Two days later.
"You really don't want to play at home for two more days?" Xia Qinghe asked.
"No more, it's as if you and my dad are at home doing laundry and cooking for us every day without having to work." Jiang Qiao complained.
Xia Qinghe's face was filled with disgust: "Go, go, go wherever you like, as long as Yue Ling stays at home with me."
“…”
Jiang Qiao was speechless. His son was just like someone he picked up on the roadside. He only had eyes for his daughter-in-law. He could only say that he was indeed his biological mother.
Fairy Bai blushed slightly: "Ah... Auntie, I... I also want to follow you up the mountain."
Xia Qinghe held her hand with a smile: "I know, I'm joking with you."
She said and glared at Jiang Qiao: "Have you packed everything? Then take it to the garage, your dad is waiting for you there."
Jiang Qiao pursed his lips and dragged two boxes to the garage. He also carried a space bag with blessings, wealth, longevity and happiness in it. Now that he was going back to the mountain, he couldn't leave them at home.
Watching Jiang Qiao go out, Xia Qinghe took out a red envelope that had been prepared and stuffed it into her arms. She said, "Yue Ling, this is for you. Open it when you get back. Do you understand?"
Fairy Bai nodded in confusion. She didn't understand why Aunt Xia gave her a tips bag, but she still had to open it when she went back. Was there something important to explain
"Let's go and wait for the father and son at the gate of the community. Yue Ling, if Jiang Qiao dares to bully you, just tell me, okay?"
"He won't bully me..."
…
"Dad, Mom said you would take us back to the mountain?" Jiang Qiao closed the trunk with a snap, opened the door and got in.
"What else? Do you have a car?" Jiang Tiancheng glanced at the rearview mirror and chatted to death.
Jiang Qiao hugged Maobao and stopped talking. He began to wonder if he was his biological child. Otherwise, why would he always be quarreling with him? He didn't provoke anyone today.
"Meow~meow~" Fu Lu Shou Xi called out uneasily when he arrived at a strange place.
Jiang Tiancheng's eyes fell on the space bag, and his lips moved a few times: "You want to take both cats back?"
"You want to raise one?"
Jiang Qiao raised his eyebrows and heard the implication in a second. During this period of time, Jiang Tiancheng held the cat and played with it. It was obvious that he really liked it.
"If you find it troublesome, I can help you raise it. The white one is pretty good, but the black one is so bad that you can't find it even if you hide."
"That won't work. These two are brothers. Have you ever heard of brothers being raised separately? I haven't seen Xiao Yu'er and Hua Wuque become enemies after they separated."
Jiang Tiancheng's face suddenly darkened. Why are you asking if you don't ask? You are just being disrespectful, aren't you
Why did he give birth to such a son? Asking him if he wanted a cat and giving random examples were outrageous.
"Where's your mother?"
"You should be waiting at the gate."
Jiang Tiancheng opened the storage box at hand, took out a pink box and threw it to him.
"What's this?"
Jiang Qiao took it and took a look. There were several words written on it: "ice", "ultra-thin", "safe" and "001".
Jiang Qiao: "..."
This little old man...
He didn't know what to say for a moment.
"Dad, do you still have this thing in your car at all times? Don't tell me that you are unfaithful to my mother!"
Jiang Tiancheng said angrily: "Go away, what are you talking about? Your mother told me to give it to you. I know you young people are energetic, so... Well, you have to pay attention to safety when doing certain things, right?"
Jiang Qiao: "..."
He really wanted to ask, are you two free and have nothing to do? Is it fair to worry about all this
He held it in for a long time and simply gave up the explanation, knowing that it would be useless. The little old lady and the little old man had already lost their minds. The two of them had lived together for a long time, eating and sleeping together. If nothing else would happen, Who believes it
Even if it doesn't happen for now, it will happen over time, so it's good to be prepared.
He thought for a while and said very "tactfully": "Thank you so much for taking such an intimate personal issue into consideration for me in advance."
Jiang Tiancheng blushed, knowing that what he said was inappropriate and too lenient.
Today's young people are more playful than them, and they know more about nature than them. They have never heard of Fu Rui, female Bodhisattva, doll...
"Ahem, just make sure you know what's going on. In a word, don't mess around. Be a responsible person for your family and society. Think clearly before doing anything. Don't ruin other girls."
"Are you worried a little too much? Do I seem to be such an unreasonable person?" Jiang Qiao said angrily.
The demon lady tried her best to seduce him every night, but it was useless. If he was really that kind of person with evil intentions, Fairy Bai would probably be pregnant by now.
"Uh-huh… "
Jiang Tiancheng said no more, started the car and slowly drove out of the garage. He immediately saw the future mother-in-law and daughter-in-law waiting at the gate of the community.
Jiang Qiao glanced at Fairy Bai out of the window, and quickly put the small pink box in his pocket and hid it so that it could not be exposed.
Well, a person must have dreams for the future. What if Fairy Bai agreed to him one day and then used it in a daze
There was no words all the way, and twenty minutes later, the car drove directly into Fairy Peak. Jiang Tiancheng looked at some of the scenic spots that were still being renovated, and turned to look at his son with a dark face.
"Is this what you said about opening the park to welcome guests soon? I worked at the Culture and Tourism Committee before. At this pace, it will take at least one month, including various audits. Now that there is an epidemic, there will definitely be no chance before the Spring Festival. .”
Jiang Qiao: "..."
He really wanted to say, "Can you stop being so shrewd?" How could he lie about this, saying that he could see through it but not reveal it, and turn a blind eye
The car finally stopped at the platform in front of the convenience store. The father, queen and mother knew very well that the reason why the couple wanted to go up the mountain was just to think about their world together.
Jiang Qiao took all the luggage out of the trunk and said directly: "The upstairs is not cleaned, so I won't invite you to sit up there. The road down the mountain is slippery, so drive slower."
Jiang Tiancheng nodded: "Okay, your mother and I don't plan to go upstairs. Anyway, the New Year is coming soon. Why don't you go home to celebrate the New Year?"
The two of them watched the black SUV go away. Fairy Bai looked at the mountains covered with white snow, closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and said quietly: "It's still more comfortable on the mountain."
Jiang Qiao blinked in response: "It's normal to feel comfortable, because this is a home that belongs to both of us, and it has a psychological effect."
She blushed slightly, then immediately turned cold: "If you say such words again to shake my Taoist heart, believe it or not, I will shock you!"
"My fairy, then go ahead and shock me. Anyway, you are used to being shocked. The harder you shock, it shows how deep the love is. If you hesitate not to shock me, it means you are worried about me. I am happier." .”
Fairy Bai was dumbfounded when she heard this. Could this person be more shameless? He had already said both good and bad things. What else could she say
"snort!"
She snorted in anger, hugged Pikachu and left.
"Bring the key, I'll open the door."
"oh oh."
Jiang Qiao took out the key from her arms, when a small pink box happened to roll down at her feet.
"What's this?"
Fairy Bai bent down to pick it up, and Jiang Qiao's heart suddenly tightened. He stretched out his hand to grab it: "Hey, it's useless. It's just an empty box. Give it to me quickly."
"Since it's useless, why are you so nervous?"
Fairy Bai ducked away lightly and read the words on it softly.
"Okamoto 001, a pack of three cool and ultra-thin condoms, is rich in hyaluronic acid water-soluble lubricant. This product is a disposable condom, used for contraceptive purposes and to help prevent sexually transmitted diseases."
After listening to her clearly reading the product description, Jiang Qiao immediately covered his face and could dig out a three-bedroom apartment with his embarrassed toes in the snow.
Damn, how can this woman be so tough! Isn’t it embarrassing to read it out
"Why are you covering your face when you have nothing to do?" Fairy Bai turned to look at him, her eyes full of confusion.
Jiang Qiao was stunned: "Uh... you don't know?"
"what do you know?"
"It's okay, it's just cold on the mountain. My face was frozen just now. I rubbed it and it feels better now."
"So, what is this? The box is still new, it seems like it hasn't been opened yet?" She brought her nose close and smelled it, but there was no smell.
"Last time we went to the square for New Year's Eve, you know there was an old man selling balloons, right?"
She nodded: "So, these are balloons?"
"Uh... almost the same, but the balloon is inflated and is used to hold water."
"Shouldn't it be called water polo?" Fairy Bai was even more puzzled.
Jiang Qiao's tone was stagnant, and he scratched his head: "Maybe it's safer to use it..."
"possible?"
"Don't ask me, I haven't used it either!"
"But didn't you just buy it because you want to use it? Why buy it if you don't need it?" Fairy Bai said plausibly.
"But... maybe it will be needed in the future." When he said this, Jiang Qiao felt a little guilty for no reason.
If she knew the true purpose of this thing, all three of her legs would be broken. Even before the two of them even said their horoscopes, he began to think about these things. The fairy, who had always been stoic, was afraid that three of her legs would be broken. How can I stand it if my outlook is subverted
"Oh, then let me know when you use it in the future. I want to see it." She said seriously.
Jiang Qiao suddenly choked, "Fairy, this is not fun to watch, it will kill someone, oh, you won't die if you use this."
"Let's do it again when we get a chance."
Fairy Bai nodded in confusion, but she always felt that there was something in Jiang Qiao's words, as if he was hiding something from her, so she would ask Du Niang to check later.
"How do you open this door?"
"Press your foot, turn the key to the right, and then release it, and the rolling shutter door will automatically go up."
With a series of clattering sounds, the convenience store opened again, and there was a smell that had been accumulated for several days.
"Yue Ling, you put these things up first, and I'll give the store some air."
"good."
Half an hour later, Jiang Qiao closed the door and went upstairs. The two kittens, Fu Lu Shou Xi, skillfully occupied the softest spot on the sofa.
Jiang Qiao took out a mop and mopped the floor, and saw Fairy Bai staring at a filled red envelope in confusion.
"My mother gave it to me?"
"Ah? Well, aunt gave this to me and specifically asked me to open it when I get home. Now I'm hesitating whether to open it or not." Fairy Bai nodded seriously.
"Open it, why not open it?"
"Generally speaking, tips are opened only when you are at a loss for something, but I don't have any difficulties now."
"Tips?" Jiang Qiao looked strange.
However, money can make all the difference, and many things that cannot be solved can indeed be solved with the power of money, and there seems to be nothing wrong with it.
"Yeah! Tips bag!"
"This is a red envelope, and it contains money. Our rules here are that the first time a daughter-in-law comes to our door, the groom's parents must hand over a red envelope. The amount depends on the family background, but generally speaking, the larger the amount, the more the parents care about their daughter-in-law. satisfy."
Hearing the words daughter-in-law, Fairy Bai was stunned for a moment.
She glared at him in embarrassment and said loudly: "You and I are in a fake relationship, who...who is your wife!"
"Is that so? That would be great!"
Jiang Qiao snatched the red envelope from her hand, opened it and took out a stack of brand new red Mao Zedong, swinging his wrist in front of her with a clattering sound.
"Listen to this, it's thousands of dollars. According to our agreement, if you are my girlfriend, then this red envelope is yours. Since you don't want it, then I have to reluctantly accept it. My fairy, thank you. You helped me defraud my mother of several thousand yuan again."
Fairy Bai was stunned. She used her hands to defraud her aunt out of her money. Could this person be any more shameless
"Give it to me quickly! Auntie gave it to me!" she said angrily.
"Nonsense, my mother obviously gave it to her daughter-in-law, but you are not her daughter-in-law."
Fairy Bai's little face was wrinkled and tangled together, what to do, she was so angry.
If you want money, you have to admit that she is his girlfriend, otherwise you can only watch Jiang Qiao take the thousands of dollars, but Aunt Xia obviously gave it to her, but if you admit it, it will play into Jiang Qiao's hands, he won't Just want to be his wife
"I... I can be your wife today, but after 0 o'clock today, it won't count!" She hesitated.
Jiang Qiao looked serious: "That's not possible. Do you know what a daughter-in-law is? If you have nothing to do, go home and see your parents. The most important thing is that we two have to get married."
Fairy Bai was shocked when she heard that she had to get married. Back then, so many young talents gave her countless talents and treasures without even taking a look at them. They wanted to bribe her with just a few thousand yuan
But... it seems like a lot of money. Everything in this world costs money, especially living alone without him requires more money.
After thinking about it carefully, I must not betray my conscience for money. Greed is also a kind of desire and is not beneficial to spiritual practice.
"Then I don't want it."
"You really don't want it anymore?"
"No more!" She pinched her fingers and said through gritted teeth.
He smiled and said: "Well, let me keep it for you first. When you figure it out, I will give you the red envelope."
"I won't be your wife, Jiang Qiao, don't try to shake my heart! I will forget you sooner or later!" she said loudly.
"You forget, even if you have lost your memory, I still like you. As the saying goes, you are a graceful fairy. Jiang Qiao is easy to ask for. I like you to be upright and upright, and it is not something shameful."
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(Wow, my prodigal fairy sent out a lot of red envelopes in the group. I don’t know how hard it is to make money! I coded them all word by word! I, Nanfeng, please give me lucky money!)