(Thank you, Brother Ying, for being cute! Brother Ying is cheating!)
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"What's that look in your eyes?"
"No... nothing." Jiang Qiao quickly looked away.
He didn't dare to have other ideas at this time. He had to survive in the hands of Fairy White first.
"It's a good head-touching game, how can there be such...that kind of obscene plot?" She raised her finger, and the kitchen knife automatically flew over and hung on his waist.
Jiang Qiao shivered hard, always feeling that if he didn't tell the truth, he would become a eunuch from now on.
"Because it's butter." He lowered his head and muttered in a very low voice.
Fairy Bai naturally has excellent hearing. She squinted her eyes and asked, "What is butter?"
"It's just a dirty game." Still in a low voice.
"go on."
A cold, emotionless voice sounded, and it was obvious that Fairy Bai had not heard what she wanted.
"It's similar to those dirty pictures and short videos, except that it has text plots and sound animations. Players will have a strong sense of immersion from the beginning of the strategy."
Looking at the kitchen knife floating in front of him, Jiang Qiao's face turned pale. He was afraid that Fairy Bai would be angry and force him to change his gender in anger.
Speaking of the sense of substitution, Fairy Bai was so angry that she vomited blood. She was feeling fine when she touched her head, but suddenly her whole body felt bad after being touched like this.
It is tantamount to being severely injured by a thief without any precautions. From then on, you will be seriously injured. If you don't handle it well, you may not be able to make any progress in this life. If it is more serious, you will fall down.
This is simply the most unacceptable reality for a cultivator who longs for transcendence.
"Finished?"
"Well, no... no more."
Seeing the murderous look on her face, Jiang Qiao shuddered violently, covered his crotch and turned pale.
"Yue Ling, don't be impulsive. Don't be impulsive. Think clearly. If this thing is gone, your sexual happiness will be gone."
Fairy Bai thought of the various tiger and wolf words mentioned on Zhihu, blushed and spat.
"Shut up, who wants that kind of sex!"
Jiang Qiao knelt and moved over, hugging Fairy Bai's thigh tightly and not letting go, even without shame.
"Ouch, Yue Ling, you can't cut it, you must not cut it, it will kill you. The most important thing is that the child cannot live without his father."
Fairy Bai was stunned for a moment and looked at him blankly: "Child, what child?"
"Ahem... I mean, what if, after all, we really love each other, sooner or later we will get married, uh..."
The kitchen knife made a clang sound and stopped in front of his neck. The sharp blade stung his skin. Goosebumps broke out all over his body, and cold sweat broke out instantly.
"What's the knot?"
"Company, stone, friendship, crystallization, structure..." He rattled off a lot of mixed words.
Fairy Bai snorted softly, and the kitchen knife flew around him in a circle, and then automatically turned back and was firmly inserted into the knife holder in the kitchen.
Jiang Qiao finally breathed a sigh of relief. Fairy Bai still loved him after all. She couldn't live without sex, and her child couldn't live without a father.
If you cut off the piers, the bridge will collapse and you will no longer be able to drive. It will do all harm but no good.
Fairy Bai is so smart, how can she be ignorant
"So, why do you have that kind of thing in your mobile phone? Are you specifically using it to mess with my Taoist mind?!" She kicked Jiang Qiao away and held her hands in front of her chest. Her calm face showed no emotion or anger. .
"It's unfair. It's all caused by the gangsters. They say it's a good thing. I downloaded it and haven't played it yet. I've only heard about this head-touching game. As for the plot, I don't know anything about it. Yue Ling, you have to believe me. ." Jiang Qiao said sincerely.
Fairy Bai was speechless. Looking back, after she opened the game that day, she did not find the save file.
So, was she wrong
But if Jiang Qiao hadn't left, how could she have noticed this app with a pink avatar that day!
Therefore, the root cause of all mistakes still lies with Jiang Qiao. The evil consequences he planted will naturally bear the consequences!
"Then delete all the messy stuff on your phone! If I find anything unsightly again, Jiang Qiao, I will definitely make you a eunuch!" Fairy Bai said fiercely.
"Delete it, delete it now."
Jiang Qiao nodded vigorously and said weakly: "I took your phone just to delete it, but you didn't give it to me at that time, and I didn't dare to say it clearly, so... so..."
"That's why I saw it, right?" Fairy Bai sneered again and again.
Jiang Qiao nodded helplessly.
"After all, you are still dirty and a lecher! Otherwise, how could you not be able to withstand the temptation and touch these things!"
He opened his mouth, not knowing what to say. He, a certain person, had acted openly and aboveboard throughout his life, and was sworn in with gambling and drugs
But modern people can understand this, but Fairy Bai can't.
"Se Nai is a bone-scraping steel knife. Look at your own body. No wonder you are in this state at such a young age!"
Fairy Bai looked like she hated the iron, but she still behaved like this even though she was assisting her!
"I… "
Jiang Qiao opened his mouth, aggrieved. He really hadn't touched her for a long time. The key was that he had resisted the temptation of his inner demon, but he couldn't refute it at this moment.
"Bring it in to me after you get your phone ready!"
After finishing speaking, Fairy Bai returned to the house, took two quick steps back to her bedroom and closed the door tightly. Then his face turned pale, and he could no longer hold back a mouthful of blood...
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Jiang Qiao let out a long sigh, and the first thing he did was delete Sylvie's plan, and then opened the browser to see what the hell she had been searching for during this time.
The first line of the result is: Is there really a difference between wearing Okamoto 001 and not wearing it
Jiang Qiao: "..."
His heart suddenly felt cold. She already knew what kind of balloon it was? But he didn't mention this just now. Could it be that he was planning to settle the score in the future
The problem is, the whole box is still in her hand!
Jiang Qiao felt numb. She didn't know what outrageous things she would think of, and she was afraid that she had completely lost her image in the eyes of Fairy Bai.
It turns out that this is how it feels to die in society. I hate that I can’t kill anyone if I jump from the second floor.
He opened the photo album again, which was almost full of photos taken by Fairy Bai of good fortune, longevity and longevity, as well as those of shooting at the amusement park and riding the Ferris wheel. Occasionally, Jiang Qiao's handsome dog face would appear.
He found the blocked photo album and fell into deep thought while looking at the thousands of pictures in it. There was also a video file in it. The first one at the beginning was Ke Qing fighting a slime, and the next one was a doll collection...
He thought carefully, uploaded all the photos taken by Fairy Bai to the cloud disk, cleared all the favorites of various software, and then directly restored the phone to factory settings.
After all, there are too many dark histories. If she doesn't do this, she may find another one one day, and then Xiaojiang Bridge will really be no longer safe.
After feeling that everything was safe, he opened the door and walked in.
"Yue Ling, do..."
The sound stopped suddenly, and he saw Fairy Bai falling to the ground with her eyes closed. There was blood on the closet, walls, and bed.
Jiang Qiao suddenly fell into a great panic.
"Yue Ling, Yue Ling..."
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(The above experiences are all from real cases. I can only say that everyone who has a girlfriend, please be safe. Don’t be like me, woo woo woo, it will be too late to regret by then. The process of admitting your mistakes is really miserable. Fortunately, my wife is the best in the world. , give me a chance to change my ways and be a new person, otherwise there will be no Xiao Nanfeng. Also, the extra chapter has been written)
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