Jiang Qiao went upstairs and saw Bai Yueling sitting outside the balcony reading a book. The sun was setting in the west, and the soft afterglow gently shone on her body, forming a beautiful picture with the green mountains in the distance.
His eyes lingered on the row of hanging underwear for a long time, and he felt a little bored. So is this what it feels like to have a woman at home
"Is the store closed?" Fairy Bai looked up at him and continued reading.
"yes."
"How's business?"
"It's sunny after the rain. More people go up the mountain to pray than expected. I've earned back less than half of the money I spent today."
Jiang Qiao stretched. His daily job was to collect money while playing games. To be honest, it was quite boring.
Bai Yueling had no idea about money, but she did buy a lot of things today. If it was only half of it, the business should be pretty good.
After reading the last page of the book, Bai Yueling closed the book and walked into the living room. She smelled the smell in the air and suddenly frowned: "Are you smoking again?"
Jiang Qiao said with a smile on his face: "Well, I got addicted to smoking and couldn't hold it back for a while."
Bai Yueling immediately turned cold.
"I don't know whether to live or die. I told you a long time ago that the dust poison has entered your body and damaged your vitality. If you continue like this for a few years, you will run out of oil and your life will be short."
Jiang Qiao smiled bitterly, everyone knows this, but how can smoking be so easy to quit
He learned to smoke when he was in college and has been smoking for several years now. He had a physical examination last year and found a shadow on his lungs. The doctor said it was dull and yellowish caused by long-term smoking. And for those who have smoked for more than ten or even decades, their lungs have even shrunk and turned black.
"Can I quit smoking step by step? Slowly reduce the dose until I don't smoke at all?" Jiang Qiao tried to say.
Bai Yueling's face was indifferent and she was extremely dissatisfied with his performance: "How can such a person live forever? Lin Zexu sold cigarettes in Humen, but he has completely forgotten it after just a few years, and he still wants to be laughed at as a sick man?"
Jiang Qiao opened his mouth and wanted to explain that drugs are drugs and cigarettes are cigarettes, but then he thought about it and found that, in essence, the two seemed to be similar.
Good guy, after an afternoon passed, I knew how to teach him a lesson with historical allusions.
She is learning so fast, how can she lie to her in the future if she continues like this
"Come here." Fairy Bai made a cold voice.
"what?"
Jiang Qiao moved slowly, fearing that she would shock people again, which would not be pleasant at all.
As soon as Bai Xianzi pointed out, Jiang Qiao subconsciously wanted to dodge, but then he heard her low voice.
"Stand still."
A finger was tapped on his chest without hesitation, and Jiang Qiao immediately felt half of his body numb, as if the meridians had been cut off by the legendary acupuncture method.
Then Bai Yueling's gesture changed again, and her index finger and thumb hit her heart and lungs at the same time. The numbness in her body disappeared, but she felt a little more depressed and short of breath.
"Hold your breath."
The indifferent voice came again. Jiang Qiao gritted his teeth to hold back the discomfort, but at this time Bai Yueling had already gone around behind him.
Her fingertips touched the tail vertebrae and went up one by one along the keel to the neck. Every time they were clicked, the uncomfortable feeling in her chest became more severe, as if there was a stagnation of air accumulating in the chest and lungs. Want to spit it out quickly.
"Okay, vomit now, remember to go outside."
Jiang Qiao suppressed his discomfort and nodded, then ran to the balcony in three steps at a time. A puff of dark yellow gas accompanied by a pungent stench poured out from his chest and lungs.
I suddenly felt more comfortable.
Sweat broke out on Jiang Qiao's forehead. He felt that the places touched by Bai Yueling's fingers were sour and astringent, but he felt very relaxed at the same time.
"Is that cigarette poison just now?" He recalled this feeling and looked back at Fairy Bai, who was wearing fluttering clothes.
Bai Yueling nodded: "It's just a very small part of your body."
Jiang Qiao was a little happy: "So, as long as I get clicked by you a few times every day, I can quit smoking?"
"It's not that simple. I just forcibly activated your chest and lungs to enhance body metabolism and eliminate toxins. However, this external force will also damage the body. Once every seven days is the limit."
Bai Yueling shook her head lightly and continued: "The best way is to find a place with lush spiritual energy to recuperate, and then use miraculous medicine to regulate yourself. Only in this way can you have the possibility of recovery, but this world..."
"But there is no spiritual energy in this world, right?"
Jiang Qiao didn't take it seriously. If not, then there wouldn't be. It would be nice to be able to quit smoking slowly.
Bai Yueling glanced at him and said indifferently: "If you dare to smoke again, I will punish you with thunder."
Jiang Qiao shuddered subconsciously. He was still able to use thunder. His complete loss of cultivation was indeed an excuse.
He opened the refrigerator to see what other ingredients he had stored.
"I'm going to make some food, do you want some?"
Fairy Bai thought of the food Jiang Qiao made last night and immediately shook her head at the disgusting taste. Is it really something that humans can eat
"Actually, my craftsmanship is pretty good. Do you really want to try it?"
Bai Yueling twisted her lips: "No need."
"If you don't eat, you'll fall down."
Jiang Qiao pursed his lips, took the ingredients and walked into the kitchen. He quickly made scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded pork with green peppers, and paired it with seaweed and egg drop soup. It was a sumptuous dinner for one person.
Bai Yueling was a little surprised when she saw the dinner he made. It was not the stinky thing yesterday. It looked good and exuded an alluring aroma.
"Really? I just said that I am good at cooking. How many bites can I try?"
Jiang Qiao was a little proud. Fairy Peak was ten kilometers away from the city. Without takeout, it was impossible to eat bread and instant noodles every day. In desperation, he had no choice but to cook by himself and follow various gourmet chefs to teach himself. Only half a year had passed. Time, almost all kinds of home-cooked dishes can be made.
He prepared an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks. Fairy Bai hesitated for a moment and sat on the chair, picked up the chopsticks and took a small bite. The tomato scrambled eggs were sweet and sour, and tasted good.
Jiang Qiao poured himself a cup of Coke and also poured a cup for her.
Fairy Bai looked at the strange bubbles emerging from the black water in the cup and raised her eyelids: "Poison?"
"Yes, poison."
With a serious look on his face, Jiang Qiao picked up the cup and drank it all in one breath, sighing with contentment.
"You said that all mortals in this world are poisonous, so we have no choice but to attack with poison..."
Bai Yueling didn't listen to his nonsense. She picked up the paper cup and took a sip. The black water seemed to explode in her mouth. Countless bubbles danced on her tongue. The taste was sour and sweet, with a strong stimulating feeling.
Well, she doesn't like it.
"How dare you drink it when I say it's poison?" Jiang Qiao raised his eyebrows.
Fairy Bai glanced at him lightly: "The water of the Styx River can't infect the Immortal Emperor, so what does it mean?"
Jiang Qiao was dumbfounded, humph, a woman who relies on her own strength.
"This is called soda. It's a very popular drink. The taste varies from person to person. For example, I like it very much. What do you think?"
"It tastes bad."