Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 16: 16. You can choose the size of your underwear yourself

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"You need to walk on a zebra crossing to cross the road. Did you see that the light is red now and you can't pass at the moment."

Jiang Qiao pointed to the traffic light on the opposite side and continued: "There is a saying here, stop when the light is red and go when the light is green. Whether you are a pedestrian or a vehicle, you must abide by the traffic rules, otherwise there will be trouble."

Bai Yueling nodded and watched eagerly when the traffic light on the opposite side turned green. Suddenly, she was startled. A middle-aged man saw the gap between the passing vehicles and rushed out quickly.

She looked at Jiang Qiao with a puzzled look on her face: "Didn't you say that you must abide by traffic rules?"

"Uh..." He paused, but he didn't expect the slap in the face to come so quickly.

After thinking for a while, Jiang Qiao continued: "You should know that no matter when there is a disobedient guy, it is best for him to do things like running a red light at noon."

"Why? Is it safe at noon?" Fairy Bai asked subconsciously.

"Because sooner or later something will happen."

Bai Yueling thought for two seconds and suddenly burst into laughter. This guy was cursing others in a roundabout way.

"Okay, you can go now."

The red light turned green, and the cars stopped neatly outside the zebra crossing, like warriors guarding the passage. Bai Yueling once again had a clear understanding of obeying traffic rules.

—This is a well-ordered society.

The two people followed the crowd across the road, like duckweed drifting with the tide.

"Where are we going this time when we enter the city?"

"First, I'm going to repair my cell phone that was damaged by your slap yesterday. Then I'm going to buy you clothes and some daily necessities. Then we'll go home. We'll talk about other things later." Jiang Qiao said casually.

Eat meals one bite at a time to facilitate digestion.

Even if she were a fairy, she couldn't just instill all the modern knowledge into her.

Jiang Qiao came to the rice flagship store and handed the phone directly to the maintenance staff.

"The Rice Miracle I just bought not long ago suddenly became hot and smoked while charging last night, and then could no longer be turned on. Fortunately, it didn't explode like Samsung."

Bai Yueling watched quietly as Jiang Qiao opened his eyes and told lies. The phone was obviously damaged by her palm thunder, but now she actually said it was damaged while charging.

This guy is lying again.

The maintenance staff checked that there was no damage on the surface of the phone and that the back cover had no signs of being opened. He checked the activation time on the computer and found that it was still within the warranty period.

"No problem, let me check for you first. If it cannot be turned on, the motherboard may be burned out."

Jiang Qiao smiled harmlessly: "Is this phone covered by warranty?"

"That's right, you can pick it up in about an hour."

"thank you."

Bai Yueling followed Jiang Qiao out of the rice flagship store. She had a lot of questions to ask just now, but she wisely shut her mouth under Jiang Qiao's smiling eyes.

"Just now, were you lying?"

"That's right."

His straightforward answer surprised Bai Yueling. Doesn't this man like to follow rules

"Strictly speaking, this is called capitalist plundering. If I say it was damaged by humans, I will have to pay a lot of repair fees. But if there is a problem with the phone itself, the merchant will repair it for free during the warranty period. This money Doesn’t it smell good if I use it to buy you clothes?”

Jiang Qiao smiled very proudly: "This is life, a little money-saving trick every day, have you failed to learn it?"

Bai Yueling frowned: "Immortal cultivators should be careful like a clear mirror. Lies will only encourage inner demons. In the end, you are still lying."

Jiang Qiao sniffed and snorted: "Logically speaking, you broke my phone, and you should pay the repair fee. Do you have it now?"

Bai Yueling opened her mouth, but her tone was stagnant. How could she have gold and silver items used by mortals

And she has been observing carefully for a while. Mortals in this world don't seem to use currency to buy things. They just use their mobile phones.

Incomprehensible.

"Now I'll take you shopping for clothes. You're cheating by wearing classical Chinese clothes. Your temperament is so good that even Xiao Longnu can't compare to it."

Jiang Qiao took Bai Yueling to a women's clothing store. Through the transparent glass, she saw several naked mannequins. This once again confirmed Jiang Qiao's previous remarks that it was a very common marketing method. , no need to make a fuss.

The shopping guide who was standing outside the store looking for customers couldn't help but his eyes lit up when he saw this young couple approaching, especially the woman wearing Hanfu. Her temperament and appearance were like nothing she had ever seen in her life, and all the women fell in love with them.

"Are you bringing your girlfriend to buy clothes? To be honest, your girlfriend is so beautiful, even more beautiful than those celebrities."

Jiang Qiao glanced at Bai Yueling with some guilt: "Don't talk nonsense, we are just friends."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Judging from your handsome appearance, I thought it was..." the shopping guide quickly apologized.

"Ahem, go look at the clothes and see which style you like."

Jiang Qiao interrupted her in time. Fairy Bai has been practicing Taoism for thousands of years with a pure heart. Do you know that a casual sentence may cause him to be shocked when he returns home

"Didn't I say that beautiful people look good in any clothes? Why should beautiful women try this in the fitting room?"

Bai Yueling didn't speak and just looked at her quietly. She was not cold to such a familiar person, and the scene felt a little cold for a while.

Jiang Qiao took a look and felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere. He was afraid that she would be unhappy, so he suddenly slapped the shopping guide and knocked him over, and said quickly: "Go ahead, let's see and choose for ourselves."

"What's wrong? Don't like it? If you don't like it, just change to another one. If this one doesn't work, then find another one."

Bai Yueling shook her head slowly. She saw that others seemed to change clothes directly in the store. Naturally, she refused in such a strange place, but she was embarrassed to say it.

Jiang Qiao probably guessed what she was thinking: "I'll find a few for you. You don't have to change them here. If you like them, just settle on them."

Fairy Bai nodded slightly, with a fairy-like elegance that made the shopping guide who looked at her from a distance envious.

It's winter now, but the White Fairy doesn't seem to be afraid of the cold, but it's still necessary to pretend.

Bai Yueling looked to be about twenty years old. Jiang Qiao thought that it would be a pity not to show off her long and straight legs.

So I picked two pairs of small-leg jeans, one blue and one black, plus a khaki windbreaker. It would look particularly stylish with a belt. In addition, I bought a hooded sweatshirt, a simple baseball jacket, and two lazy-style loose ferret sweaters to complete the look.

As for the shoes, of course they are versatile white shoes, about size 36 for small feet. Maybe small leather shoes would also look good with a windbreaker.

Jiang Qiao gestured at her feet with his shoes, then bought shoes and socks all at once, leaving only his underwear in the end.

He scratched his head. A fairy couldn't still wear a bellyband and a bra wrap in modern society. No, she seemed to be in a vacuum now.

Jiang Qiao suddenly thought of the collision when braking this morning and felt a little dizzy.

After struggling for a moment, he decided to show his loyalty as a landlord and took Fairy Bai resolutely into the urban beauty opposite.

"I don't know what size you are in terms of underwear, so you can choose it yourself..."