Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 259: 260. In other families, twins are born

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After getting off the roller coaster, Jiang Qiao and Wu Youcai almost lost their footing.

The constant weight loss and overweight was too much stimulation. Jiang Qiao thought he would be thrown out several times, but in the end he only entered the next stage of spinning.

Wu Youcai was even worse than him. He was usually exhausted by drinking and sex, but now he couldn't bear the stimulation. He was already lying on the trash can and vomiting non-stop.

Seeing how pale his face was, Liu Sisi was extremely glad that she didn't go up and stood beside him and gave him a bottle of mineral water. Sister Yue Ling, on the other hand, looked as normal and performed much better than these two men.

The two brothers helped each other to sit on a nearby bench and rest for a while. Wu Youcai turned to look at him, his face pale and pale: "Old man, if you can't help it, you can spit it out like me, I won't laugh at you. .”

"Do you feel that you just failed to show off in front of the girl you like, so you want to support someone?" Jiang Qiao took a sip of water. On the roller coaster just now, he felt that his brain was about to be shaken.

"Gan, you have seen this."

He looked at Bai Yueling, who looked like a normal person, and exclaimed: "Sister-in-law is really calm. You didn't hear her yelling just now, did you?"

Jiang Qiao pursed her lips. She really didn't want to hurt him. Fairy Bai was a cultivator who flew into the sky and escaped from the earth. She had never seen any big winds and waves, so this probably wouldn't make her feel even a little shaken.

"Do you still want to play?"

"I'm just playing with you, I won't even touch it until I die." Wu Youcai shook his head crazily, "Actually, it's not because I'm afraid you know, it's just that my body can't bear it."

Thinking of his own emotional experience, Jiang Qiao hesitated for a while and said: "If you want to get involved with her, you can actually ask her to go to the haunted house. Not only can you fully demonstrate your charm as a man, but you can also hold her in your arms. Let her know what it means to feel safe."

Wu Youcai's eyes lit up, yes, a haunted house, why didn't he think of it.

"This is a great trick, old man. I'll treat you to dinner when it's done. By the way, do you have anything else to tell me? Stop hiding it now and tell me your secrets for picking up girls."

“…”

He really wanted to say that there was no secret to picking up girls, but it was just a real experience.

"When buying tickets, you can try to communicate with the NPC in advance, such as focusing on you. If you step forward at a critical moment, you can severely increase your favorability, but the premise is that you can't be afraid. .”

"Are you kidding me? I look like someone who is afraid of ghosts?"

"You said the same thing just before riding the roller coaster."

"...blanch!"

After calming down for a while, Wu Youcai really took Liu Sisi to the haunted house. From the looks of it, Liu Sisi probably had a good impression of him, otherwise she wouldn't have agreed.

"They left?"

"Well, I think the two of us are like light bulbs, which delays him in picking up girls."

"I just chatted with Sisi for a while, and she said she has no thoughts of falling in love for the time being." Fairy Bai said.

Jiang Qiao was startled, and suddenly felt a little pitiful for his young age.

"What about us, what are we going to do now?"

He looked around and saw that he had experienced almost all the more interesting items in this amusement park. He couldn't compete with the children for the rocker.

"How about going back home?"

"good."

The two bought ribs, chicken wings, and a roast duck at the supermarket. According to Jiang Qiao, they couldn't just have sex for nothing every time they went home. Bringing their own ingredients gave the old couple no reason to find trouble.

Xia Qinghe had a day off from school because today was Children's Day. She was sitting on the sofa watching TV. Jiang Tiancheng was still at work and had not returned.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Xia Qinghe habitually tilted his head and looked at the door: "Is everything okay at work? What are you going to do today... Hey, Yue Ling, why are you here?"

A certain little transparent person next to him rolled his eyes helplessly. He would be ignored every time anyway.

"Hello, Aunt Xia."

"Mom, my dad hasn't come back yet?"

"At work, do you think everyone travels like you... uh..." Halfway through, Xia Qinghe suddenly remembered that her son was quite promising now, and his girlfriend was doing a travel promotion and even appeared on local TV.

"Swimming for what?"

"Humph, it's nothing."

Jiang Qiao smiled. He liked to see the little old lady being tough. She had long said that children and grandchildren would be blessed by themselves, but the old couple still didn't believe it.

"Let's sit for a while and watch TV. Your dad won't be back for a while. I'll make some food." Xia Qinghe took the dishes to the kitchen. The ribs still had to be stewed. Yue Ling's daughter-in-law preferred soup.

"Hey, why is there still Coke? I tell you, you should drink less Coke. I heard that drinking too much is not good for children in the future."

The sound came from the kitchen. Jiang Qiao subconsciously turned to look at Fairy Bai. Fairy Bai was stunned for a moment and blushed quickly.

"Mom, it's not a drink. Yue Ling recently learned a dish called Coke Chicken Wings. I'll ask her to cook it for you to try later." He couldn't help but laugh.

"Can Coca-Cola cook?" Xia Qinghe looked unbelieving.

"You can cook with beer, why can't you with Coke?"

She was suddenly speechless.

Fairy Bai suddenly asked him secretly: "Why does Auntie say that drinking Coke is not good for children?"

"Because some people say that drinking Coke kills sperm and that drinking too much will make you unable to conceive." Jiang Qiao shrugged, "But this is a rumor and has no scientific basis."

"Yeah?"

Fairy Bai walked towards the kitchen with her head lowered, and suddenly turned around and told him: "You are not allowed to eat the Coke chicken wings for a while."

"???"

She suddenly realized something was wrong, and quickly added something to avoid his misunderstanding: "I don't want to have a child with you, but... this is not good for your cultivation of the Little Golden Man."

Jiang Qiao grinned, showing his white teeth: "I understand, fairy, you don't need to explain, our children will definitely be white and fat in the future."

“…”

Fairy Bai glared at him in shame and went into the kitchen to prepare dinner with Xia Qinghe. Jiang Qiao held a glass of water and stood outside the balcony to look at the scenery of the community, feeling a little dazed for no reason.

The mountains and the modern city are indeed two different feelings.

The cell phone ringtone suddenly rang at this time. Jiang Qiao glanced at the screen and saw that it was the director of the scenic area Liu calling, presumably about whether the store would be transferred.

"Isn't Boss Jiang on the mountain today?"

"Yes, I've been home for the past two days." Jiang Qiao said with a smile.

"Do you feel that there are too many tourists, which disturbs your current life? After all, many tourists come here because of its reputation."

He was a little helpless: "Minister Liu, if you have anything to say, just tell me."

"It's like this. Boss Jiang might as well agree to the company's request and give up the store. The company in the small courtyard in the back mountain has decided to drop another 100,000 and sell it to you for 200,000."

"Minister Liu, to be honest, if the conditions were like this, I might have agreed directly, but now I have bought a house elsewhere. Don't worry, you and the scenic spot. I will move out after the new home is decorated."

Minister Liu was stunned and speechless for a long time. He never expected that this would be the case.

After a while, she finally spoke, with a hint of bitterness in her voice: "That's it, okay, then I won't bother Boss Jiang."

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Qiao felt a little relieved. He didn't agree with it at first, but now he just went to buy a house elsewhere.

Although it is 100,000 yuan cheaper, compared to the two yards, the one he has now is obviously better. The five bungalows are all in good condition. They don't need to be demolished and rebuilt. They can be moved in after a good renovation, not to mention that there are fields around it.

He can probably guess why the scenic spot is in such a hurry. After all, the passenger flow is very large now, but there is only one convenience store on the mountain, and it occupies a prime location. If this is handed over to the scenic spot for independent operation, who knows how big the impact will be. Economic benefits.

But no matter what, the contract period has not yet expired. As long as Jiang Qiao does not take the initiative to move out, if the scenic area wants to take the store back by force, there is no other way but to break the contract.

But as the saying goes, business cannot be done without righteousness, and he has not fallen out with the scenic spot, and the scenic spot will probably not do such a thing, injuring the enemy eight hundred and losing one thousand to himself.

The courtyard has just started construction, and it will probably take some time until it is completely renovated. When that day comes, it's not like he and Yue Ling have no place to live, so they can just go home if they can't.

In the kitchen, two women each operated a gas stove. Xia Qinghe was removing the fishy smell from the ribs and blanching them, while Bai Xianzi was marinating the chicken wings to add flavor.

"Yue Ling, your video is no longer taken?"

Fairy Bai shook her head helplessly: "Not yet. There are so many tourists every day now, and even the entrance of convenience stores has become an internet celebrity spot for checking in. Jiang Qiao said he would take pictures after a while."

Xia Qinghe nodded: "Then do you still have income?"

"Yes, once the video is released, as long as someone watches, likes, collects and puts coins, the income will continue to accrue. Even if I do nothing every day, I will make hundreds or even thousands every day."

Hundreds to thousands every day, tens of thousands a month...

Xia Qinghe was secretly stunned. This was much more profitable than a regular job.

She suddenly discovered that the ancients said that to marry a daughter-in-law, you must marry someone with a prosperous husband's appearance. This is not unreasonable.

Look at my son. When he didn’t have a girlfriend, he was hanging out in the mountains every day waiting to die. After he got a girlfriend, his life became the same every day. Now he has begun to make a lot of money. His daughter-in-law also appeared on TV again and again. This is too much. Long face.

Xia Qinghe would smile from ear to ear every time she praised her daughter-in-law when she went out.

No, they must get married as soon as possible, so as to save themselves a worry, and while she is not too old, she can still take care of their grandchildren.

The main reason is that I want to hear her call her mom, aunt, etc., which is not nice.

"Yue Ling, how is your new home?"

"The reconstruction work has already started." Fairy Bai thought for a while and said.

"Is there enough money?"

"Enough is enough."

Fairy Bai was suddenly distracted, thinking that if Jiang Qiao were here, he would definitely insist that he had no money, and then search for some money from his uncle's and aunt's wallets.

"That's good. I have a friend. Their son got married soon after buying a house. They had twins, a boy and a girl. They usually open a flower shop. Is that a happy life after marriage? It's so enviable. .”

"Eh???"

Fairy Bai's breath was stagnant. Why did Aunt Xia change the topic and start talking about marriage again? Is this a disguised urging for marriage

After a while, Jiang Tiancheng came home from get off work early. His work unit had not been particularly busy recently. After seeing Xia Qinghe's text message, he found an excuse to leave.

When I opened the door and went home, I saw my son sitting on the sofa, nibbling on an apple, and the smell of food came from the kitchen.

Well, there is the ribs, and the other one tastes a little weird.

Jiang Tiancheng put his suit on the sofa: "We are going to eat soon. If you eat an apple now, will you still be able to eat later?"

"You can eat as much as you want. Dad, look at my body. I can easily cook three bowls of rice just like a small bowl at home."

He is not bragging. Since he started practicing the Little Golden Man, his daily appetite has been getting bigger and bigger. Fairy Bai said that a large part of the energy for refining Qi comes from eating.

According to current scientific evidence, your body will get better and better only if your nutrition keeps up.

Jiang Tiancheng was stunned for a moment and looked over subconsciously. His current physique seemed to be much stronger than in his impression. Is this still his son

"Are you going to move bricks?"

"Isn't that right? The new home is being renovated. Every day, we have to do dusting, move bricks, build walls, and everything. These muscles were developed at that time." Jiang Qiao nodded and talked nonsense seriously.

Jiang Tiancheng not only rolled his eyes, he believed what he said.

"Have you started decorating? It's going pretty fast. How is the progress so far?"

Jiang Qiao finished the apple in a few bites, threw the core into the trash can, and sighed.

"The progress is very slow. The decoration company said that if the money is available, they can work for me in three shifts every day. But I am a little tight on money now, otherwise I wouldn't have gone to dust the dust myself. Dad, why don't you support me a little bit? ?”

"Go away, you only ask your parents for money if you don't have the ability. You don't have the ability?"

As soon as this kid opened his mouth, Jiang Tiancheng knew that he had nothing good to say. The key was who was he lying to? How could he sneak out here after beating ashes every day? He really knew his son too well. No matter how much you are capable of doing, you will not force people to work overtime even if you have no money.

"Oh, I don't want to either. I made money by accident. Why is it so difficult to be an old man?"

Jiang Tiancheng didn't want to listen to him show off: "Where are the decoration drawings? Do you have them? Let me see."

"Yes." Jiang Qiao nodded and found the cell phone picture from the cell phone photo album.

"Well, it's not bad. It has the feel of an old garden house, but your yard needs to be renovated a lot. Who designed it for you?"

"I asked my friends to help me."

"Where's the money? Isn't it really enough?"

"That's enough. I signed a contract with the decoration company and promised to promote his company in the next video, so the price was very friendly and gave me a break."

Jiang Qiao blinked and then stretched out a finger.

10% off

Jiang Tiancheng's eyes widened. He wondered if this kid was really lucky. With such a smug face, how could he pick up bargains everywhere? Is making videos really profitable