Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 14: 14. Sit on the little electric donkey and laugh

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"What do you think it tastes like?"

Jiang Qiao felt uneasy, and he didn't know if the fairy who didn't eat the fireworks of the world could get used to eating modern food.

Bai Yueling's face was expressionless. In terms of taste, it was delicate and soft, and the unknown liquid wrapped in the middle had a strong milky aroma.

But no spiritual power can be drawn from it. The raw materials are far inferior to rice watered by spiritual springs, and the taste is not as good as the immortal fruit.

But from a mortal perspective, it should be considered a good delicacy.

"not bad."

She took another small sip of milk, frowning, and finally swallowed it.

"Does the milk taste bad?"

Jiang Qiao thought for a while and said: "There was once a Supreme Being who conquered the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths and ruled for eternity. No one dared to be invincible in front of him, but when he was a child, he loved drinking animal milk the most."

Fairy Bai’s eyebrows were raised, why hadn’t she heard of such a supreme being

"The fishy smell is too strong and the taste is too bland, but if you can get used to it, it will be okay."

Think of it as experiencing the suffering of the world.

Jiang Qiao nodded in agreement: "There are too many unscrupulous merchants nowadays. They keep saying that they never forget their original intentions. But after a check, the protein content is getting less and less, and the water content is getting more and more."

"protein?"

"You can simply think of it as nutrients."

With the milk, Bai Yueling finished the butter bread bit by bit, but Jiang Qiao looked at the wrinkled little face and wanted to laugh.

Is it so unpalatable

He was about to close the business when a tourist who went up the mountain to visit the fairy stone suddenly walked into the store to buy something. When he saw Bai Yueling, he thought he saw a fairy descending to earth, and was stunned for a long time.

Fairy Bai frowned, then walked to the counter and stood with Jiang Qiao.

Now that there is no chaos energy to cover her body, anyone can see her face clearly. Such an undisguised gaze makes her very uncomfortable.

"Hey, friend, you came at the right time. I'm about to close the store. What do you want to buy? Hurry." Jiang Qiao urged.

"Oh oh oh, a bottle of Baisei." The man recovered from his daze and looked embarrassed.

Mom, it turns out that there really is a fairy on Fairy Peak. He seemed to be in love, but he fell out of love immediately. The fairy seemed to have a boyfriend.

"Fetion Pay received 4 yuan."

A buzzer sounded in the store, and the tourist walked out of the store. He unscrewed the bottle cap in despair, and his face was filled with the bubbly Coke.

Jiang Qiao turned his head and looked at Bai Yueling seriously: "You are in trouble."

"???"

"Don't you cultivators say that there must be a cause and an effect? You are too beautiful and your temperament is invincible. He lost his composure when he saw you, so his face was filled with soda. In the end, it is all your fault."

Fairy Bai thought deeply and whispered: "So, you are the source of the mistake."

"???"

"If you didn't take me in, I wouldn't be here, let alone be seen by him."

Jiang Qiao's eyes widened, where are your infinite nesting dolls

Seeing his deflated look, Bai Yueling was in an inexplicably good mood.

Jiang Qiao suddenly realized something. If he took her to the city like this, the rate of turning her back would be 100%.

He thought about it and quickly found a veil for her to wear, but the half-covered look while still holding the pipa seemed even more extraordinary.

This illustrates the truth that even if she falls into the mortal world, her temperament cannot be concealed.

"Forget it, forget it, just go out. You can't hide at home all the time. You have to go out and see the world."

Jiang Qiao closed the door and put up a sign saying he was closed for business today.

Bai Yueling stared at the iron frame with two wheels that he pushed out, with a curious look on his face: "Is this the car you are talking about?"

"Small motorcycles are one of the modern means of transportation. They have the advantages of being cheap and easy to charge. They are very popular among ordinary people."

Jiang Qiao sat on it, inserted the key and started it, then walked around on the platform in front of his store to show her the effect.

Bai Yueling found it interesting that this motorcycle could move on its own without being driven by spirit stones. It was not slow, could turn, accelerate, and stop in an emergency. It was light and flexible, and could be controlled by one person, which was very convenient.

Although the speed is much slower than that of a monk flying with a sword, it is so clever compared to a mortal carriage.

Her keen eyes saw directly through the structure. There were a large number of various fine parts. Those special pipes were like meridians that transported so-called electric current to the core to generate power.

The people who made such creations are truly ingenious and ingenious.

The wisdom of ordinary people in this world is truly remarkable.

Jiang Qiao stopped in front of her on his scooter, patted the seat behind him, and said, "If we go into the city, we still have about 10 kilometers to go. I'll take you there."

Bai Yueling lowered her head and glanced. The seat at the back was not big. If she sat on it, their bodies would be close to each other.

"Need not."

Fairy Bai thought for a while and said seriously: "I can keep up with your speed."

Jiang Qiao raised his eyebrows: "How to follow?"

"You're not fast. Although you can't fly now, if you run, I'm sure you can keep up."

After hearing what she said, Jiang Qiao's face suddenly darkened, and a picture appeared in his mind.

- He was riding a motorcycle on the road, followed by a fairy-like woman running wildly.

This speed has completely exceeded the limits of the human body today, and it will 100% be uploaded to the Internet. It is estimated that the police will come to your door this afternoon.

"Do you really want to be exposed? A person running faster than a car is a very unbelievable thing in this world, and we are not the only ones on the road, many people will see it." Jiang Qiao said angrily.

Bai Yueling remained silent, not because she didn't want to, but because she would feel conflicted in her heart when she came into contact with others.

"I only have a small motorcycle now. When I get rich in the future, I may consider buying a four-wheeled car. So, it's up to you whether you go into the city or not. If you don't go, I will avoid being caught by the police and fined if I don't carry people illegally." risks of."

Bai Yueling gritted her teeth, and after fighting for a while, she finally raised her little feet and stepped onto the back seat, but she leaned back as much as possible and kept about a palm's distance from his back.

"Don't touch me, or I'll shock you!" She threatened with narrowed eyes.

Jiang Qiao was so frightened that he said, "Sister Fairy, please don't mess around, this thing will explode!"

She snorted softly and turned her head indifferently: "Then I'll give you a shock when I get home!"

Jiang Qiao was embarrassed.

"Are you seated?"

"Um… "

"Then I'll start it."

Jiang Qiao turned the accelerator, and the motorcycle started happily, then gradually increased its speed and drove down the mountain.

Passing by the Fairy Stone, Bai Yueling saw the man who had just bought a Coke kneeling in front of the stone statue, kowtowing and worshiping.

"What is he doing?"

"Worshiping fairies is basically praying for blessings, hoping that you can find a wife."

"Didn't you say that there are no ascetics in this world?"

"That's false. It was all made up by the ancients. Apart from you, there are no fairies in the world."

The praying customers suddenly felt even sadder when they saw the fairy sitting behind the scooter.

Why can even such a person find a girlfriend.

His BMW is not as good as an electric donkey

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