Bai Xianzi was flustered when she heard this. She raised her eyes and glanced at Jiang Qiao, who had a serious look on his face. She hesitated for a long time and said in a depressed tone: "Then I will shock you 101 times until you are sad. I will shock you." Until you don’t like me anymore.”
Jiang Qiao: "???"
What kind of operation does this deserve to be called a fairy? It's so hardcore that it makes people stop thinking about it.
"You are a mortal and I am an immortal. Even if you just gave so many examples, the love between immortals and mortals will not have good results. Yao Ji was suppressed in Taoshan, the Three Holy Mothers were suppressed in Huashan, even the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl were suppressed. Forced separation, we can only meet once a year."
Jiang Qiao was confused: "You even know this?"
Fairy Bai nodded: "When I first came to this world, the first thing I learned about was naturally the various myths and weird legends in this world. Only later did I realize that they were really just legends."
"I understand. Are you afraid that after a few decades, I will be old and you will still be young, and when I turn into a handful of loess, you will be the only one left?"
Fairy Bai bit her mouth and said nothing.
The fact is that the life span of a mortal is too short. Once a monk goes into seclusion, it will take a hundred years at the snap of a finger. Even if she cherishes the time the two of them are together, the day of separation will eventually come.
Instead of suffering in a hundred years, it is better to cut off all thoughts now.
"no!"
She took a deep breath, not sure if it was to convince herself, but her tone suddenly turned cold.
"Jiang Qiao, please give up. I have been seeking immortality since I was a child, and I have given everything I have to practice. As for the love between men and women, and the personal relationships between children, I have long ignored it. Although I am in the world, my heart is transcendent. When dealing with all things, we should follow the Supreme Way of no joy, no sorrow, no emotion, and train ourselves in the world of mortals, so that we can truly transcend."
Jiang Qiao smiled. He had already expected Fairy Bai's attitude. If she was convinced by his few words, she would no longer be the fair Fairy Bai who had been stoic for ten thousand years.
"I'm afraid there is another reason, it's your inner demon, right?"
Fairy Bai was startled, she didn't expect him to see so clearly.
"I have never practiced immortality, and I don't understand the Tao of the Supreme Being, but you always talk about forgetting love. You must know that you must have love first before you can forget love. Why is it that your inner demons are so deep that you cannot resolve them? Have you ever thought that it is you? Were you on the wrong track from the beginning? Forgetting love is not forgetting, nor is it killing love and desire, but seeing through it. If you don’t know what love is, how can you see through it? "
Jiang Qiao held her hand and whispered, and the two walked hand in hand, like a couple.
"If you think it makes sense, I am willing to be the last love tribulation for you on your way to immortality. We will stay together for a hundred years. When I die of old age, you will also experience all kinds of things in the world. Your Taoist heart will be perfect and you will transcend eternity. I only hope that in you In the countless countless years, I occasionally think back to the blink of an eye on the earth, even if I can no longer remember my name, I have no regrets."
Jiang Qiao stopped and smiled at her: "As a protector, this is my responsibility, isn't it?"
Fairy Bai lowered her head and hesitated, but if what Jiang Qiao said was right, after falling in love, you need to forget to transcend, could she still do it at that time? Are you really willing to forget everything for the sake of transcendence and attain the Supreme Way
She didn't know, but just thinking about that day, she couldn't help but feel panic in her heart.
As for the other result, if what he said was wrong and she no longer suppressed her emotions, wouldn't she just fall into the trap of her inner demon
At that time, she will be completely possessed by the devil just like her master, and all life in this world will be in ruins, and there will be no peace anymore.
No matter which outcome it was, she couldn't accept it. Perhaps the best outcome would be for the two of them to maintain their current relationship.
"Caigou, you don't need to say anything anymore. I have made up my mind. Even if the road ahead is cut off, I will never look back!"
Jiang Qiao smiled nonchalantly: "Anyway, liking you is my business. You have the right to refuse my confession, but you have no right to refuse my liking you. Our country stipulates that as long as you don't use dirty tricks, you can like me openly and honestly. It’s not illegal to be alone.”
"Shameless!" Fairy Bai said angrily, she knew this guy would not give up easily.
Jiang Qiao was happy: "Do you know, in today's terms, my behavior is, Yue Ling, I am your licking dog."
"I know you are a loser, why are you a licker again?" Fairy Bai was confused. These new words were still a bit unfamiliar to her.
"Guess~"
"Could it be..." She turned pale and thought of the literal meaning.
The dish dog was a dog he got from playing games. If he was to be her licking dog, would he mean licking her like a dog
Jiang Qiao nodded solemnly: "Yes, from today on, I will lick you desperately, until you feel comfortable and comfortable until you completely fall in love with me!"
Fairy Bai subconsciously squeezed Jiang Qiao's hand tightly, and there were immediately several cracking sounds of bones.
"Ah, it hurts. Why are you pinching me again? The bones... the bones are going to break!"
Fairy Bai looked ashamed and angry: "Thief! How dare you be so vulgar in full view of the world!"
"How vulgar is that? It's normal to be a licker in this era."
She was stunned for a moment. She had thought that this world was a place of progress, with advancement and civilization everywhere. She didn't expect that the people here were so ignorant to the core, and even thought the behavior of animals was normal.
Jiang Qiao glanced at her and continued: "We have a saying here, which is to say that a licking dog will lick everything until the end."
The thought of licking her body made Fairy Bai subconsciously feel disgusted, and she threatened her fiercely.
"No! You are not allowed to lick. If you dare to use your tongue, believe it or not, I will electrocute you into ashes?"
Hearing this, Jiang Qiao's expression suddenly turned strange. No wonder this woman's reaction was so strong.
"You're so good, why am I sticking out my tongue? You don't think you think I'm licking your body with my tongue."
The fairy looked confused: "No... isn't it?"
"Of course not! Although some people do like her, maybe you also..."
"I don't like it!" Fairy Bai interrupted the spell casting fiercely, and clenched her hand again, "So, what exactly is dog licking?"
Jiang Qiao screamed in pain, "That's it... that's it... can you let go first?"
"Say it!"
"In a relationship between a man and a woman, even if you know that the other person doesn't like you, you will continue to please the other person with a hot face and a cold butt."
Fairy Bai looked at him with wide eyes and shouted, "What? You actually want to lick my ass?!"
Jiang Qiao: "..."
The surrounding pedestrians stopped and stared at the two of them.
Jiang Qiao went numb, and Bai Xianzi also realized that the content was wrong, and the two of them fled the scene with blushing faces.
"Sister Fairy, can you think through your head before you speak? I'm just a metaphor, I don't mean to actually lick your ass!"
"Who told you not to explain clearly at the beginning!"