Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 182: 182. Remarks is my wife

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"Rice dog, is it okay for me to dress like this?"

"No fishnet stockings! No one wears fishnet stockings when going shopping in the city. You should change them quickly." Jiang Qiao muttered. Just wear stockings and other stockings for him at home. How can you give them to others cheaply

"What now?"

"I had a fever not long ago, and I just forgot about it? I have to wear a scarf, hat, and gloves."

"Should we go down the mountain by car or ride an electric donkey?"

"Let's take a car, it's too cold for the little electric donkey to blow in this weather."

"Have you brought your ID card?" Jiang Qiao suddenly asked when closing the door.

"Oh, I forgot."

"Go and get it, I'll be waiting for you here. There's also a mask, don't forget it."

Fairy Bai ran upstairs again. Less than a minute later, she patted her pockets happily.

"It's all here."

"Then let's go."

In a simple conversation, the two of them didn't look like a couple in love, but like an old married couple.

Holding hands, we walked to the foot of the mountain. Not long after, the bus into the city came. Fairy Bai got on the bus first to find a seat, while Jiang Qiao gave money from behind.

"There are so many people, there are no seats." She whispered.

"After all, the Chinese New Year is coming soon, and more and more people are returning to their hometowns. Everyone has earned money by working outside, so they have to go to the city to buy some New Year goods."

Jiang Qiao walked in front, struggling through the crowd, pulling Fairy Bai into a corner, and opened his hands to separate all the strangers around him.

It was like the sky was falling, but he was the one who carried it first.

At this time, the three inches of land in front of him is the safest haven in trouble.

Fairy Bai saw this, her face turned red and she didn't say anything. She just looked out the window and her eyes fell on his arm that separated the crowd.

Don't you usually like to hug her and take advantage of her

Now that he had such a good opportunity, he became more serious, and he even knew to try not to touch her.

Hey, you're a dishonest person, you're a prude.

After complaining in her heart, Fairy Bai took the initiative to take a small step forward. The distance between the two people became closer, almost face to face.

She blushed and gave an unnecessary explanation: "Put it against the car door. I'm afraid my clothes will be stained."

Jiang Qiao smiled and said nothing.

The bus stopped and went, but fortunately it was a bus going into the city. People kept getting on and off the front door, but the back door didn't open.

There were more people in the car, and part of the squeezing force coming from the front of the car was shared by Jiang Qiao.

"Rice dog, why don't you hold me."

"It's okay."

As soon as he finished speaking, the car suddenly made a big start. Everyone fell back under the inertia. The pressure on Jiang Qiao's back suddenly increased, but he just pursed his lips and still insisted on guarding the three inches in front of him. .

It was originally a ten-minute journey, but it took almost fifteen minutes to walk. When they arrived in the city, the two got out of the car and breathed in the fresh air before letting out a long breath.

On a bus full of people, the smell is really bad. It smells like everything.

"Why didn't you hug me just now?" Fairy Bai asked.

Jiang Qiao smiled: "If the space is a little larger, I will always feel more comfortable. And if I hold you, the inertia just now, all the power including me will press on you."

As the bus drove away, Fairy Bai's eyes fell on the river not far away, and she felt a little sweet. This dog always pays attention to details in many inexplicable places.

"So you would rather carry it yourself?"

"Guardian, how can I let my fairy face harm?"

She lowered her head and took the initiative to hold Jiang Qiao's hand: "Where are we going now."

"I'll apply for a card first, then get vaccinated, and I'll change your mobile phone by the way."

Fairy Bai subconsciously squeezed Jiang Qiao's hand, but hesitated several times.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Qiao looked at him.

"My mobile phone can still be used, there is no need to replace it."

"Your current state is equivalent to a new kind of new life, so you should use a new one. Moreover, your mobile phone was my backup phone for four or five years. It is almost obsolete now."

"But… "

"You want to talk about money?"

Fairy Bai nodded. She hadn't made much money since she came into this world. Except for the laptop she won from playing balloons, the rest was all Jiang Qiao's money. She felt a little guilty.

"We are a couple now and we are in love. We don't have to worry about that. Talking about money will hurt our relationship."

Fairy Bai hesitated and said: "But I read the news. Many people want to recover the expenses they spent on each other after breaking up. What if... what if we break up? So we have to figure it out clearly from the beginning."

"Then get married, and you can repay the debt with your body." Jiang Qiao said with a wicked smile.

"I...I don't want to have children!"

Fairy Bai ran away with a blushing face. Jiang Qiao looked at the surprised eyes around him, looked embarrassed, and hurriedly chased after her.

How can these private secrets be publicized in public? It seems that she must be punished well next time, such as spanking her when she is wearing black

I think it works.

Passing by the telecommunications business hall, Jiang Qiao took Fairy Bai's hand and walked in. After waiting in line for about ten minutes, Fairy Bai finally got her first mobile phone card in her life.

She applied for the card using her own ID card.

"Why does it look like an ID card?" She looked at the card in her hand carefully, then took out her phone and gestured, but she couldn't find the place to insert it.

"It's so big, how did you get in there?"

Jiang Qiao couldn't help laughing: "The only thing that has any effect is whether you have seen this small card. This string of numbers is the card number. With this thing on your mobile phone, you can make calls and send text messages, including registering various software accounts now. All require real-name authentication via mobile phone and ID card.”

"It's amazing."

Fairy Bai lamented that science and technology have completely overwhelmed Ziwei in terms of developing people's livelihood. Any magical technique or Taoism that can transmit sounds from thousands of miles away is not as effective as making a phone call.

Next, Jiang Qiao took her to the rice flagship store and spent more than a thousand yuan to buy a machine that had the best sales last year. It was said to have a good reputation and high cost performance.

The mobile phone card was inserted from the back of her butt. It was such a small place, and she could actually fit two of them. She also heard Jiang Qiao say some highly integrated terms. Although she didn't understand it, it seemed to be quite powerful.

After successfully booting the computer, Jiang Qiao didn't teach her how to use the current full-screen display. He just let her fiddle with it on her own. After all this time, she was almost a half-modern person, so she couldn't still understand it.

After a while, Jiang Qiao's cell phone rang. He glanced at it and it was an unfamiliar phone number. He couldn't help but glance to the side from the corner of his eye. Fairy Bai had his back turned to her and was sneaking around.

"Did you hit him?"

"No." She shook her head vigorously and denied it.

"Then I'll hang up."

"Hey, don't hang up, pick up the call quickly."

"You said it wasn't you." Jiang Qiao answered the phone with a smile. In fact, he had no intention of hanging up.

As a result, I only heard a familiar voice coming from the other end of the phone: "Rice dog!"

Then the phone hung up before he could speak.

Seeing the black line on Jiang Qiao's head, Bai Xianzi smiled from ear to ear. She just liked the way she bullied him but he was helpless.

"You're almost 10,000 years old, but you're still so childish."

She immediately took out her ID card and photographed it in front of him: "Look carefully, how old are you? You are obviously older than me, so easy to beat?"

“…”

Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes and ignored her. He lowered his head and saved the new number into his address book. While making notes, Fairy Bai suddenly came over.

"What?"

"I'll just take a look."

He paused slightly and leisurely deleted the word "Yue Ling" he had just typed. Thinking that he dared to trick him when he got out of the car just now, he entered the pinyin lappo, wife, confirm, and quickly put it in his pocket. inside.

Fairy Bai opened her eyes wide and stared at him: "You did it on purpose!"

"What's the purpose?" Jiang Qiao asked knowingly.

She was pulled forward by Jiang Qiao and whispered hesitantly: "We are not married yet, I... I am not."

"That's just a note, it's not true. For example, you can also give me a note like husband instead. Don't worry, I don't mind at all."

Bai Xianzi thought that the word she had just given him as a note was still the word "caiguo", and she felt like he had taken advantage of him.

"I mind! Please change it for me!"

"If you don't change it, you won't change it!" Jiang Qiao lost his temper.

I told you to trick me just now. You have to change your exclusive ringtone later. Just change it to, hurry up, your wife is calling you.

Hey, the real image goes with this note.

The two of them joked around and walked into the largest bank in the world. After she took out her ID card and filled in some information, she asked for her first bank card in her life.

Although she doesn't understand why this small card can store unlimited money, but... she just needs to know how to use it.

You can withdraw money anytime and anywhere, which is more convenient than a bank.

"I'll be rich from now on?"

"No, your account is still empty, but..."

Jiang Qiao took the bank card and looked at the numbers on it, then took out his phone and clicked several times, and then said: "Now I have money."

Just a few seconds later, Fairy Bai's cell phone received a text message from the No. 1 company in the universe.

Your savings card with the last number 0036 has an income of RMB 3,000 and a current balance of RMB 3,000.

She was stunned: "My salary last month?"

"right."

Jiang Qiao smiled and said: "From now on, we will deposit the cash in Lucky Cat's piggy bank, and the salary will be transferred to your card in the form of transfer."

She lowered her head and thought seriously for a while, but she felt something was wrong.

The two are in love and may get married in the future, so she earns money by working for Jiang Qiao, and the money is only transferred from Jiang Qiao's hands to hers. The total wealth does not increase or decrease, but she But it took a lot of labor to massage him every day.

If you think about it this way, it seems... She has suffered a huge loss.

"Now that I have an identity, can I find other jobs to make money?"

"Yes, yes, but the job needs to be stable. We are going to travel everywhere soon. How do you find a job?" Jiang Qiao asked.

Fairy Bai held her bank card: "Are there no jobs that can make money using computers? In this case, I can make money even if I travel."

She pursed her lips and continued: "I recently read on the Internet that people in northern Myanmar can make money just by making phone calls. It is said to be tens of thousands per month. Maybe I can contact them."

"Northern Myanmar?"

Jiang Qiao raised his eyebrows: "That's not a good place. It's all a heinous fraud gang. You'll get ripped off if you go there. They don't even take anesthesia. If a friend introduces you to a job like this, call the police immediately. Remember, it's illegal. We won’t do anything criminal.”

"oh oh."

Fairy Bai just felt a little regretful, and thought she could find a profitable job, but it turns out that there is really no pie in the sky.

"There's no rush when it comes to making money. You can take your time. I can handle it." Jiang Qiao said with a smile.

In today's society, as long as you find the right method and are willing to work hard, you won't be rich or wealthy, at least you won't live too badly.

"Now, where to go."

Jiang Qiao glanced at the time. It was almost lunch time: "Let's go to the hospital. Get vaccinated first. We can do shopping in the afternoon."

They took a taxi on the roadside and went straight to the People's Hospital. Jiang Qiao took the time to call Bai Daco and asked him if he had time to have a meal together at noon.

The answer given to him was: You can always find money. He has a lot of time. I am saving lives and healing the wounded, so I don't have time.

"Okay, I'll ask him later."

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Qiao took Bai Xianzi to the vaccination point with ease. After all, he had already received three injections, and the vaccination process could be said to be very clear.

After handing over his ID card, the doctor checked and filled in some information. He looked up at Fairy Bai with a surprised look on his face: "You haven't been beaten even once?"

"Ahem, doctor, my girlfriend's situation is a bit complicated. She had a serious illness before. The attending doctor said that she would not vaccinate her for the time being for fear of causing complications. She has recovered now, so she came over immediately."

Fairy Bai wanted to laugh when she saw Jiang Qiao talking serious nonsense again, but she couldn't expose him now.

"Oh, that's right, okay, go inside, turn right, and that's the vaccination site at the end."

"Okay, thank you doctor."

After looking around to see that no one was around, Fairy Bai tugged at the corner of Jiang Qiao's clothes and whispered, "Why do you like lying so much?"

"This is called a white lie. Sometimes it can avoid unnecessary troubles. For example, most people in our city have received the third phase of the vaccine, and now a person suddenly appears with blank vaccination information. After checking carefully, can not say it clearly."

Fairy Bai nodded slightly, but felt that this was not how white lies were interpreted.

Now to get the vaccine, you don’t have to wait in line for a long time like before. There are only two or three people in front of you, and after waiting for a few minutes, it was her turn.

Jiang Qiao glanced at the sign saying no entry for free, and squeezed her hand gently: "You go in, I'll wait for you outside, and you can do whatever the doctor tells you later. The vaccination doesn't hurt, but it's just... A needle stuck here in my arm, it feels like a mosquito bite."

She nodded, walked in and sat on the stool.

Jiang Qiao watched her take off her hat, scarf, and coat. He smiled softly and sat down on the bench outside the corridor. He took out his cell phone and called Wu Youcai, that bastard.

"Hey, Mr. Qian, do you have time to hang out at noon today?"

(Writing another extra chapter today, to make up for last week’s one, I finished yesterday’s one, OvO~)

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