Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 149: 149. The rest of my life

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Jiang Qiao finished wiping the corners of Xianzi's mouth and quickly slipped out of the room while she was still dazed.

Some things shouldn't be rushed, and I don't know if it was his misunderstanding. After Bai Xianzi's heart collapsed, she became closer to him.

If that's the case, Fairy Bai, who doesn't practice the supreme way of forgetting love, will catch up to her no matter what.

Nowadays, we are all mortals. If we want to experience all kinds of life, we have to fall in love, get married, and have children, right? So why can't it be him

Only when a person is shameless can he be invincible.

Jiang Qiao worked in the kitchen for more than half an hour, brought two dishes and one soup to the table, and then knocked on the door.

"Yue Ling, come out to eat."

"Oh, I got it." Fairy Bai's voice sounded from inside the house.

After a while, she changed into furry pajamas and walked out of the room. As soon as she sat down, her stomach growled.

Jiang Qiao looked at her in surprise: "Is your stomach growling?"

"Well..." Bai Yueling blushed and nodded.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, after we have been together for so long, this is the first time I hear your stomach growling. Didn't you say that all immortal cultivators eat Xia, eat qi and drink dew, and yet they are also hungry? Aren't you already fasting?" Jiang Qiao asked. Answer question.

Bai Yueling gritted her teeth: "That was before! Now my Dao Fruit has been completely destroyed, just like a mortal, and there is no spiritual nourishment in this world, so I naturally need to eat to supplement my body's daily needs."

"That makes sense."

Jiang Qiao nodded and suddenly remembered something bad. His expression changed and he murmured: "It's over, it's over, my fairy is not clean anymore."

Bai Yueling was stunned for a moment and didn't react. She lowered her head and thought for a while before she understood what uncleanness meant.

She stepped on Jiang Qiao's foot fiercely: "Although I destroyed the Dao Fruit myself, the Dao Oven is still there. Mortal food will be completely decomposed as soon as it enters the stomach. Therefore, I only need to eat a small amount of food to maintain my daily routine." The required consumption does not require excretion at all!”

Jiang Qiao blinked, and then he didn't know what he thought of. Anyway, he laughed, which made her feel scared.

No matter how you look at it, you have bad intentions.

What good things can this guy with a head full of pornographic waste think of

"What are you laughing at again?" Bai Yueling asked angrily.

"Ahem, it's nothing, long live the clean fairy!"

Jiang Qiao quickly took two bites of rice and said, "For dinner, I specifically asked my mother about this steamed egg. She said that I need to add some lard to make it taste more fragrant."

Fairy Bai took a small spoonful and put it into her mouth. It was very tender and fragrant. It tasted exactly like Aunt Xia's.

Hum, this guy can't do anything else, but Aunt Xia has inherited a lot of her cooking skills.

"How is the taste?"

"Just give it a try."

Jiang Qiao pursed his lips, barely eating and narrowing his eyes? The expression of enjoyment on his face was typical of his inconsistency, so he shouldn't have asked.

"That..." Jiang Qiao swallowed the food in his mouth and hesitated.

"What do you want to say? If it's like, love, don't say it. Just say it every day, are you tired? I'm tired of hearing it." Fairy Bai raised her head and glanced at him, then lowered her head and continued to eat the steamed food. Egg.

She wanted to finish the entire bowl of steamed eggs without leaving any for him!

Make him mad!

Jiang Qiao: "..."

"What I want to ask is, if two people want to become a Taoist couple on Ziweixing, what are the general conditions?" He held his chopsticks and his eyes flickered.

Hearing this, Bai Yueling rolled her eyes at him angrily. After all, she was a young lady who had practiced for ten thousand years. How could she not know what this shameless guy was thinking

After all, he still thought of ways to ask her how the two of them could be together.

Hey, aren't you very thick-skinned? Is there anything you can’t ask directly, but now you feel shy

Fake hit.

"There are no conditions. As long as we truly love each other, even if we are of different races, we can become a couple of gods and gods that everyone admires." Bai Yueling said lightly.

Isn't it possible that she has never been in love in a practical way, and she hasn't seen anyone else

It is nothing more than raising eyebrows together, respecting each other as guests, growing old together, and always being of the same mind.

"Hey~"

Jiang Qiao felt happy, forget about the different races, he doesn't have such strong taste, but...

He looked at the White Fairy carefully several times. It was not impossible if she was a cat girl with ears and a tail, as long as she looked good.

"What's that look in your eyes!" Bai Yueling looked wary.

Jiang Qiao licked his lips: "Yue Ling, are you not a human in your true form? If, I mean if, you are a cat girl or a bunny girl, I don't mind. Just show me your true form, I can bear it. .”

Fairy Bai was stunned for a moment. What the hell had this person been thinking about all day long.

But when it came to cat girls and bunny girls, she subconsciously thought of those sexy pictures she had seen online recently, and instantly understood Jiang Qiao's thoughts.

People who are full of pornographic waste are different. When they open their mouths, they are LSP!

"I'm a human!" She sneered: "Do you still want to buy me some weird clothes?"

Jiang Qiao blinked: "Buy it, buy it now!"

"Buy your head!"

Bai Yueling stepped on him hard again and cursed: "How can you be so shameless? Can you be more serious when you are with me? How can you make me like you with your dirty look?!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she immediately realized something was wrong. She blushed, stopped talking, and ate steamed eggs with her head down.

Jiang Qiao's eyes widened, and he felt as if he had been hit by a huge prize. He was instantly elated.

"Hehehehe, I'll change it, I'll change it now, I'll change it immediately, I'll definitely change it into the kind of person Yue Ling likes."

"I don't like it!" Fairy Bai immediately denied it. She would not fall for such a low-level trap of words.

Jiang Qiao put vegetables into her bowl with a smile. It's a good thing to have signs of her now. What if she likes her in the future? The fairy can't tell what will happen in the future.

Don’t you see, the fairy who was aloof just a few hours ago has now become a little mortal woman

"Rice dog, now that I have lost my cultivation, you won't take the opportunity to retaliate against me, right?" Bai Yueling bit her lip and asked suddenly.

He thought that he would shock him when he was fine before. With the dirty nature of this guy, this kind of thing is really impossible to say.

"What do you think?"

Jiang Qiao smiled half-heartedly: "When I was shocked by you before, I kept thinking that if I could beat you one day, I would have to pin you down on the bed, take off your pants and spank you hard, leaving a red slap. print!"

Thinking of that very humiliating and erotic scene, Bai Yueling's face turned pale, and then she glared at him fiercely.

"Dirty!"

He smiled cheerfully: "But that was before, now I am willing to be shocked by you."

Jiang Qiao stretched out his hand, grabbed Fairy Bai's little hand, held it in his palm, and spoke softly.

"Yue Ling, I want to be your Taoist companion and share the joys and sorrows with you. For the rest of my life, the wind and snow will be you, the plainness will be you, the poverty will be you, the glory will be you, the gentleness in my heart will be you, and wherever I look, I will be you. you."

Asking for a monthly ticket! ! !

(My fairy likes to eat steamed eggs with a little lard, she says it’s delicious OvO)