Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 140: 140. Jiang Lang, come up and play

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After hearing the first half of the sentence, Jiang Qiao almost jumped up with joy. After hearing the second half of the sentence, his excited heart suddenly went cold.

"What, are you kidding me?"

"I'm not joking." Fairy Bai said seriously.

Jiang Qiao choked and forced a smile: "Actually... it's not impossible. You don't even need to do it. I'll burp it myself in a hundred years."

"I can't wait that long, and... since you are my love disaster, then only by killing you and cutting off all the cause and effect can my Taoist heart be perfected." She shook her head.

Jiang Qiao's expression froze, and his facial muscles forced a smile: "Can I resist? And, you also know that in our country, killing is illegal."

Fairy Bai stared at him for a few times before her expression finally relaxed. She was considering killing him, but he was still thinking about herself.

"I was just discussing with you. Since you don't want to, forget it. I'll think of other ways."

Hey? A sudden turn of events

Jiang Qiao felt happy and secretly took her hand and held it in his: "If I had nodded just now, would you have killed me?"

Fairy Bai looked at his dog's paw, hesitated for two seconds, nodded slowly, and then took out his hand without leaving any trace.

Any intimate behavior with Jiang Qiao must be avoided as much as possible now.

Jiang Qiao saw her reaction, but didn't care. He walked to the window alone to look at the night, leaving Fairy Bai with peace of mind.

"Is it because of your inner demons that you suddenly said these words to me?"

"Um."

"Being with me makes your Taoist heart unstable, so the safest way is to completely solve this unstable factor like me?"

"yes."

Jiang Qiao felt a toothache. Fairy Bai's revelation of her true feelings was originally a joyful thing, but in the end, she had to be always on tenterhooks. It was really not easy to ask Fairy to be his wife.

"Is there no other way?" he asked.

"Yes. Zhongce will use physical means to make you lose your memory. As long as you don't pester me, our causal line will naturally become weaker and weaker until it disappears."

Jiang Qiao thought carefully about what physical methods were. Maybe a slap on his head to cause amnesia

No, no, it's too dangerous. What if it breaks like a watermelon.

"What's the next step?"

"I left you to live alone, but with your shameless temperament, you will definitely try your best to find me. In this way, the line of cause and effect will be strong and weak, which is not conducive to practice."

Jiang Qiao turned around to look at her, with a playful smile on his face: "It seems that you understand me very clearly. As long as you walk in the world, you will definitely leave traces. Now that technology is so advanced, even if you hide It won’t be too difficult to find you anywhere in the world.”

"So, then I'd better sh..."

"So, if it doesn't work, don't worry."

He stepped forward, and the two of them were very close. Fairy Bai's heart inexplicably slowed down for another half beat, and a panicked shiver spread throughout her body.

"Don't you place your hopes of getting rid of your inner demons on me? Can we face difficulties together?"

Fairy Bai was so panicked that she took a step back. The determination she had just finally made up was shattered by his hesitation.

"You can't help it."

There was a hint of bitterness in the corner of her mouth. Even she was no match for her. So what could Jiang Qiao, a mere mortal, do

"Actually, what you just said about killing me to perfect the Taoist Heart is just your guess, right? If you have to witness the death of your beloved to awaken the Kaleidoscope, then it is definitely not an immortal technique, but a demonic technique."

"kaleidoscope?"

"Well, the setting of an anime work. Since you have inner demons, you can take a look at it when you have time."

Fairy Bai whispered: "I am indeed just guessing."

"Since it's just a guess, wouldn't your conscience hurt if you want to kill the one you love?"

He skillfully took Fairy Bai's hand and put it on his chest: "Feel it yourself, what's beating here is all my longing for you."

Fairy Bai's face turned red, her heart was beating wildly, and she pulled her hand back in panic.

"Who... who loves you! I just said it's possible. Maybe, do you understand? At most... at most, he has a little affection for you."

Jiang Qiao smiled, and then said with a straight face: "Then it's even more unreasonable. More than friendship, but not a lover, aren't you afraid that it will be useless to kill me? What should I do if my blood is stained on my hands and regret becomes an obsession? ? Even if I wholeheartedly want to help you attain enlightenment, it’s useless!”

"Then what do you think will make it useful?!" Fairy Bai stared at him.

I have to say that what Jiang Qiao said makes some sense. Although she knew very well that she was just looking for a suitable excuse not to kill him.

"As the saying goes, you have to kill the duck when it gets fat. We have to fall in love, get married, have children, cut off the cause and effect when our feelings for each other are the deepest, turn longing and grief into strength, achieve the great road, and achieve transcendence."

Jiang Qiao joked casually, of course, he was not digging a hole for himself.

After the two of them got married and had children, when Fairy Bai was about to kill him, she would say something like, "You can't let your child be without a father since he was a child, Bai Yueling, you are so cruel." Can escape disaster.

"But...but what if I love you too deeply and I can't do anything at that time?" Fairy Bai lowered her eyelids and said in a depressed tone.

This was how her master ended up with his Taoist heart broken and his body dead and Taoism disappearing.

But she didn't notice at all that Jiang Qiao had clearly arranged the rest of her life.

"It's okay. I'll take the initiative when the time comes. In ancient times, Buddha cut meat to feed eagles. What if I sacrifice myself for my wife?"

"Who... who is your wife!?"

She blushed with embarrassment and anger. She was a wife, and Jiang Qiao couldn't hide it from her!

It was actually very funny to see the fairy being shy, and he couldn't help but laugh, but he didn't want to tease her anymore.

"Yue Ling, don't think about it. In fact, it's not that serious. The iron fist of socialism does not allow all kinds of monsters and monsters to exist. I think that cultivating immortals is going against nature, but at the same time it is also a process of checking for omissions and filling in the gaps. Knowing that the road ahead is dead, Why not change the road? There is no need to stick to one thing."

She shook her head: "You are wrong. Cultivation is not walking. If you take the wrong path, you can go back to the fork in the road and choose another one. It is like a tree. Once it grows crooked, you can only saw off the main trunk and grow again."

"That's it, what's the difficulty for you? The main trunk is gone, but the stump is still there. As far as I know, there are three human emperors who created their own methods and became the top priests when the way forward was blocked. ,"

Fairy Bai looked at him angrily: "Which novel is this?"

"Uh... Zhetian Trilogy, you can also read it when you have time. What if it will be helpful to your practice?"

She nodded, taking the words to heart.

Although she now knows that the novel was written by others, many of the descriptions have the flavor of spiritual practice, and what she lacks most now is a perfect state of mind.

"Then... can we start dating seriously now?" Jiang Qiao licked his lips and looked at the impeccably beautiful fairy in front of him seriously, his eyes full of expectation.

She didn't blink, subconsciously holding her breath, clenching her fingers tightly, and her heart beating wildly. This state lasted for several seconds before Fairy Bai blushed and avoided it.

As a result, the Taoist heart that was finally closed cracked again.

Jiang Qiao's influence on her was heavier than she imagined.

"No... of course not! Don't think that just a few words can make me change my practice. Even if I don't kill you for the time being, I can still find a way to forget my feelings!"

Jiang Qiao blinked happily and smiled without saying a word.

He has successfully entered the heart of the pure and stoic fairy. It is not that easy to forget him. It is not true that there is no such thing as forgetfulness in this world.

This wave of fairies cannot escape from the bridge.

"Get out quickly, I'm going to rest soon!" She urged Jiang Qiao to go back to the house, not wanting to see this hateful face for the time being.

Jiang Qiao walked to the door and suddenly turned around and asked, "Well, we are still a fake couple to the outside world, right?"

"No more!" she said angrily.

"Then there's no money left, and even if it's not, you can't refuse me to chase you."

"You are shameless!"

"Hey, I'm just shameless. It's not the first day you've met me."

Fairy Bai was so angry that she grabbed Pikachu and threw it at him. Jiang Qiao hugged Pikachu with both hands and smiled: "If you don't want it, then I will take it back to sleep. You will all discharge anyway. I hold Pikachu just like I hold you." , um... the taste is almost the same.”

He took a deep breath and fled quickly.

The door closed gently, and Fairy Bai looked dull. How could she be like this

Jiang Qiao was definitely the most shameless person she had ever seen. He was becoming more and more arrogant towards her now. It seemed that he was still lacking in energy.

She sat cross-legged on the bed quietly, breathing and meditating at a specific rhythm, so as to calm her restless heart.

The two became closer and closer, and she also realized that she had a good impression of Jiang Qiao. Otherwise, if other men dared to take advantage of him like this, they would have been chopped off with a sword.

She is afraid that she will fall deeper and deeper. She also knows about feelings. There is no turning back, and the threat of the inner demon is right in front of her. If the heart completely collapses and the inner demon takes advantage of it, then Then she was no longer herself.

It's really hard to decide how to choose.

Empty your mind, suppress all distracting thoughts, no longer think about Jiang Qiao, and continue to chant Huang Ting in your heart.

Two hours later, she suddenly opened her eyes, blood was bleeding from the corners of her mouth, and her face was full of disbelief.

As long as she tried to forget Jiang Qiao's existence, her energy and blood would flow backwards, her aura would be disordered and attack her heart, and she would almost become possessed, and her mind would be filled with that shameless yet innocent face.

She wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth and suddenly understood the master a little bit.

Love is hard to overcome, she can't forget it, and she can't kill her. If she continues, she will definitely end up dead.

A bitter smile appeared on Fairy Bai's face. Is this the fate of their lineage

At this time, she remembered the words of her inner demon again. Her path was wrong from the beginning. She might as well try to fall in love with someone, but this would accelerate the collapse of her Taoist heart.

She couldn't help but sigh. She still hadn't figured out why she came to this world after failing to escape the tribulation.

The mortal world is miserable, weak, and full of turmoil. It is not easy to destroy the three cardinal principles and the five constant principles, and to eradicate the seven emotions and six desires. No wonder the Supreme Forgetfulness is the most difficult technique to learn in Ziweixing.

"You are confused again. Instead of denying yourself and doubting yourself, why don't you believe my words?" The inner demon's words slowly rang in her mind.

"Shut up!" Fairy Bai shouted coldly.

The inner demon ignored it directly, and the chuckle continued: "Look at your Taoist heart again. Now it is cracked all over, and it is only one step away from the Taoist heart breaking. I know you, if you don't kill Jiang Qiao now to prove the Taoism, It will be difficult to kill him again.”

"How to practice Taoism, I still need to ask you?"

Fairy Bai simply covered her head and went to sleep. As for the inner demon, she had a clear mirror in her heart and could not be influenced by others.

In the bedroom.

Jiang Qiao was lying on the bed, tossing and turning, unable to sleep. A lot of things happened today. Fairy Bai was acting strange several times, and he even thought it was the demon lady coming out.

Fortunately, I confessed to her today. Although my life may be in danger at any time, it was worth it to hear her say that she liked me.

You must be clear, what he is seeking now is immortality, there is no reason why it is not dangerous.

As for the inner demons that stood between him and Fairy Bai, there was really nothing he could do about her for a while.

However, Jiang Qiao could more or less guess that Fairy Bai must have concealed a lot of things from him, otherwise she wouldn't suddenly want to kill him to keep her Taoist heart pure, which might be a life-threatening matter.

Fortunately, Fairy Bai is still soft-hearted. This is a sign that she loves him.

Just when Jiang Qiao was thinking wildly, his bedroom door suddenly opened. Looking at the pair of scarlet eyes in the darkness, he raised his hand and turned on the bedside night light.

The soft light illuminated the red dress, and he knew that the inner demon was coming.

"You're here." Jiang Qiao whispered.

Bai Yueling blinked at him: "Jiang Lang, you don't seem to be surprised at all~ You're still up so late, are you waiting for me on a special trip?"

He couldn't help but roll his eyes. You come here every night, and you still surprise him.

"I'm thinking too much, I just can't sleep."

"Are you thinking about me so much that you can't sleep?"

"certainly not!"

She slowly closed the door, gently raised her delicate little feet, and her bifurcated skirt fell down at this moment, revealing a smooth and dazzling white section, and her voice gradually became charming.

"What about now, do you miss me, my Jiang Lang~"

Jiang Qiao took a deep breath and cursed the witch secretly. How could he meet such a seductive witch and use Fairy Bai's body to seduce him? How shameless!

The most annoying thing is that I still can’t ignore it!

"Have you been out during the day today?" He changed the subject decisively.

She blinked innocently: "During the day, you went to the amusement park and the haunted house cinema. You had a lot of fun. I really want to go with Jiang Lang."

Hearing these words, Jiang Qiao felt relieved for the time being. It was okay that he didn't date her. He was loyal to Fairy Bai. He didn't know who his inner demon was.

"wait for me a while."

He got out of bed, went to the living room, opened the refrigerator, and took two candied haws of different flavors. When he returned to his room, he saw that the inner demon Yueling had secretly climbed onto his bed and exposed half of his white thighs. Outside.

"Jiang Lang, come up and play, I want to see your baby~"