The woman slapped it with one palm, accompanied by the howling of thunder, the momentum was extremely shocking.
Jiang Qiao subconsciously raised his palms in front of his face. Almost instantly, he felt an electric current flowing through his body. His limbs were numb and he almost collapsed on the ground. White smoke was emitting from his phone.
The fairy frowned slightly. Even if she lost her cultivation, her realm was still there. Logically speaking, she could communicate with the thunder from the sky and kill the officer to ashes, but why did she only hear a sound
Have all the laws of this world disappeared
After a while, Jiang Qiao finally recovered from the numbness all over his body. He looked up at the little fairy and then at the mobile phone that was constantly emitting white smoke. He was dumbfounded.
The weak-looking little fairy in front of her turned out to be a practitioner. She slapped him and cut off the video of his mobile phone. There was also that tingling electric shock sensation. She didn’t have an electric shock stick in her hand. What on earth was going on?
He was a little disheveled in the wind and rain.
I tried to persuade people to go home with good intentions, but lost my mobile phone in a confused way.
However, is this considered intentional destruction of other people's property
"Tell me! Who sent you here! The ancient family, the Feixian Dynasty, or Longyuan Cave? Or maybe it's Shengxu, Xianling, or those forbidden places in the underworld? Do you want to be exterminated by your sect?" The fairy's face was like a mask. Bingxue shouted sharply.
Jiang Qiao scratched his head, "What the hell is this? You've read too many novels, haven't you?"
Seeing the confused look on the face of the mortal in front of her, the fairy stood with her hands behind her hands and whispered to herself.
"That's right, no one dares to offend an Immortal Emperor. Even if I have no cultivation and the Dao Fruit disappears, I will still be invincible in the world!"
Jiang Qiao blushed when he heard the ridiculous sentence.
"Beauty, even if you act crazy and act stupid now, let alone the Immortal Emperor, even if you are the outlaw Zhang San, you still have to accompany me on this mobile phone."
He had tried many times just now, but his phone was completely unresponsive. The new phone he had just bought died after just a few days of use. It cost thousands of dollars, and he was heartbroken.
The fairy looked at him expressionlessly. She had already signed up for her number. When did a mortal dare to be so rude to the fairy emperor? Are you really not afraid that your soul will be lit as a sky lantern
She stood forward, and Jiang Qiao took a few steps back timidly. He had a hunch that he couldn't beat this middle-class woman.
"Hey, if you have something to say, please say it. Don't do anything. We can talk about the compensation later. By the way, it's raining so hard, do you really not need an umbrella?"
The little fairy glanced at him lightly. Being exposed to the rain can better understand the rules of the world.
She continued to look at the stone statue in front of her. After years of exposure to wind, rain, and sun, the fairy stone had long lost its original appearance, leaving only its basic outline. Only the base below was engraved with the origin of the fairy stone, but She couldn't read the words in this world.
"I would like to ask you, where is this place?"
After accepting her weird accent, Jiang Qiao somehow found her ethereal voice very pleasant.
"Yuzhou."
He ignored the strange self-identification and immediately reacted: "No, you don't even know where this is, and you ran up the mountain?"
The woman's face was complicated. She raised her finger and pointed at the sky: "It just fell from there."
Her place of overcoming the tribulation was obviously at the top of the sky, but she didn't know why she came here.
Jiang Qiao looked up at the dark clouds with thunder and lightning, opened his mouth but didn't know how to complain. He felt that either she was crazy or he was crazy, and he actually believed the lies she said.
Because it really doesn't look like he's lying.
He thought about the figure he had just seen struck by countless lightnings, the weird handprints, and the palm strikes containing electric current. This woman with a fairy spirit...
Jiang Qiao shivered violently and his scalp was numb. Could it be that...
"Who are you? Where do you live?"
"Purple Wei Xing, Bai Yueling, have practiced Taoism for nine thousand eight hundred years, and everyone in the world calls me the White Emperor."
When she said this, Bai Yueling felt an inexplicable arrogance. She was an immortal emperor who was astonishingly talented and unparalleled in all time. Who else could be there besides her
Jiang Qiao took a cold breath and got goosebumps all over his body.
I have read too many novels, and once I accept her setting as the Immortal Emperor, all those outrageous things just now will make sense.
Good guy, he is actually a fucking fairy
Not such a coincidence, right
"My dear Ye Fan, go through the ancient road in the starry sky, stop the chaos of darkness, re-establish the heaven, be respected by the whole world, and be called the Emperor of Heaven by the world!"
Jiang Qiao held up his umbrella and felt a sense of pride. If he was deliberately teasing others, he would do the same.
Bai Yueling stared at him, thinking that she had misjudged him earlier. After looking at it carefully for a few times, she shook her head slightly. She had a weak spirit. He was indeed a mortal. His bone age was only about twenty years old. The so-called Emperor of Heaven was just a human being. Just lie to her.
After these few conversations, Bai Yueling already knew that she was not in Ziweixing now. At least Ziweixing did not have a place like Yuzhou, and there was no spiritual power in this place, and the laws were not revealed. The only thing she could rely on was the body of the Immortal Emperor who had successfully achieved enlightenment.
And this rude mortal should be able to help her understand this world as soon as possible.
"You just said that your home is not far from here?"
Jiang Qiao nodded.
"Okay, take me there."
Jiang Qiao was stunned. It was one thing for him to promise to take her back to the store to hide from the rain, but it was another thing for her to ask for it now. Moreover, this indifferent tone that was irrefutable made him slightly unhappy.
The main reason is that he can't beat this woman. What if she has evil intentions towards him and wants to forcibly occupy him
"What? You don't want to? When I recover my cultivation, I will give you a great opportunity."
Jiang Qiao pondered for a moment.
"Are you trying to say that you are the Immortal Emperor Ziwei who has descended to earth, and now that you have lost all your magic power, you need me to temporarily help you practice. When you recover your cultivation, you can grant me immortality?"
"You can almost say that." Bai Yueling nodded.
He suddenly realized it and said that he had always felt that something was wrong. It turned out that the problem was here and the fox's tail was exposed after all.
A new type of fraudster, right? If it is a text message, the national anti-fraud APP will directly characterize it as fraudulent information, so they start to use the most primitive offline methods to deceive.
This girl is quite beautiful, so why did she go astray
I guess I have been wandering around for a long time. Seeing that his daily business is pretty good, I put on a good show with him in this thunderstorm weather, just to make him pay.
As for breaking his cell phone, it was obviously to deny him the chance to call the police.
What a risk, I almost got fooled.
However, he can use this information in reverse, first abduct her to his home, and then wait for an opportunity to call the police. Maybe he can destroy a fraud gang, make great achievements, and be awarded the "Outstanding Citizen Award" by the Public Security Bureau. From then on, his business will continue.
After figuring out the key, Jiang Qiao looked at her and his smile became brighter.
"No problem, no problem. My house is right in front. Fairy, please come with me."
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(You’re all here, why don’t you, Yanzu, leave before you cast your vote?)