short hair, so I usually don't need it. The air heater in the bathroom will dry it after two blows."

Bai Yueling nodded slightly. Jiang Qiao looked at her back. The moment he walked into the room, he immediately opened the lid of the washing machine, rushed into his room with all the clothes in his arms, and slammed the door.

He leaned against the door, his heart pounding, and he reviewed the situation in his mind. She probably didn't notice him.

No matter what, this set of clothes cannot be hung outside on the balcony!

Now it's his private property!

Jiang Qiao took out the clothes hanger from his closet and hung the fairy skirt on the bay window. There were seven or eight pieces including small coats, middle coats, skirts, gauze shirts, and obscene trousers.

He just tried it with scissors, but it couldn't be cut at all. It was obviously as thin as silk, but it was invulnerable. Based on the quality, bulletproof probably wouldn't be a big problem. It was indeed a treasure.

It was indeed an immortal weapon, but she actually wanted to throw it away quietly

It seems that you have to pay attention to the garbage thrown by the White Fairy at all times in the future, it might be the fairy's belongings!

Jiang Qiao secretly opened the door a crack and squeezed out. As soon as he went out, he saw Bai Yueling staring at him suspiciously: "What were you doing sneakily in the house just now?"

Jiang Qiao had a sullen face and raised his head after a while: "Do I have it?"

Fairy Bai looked at him seriously: "Forget it."

"When are we going to town?"

Jiang Qiao looked at the time. It was almost eight o'clock, and he could almost catch up with the merchants to open their stores when he entered the city.

"Let's go after breakfast." After a pause, he continued to ask: "Do you want to eat something?"

"People who cultivate immortality..."

"I know, Dang Xia Yin reveals the food energy. I don't know if the spirit energy is there. The smog is quite serious." Jiang Qiao shrugged. One person is full and the whole family is not hungry. It is really easy to feed.

"smog?"

"We are at the top of Fairy Peak now, and the air is pretty good. You will know when we enter the city soon."

Jiang Qiao walked downstairs, grabbed a sandwich from the shelf, and made himself a cup of Xiang Piaopiao. A lazy person's breakfast is so simple.

He took a bite of the sandwich and said vaguely: "However, since you plan to integrate into our world and become an ordinary person, you should forget your identity as a fairy, understand the various situations in the world, and enjoy the joys, sorrows, and joys. What do you know? It’s firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea.”

Bai Yueling said nothing, thinking quietly.

"In short, put down your condescending attitude and try to do things that ordinary people do. Only in this way can you add a touch of secular fireworks to your immortality that is not stained by the world. Then you will be more like a human being, not a human being." A fairy that can only be seen from a distance.”

Bai Yueling thought about these words carefully and felt that they made sense.

"If you had been practicing Taoism since childhood, you would have been very talented..."

Jiang Qiao was slightly excited. The immortal supported him. Is the preaching and teaching coming soon

"It's too late for me to practice immortality now! Does the fairy plan to teach me the supreme magic?"

Fairy Bai shook her head with pity: "Your body is filled with dust and poison, intertwined with the flesh and blood of your organs, and it is difficult to remove it. The road is broken. Unless I recover my cultivation and use my magical powers to cleanse your meridians, cut your marrow, and rebuild your bones, otherwise , there is no hope of practicing Taoism in this life.”

Jiang Qiao curled his lips regretfully, saying what he said was in vain.

"Can you give me some of the breakfast you had?" After a moment of hesitation, Bai Yueling said hesitantly.

Jiang Qiao was slightly stunned. He just talked casually, but he actually convinced her

"What kind of flavor do you like? Sweet or spicy?"

"Just light."

Jiang Qiao scratched his head. This wasn't cooking, he just got some light ready-made snacks from a convenience store. After thinking about it carefully, he took a butter bread and a bottle of fresh milk.

He inserted the milk straw and handed it to her: "You can eat it by tearing off the outer packaging bag."

Fairy Bai took the hand, opened her small mouth, took a bite of bread and chewed it carefully, with a graceful posture.