Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 256: 257. Beating

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The next day was cloudy and the wind was blowing lightly on Fairy Peak.

Bai Xianzi wears a pure white T-shirt on her upper body and high-waisted wide-leg pants on her lower body. Her already slender figure looks even taller.

Jiang Qiao stood next to her and put his hands on the back of her neck, stroking her smooth hair, and said softly: "Do you want me to tie it up for you? If the sun comes out later, it might be hot."

She hesitated for a moment, then turned to look out the window. Occasionally, a ray of golden sunshine fell in the clouds, but it quickly disappeared.

"Classmate Xiaoai, how is the weather today?"

"Zhongcheng, Yuzhou will be sunny to cloudy today, with temperatures ranging from 17 to 25 degrees, southwesterly wind level 1, and the air quality is very good."

Fairy Bai tilted her head: "Look, classmate Xiao Ai said today is cloudy and there is no sun."

"All right."

At this moment, Fairy Bai handed him the hair tie on her wrist: "Just help me put my hair up."

After a pause, she added: "If you dare to pull my hair and cause pain, not only will there be no next time, I will also beat you up."

"...Is it too late for me to give up now?"

"You didn't ask for this yourself? Hurry up."

"Then I asked you to have a physical examination last night to check if there were any degenerated organs. Why didn't you..."

Seeing Fairy Bai's eyes that exuded danger signals, Jiang Qiao closed his mouth knowingly, but became even more curious in his heart.

Hum hum, one day, I will personally unravel all the mysteries.

Holding the hair tie, Jiang Qiao tied it carefully in order not to pull the fairy's hair. The back of his hand would touch the skin on the back of her neck from time to time, which made the numb Fairy feel a little itchy.

"Too loose."

She shook her head casually, and her newly tied hair was immediately spread out. Looking in the mirror, she looked at Jiang Qiao, who was cautiously afraid of hurting her, and looked careless. The corners of her mouth slightly raised, and there was a smile that couldn't be hidden in her eyes.

"I'll come and watch. I'll have to tie you up like this from now on."

Fairy Bai took the hair tie and tied it into a ponytail. With her current dress, she looked full of youthfulness.

"Hmm, now that my eyes are clear, where can I get my hands?"

“…”

After seeing that there was still a lot of cat food in Fu Lu Shou Xi's bowl, the two went downstairs with their cameras.

I pushed the small motorcycle out of the warehouse that had not been used for a long time. There was already a thick layer of dust on the surface. Jiang Qiao wiped it clean with a wet towel and took two bottles of mineral water that had not expired from the refrigerator.

"Isn't it not far away? Do you still need to ride a bike?"

"You are now a celebrity in the scenic area. You are noticed wherever you go, so no one will stop you when you ride."

"oh."

Fairy Bai was a little helpless. She had known that it would be so troublesome when she became famous, so she wouldn't have let this guy shoot the video.

Hmm, but I can make money so quickly by shooting videos, and I can afford to support him casually.

What a distress.

"Did you get the key?"

"Take it."

After closing the store, the cute little motorcycle left the scenic spot unimpeded and drove quickly to another branch of Fairy Peak.

The surrounding environment has not changed much. The only difference is that there are gradually more fields on both sides of the road, and you can see three or five houses not far away.

In addition to farming, these villagers occasionally undertake farmhouse business.

The scooter went up the winding mountain road. Bai Xianzi sat in the back and was no longer as shy and reserved as she was at first. She put her arms around his waist and pressed almost her entire upper body on Jiang Qiao's back.

"Yue Ling, I found something interesting."

"What?"

Jiang Qiao smiled, held the steering wheel, and suddenly lightly pressed the brake, accelerating, braking, accelerating, braking again... After doing this for seven or eight times, he saw the little electric donkey twitching on the road.

The people in the back seat were also constantly bumping forward and backward due to inertia, and felt the amazing elasticity coming from their backs. Jiang Qiao was immediately satisfied. This can definitely be called one of the most comfortable massages.

Fairy Bai was so smart, she was just stunned for a moment before she fully realized that this shameless guy was taking advantage of her again in a roundabout way.

"Why are you so nasty? You can always think of Sesu." She twisted the soft flesh around Jiang Qiao's waist hard.

Jiang Qiao held his breath and quietly performed the exercises. The fascia and skin on his waist under his clothes emitted a layer of light, and most of the pain disappeared instantly.

Seeing that he didn't respond, Fairy Bai was a little surprised: "Don't you feel pain?"

"No, just a little bit." Jiang Qiao was slightly proud, "Yue Ling, you only have this little strength, haven't you had enough breakfast?"

No matter how much knowledge you have, you may have great skills, but if you lose your cultivation, you won’t have much strength.

Fairy Bai was stunned for a moment, and a blush of sullenness slowly appeared on her face. This guy had really hardened his wings, and now he dared to mock her.

"You still dare to practice martial arts?! I'll let you practice martial arts, I'll let you practice martial arts."

She pursed her lips and turned her wrist hard, only to find that the guy's leather was as hard as cowhide and couldn't be twisted at all.

After thinking about it... She gritted her teeth and simply grabbed the handle of the little golden man. Oh no, it was a cover.

Jiang Qiao took a cold breath, and a strange feeling spread throughout his body. His breath suddenly became chaotic. Fairy Bai's little hand smoothly rotated 180 degrees, and then Jiang Qiao screamed like a pig being killed.

"Ah, Yue Ling, I was wrong, it hurts..."

"I didn't eat?"

"Eat, eat, let's eat together."

"I have no strength?"

"Yes, yes, yes, as strong as an ox."

Fairy Bai looked at the rice fields on the roadside, and there happened to be a buffalo plowing hard. There was quite a lot of water in the rice fields.

"You call me a cow?"

"No, no, no, I am the cow and you are the field."

Fairy Bai was inexplicably stunned. She didn't understand what this meant.

"snort!"

Listening to his sweet scream, Fairy Bai hummed softly and finally chose to spare him out of mercy.

The main thing is that I want him to drive well. If an accident occurs, although the two of them will not suffer serious injuries due to their physical constitution, they will become embarrassed.

"Didn't you say that the golden figure doesn't have a door cover?" Jiang Qiao held the handle of the car with one hand and kept rubbing his lower back with the other hand.

"Drive your car well."

Fairy Bai put her hand into his clothes and massaged it gently with the palm of her hand: "The King of Indestructibles needs to be at least a small success before there is no cover. Strictly speaking, your place is not a cover."

"Then why am I suddenly discouraged?"

Fairy Bai suddenly turned red: "I wonder why your mind is filled with yellow waste."

Hearing this, Jiang Qiao looked strange and suddenly understood something.

Practicing the Vajra Indestructibility requires long-term abstinence, but any normal man would find it tortured. Therefore, if someone suddenly takes advantage of you before you achieve success, it is not a problem to let the other party break the skill directly and disrupt the rhythm of the skill.

"Yue Ling, if I try my best again, can you try to catch me and cover the door?" Jiang Qiao blinked.

She was about to agree, but when she saw his malicious expression in the reflector, she glared at him fiercely: "Go to hell!"

Jiang Qiao was not angry when his evil plan was revealed. He just laughed twice and concentrated on driving.

Looking at the green wheat seedlings along the way, Fairy Bai suddenly asked: "Where did you learn something just now?"

"ah?"

"It's just like you stopped and stopped just now, just like... just like riding a horse." Her little face turned red.

"Oh, you said the car vibrated."

Jiang Qiao's expression was slightly ambiguous: "We are just shaking in the name of the word. Don't you know that some people have fun and just like to drive around in cars? That's called car shaking."

"Car... car?"

Fairy Bai was stunned. The space in the car was so small that it was difficult to turn around. Is this okay? The key is, if you do something shy in such a small space, will it not be seen by people outside

"Hey, you don't know this, right? What those people are after is a kind of excitement. Once the black film is pasted and the car window is closed, people outside can't see it, but people inside can see it clearly. It's the same as being in full view of the public. , Doing that in broad daylight, don’t you think it’s irritating?”

Fairy Bai spat, as expected of a modern person, even ten Yin Yang sects could not compare to her in terms of tricks.

"You seem to understand very well? Have you ever done this?"

"How can that be possible? Don't you know whether I am a virgin or not? These are all what netizens say. You can search them all on Baidu."

Jiang Qiao suddenly felt aggrieved. If someone else had a girlfriend, he would have already experienced the married life that he should experience, so he would still have to abstain from sex and practice martial arts.

"How about..."

He licked his lips and saw Fairy Bai's beautiful face in the rearview mirror: "When we have a car in the future, let's give it a try? See if it's really that exciting."

"Your skin is itchy again, isn't it?"

She looked ashamed and angry. Sometimes this guy really wanted to be beaten. He actually dared to bring up such shameful things. How could she... how could she do that in the car with him.

Even if others can't see it, the car will vibrate. What's the difference between this and the three hundred taels of silver here

The two were noisy, and the little electric donkey turned at the next intersection, and finally saw a small farmhouse surrounded by walls on the side of a field near the top of the mountain.

"Huh, here we are."

Jiang Qiao parked the car on the side of the road. The leaves of the rice fields not far from next door had turned slightly yellow. The breeze blew and the wheat ears stirred up waves. I believe it will be almost time to harvest in two months.

"The old man said that these fields are also ours, and we can grow rice like others in the future." He pointed to the rice fields in front of him with weeds almost half a meter high.

"Can you farm?" Fairy Bai asked.

Jiang Qiao shook his head: "No."

"What a coincidence, neither can I."

“…”

He took a deep breath: "It's okay, we can learn."

"Well, you learn. I just saw a farmer pulling a buffalo to plow the fields on the road. Anyway, as you said yourself, you are a cow, so you should learn quickly."

"You need more water to learn quickly."

"Wouldn't there be more water if you plow the fields frequently?"

Jiang Qiao blinked and looked at her twice: "Then I... farm often?"

Fairy Bai hesitated to speak. Looking at him, she always felt that there was something in his words, but she couldn't figure out what went wrong.

It seems that I have to find time to ask Du Niang.

After thinking about it, she snorted softly: "Of course, the fields can't be damaged by plowing, but they need to be plowed more so that the crops in the fields will grow longer and better."

"Well, fine, as long as I can't die, I will till death." Jiang Qiao suppressed his smile.

The breeze blew from a distance and the wheat waves kept rolling. Fairy Bai couldn't help but take a deep breath and picked up her mobile phone to freeze the scenery at this moment.

She likes the function of taking photos very much. She can easily capture the people, things and scenery she likes without any magical skills.

This is the convenience that modern technology brings to people.

Jiang Qiao turned to look at her, and also picked up his phone to take pictures. She took pictures of the scenery, and he took pictures of the fairy who was taking pictures of the scenery.

It turns out that it’s not that the scenery is just right, but that the fairy enters the scenery.

"Does it look good?"

The White Fairy turned her head with a smile, her ponytail bouncing, and her broken hair flying on her forehead. The fairy who lives in modern times has a smile as bright as a flower.

This scene happened to be captured by Jiang Qiao.

"Beautiful," he replied with a smile.

Fairy Bai's face turned red, and she suddenly realized that this guy was not talking about the scenery but about her.

"If you say too many sweet words, it will just sound disgusting."

"Are you disgusting?"

She panicked, looked away, and said in embarrassment, "It's so numb that I'm getting goosebumps."

Jiang Qiao really walked in and looked at her neck.

"Lying, you obviously don't even dare to look into my eyes."

"Don't you think, the scenery here is more beautiful than our place." Fairy Bai skipped the topic tactfully.

Jiang Qiao nodded: "I agree. After all, the mountain is not high, but there are immortals. Wherever you are, there is the most beautiful scenery."

"Glib tongue, what if I'm in the hut?"

"The huts are all fragrant."

"It's disgusting. Stay away from me. You're so perverted." She wrinkled her nose with disgust on her face.

"Well, you don't go to the toilet. The latrine is clean and of course smells good. Speaking of which, do you really not want me to check it? If the organ degenerates, this is a big biological event."

"Say it again!" Fairy Bai raised her fist, with a bad look in her wide eyes.

"Ahem, the weather is really nice today."

Jiang Qiao stretched out his hand to lift up the messy hair in front of her eyes, and ran his fingertips along the fairy's cheek until he slowly held up her delicate face.

He swallowed and whispered, "I want to kiss you."

Fairy Bai froze, looking at the gentle smiling face, her long eyelashes trembling slightly, then she turned to look around, and her lips moved a few times.

"No... not good, it's broad daylight."

"What's wrong in broad daylight? There's no one around." Jiang Qiao stroked her face.

"But in broad daylight..."

For some reason, Fairy Bai suddenly remembered what Jiang Qiao had just said about Che Zhen. Woo hoo, do modern people like such excitement

"The key is that there is no one. This is different from Che Zhen, and we just kiss and don't have children."

Fairy Bai's face gradually turned red, and she glanced away guiltily, then came back to her senses with a fierce look on her face.

"Do you still want to drive?"

"No...I meant kissing. So...is that okay?" he asked tentatively.

"If I say no, will you not kiss me?"

"Won't."

"Then you still ask!!!" She clenched her fists and wanted to hit him again.

Jiang Qiao leaned over and pecked her lips, and their figures slowly overlapped.

After a while, Fairy Bai grabbed his moving hand angrily.

Jiang Qiao chatted.

"Hey, Yue Ling, don't get me wrong. I mainly want to see if you will be pounding with nervousness."