Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 262: 263. Take a shower together

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After taking a taxi back to the foot of the mountain, Bai Xianzi carried the drunken Jiang Qiao up the mountain. The night breeze blew by, and Cai Gouzi's drunkenness eased a lot.

"You get drunk every time. You are not allowed to drink next time." She complained.

In the past, when the two were not lovers, Jiang Qiao would not dare to touch a drop of wine with just a look from her. Now that the relationship between the two is getting closer and closer, he does not take her words seriously.

Ha, man.

"Aren't you glad that the white coat is back? What did Li Bai say? I'm going to toast, don't stop drinking, hiccup..."

With the smell of wine in her mouth, Fairy Bai wrinkled her nose: "Don't even think about sleeping with me after you drink again."

Jiang Qiao's eyes brightened slightly and he turned to look at her: "Yue Ling, what did you just say? Are you in the same... room with me?"

"I'm not! I didn't! You heard me wrong!" Fairy Bai turned his face away hard, "I said you don't want to sleep with me tonight."

"No, I have to hold you..."

"Kick you away."

"Then hold your feet and don't let go."

"…Rogue!"

Jiang Qiao walked unsteadily and looked up at the night sky. The stars were bright.

"It is said that in Namtso in Qianzang, if you stand by the lake and look up at the stars at night, you will be shocked by the vastness of the stars, as if you can touch the stars with your hands."

Jiang Qiao looked at her: "If we have a chance, let's go take a look?"

"Tired of seeing it." Fairy Bai shook her head.

He hesitated slightly. He had become accustomed to treating Fairy Bai as an ordinary mortal, but he had forgotten that she had once been a fairy who had lived for ten thousand years. The starry sky that was extremely mysterious to mortals was probably just that in her eyes. .

"If you have the chance, I will take you to touch the real stars." She held Jiang Qiao's hand and smiled.

Jiang Qiao's heart suddenly jumped hard. These words were much more beautiful than the love words of "The stars are hot, you are the ideal in the world."

"Yue Ling, I want to kiss you." He put his mouth to her.

"Go away, it stinks."

"Your saliva tastes delicious."

"Dirty! Ugh..."

I don't know if it's because of his recent improvement in cultivation, but Jiang Qiao drank more wine this time, but he wasn't as drunk as a puddle of mud like last time.

After returning home, he went directly into the bathroom, and naturally left the matter of getting a change of clothes to Fairy Bai.

"Rice dog, I brought you pajamas."

The bathroom door suddenly opened, and she was stunned. In front of her was a completely stripped Jiang Qiao.

"you… "

Jiang Qiao blinked, stretched out his hand, pulled her into his arms, and closed the door.

The warm water sprayed from the shower poured down, and Fairy Bai was still a little dizzy. She thought Jiang Qiao was just acting like a gangster with the help of alcohol like last time, but she didn't expect that he wouldn't act this time.

The long skirt on her body was soaked by the water, and her beautiful body curves were fully displayed. She looked at Jiang Qiao a few times and her face turned red instantly.

She turned around and turned the door handle as if to go out, but Jiang Qiao was one step ahead of her and blocked her directly.

"Don't go out, let's take a shower together, okay?" With the help of wine, he went to hold Fairy Bai's hand.

The bathroom was steaming with steam, and Jiang Qiao looked like he was drunk, his face getting redder and redder.

"You... get out of the way!"

"No."

"If you don't let me, I'll slap you to death!" He said in an angry tone.

"Then shoot me to death."

Jiang Qiao put it aside, picked up her hand and put it on his heart. They were already an old couple, but sometimes they still treated each other respectfully. Couples always need more fun, and he felt that he should take this step.

"Do you really think I don't dare!" She gritted her teeth and cracked her knuckles. This guy was so shameless.

"Ah... I was killed by Yue Ling's anger." Jiang Qiao stuck out his tongue and twisted his head. He stood there pretending to be dead, but he refused to give in.

Fairy Bai was so angry that she wanted to. She tugged at her thick face and said angrily: "What on earth do you want to do? Please stop making trouble, okay?"

"I just want to take a shower with you and rub each other's backs," he said seriously.

“…”

She suddenly realized that this guy was not joking, but was serious.

"Yue Ling, you are almost over 10,000 years old. You can't be thinner than me, right?"

"You call that shameless? You're obviously shameless!" Now she almost had the urge to bite him to death.

She didn't dare to glance at him at all, but she saw his strong chest in the corner of her eye, and the water droplets on his body kept sliding down, and she suddenly felt a little dizzy.

What happened to me...

"Hehehe, we are all adults now. It's not like you haven't seen my body before. You can see that I'm not shy at all. Why are you so shy?"

"Of course you're not shy anymore, don't you just want to see me..." She suddenly stopped talking, but her face became redder and redder.

"If you don't want to look, I can close my eyes. If you don't believe me, take it off." Jiang Qiao closed his eyes and even covered them with his palms.

Fairy Bai looked at him a few times, hesitated for a few seconds, and finally sighed softly, and took off her belt. Hearing the rustling movement, Jiang Qiao slowly opened a thin slit with his fingers, and his eyes quietly opened. He opened it, only to meet Fairy Bai's shy and annoyed gaze.

"Oh, close your eyes and don't want to see?"

“…”

"A man's mouth is a liar. Do you really think I will be fooled?"

“…”

Fairy Bai hummed softly. Fortunately, she was prepared. Untying her belt was just for show, and it wasn't like what was shown in the TV series. Once the belt was untied, everything was taken off.

"Don't you want me to take a bath with you? Just wash it, I'll wash it with my clothes on!"

Jiang Qiao was dumbfounded. He didn't expect the fairy to be worse than him.

"No... no one bathes with clothes on,"

"I want you to take care of it!"

Jiang Qiao suddenly stopped talking. Forget it, taking a bath with him while wearing clothes was already an improvement. Next time, he would have to take a mixed bath, right

The two of them were crowded in the small bathroom. Jiang Qiao blocked the door and applied soap to himself. Bai Xianzi angrily untied her hair and started to wash her hair. But when she lowered her head, she saw something she shouldn't have seen, so she had to turn her back. right.

Seeing her awkward look, Jiang Qiao wanted to laugh. Although she was wearing clothes, the wet fairy was really very tempting.

Jiang Qiao suddenly took two steps forward and hugged her waist. Fairy Bai stiffened, clearly feeling a foreign object.

"You...what do you want to do."

"I just want to hug you."

"You think I don't know you? When I hold you, I want to kiss you. When I kiss you, I want to touch you. When I touch you, you start to take off your clothes."

Jiang Qiao suddenly felt embarrassed. Was he already so miserable in the eyes of the fairy

"Hmph, stay away from me."

"oh… "

After a while, Jiang Qiao saw Fairy Bai pouring shower gel onto her collar, and suddenly became very excited: "Yue Ling, let me rub your back."

"Get out of here."

"Then can you rub my back?"

"How about I help you with a chest massage?" Fairy Bai said with an expressionless face.

"Really? Okay, okay."

"Let me look for it. Where is the toilet brush? Where did you put it?"

"... Hey, Yue Ling, I'm just joking with you, don't take it seriously."

Jiang Qiao was instantly frightened. He really wanted Fairy Bai to give him a toilet brush on his back twice. He would probably lose two layers of skin, but the most important thing was that he couldn't cope with it mentally.

After he took a shower, Fairy Bai immediately pushed him out: "Go and get me some clothes."

The bathroom door slowly closed and Fairy Bai immediately locked it. She breathed a long sigh of relief, then took off her wet clothes and applied the fragrant and smooth shower gel again.

Jiang Qiao walked into her bedroom, opened the closet and found a pink suspender skirt and knee-length black silk stockings, which he had bought before, but Fairy Bai had never worn.

The theme tonight is sexy, and he wants to carry it through to the end.

"Yue Ling, I brought you clothes."

He knocked on the door, and soon the bathroom opened a small crack. Fairy Bai hid her body behind the door, with only her head exposed. Jiang Qiao was so arrogant that he didn't know that after he left, Fairy Bai would definitely leave his clothes behind. Take off your clothes and take a shower.

Is it necessary? It’s not like I haven’t seen it before. Hehehe, Miss Heart Demon has already given it to him...

"Give it to me and you can go."

The bathroom door closed mercilessly. He shrugged and walked over to pick up Shou Xi, who was sleeping on the floor. The weather was getting hot now, and even cats didn't like to sleep in the cat's nest.

"Meow~" Shou Xi called out softly, and then licked the back of his hand. The thorns on the cat's tongue tickled a little.

"Meow meow~"

Jiang Qiao responded with a smile, then took the cat brush placed in the small drawer and brushed its fur twice. Fulu also ran over and rubbed it.

Now is the season when cats shed their hair. Every day, a pellet-sized ball of hair can be recovered. By the time winter comes, enough hair will be saved. Then, the White Fairy will use the cat hair to knit two pairs of socks, one pair for each person.

Within a few minutes, the bathroom door opened, and Fairy Bai walked out in a suspender skirt with an angry look on her face. Her slender legs were wrapped in knee-high stockings. She was obviously wearing clothes, but she looked very astringent.

"Look at what clothes you got me."

"Ahem, I didn't find the others. I just found these two." Jiang Qiao said without blushing and without a beating heart. At this time, his attention was entirely on her.

Of course Fairy Bai didn't believe it. This was false at first sight. Her pajamas were neatly folded and could be seen when she opened the cabinet. This could only mean that Jiang Qiao did it on purpose.

Stinky men just like doing these fancy things.

"Daughter-in-law, it's getting late, let's go to bed~" Jiang Qiao walked over and held her hand.

"Stop screaming, who is your wife?"

"You, let's go and sleep."

"I'm sleeping. You drank today and I won't sleep with you."

"The smell of alcohol has long since dissipated. If you don't believe me, just smell it?"

After half-pushing, Jiang Qiao lowered his head and pressed her lips together. After a moment, he suddenly picked up Fairy Bai by the waist and walked towards the bedroom.

In the dark bedroom, Jiang Qiao kissed his lips and slid them down his neck. Fairy Bai grabbed his collar and recalled what she had just seen in the bathroom, and her heart was pounding with nervousness.

"Rice dog... don't..." Her eyelashes trembled slightly.

"Yue Ling, you look so beautiful tonight." Jiang Qiao chuckled and pulled the sling aside, revealing his entire smooth and round shoulders.

Gentle kisses fell on it, and Fairy Bai's tense body slowly trembled.

"Don't you want to know how far along I am with her?"

"Which...which step?"

"When I was going through a tribulation last time, you could obviously help me, so why didn't you do it yourself?"

"I... I fell asleep at that time."

"Are you asleep, or are you shy?"

He used his teeth to pull off the sling on the other side. At this time, he only needed to pull it down slowly, and the entire nightgown would fall off.

Fairy Bai's breathing became a little rapid, and she reached out to grab her collar: "I didn't understand what you said."

"Don't you want to know how she helped me solve it?"

"hand?"

"No~"

Jiang Qiao smiled and covered his head with the quilt. After a few seconds, the White Fairy's eyes widened and she couldn't help but let out a slight whimper from her throat.

It’s not just having children that can enhance the relationship between husband and wife.

Unconsciously, summer passed quickly. When the weather was hot, the two of them stayed on the mountain without going anywhere. Anyway, Fairy Peak was cooler.

Jiang Qiao has gone through the tribulation five times. I don't know if the two people had secretly discussed it. Anyway, they took turns every time they went through the tribulation.

Of course, the most enjoyable part is Jiangqiao.

Seeing that the little golden figure has gradually transformed from a dull golden color to a bright golden color, the golden light all over his body when doing exercises can compete with some gold foil.

With his current physique, it is no problem to break two curb stones casually. This is real strength, not the effect that needs to be achieved by trickery in some short videos.

If he hits with all his strength, trees as thick as his thighs may not be able to withstand his punches.

Cultivation to immortality is so magical. Strictly speaking, his physique is no longer that of an ordinary person in terms of all aspects of data.

But even so, Jiang Qiao still couldn't beat Fairy Bai, so he highly doubted that Fairy Bai's cultivation level had recovered a lot.

The renovation of the farmyard has almost been completed. As far as the results are concerned, both of them are very satisfied. Now they just need to wait for a while for all kinds of harmful substances to dissipate before they can move there.

Although this toxin may not be a big deal considering their physiques, Jiang Qiao, a modern man, has been brainwashed countless times by the dangers of formaldehyde and feels it is better to be on the safe side.

What if it affects the children

These are potential hazards and must be guarded against.

In addition, the videos he shot with Bai Xianzi were released strictly according to the schedule of one issue per month, and they were nicknamed the grandma master of the late-night watch area by fans. Despite this, the number of fans under the account "Moon Spirit is Not a Fairy" still exceeds 200 Ten thousand.

"Caigou, a director came to me today and said that my image and temperament are very suitable for the heroine of the new drama. He asked me if I wanted to audition."

Jiang Qiao was lying on a chair and petting his cat: "Do you want to go?"

"In no mood."

Fairy Bai shook her head. Being a little grandma has had such a big impact on her life. If she became popular, would she have to be chased and photographed by paparazzi every day

"Then push it."

"okay."

He gently touched the fairy's hand and said with a smile: "The entertainment industry is too complicated, and I don't want you to act."