In summer, the days are long and the nights are short. After a meal, it is not completely dark yet.
The young couple sat at home for a while and then planned to go home. Xia Qinghe put the abundant fruits at home in plastic bags and gave them to Jiang Qiao to carry.
"Yue Ling, why don't you go back today? Let's play at home for two more days."
Fairy Bai said helplessly: "Aunt Xia, the cat is still on the mountain waiting for us to go back to feed."
Xia Qinghe cooed softly: "We might as well bring the two cats back next time. In fact, we also quite like pets."
The young couple looked at each other and smiled, and Jiang Tiancheng suddenly said: "It's getting dark now. Can I drive you back?"
"No, Dad, we're walking around just in time to eat."
"All right… "
Bidding farewell to the old couple, Jiang Qiao and Bai Xianzi went downstairs, and the brainwashing music of square dancing kept ringing in the community.
Fairy Bai stood aside and watched curiously for a while. These eldest sisters, aunts, and aunts twisted their waists and danced quite interestingly.
"Want to try?" Jiang Qiao said with a smile.
"don't want."
Fairy Bai blushed slightly, how elegant she was dancing in front of the public.
"If you want to dance, dance yourself. I can watch you dance."
"Me? It's impossible in this life."
"I don't believe it. You will definitely be able to dance when you get old. Look, just like the little old man over there, how happy you are when you dance. I will laugh at you hard by then."
"Each era has its own pastime. Nowadays, the country is peaceful and the people are singing and dancing, and the people have enough food and clothing, so square dancing can quickly become popular all over the country."
Jiang Qiao smiled and continued: "In a few decades, when I am old, there should be another major breakthrough in science and technology. Maybe the game store has been invented long ago. By then, I will wear it every day." If you play games with a helmet on, who would be interested in square dancing?"
Fairy Bai pursed her lips, thinking that what this guy said made sense.
The two of them walked out of the community leisurely and walked around the street for a while, looking at the neon lights flashing everywhere. The young ladies on the street had less fabric than the other.
This time happened to be meal time, and we waited for almost five minutes before a taxi was willing to leave the city and go up the mountain.
In a blink of an eye, the noisy and bustling city night scene was left behind. Bai Fairy rolled down the window and saw the Fairy Peak in the distance. In the evening breeze that came in through the window, she could occasionally hear the undulating sounds of frogs and cicadas.
Jiang Qiao's cell phone suddenly vibrated, and Fairy Bai turned to look at him: "Whose news?"
He looked at the screen and said, "It's Mr. Qian."
Wu Youcai made a crying expression: "Old man, Sisi is not afraid of ghosts at all!"
Jiang Qiao: "..."
Wu Youcai: "You know? At first, a chainsaw murderer came to chase us, but then Sisi took the chainsaw away, and then she pulled the chainsaw and chased a group of ghosts. I didn't think about it. I understand, a girl who doesn’t even dare to ride a roller coaster is so brave?”
Jiang Qiao: "..."
He didn't know what to say for a moment, but it sounded outrageous enough.
Jiang Qiao: "So, instead of protecting her, you were protected by her?"
Wu Youcai: "Hey, it's not bad. Sisi said later that she had wanted to come to the haunted house for a long time, but there was no one to accompany her. I got her first time. Proud.jpg"
first…
Jiang Qiao: "...Mr. Qian, keep up the good work and do it!"
After reading the chat history, Fairy Bai had a strange expression: "Did you let him take Sisi to the haunted house?"
Jiang Qiao scratched his head: "Yes, although the process was a bit tortuous, the result seems to be okay."
"Hmph, when we went to the haunted house before, you actually dared to pretend to be dead and lie to me."
Recalling that she was deceived by him and almost believed it, Fairy Bai pinched the soft flesh of his waist angrily. She has no cultivation now, otherwise she would definitely give him a good shock.
"Ahem, there was nothing I could do at that time. I liked you so much that I had no choice but to take this step."
"You have negotiated with those NPCs, we are in the same group!"
Jiang Qiao was slightly surprised: "How did you know?"
"After we came out, the conductor guy gave you the correct password." Fairy Bai said angrily: "What was said on TV is right. There are so many scenes of heroes saving beauties in the world. Most of them are arranged in advance. .”
"I don't care, anyway, I have embraced the beauty now."
Not long after, the taxi stopped at the foot of Fairy Peak. There were not many tourists in the scenic area at this time. The two held hands and walked back home slowly, and found another pool of blood on the floor.
Fu Lu Shou Xi didn't even meow because of hunger. It looked like another unlucky mouse had been brutally murdered.
After cleaning up with a mop, Fairy Bai turned on the computer and played games as usual, while Jiang Qiao continued to sort out the materials accumulated during this period.
The number of fans of "Moon Spirit Is Not an Immortal" is still rising steadily, and the sequel to the sadomasochistic love between an immortal master and his apprentice is the one that everyone is calling for the most.
In fact, a lot of footage was taken last time, but due to frequent reasons, only half of it was released. Now it only needs a good edit before it can be uploaded and released.
Bai Fairy inexplicably discovered that the previous classic version of Plants vs. Zombies was back. Without those perverted zombie soldiers, it was not difficult to play at all.
"Where's the ultimate perverted version? Why is it missing?"
"Well, I uninstalled it. Do you think there was something wrong with the author who made that version?"
"Have you ever played?" Fairy Bai raised the corner of her mouth slightly.
Jiang Qiao nodded: "I took some time to play with you while you were taking a bath, but I found out that it was not for people to play with, it was just for torture."
"Hmm... I think so too."
After playing the game for a while, Fairy Bai looked for a fairy novel to read out of boredom. It can be seen that although there have never been immortal cultivators in this world, mortals' desire for immortality has never stopped, so various kinds of immortals have been born. Various works.
"What are you looking at?"
"Douluo Dalu, the setting of the novel seems to be okay."
“…”
"What's that expression on your face? It's like eating shit. No, you like to eat shit like snail noodles. Eating shit is a reward for you."
“…”
Jiang Qiao held it in for a long time and couldn't help but say: "Reading that book is like eating shit."
“…”
Fairy Bai thought about it carefully and decided not to eat shit.
At ten o'clock in the evening, the two of them took a shower early and went to bed. It was already very hot at night even under the quilt in this weather, and it might get even hotter in the future, especially since there was no air conditioning in his bedroom.
But fortunately, Fairy Bai's body seemed to have its own temperature regulation device. When Jiang Qiao held her, he would always feel that the skin next to her was ice cold.
"Yue Ling, don't you feel hot?"
Fairy Bai responded vigilantly: "What else are you planning?"
"It's nothing, I just want to take off my clothes because it's hot." He shook his collar, and the heat kept rising. He couldn't figure it out. He was obviously starting to cultivate immortality now, why was he the only one who felt hot
In the dark night, Fairy Bai's face was too red.
Even wearing pajamas can't stop this guy from moving his hands and feet. If he really takes off his clothes, wouldn't it be... wouldn't it be...
"You're not hot, you're just showing off." She saw through the dirty thoughts of a lecherous person at a glance.
“…”
He couldn't refute it for a while.
After a moment of silence, he hesitated and said: "As a normal man, it is very painful to hold his wife while sleeping every day and only look at her but not touch her."
Fairy Bai couldn't help but sneer: "It's already fun enough to let you get addicted to the hand. Do you want to go further? But can you get in?"
Jiang Qiao was speechless and choked. Why is it so difficult to find a fairy as a wife? If you want to have a child, you have to endure what ordinary people cannot bear.
"Forget it, I'm going to take a cold shower to calm down."
Jiang Qiao sighed and got out of bed under the tent. A few seconds later, the sound of water came from the bathroom, and the longing in his heart finally subsided.
After changing into his pajamas, Jiang Qiao drank a large glass of water, then walked outside to the balcony to enjoy the night breeze, while the two cats lay in the cat's nest and watched him secretly.
The moonlight is good tonight, the moonlight flows down like water, and everything in the mountains is shrouded in a hazy light and shadow.
Jiang Qiao silently practiced the little golden man. The golden light on his body was already obvious, and the hardness had increased a lot, but it would still be difficult to penetrate the fairy's barrier.
He let out a long sigh, calmed down, and returned to the bedroom to prepare for bed.
I don't know if it was his imagination, but I always felt that the heat in my body didn't decrease much after taking a shower.
Fairy Bai had already fallen asleep. At this moment, the inner demon Yueling took the initiative to turn around and hug him, and gently breathed the orchid fragrance into his ears: "Master, why did it take you so long to take a bath? You are not going to vent, are you? "
"I wasn't thinking about it at first, but after you said that, the fire in my heart started to come out again."
"Want me to help you?"
Bai Yueling chuckled and gently rubbed his calf with her foot.
"...Don't make trouble. I don't want the little golden man who has been practicing for so long to fall short." Jiang Qiao moved his legs away honestly.
"No trouble, I really have a solution."
Bai Yueling said seriously: "Master, your current state is very dangerous. If you are not careful, you may burn yourself to death."
"I'm timid, don't scare me." Jiang Qiao suddenly became nervous.
"Did I scare you? You should know in your heart. Are you very hot now? It feels like taking a cold shower is useless. It's like there is a fire burning in your body. If you are still not sure, you can check your body temperature to make sure it is already over. The highest reading on the thermometer.”
Jiang Qiao was stunned for a moment, and felt an astonishing heat when he touched his forehead. It turned out that he was not arrogant, but that he was really about to get aroused.
"What's going on? Could it be that I've gone crazy in my practice?"
"It doesn't count. Strictly speaking, you are about to pass the tribulation. If you can't solve it, you will really be burned to death by the fire in your heart."
"Didn't Yue Ling say that this world has no spiritual energy and no laws? How can I survive the tribulation?"
Bai Yueling continued to explain: "It is not the thunder catastrophe of realm breakthrough in the traditional sense, but the physical catastrophe of cultivating the indestructible body of vajra. In other words, only after this catastrophe has passed, you can enter the palace, and you are only one step away from Xiaocheng. .”
"So, what's the solution?"
Jiang Qiao was really anxious now. Before this, he was just an ordinary person. He had only read about transcending tribulations in novels. Now that it was his turn, he realized how terrifying it was. He might even lose his soul. ah.
"Take off your clothes." Bai Yueling blinked.
"ah?"
Jiang Qiao smiled bitterly: "What time has it been? Yue Ling, please stop making trouble. I'm so hot. I can't stand it anymore."
"The solution is to take off your clothes. You don't believe me when I tell you."
Bai Yueling said with a smile: "This physical calamity is very scary even in Buddhism. There are many ascetics with pure six roots, and one of them will be burned into a relic."
"You scare me again!" Jiang Qiao's face was red and hot now. If it was just a small flame just now, it has begun to explode now.
"You're not trying to scare me, it's just the truth." Bai Yueling's face looked aggrieved, "But master, don't be afraid. You are not a disciple of Buddhism, you will not produce relics, you will only be burned into ashes."
Jiang Qiao was speechless. Is this more terrifying than turning into a relic
"No, I have to take another shower. When I cool down, I can take care of you properly." He gritted his teeth, put on his slippers and prepared to run to the bathroom.
"Master, this is the fire of the flesh. Ordinary water cannot extinguish it. Instead, it will increase its power in waves. Are you sure you still want to take a bath now?" Bai Yueling looked at him lazily, holding her cheeks in her hands, her tone uneasy. No rush.
Jiang Qiao immediately stepped back, took a deep breath, turned around and stared at her with an unkind expression: "I won't wash anymore, how can I put out the fire? You should say it now, right?"
"Take off your clothes." She winked.
Jiang Qiao quickly took off his pajamas. Bai Xianzi looked at the pants around his waist, licked his lips and said, "Take them off completely."
“…”
"Master, this is a matter of life and death right now. If you don't follow my disciple's instructions, you will really die~" she said with a smile.
"You are cruel."
Jiang Qiao couldn't care less about being shy at this time, and threw his pants out in less than two seconds.
"Then what?"
"Yin and yang are both in harmony, and transformation and rebirth are endless. If one is missing, all things will not be born. Yin will not produce itself, and yang will not form itself. Therefore, the heaven and earth are dense, all things are mellow, men and women have sex, and all things are reborn. The common way is that I believe that for daily use, the true source is repeated, and there is an opportunity for yin and yang to reverse and interact with each other. People who can refine it can transcend life and death." She smiled and said an obscure formula.
"speak English."
Jiang Qiao breathed in hot air and felt like she was almost dying of heat, but she was still in the mood to read classical Chinese here
"It's just dual cultivation. Harmonizing yin and yang can solve your current urgent needs. As the saying goes, all things bear yin and embrace yang, and the energy is in harmony."
Jiang Qiao's eyes widened: "Didn't you say that you can't have children before the little golden man is born?"
"Yes and no."
Bai Yueling slowly stretched out a finger: "Cutting off your acupuncture points will keep the essence and energy from dissipating. Then you can use your mental skills to refine the energy and dispel the fire of the physical body."
"how about you?"
"Me? After holding it in for so long, of course I want you to feel comfortable~"
Bai Yueling smiled and suddenly lowered her head.