Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 255

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After dinner, when most of the tourists on Fairy Peak had dispersed, Jiang Qiao took Fairy Bai's hand and walked around outside.

Fu Lu Shou Xi was playing with each other not far away, occasionally sharpening their claws on the trees, chasing butterflies wandering among the flowers, and when tired from playing, they would lie down on the lawn and take a nap.

Jiang Qiao looked at the sunset in the distance, with thoughts flying in his head. What kind of method should he use to propose to the fairy so that she would be so moved that she would agree to marry him.

"Recently, fans have been urging me when to update the video." Fairy Bai suddenly asked.

Jiang Qiao came back to his senses and saw some tourists taking photos next to the Fairy Stone.

"Usually there are so many people here, it's impossible to take pictures. Let's wait for a while. We are not professional grannies anyway."

Fairy Bai nodded. The two of them were indeed not making videos just for the sake of making videos.

"You are acting strange today. You are always distracted when you are with me. Do you have a crush on the little girl today?" Fairy Bai squeezed his hand hard.

"???"

A big question mark appeared on Jiang Qiao's head.

"How could you have such an outrageous idea? Or, when did Fairy Bai, the most talented and beautiful woman in the world, become so unsure of herself?"

"Hmph! I was just asking casually."

"Obviously I'm just jealous, I like you the most, the most, okay."

Fairy Bai raised the corners of her mouth, turned back, and meowed at the two kittens from a distance.

"Blessed and prosperous, I'm back home."

Hearing the sound, the two kittens who were lying on the lawn with their eyes narrowed immediately got up and meowed and ran towards her.

Looking at this scene, Jiang Qiao couldn't help but fall into deep thought. When did the cat at home become as obedient as a dog

He forgot to glance at the fairy stone from a distance, and there was a single man praying there. He shrugged and immediately followed the steps of the white fairy. The stone was not as beautiful as the real fairy.

After the beginning of summer, the temperature is getting higher day by day, and the slightest movement will make you extremely hot and sweaty.

Jiang Qiao finished practicing the Little Golden Man on the balcony, and then took Fairy Bai to practice some more. The result was that he lay on the ground like a dead dog and gasped for air. Even though the fairy had lost his cultivation, his various fighting skills were not like his. Waiting for ordinary people to compare.

"I suspect that the Little Golden Man is not as powerful as you say. At best, he is just a punching bag for you to vent your anger on."

Jiang Qiao squeezed his flesh decadently, and when he exercised his power, it was as tough as iron, and there was also a faint golden light. However, it was of no use at all. He couldn't beat him even if he should be defeated.

Fairy Bai smiled slightly: "I have practiced for nearly ten thousand years before I have the foundation I have now. How long have you been? If you want to suppress me, you will never think about it in this life."

"As the saying goes, as long as the iron pestle is ground into a needle, sooner or later I will pin you down." Jiang Qiao patted his butt and stood up. He didn't have to be able to beat the fairy to call her daddy. Sometimes, he could It's okay to pass her.

Sweating all over, he went back to his room to get clean pajamas, walked out and looked at Fairy Bai, and asked tentatively.

"Would you like to take a shower together?"

"Do you still want to tell me that you can save water?" Fairy Bai said expressionlessly.

"Well, this is one thing. The main reason is that the pores of the human body will open after strenuous exercise. Taking a shower at this time can effectively remove impurities."

"My immortal body has long been transparent, where did the impurities come from." She pursed her lips. She didn't know that this guy was thinking about bad things again. Last time he was drunk and took a shower without even wearing underwear, and he still hadn't settled the accounts with him.

In short, it is absolutely impossible to bathe with him before getting married!

This guy is rotten and bad.

Seeing that his thoughts were revealed, Jiang Qiao walked into the bathroom nonchalantly. He washed his hair for less than five minutes and came out with a big mess. He has short hair. There is no need to blow dry his hair after washing it in this weather. Just wipe it with a towel and it will be dry in a while.

After coming out, he saw Fairy Bai leaning on the railing and looking at the stars. He quietly leaned over and hugged Fairy Bai's slender waist, and kissed her on the cheek. He felt a sense of satisfaction in his heart.

"Can we see Ziwei Star from here?"

"No." Fairy Bai shook her head, "The universe is too vast, even the Immortal Emperor cannot see through the stars with his naked eyes."

"In this era, there is something called an astronomical telescope, which can see places tens of billions of light-years away. But unfortunately, so far, humans have not discovered a second planet with life. Therefore, many scientists have concluded that it is possible for humans to It is the only intelligent race that exists in the universe."

"How is that possible! Although the universe is desolate, there are still many races of life. Various races have had brilliant civilizations."

Jiang Qiao was helpless: "You can only tell me that scientists are all madmen. If they know your origin, they will be arrested and sliced for study."

"What are you talking about? I'm not an alien. I'm a modern human on Earth, Bai Yueling."

Seeing her serious look, Jiang Qiao wanted to laugh. After so long, Fairy Bai has integrated well with modern life.

"Well, you're right. From now on, no matter who asks you, you will answer this way."

"Of course, I'm not a fool."

Jiang Qiao suddenly sighed: "Yue Ling, don't blame us for being careful. You have an extraordinary background. In fact, your appearance is a great miracle for modern science. If you can cooperate with the country, you may be able to solve countless problems." Scientific problems, it is not impossible for human civilization to move into a new chapter."

"But you wouldn't do that, would you?"

Jiang Qiao blinked.

Fairy Bai pondered for a moment: "Is there a possibility that we originally belonged to different universe dimensions, but we just crossed paths at a certain point in time, so I ended up here by accident?"

"Parallel universes? There is such a theory, but modern science cannot prove it. Unfortunately, you are not a physicist, and neither am I. It is probably impossible for me to figure this out in my lifetime."

Jiang Qiao shrugged: "But you still have a chance. Study hard and become the world's top physicist. Maybe you can find your way back."

Fairy Bai frowned and was about to speak when she heard the sound of salsa coming from the cat litter box, followed by a nauseating smell filling the air.

"Your son has pooped. Go and shovel the poop." She covered her mouth and nose and said.

"Yue Ling, can you tell me why cat poop smells so bad?"

"Your shit stinks even more." Fairy Bai glared at him.

“…”

Jiang Qiao wanted to retort, but suddenly remembered that fairies don't poop.

So the question is, will organs that have not been used for a long time degenerate

Jiang Qiao felt that it was necessary to explore it carefully. This was a basic respect for biology.

Holding his breath, he carried the cat litter box into the toilet, shoveled a lump of clumped cat litter into the toilet, and then pressed the flush button.

When I came out again, I saw Fairy Bai sitting on the sofa, turning on the computer and constantly searching for issues related to the universe.

"Your Ziwei star is not the same planet as my home planet." Fairy Bai said seriously.

"I have known for a long time that Ziweixing is a star, that is, a sun that emits heat. Unless your people can withstand high temperatures and live on the sun."

"Of course it's impossible!"

Jiang Qiao smiled slightly: "So, come on, Fairy, it's up to you to be the next Nobel physicist to prove whether parallel universes exist."

So Fairy Bai searched for physics-related knowledge for a while, but the various physics symbols and obscure special terms made her head hurt. This was even more outrageous than those who played with formations.

White Fairy angrily closed the webpage and opened Plants vs. Zombies. Finally, she found that the game was still fun.

However, as she was playing with it, she realized something was wrong. The zombies advanced very quickly, and the number of attacks in each wave was also large. The most outrageous thing was that plant zombies actually appeared, with all kinds of attack methods. Within a few rounds, she was killed. Zombies eat brains.

"Why is this game different from when I played it before?" Fairy Bai asked.

"Oh, I saw that you were playing too easily, so I secretly changed it to a perverted version for you. Is it fun?"

"???"

What a fun thing to throw!

No more playing the broken game!

Bai Xianzi stepped on her slippers and went to take a shower. She was annoyed when she saw this guy.

He doesn't do anything that people do.

Jiang Qiao chuckled, took Fairy Bai's computer and clicked on a new game. It was relatively normal at first, but a few minutes later, he saw the unstoppable zombie army rushing into the house and eating his brain. He suddenly fell into deep thought.

It's a hot chicken game. It doesn't have any sense of gaming experience. It's purely disgusting. It's fun for your grandma!

Slide the mouse to open the game directory and uninstall it with one click.

The game is really fun to abuse food.

There was the sound of running water in the bathroom, and a humanoid silhouette that looked exactly like a lake was revealed on the frosted glass door. Jiang Qiao took a deep look at it, and Wu Youcai sent him a message at this time.

Wu Youcai: "Old man, I've sent you the designer's contact information."

Jiang Qiao: "Thank you, Mr. Qian."

Jiang Qiao: "How do you feel about dating a beautiful woman today?"

Wu Youcai: "I talked to her about consumption concepts, and she told me about her life ideals."

Jiang Qiao: "So we didn't talk together?"

Wu Youcai: "That's not true. I said that the lives of rich people are always simple and boring. She nodded in agreement."

Jiang Qiao: "..."

Jiang Qiao: "Where is she now?"

Wu Youcai: "No, I went back to the hotel. Although I really wanted to discuss the philosophy of life with her in the dead of night, she said we couldn't do it today because relatives are here."

Jiang Qiao: "???Is this the power of Qian's ability?"

Wu Youcai: "Hey, don't take it seriously, I'm just kidding you. Sisi is a good girl, pure, lively and cute, her speech and behavior are very measured, and she is not that tacky. So, old man, you have to help me. .”

Jiang Qiao: "You, a veteran in love, still want my help?"

Wu Youcai: "Wait a minute, you're not still a virgin, are you? Laugh.jpg"

Jiang Qiao: "Our friendship ends here."

At the end of the chat, Jiang Qiao added the designer's friend, but the designer said that he was not in Zhongcheng at the moment and could send him the floor plan, house layout and decoration requirements.

Not long after the two chatted, the bathroom door finally opened. Fairy White was wearing a short-sleeved nightgown with a wide-eyed Pikachu printed on her chest. Well, summer is so nice, her eyes are so big, and her legs are so white.

He took the hairdryer and walked over, kissing her on the cheek naturally.

"Yue Ling smells so good."

Fairy Bai blushed slightly: "It smells like shower gel, and you smell very good too."

"It's different. I'm a stinky man and you are a sweet woman." Jiang Qiao took a deep breath with an intoxicated expression.

"Can you please stop acting so idiotic? You are so perverted."

Jiang Qiao said righteously: "I just smelled it. Doing some indescribable things with your body is a perversion."

“…”

Thinking of his glib words at night, Fairy Bai suddenly blushed and her heart beat fast, and decided not to continue talking to him about the topic of perversion.

"Hey, do you want to blow your hair?"

"Hey hey hey, blow it now."

Pressing the switch, the hair dryer whirred. Jiang Qiao stood condescendingly behind, the hand holding the hair dryer kept shaking, and the other hand fully lifted up her hair, letting out the excess hair. Water evaporates quickly.

Looking down at Fairy Bai's delicate and snow-white neck, he suddenly had a thought and turned the hair dryer downwards. Warm air flowed in through the neckline, making the clothes bulge visibly to the naked eye.

Jiang Qiao's eyes widened and he subconsciously held his breath. This is where Pikachu's big eyes came from.

"What are you doing..."

Fairy Bai looked at the mirror and suddenly felt something was wrong. Why was all the hot air getting into her clothes

Turning around, she met Jiang Qiao's gaze and suddenly realized that this stinky bitch was taking advantage of her again!

"Does it look good?" She covered her collar, her face as cold as frost.

"Ah? What did you say, Yue Ling? The noise was too loud and I couldn't hear clearly." Jiang Qiao felt embarrassed and felt guilty.

"Go away, you horny guy. Give me the hair dryer and I'll blow it myself!"

Fairy Bai drove him away angrily, and the pervert confirmed that he would go into love with her if nothing happened.

"Aren't you ready to go to sleep?" She put the hair dryer away.

"Sleep, I have to go to the house tomorrow to have a look, and send the designer the drawings, parameter layout, etc., so that he can make plans."

"Yeah, I'll go too."

After turning off the lights in the living room, as soon as the two returned to the bedroom, Bai Xianzi took the initiative to get into Jiang Qiao's arms, raising her chin and her beautiful lips were particularly attractive.

"Want a kiss?" she said, her eyes flashing with shame.

"Not only kiss, but also eat Shetou."

After slapping the bedroom light out, Jiang Qiao lowered his head and pressed her soft, sweet lips together.

After their lips and teeth interlocked for a long time, Fairy Bai separated breathlessly, feeling his movements, and her ears were already red and hot.

"Okay, the goodnight kiss is over, now go to bed."

"Well..." Jiang Qiao hugged her waist, put his hands into his clothes, and made an unclear nasal sound.

Fairy Bai blushed and twisted.

five minutes later.

"Yue Ling, are you asleep?"

“…”

"Yue Ling, do you want to do something else?"

“…”

"Yue Ling, if you don't answer, I will take it as your acquiescence."

"If you don't want to, go to sleep quickly. If you talk again, I'll beat you to death!" Fairy Bai said with her eyes closed.

“…”

So Jiang Qiao stopped talking and concentrated on taking action. After all, he couldn't beat her yet, and he wasn't tough enough to let her call her daddy.

He couldn't understand why he couldn't just take a sneak peek during the day, even though he could touch her at night.