Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 268: 269. Mrs. Jiang, please give me your advice for the rest of my life

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"Hey, isn't Auntie at home?"

"Today, Monday, they all went to work, so I dared to come back and get the household registration book so openly."

Jiang Qiao closed the door, took Fairy Bai's hand and walked straight to the study. Then he found the key in the old man's drawer and opened the locked cabinet.

Inside were the family's IDs. After finding the household registration book, Jiang Qiao locked the cabinet without leaving any trace and put the key in the drawer.

"Why do you have to be so secretive? Shouldn't your uncles and aunts know about this kind of thing?" Fairy Bai asked in confusion.

"Ahem, I don't know why I want to be secretive. I just don't want them to know for the time being."

Jiang Qiao's tone was casual: "Anyway, the marriage is between the two of us, and they have long wanted us to rip off the certificate. It doesn't matter whether they know about it or not. Think about it, next time if my mother presses again When are we going to get married? I’d say we’ve already gotten married. Isn’t it exciting?”

"That's not good?"

Fairy Bai was still a little hesitant. She always felt it was weird to get married without the blessing of her elders, like elopement, and would this make Xia Qinghe have a problem with her

"It's okay, it's okay. Listen to me. You don't know. In our country, the concept of getting married and having children is very serious. If you don't get pregnant after a year of marriage, they will be more anxious than us. But you also know that our current situation It’s almost impossible to have a baby, so you have to hide it.”

Fairy Bai recalled how Xia Qinghe had expressed to her several times, openly and secretly, that her friend's son had given birth to twins, her tone was extremely envious, and she didn't need to think carefully to know that she must be eager to become a grandmother.

"You really have to hide it." She nodded in agreement.

Maybe wait until they are able to have children before telling the old couple that they are already married

"Yeah, you have to hide it."

Jiang Qiao opened the household registration book and found the page where he found himself. A lot of the information was from his childhood. For example, the marital status of being underage was very questionable.

"Brother Jiang Qiao, preschoolers cannot get married~" Fairy Bai looked at it and smiled.

His face darkened: "This information was filled in when I registered after I was born, and I haven't had time to update it yet."

"Humph, compared to my age anyway, you are just a brat."

“…”

He suddenly had nothing to say, not to mention a little hairy egg, not even a fertilized egg.

The two of them went downstairs with their household registration books, and first went to a wedding photography shop.

It's not that Jiang Qiao is worried about the staff of the Civil Affairs Bureau, but because of the population of flower growers, people line up to get married every day. If the camera is blocked before they can even pose, it will be too late to regret it.

As for going to a professional photography agency, if the first one doesn’t look good, you can take a second one. Coupled with professional studio lighting and post-production, the photos taken will never be too bad.

"Both of you, can you please relax a little? I'm so nervous. The result of the photo feels like you two have done something wrong." The photographer said helplessly.

Jiang Qiao was a little speechless. Isn't it a shame? After all, he got married without telling his parents. In ancient times, people eloped, and if they were caught, they would be soaked in a pig cage.

"The shooting will take place later. Let's adjust it first."

Fairy Bai pursed her lips and felt inexplicably nervous. She even said that she had never been so nervous before. It was just for taking pictures. Jiang Qiao had photographed her so many times, but why did she feel different this time.

"Yue Ling..."

He held Fairy Bai's hand tightly: "Relax."

"Aren't you holding on so tightly? Your heart rate is almost over 180, and you want me to relax?"

"... This is my first time taking wedding photos, so... isn't it normal to be nervous?"

Fairy Bai was furious: "Isn't this the first time for me?"

"How about... we take it slow?"

"Why slow down and have a fight?"

Jiang Qiao scratched his head: "But yes, if the white shirt is wrinkled, the photos taken later may not look good."

"Yeah, let's not fight then."

The photo guy opposite looked confused. What was going on with these two people? They were going to fight because they were so nervous. The reason for not tying is also very simple, because I am afraid of getting my clothes wrinkled.

The way this new couple gets along is really weird.

So, Jiang Qiao found a mat in the photography company and sat down cross-legged. He closed his eyes and performed the Vajra Indestructible Technique, and his restless heart quickly calmed down.

"Beauty...Beauty, what happened to your husband suddenly?" The photographer pointed at Jiang Qiao and asked stammeringly.

"Oh, it's okay. He is practicing. Don't worry about him. He will be fine in a while."

Practicing... practicing

The guy who took the photo had a strange expression, and he very much doubted whether the two people's brains were caught in the door panel.

Within a few minutes, both of them calmed down and looked at each other with smiles in their eyes.

"Okay, you go ahead and shoot..."

Mixed with the sound of the shutter, the white light flashed away, and the camera showed the two people wearing white shirts standing in front of the red curtain, with natural expressions, a faint smile on their faces, and their slightly curved eyebrows filled with happiness.

"Well, not bad, that's it." Jiang Qiao said.

Soon after, the photos were developed, and there was almost no trace of retouching. In terms of appearance and temperament, both of them were very good at it.

"Who is this man? He's so handsome!" Jiang Qiao touched his face, "He actually looks exactly like me."

Fairy Bai rolled her eyes, could this guy be more shameless

Jiang Qiao chuckled a few times and was about to take her to the Civil Affairs Bureau. As soon as he walked out of the door, his wrist was held by her.

"Yue Ling, what's wrong?"

"Jiang Lang, our wedding photos haven't been taken yet." Bai Yueling blinked, a ray of scarlet gradually revealed in her eyes.

Ah this...

He was stunned for a moment subconsciously, and then realized that the person occupying his body was no longer the White Fairy.

"Don't you already have one?"

"She is her and I am me, but they are different. Or are you saying you don't want to shoot with me?"

"Uh... No, it's just a wedding photo. Let's go back and take another photo."

Seeing the young couple leaving and returning, the photographer was stunned for a moment: "Why are you back again?"

"Oh, my wife said the photo she just took didn't look good. She wants to take another photo. We'll pay for it separately."

The photography guy looked at the photos on his computer, and then at the two of them. The quality was already inferior to all the marriage certificate photos he had here. Doesn’t this look good

However, since the customer says it doesn’t look good, then it doesn’t look good. Don’t let the money you earn go to waste.

Sitting back in front of the red cloth, Bai Yueling leaned against him gently. Their heads touched each other, and the smiles on their faces were happy and sweet.

"Jiang Lang, from now on, I will be your wife." Bai Yueling whispered.

He smiled and joked: "It needs to be stamped with a steel seal."

"That counts now!"

"You have the final say." He smiled slightly.

The white light flashed again, and the photographer nodded hurriedly as he looked at the photo effect: "The effect this time is great. You two are really golden girls. It's been a long time since I've seen a newcomer with such a mark as you."

"Do you know who my wife is?"

"Who is it? A star?"

"A fairy who lives in the sky." Jiang Qiao said proudly.

The younger brother is also very good at cheering people up: "I can pick up fairies, my brother is awesome."

"Ha ha… "

While waiting for the photos to be developed, Jiang Qiao continued chatting with the photographer: "Brother, you have to send me the electronic files of these two photos."

"Ok, no problem."

"Then the source files you have here have to be deleted."

The little brother froze slightly and slid the mouse to pull the file to the recycle bin: "Delete it."

"You haven't deleted it completely. I mean the files in your camera, the original photos you just copied to the computer, and the historical files that have been fine-tuned several times. You can't keep any of them and you have to delete them all. You If you can't find it, I can help, and by the way, I also do photography." Jiang Qiao said with a smile.

The photography guy showed a smile that was uglier than crying: "Brother, no, how about I refund the money to you and leave the photos for me to promote?"

"You know that using other people's photos for publicity without their permission is a violation of a citizen's right to portrait, right?"

"How about I buy a photo of the two of you?"

"Of course... no!"

"Okay, I'll delete it."

The photography guy was helpless. After all, this was what he was talking about. If one day he really sued him, it would be more of a loss than a gain. I thought I could keep two good renderings and promote them to the outside world in the future to increase my income, but it turns out that this person is smarter than a monkey.

After watching the boss delete all the files, Jiang Qiao pulled Bai Yueling out of the photography shop with satisfaction.

"That person secretly kept our photos just now?" Bai Yueling asked.

"Well, generally speaking, good renderings will be put on display by them. You don't want our wedding photos to be published by him for others to see, right?"

"Well, I don't want to."

The two held hands and hailed a taxi on the roadside. After learning that their destination was the Civil Affairs Bureau, the taxi driver looked in the rearview mirror and saw that both of them were wearing white shirts and carrying household registration books in their bags. , said in surprise.

"Marry?"

"Yeah, it's not emotional."

"Ha, congratulations, for good luck, the fare is waived." The driver is also a cheerful person.

"How embarrassing."

I’ve only heard of people giving red envelopes to people when they get married, but here they are, even before they get married, so they’re paying for their fare in vain.

The car stopped steadily at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau, and men and women kept walking into the Civil Affairs Bureau holding hands.

Fairy Bai didn't know when she changed back again. She squeezed Jiang Qiao's hand, her heart pounding.

Once she goes in and comes out again, she will be Jiang Qiao's legal wife.

"What's wrong? Are you nervous?" he asked with a smile.

"Um… "

"It's okay. We've already taken the wedding photos. Once we get in, we'll fill out the form and submit our household registration book, ID card, etc. to them for review. It won't take long before we're done."

"Yes... yes?"

With mixed emotions, she followed Jiang Qiao into the marriage registration office of the Civil Affairs Bureau. As she watched the staff issue the marriage certificates to the two of them, she sighed slowly in her heart.

The aloof and indifferent White Fairy was gone. From now on, she was just Jiang Qiao's wife.

"If you dare to let me down, I will kill you!"

"Then you'll never get the chance."

He smiled confidently, and like countless couples, took Fairy Bai's hand and walked out of the Civil Affairs Bureau.

"Mrs. Jiang, please give me guidance for the rest of my life,"

Jiang Qiao looked up at the sky. The sun was so beautiful today.

After successfully obtaining the marriage certificate, the two were in a great mood and strolled casually on the street.

He took the red notebook in his hand and looked at it carefully. It still felt unreal, and a smile appeared on his face unconsciously.

"Why are you giggling?" Fairy Bai glanced at him.

"Did I laugh?"

"My mouth is almost crooked with laughter."

“…”

"I'm happy, happy, and excited. I finally married the person I've always dreamed of. I guess I can wake up laughing in my dreams tonight."

"It's not that serious."

Fairy Bai took the marriage certificate from his hand. The holder of the certificate was Jiang Qiao. Both of them were smiling in the photo.

She also has a red notebook like this, and the holder is Bai Yueling.

"A great man once said that the great thing about love is that it can transcend ages. Even if you are 10,000 years older than me, you are still my wife from today on!"

“…who is that great man?”

"The Supreme Immortal."

Fairy Bai was silent for a moment, then gritted her teeth and said, "If you continue to talk nonsense about my master's name, I will..."

"Just beat me to death? Hey, hey, Comrade Yue Ling, domestic violence is against the law."

"Is it illegal to squeeze them dry?"

"????"

Jiang Qiao looked up at her, his smiling eyes filled with a trace of scarlet.

"Yue Ling, you will scare people to death if you come out like this without saying a word." He said helplessly.

"Hey, hey, if you don't come out, are you two planning to go back?"

"Yeah, uh... no, do you have anything else?"

"Get married, we haven't gotten married yet."

"What the hell?"

Jiang Qiao was confused. He just needed two copies of the proposal gift and marriage certificate, but now he actually needed two copies of the marriage certificate

What can he do!

Does being married twice count as bigamy

Jiang Qiao was pulled away by her with a confused expression. Bai Yueling waved to stop a taxi: "Master, Civil Affairs Bureau."

The taxi driver looked at them both with a strange expression.

"Didn't you two go there just now? Why do you want to go there again?"

"That time doesn't count, let's get married again." Bai Yueling looked at Jiang Qiao with a smile.

Brother driver: “…”

Jiang Qiao: "..."

When he arrived at the Civil Affairs Bureau, Jiang Qiao hesitated and did not dare to go in.

"Yue Ling, bigamy is against the law. You want to send me in. I have already been married once, and it is impossible for me to get married a second time."

She held her chin, took out Fairy Bai's red notebook from her bag, and looked at the photos of the two of them with amusement.

"Really? Then how about tearing this photo off and replacing it with mine?"

"No, even if I tear it off and replace it with yours, there will still be no steel seal."

"Then why don't you come in with me?" She narrowed her eyes.

Jiang Qiao's heart trembled, and he suddenly wanted to cry without tears. Is this the sadness of marrying two souls

Seeing the staff, Bai Yueling looked very ashamed.

"Sorry, our marriage certificate was accidentally dropped just now. Can you get us a new one?"