After lunch, the two of them didn't stay in the city for long because they both drank some wine. They bought some daily necessities in the supermarket, caught a taxi and went back to the mountain directly.
"Do you want to take a nap?" Fairy Bai looked at Jiang Qiao's face and turned a little red.
Jiang Qiao shook his head. Maotai's stamina was a bit strong. After returning home, the alcohol started to hit his head.
"Well, sleep... take a nap."
"Go and take a shower. Take a shower before going to bed. Don't make the quilt smelly by then."
Fairy Bai pushed him into the bathroom as if he was disgusted. Now she would go to sleep in that room "occasionally".
The sound of rushing water came from the bathroom, but within a few seconds, the frosted glass door suddenly opened. Jiang Qiao pulled the door handle and stood unsteadily in front of her. His face was red, his eyes were only open a crack, and he was talking even more. Some big tongues.
"Yue Ling, Wo... can you get some clothes? Please help me get them here."
Fairy Bai looked straight at him, and after being stunned for several seconds, her short-circuited consciousness came to her senses, and crimson instantly climbed to her ears.
You bastard, you should put on the clothes you were wearing before you talk!
"I know... I know! Go in and close the door!"
She blushed and pushed Jiang Qiao in hard, leaning against the glass door with her heart pounding, and her palms felt hot even when she touched her face.
Two people are obviously not married yet, are they already starting to be honest with each other? Although Jiang Qiao was very dishonest every night, after all, he was under the quilt and could not be seen with his eyes.
Bai Xianzi had good reason to suspect that Jiang Qiao was deliberately drunk, just to test her bottom line step by step. Now that it has become a daily routine for two people to hug each other and sleep together, maybe they will invite her to take a bath together next time. .
After taking a deep breath and reciting the Qingxin Dharma silently in her mind to calm her mind, Fairy Bai walked into Jiang Qiao's bedroom, opened the closet and looked for his underwear and pajamas.
As a result, as soon as the drawer was opened, I saw a small drop-shaped box with the words "001" and "ultra-thin" written on it.
Fairy Bai is no longer the person she was when she first came to earth. After surfing the Internet for so long, she almost knows a lot of things she should know and things she shouldn't know, including the small box in front of her.
For example, businesses always promote: safe, effective contraception, disease prevention, hygiene, ultra-thin and non-sensory...
She remembered that Uncle Jiang gave it to her when she returned home. At that time, Jiang Qiao took advantage of her ignorance and lied to her that it was for water. Well... it seemed that it was indeed for water.
Fairy Bai tried not to look at the small box, but she couldn't help being curious and secretly looked outside the door. Jiang Qiao was probably still taking a bath at the moment.
She picked it up and squeezed it with a shy look. It was soft and seemed to have a lot of liquid inside. After much hesitation, she still didn't make up her mind to open one and take a look. Anyway, she should know about it in the future.
Thinking of this, Fairy Bai let out a long breath, took the clothes he needed and left.
Knocked on the bathroom door: "Rice dog, I brought you a change of clothes."
After a few seconds, he opened the bathroom door carelessly. Fairy Bai stared at the countless water drops rolling down his body, her face turned red, she quickly closed her eyes, and hurriedly handed over the clothes in her hand.
"Here you go, take it, be careful not to drop it."
"Well… "
After closing the door, Fairy Bai's heartbeat was very fast. She sat on the sofa and buried her head in her legs, but Jiang Qiao's strong body covered with water droplets kept appearing in her mind.
He seemed to be really drunk, and he couldn't pretend to be dizzy. If he hadn't still retained the last bit of clarity, he would have fallen asleep in the bathroom.
Not long after, the sound of water running in the bathroom stopped, and then Jiang Qiao walked out wearing only a pair of underpants without even wiping off the water droplets on his body.
He raised his eyes with difficulty to look at the fairy, opened his mouth and then said nothing. He returned to his room according to his memory, threw himself on the bed and fell asleep.
"Hey, you guy, your hair hasn't been dried yet!"
Fairy Bai was so angry that she gritted her teeth. This man obviously hadn't had a few drinks, so why was he so drunk? Why didn't he blow his hair clean quickly and wait for him to wake up to save the cold
She entered the room with a hair dryer, and then she saw him lying on the edge of the bed with one of his legs hanging on the floor, breathing heavily.
"Rice dog, wake up. If you want to sleep, wait until I blow dry you before you go to sleep!"
“…”
Jiang Qiao fell into a deep sleep.
Looking at this dead dog, Fairy Bai pinched her fingers and took out her mobile phone to take a picture of his current appearance, and then settle the score with him when he woke up.
After fixing the phone in position, she used a towel to wipe off the water droplets on his body, ignoring the larger part, and patiently blow-dried his hair.
"Yue Ling..." Jiang Qiao smacked his lips and suddenly muttered something in his sleep.
"What?"
"My fairy wife, hey, I love her so much..." He grinned like a fool.
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
The fairy rolled her eyes at him. It was really hard to make people drunk even when they were drunk, but after hearing these words, she felt a little happy.
"Yue Ling, my Yue Ling..."
Jiang Qiao touched the pillow next to him, but found no one, and suddenly shouted: "Where is my wife? Why is my wife missing? Where is my wife?"
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"I... my wife is gone, I'm going to find my wife... Huhu..." His leg that was drooping on the ground tried to stand up straight, but it slipped every time he stepped on the edge of the bed, making Fairy Bai's hair straighten. laugh.
Thinking of telling the truth while drunk, she asked tentatively: "Who is your wife?"
"…Yue Ling."
"Which moon spirit?"
"Bai...Bai Yueling."
"But there are two of Bai Yueling, which one do you like?"
"I like them all, huh..."
After saying this, Jiang Qiao opened his mouth half-open and began to snore like a pig.
Fairy Bai was a little angry. She obviously spent the most time with him and was the first one to come. Why couldn't he like her more
"Don't think about it, she doesn't like you."
"You... you're talking nonsense! Don't stand in my way, I'm going to find my fairy wife."
"Don't you like both of them? Why are you only looking for your fairy?"
"Because I love her the most..."
Hearing these words, Fairy Bai softened her heart, passed her little hand over, and said softly: "Your wife is here."
The disheveled drunken man smiled with satisfaction: "My fairy, it turns out you are here, I found you."
Jiang Qiao held her hand and didn't let go. Fairy Bai half pushed her to lie down on the bed and was held tightly in his arms.
Jiang Qiao's heavy breathing came from the back of her neck, accompanied by a strong smell of alcohol. She looked down and saw that the dog's paws had reached through her clothes again.
Fairy Bai pursed her lips. She was probably used to being touched by him to sleep like this. She even moved slightly to find a more comfortable position in his arms.
Looking at the bright sunshine outside the window, Fairy Bai yawned. After drinking some wine at noon, she seemed to be a little curled up.
Listening to the chirping of insects and birds in the forest, she slowly closed her eyes.
…
Jiang Qiao was woken up by the ringing of his cell phone.
It was obvious that the Moutai Mr. Qian brought was not a fake product, otherwise he would definitely have a dull pain in the back of his head.
I looked at the screen and saw that it was a call from Minister Liu from the scenic spot. It should be about signing a contract.
"Hey, is Boss Jiang on the mountain?"
He pinched the corners of his eyes to make himself more awake: "Well, yes."
"The contract you requested before has been drawn up by our company's legal department. How about I bring it over to you now?"
"Is there an electronic file? I want to see the electronic file before signing the contract."
Jiang Qiao has always been very careful about signing business contracts, otherwise he might be sold by someone else and have to pay the other party.
You know, even countless celebrities have fallen into contracts. If they fall out in the end, not only will they not get any profit, but they may also have to pay a large amount of liquidated damages. He doesn't want the fairy to be involved in disputes for the rest of his life. In the quagmire of lawsuits.
"Yes, yes. What's your email address? I'll send it to you directly."
“346250…”
After hanging up the phone, Jiang Qiao looked at the time. It was almost 5 p.m., which meant he slept all afternoon. No, when did he start sleeping
Momo Huhu remembered to take a shower when he got home and asked Fairy Bai to help him get his clothes. He was still a little sober at that time, but when he was showered with hot water, the alcohol went directly to his head and he couldn't remember anything.
Looking at the fairy in his arms, she was already awake when he answered the phone. Looking at her breathtakingly beautiful face, he felt an indescribable sense of satisfaction in his heart.
He lowered his head and kissed Fairy Bai lightly on her forehead.
"Do you still remember what you did after you got home?" Fairy Bai said dissatisfiedly as she wiped the saliva from her forehead.
"Uh... take a shower and then go to bed?" Jiang Qiao blinked. Why did he feel that there was something in her words? Could it be that he was drunk and dishonest, and the overlord forced himself on her once, but why didn't he remember it
"Guess." Fairy Bai smiled half-heartedly, then took out the dog's paw that he had quietly put into his clothes.
Didn't you feel enough after touching it for so long
"Drunk and crazy?"
"Guess again."
Jiang Qiao took a deep breath and his expression condensed: "Is it because of drunken sex?! Yue Ling, don't worry, I will definitely be responsible for you. My daughter will have your last name, and my son will have my last name. I will definitely be a qualified person." Husband and father.”
Hearing this, Fairy Bai was stunned, how could this guy think of so many things in just a short moment.
"It's just you, still having sex? Let's ask ourselves, can you do it?"
She pursed her lips, and CaiGou could only indulge in oral pleasure and hands-on pleasure.
At this time, she took out her mobile phone and showed him the video she had just taken.
"It's all here. You can see for yourself. I got up to cook."
Fairy Bai stretched out, revealing her graceful curves.
Jiang Qiao clicked the play button suspiciously, and then saw himself lying on the bed as drunk as a dead dog, shouting that he wanted to find his wife, and took the opportunity to be tricked by Fairy Bai.
When Jiang Qiao heard that he liked both of them, Jiang Qiao felt really nervous. Fortunately, the risk-averse gene was engraved in his bones. In the end, he said he loved fairies the most, and he was lucky enough to escape.
After watching this video, Jiang Qiao had a strange expression on his face. He had no impression at all. This was too outrageous.
Without any explanation, he directly clicked delete. Such a dark history must not be kept.
After getting dressed and walking out of the bedroom, Fairy Bai was already washing and steaming rice. She turned her head and said jokingly: "Have you finished reading? What do you think?"
Jiang Qiao's face turned red and he wanted to slap himself to death when he thought of his stupid appearance.
"What you say when you're drunk can't be taken seriously."
"Isn't it the mantra for drunkenness?"
"Well, it must be true that I like you the most."
Fairy Bai snorted softly: "You all like it?"
Jiang Qiao walked into the kitchen and hugged her waist gently: "If you are jealous again, then I will like her more."
"How dare you, dog!"
"Hehe~ Don't dare, don't dare."
Jiang Qiao found her soft lips and kissed her beautifully before parting with his heart.
"I have deleted the video just now."
"Delete it. If you dare to show it to you, I won't be afraid of you deleting it. Anyway, I have a backup, so don't try to quibble. This is your dark history!"
Jiang Qiao's face suddenly darkened.
The fairy learned bad things.
The two flirted and flirted for a while, and his phone suddenly vibrated. He turned it on and saw that he had received an unfamiliar email.
"Minister Liu sent over the electronic file of the contract. I'll go take a look."
Fairy Bai nodded, hummed softly to old-style music, then picked up a kitchen knife and "chopped" a peeled potato into shreds.
Jiang Qiao turned on his computer and looked at the seven or eight pages of the tourist attraction promotion contract. Some of the professional terms in it made his head hurt.
As the saying goes, there are specialties in the field. As a computer major, he felt that there was no problem in the business contract, but he was afraid that the contract would dig a hole for him somewhere.
Then he opened the V letter and posted his father, Aite, in the group of loving family members.
After all, Jiang Tiancheng was working for the government, and he handled dozens of contracts every day, and there was also a ready-made legal department in the unit. It would be a waste not to make use of such resources.
People who are just waiting to die: @ the pillar, dad, help me see if there is any problem with this contract
Backbone: What contract? Didn’t I already help you get the contract for your crappy store? From now on, I will sign according to that template.
People who eat and wait to die: XXX tourist attraction commercial promotion contract.doc
Pillar: What the hell
People who are waiting to die: Dad, don’t worry about so much now. The situation is urgent now. Just see if there are any problems. I will explain to you later.
Pillar: Your account has been hacked? Don’t think that if you post my son’s V-letter and call me dad, I will believe your lies. Will you ask me to transfer money to another account later
Hard-working gardener: The child’s father is right. I also feel like he is a liar. Just now my country’s anti-explosion app rang.
People who eat and wait to die:…
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(The plot of finding a wife is my personal experience. One day after attending a friend's wedding, I drank wine and went back to take a hot bath and went straight to sex. If my fairy wife hadn't taken a video to testify, I wouldn't have believed it myself. It was really too much. It’s embarrassing, it’s still my black history now)