Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 279: 280.What does it mean to be sexually audacious?

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The couple in white coats drove away, taking with them some medicine given by the fairy.

He also heard that the reason Liu Sisi was so healthy during pregnancy was all due to the anti-fetal medicine given by the fairy.

Although he is a modern doctor, he also knows that some aspects of Chinese medicine are indeed difficult to explain using common sense.

Jiang Qiao cleaned the yard and entered the house to see Fairy Bai. No, it was Bai Yueling with red eyes sitting cross-legged on the sofa and looking at her mobile phone. Fu Lu Shou Xi was sleeping next to her on the left and right.

Winter is here, and cats are afraid of the cold.

"What are you looking at?" Jiang Qiao sat over and hugged her legs, putting his little hands into the thick pajamas to feel the delicate skin.

"Play with Sylvie."

Jiang Qiao took a surprised look and saw Bai Yueling rubbing her head.

"Didn't you uninstall it?"

"She uninstalled it, not me."

Bai Yueling said seriously: "It's her own hypocrisy. Look at the protagonist who saved Sylvie, who was a slave, gave her good food, clothing and housing. He was so kind to her, and his favorability level must have skyrocketed. Under such circumstances, it would be unreasonable for Sylvie not to fall in love with the protagonist, and it is even more obvious to commit herself to him."

Jiang Qiao was stunned for a moment. When he was playing before, he only wanted to get his favorability level up as soon as possible and do things other than touching his head, but he didn't consider this issue from a human perspective.

From this point of view, Slave Girl's butter is still very logical.

"So that's why you touched Sylvie's body in the first place?"

"I'm looking for another ending." Bai Yueling said without blushing or heartbeat.

Jiang Qiao was very skeptical. If it was a fairy, it would be correct, but this witch probably just wanted to be seductive.

Bai Yueling clicked the screen a few times, and could see her eyes becoming more and more excited, and then suddenly disappointed at a certain moment.

"Oh haha, the game is over."

"What did you do?"

"I pushed Sylvie down forcibly, and she fell ill and died." She said regretfully: "It seems that even if it is butter, if you want to force a relationship, the ending is destined to be bad. There is a certain possibility of falling in love over time. limitation."

Bai Yueling threw the phone aside, held Fulu in her arms, and gently scratched his belly.

"Mr. Sir, it's a good thing that you had the heart but not the courage to do so. After all, you didn't take the bait even though I tempted you. Otherwise, the grass on the grave would probably be three meters high by now."

Jiang Qiao's face darkened. Wasn't she playing with butter? Why did she keep talking about him?

"Tell me, what does it mean to have a lustful heart but not a lustful courage?"

He threw Bai Yueling down on the sofa. Fu Lu Shou Xi saw that the situation was not good, cursed and ran back to his cat's nest, holding his hands and watching the two of them fight.

"It's just...it's just that you only covet other people's bodies, but you don't dare to take action~" She hooked Jiang Qiao's neck with both hands, her eyes full of eyes.

"Who said that? Your husband, I will tell you right now, what does it mean to be so daring!"

Jiang Qiao leaned down, kissed her soft and sweet lips, slowly slid down her collarbone, and unbuttoned the collar.

"Hmm~itchy~"

She held Jiang Qiao down to prevent him from continuing to kiss her, and whispered in his ear: "I want to go take a bath, my husband can hug me~"

He swallowed loudly.

The New Year is here as expected.

Jiang Qiao had already put up couplets and lanterns in his yard, and there was a big blessing on the door. Of course, Fairy Bai did all of this herself.

Wu Youcai and his wife next door had already gone home with their son to celebrate the New Year, but there were two red lanterns hanging at the gate, which looked festive.

Last year Jiang Tiancheng and his wife spent the New Year in the mountains, and this year it was the young couple's turn to go back.

"Do you want to take the fortune, wealth, longevity and happiness with you?" Fairy Bai asked.

"No, I stayed here for two days and then came back."

"oh."

Jiang Qiao opened the door of the side room a little and moved the cat's nest, litter box and other things in. Even though they might not be able to use them now that their wings are stiff, they still had to be prepared.

—The vegetables in the vegetable garden are growing so well, thanks to the frequent fertilization by the two cats.

After locking the courtyard door, he turned around and looked around. He and Wu Youcai's house was the only one in the nearby area. If you walk a little further, you will see another house. Compared with the bustling city, it is indeed quite desolate.

"Let's go home."

The couple waited on the side of the road for a while, with the biting cold wind blowing. Jiang Qiao wrapped her scarf and held the fairy's little hand in his palm.

"What are you doing? I'm not cold."

"I know, but you don't have to be cold to care." Jiang Qiao blinked, "Does this mean I love you very much?"

The fairy gave him a helpless look, but did not take her hand away. This guy always liked to show his care and love for her in details.

After waiting for a long time but no passenger bus came, Jiang Qiao thought for a while and said, "How about we take some time to buy a car?"

"Why buy a car? We don't go out often, so we just put it away." Fairy Bai looked down at Jiang Qiao, gently scratching her palm with his nails.

"That's what I say, but sometimes it's very convenient to have a car, like now."

She hesitated slightly: "Do you want to experience the feeling of flying with a sword?"

"Eh? Is that okay?"

"Although my cultivation has not been restored much, some simple Taoist techniques can still do it."

Jiang Qiao couldn't help but clicked his tongue, simple = flying with a sword, what if some passers-by saw this and posted it on the Internet?

What about Newton?

Newton, come out!

Newton's coffin board could hardly be held down.

Newton woke up, took a look and said, "That mysterious land in the east is not under my control."

Fairy Bai looked around, looked at the broom placed at the door and raised her finger. The broom shook twice first, and then stopped steadily in front of Jiang Qiao.

"Are you sure you can step on people up here?" Jiang Qiao asked her hesitantly.

"Hmm... It shouldn't fall off. If you're afraid of losing your footing, why don't you try sitting on it?"

Jiang Qiao pursed his lips, looked at the broom and imagined a very strange picture in his mind. He didn't look like a flying swordsman at all, but a wizard from Hogwarts.

"Well… "

He was hesitating whether to get on it when suddenly the bus in front of him honked its horn twice.

Jiang Qiao winked at the fairy, then took the broom away and put it back to its original position.

He knew very well that in today's highly developed Internet world, he must not show his holiness in front of others, otherwise the National Security Bureau might come to his door at any time.

I got on the bus into the city and stopped and stopped along the way. It took me almost half an hour to get on a taxi in the city and go home.

"Dad, Mom, Happy New Year."

"B... uh, uncle and aunt, hello."

Jiang Qiao acted nonchalantly and handed over a bag of local eggs laid by his own hens with a smile.

Other people's children would buy supplements like bird's nests and shark's fins for their parents when they come home during the Chinese New Year. This can be regarded as a gift of his own specialties, and the meaning is even more extraordinary.

"Hello."

Jiang Tiancheng was stunned for a moment and took the egg bag. If he heard correctly, Bai Yueling seemed to be planning to teach his father?

Although the title was changed in time, that tone of voice... definitely, right?

He looked at the smiling Jiang Qiao again. The two were wearing couple's down jackets, and he always felt that this kid was hiding something from him.

Fairy Bai blushed and ran to the kitchen to help. The father and son were left alone in the living room, and the air conditioner was always on, so it wasn't as cold as outside.

"How many days will you stay here this time?"

"Just two days, I'll go back after the first day of the thirtieth day."

"Actually, there's no need to be in such a hurry. It's not like we don't have a place to live at home. Can we wait until the fifteenth is over before leaving?"

"No, I have something to do when I get home."

"You kid doesn't go to work. You only drink tea and go fishing every day. What's the matter?"

"I don't need to take care of such a large vegetable plot? There are also her flowers and plants, and two cats. In half a month, I'm afraid even the body will be cold."

Jiang Tiancheng fell silent and took off the label of his son being idle all day long. Only then did he realize that his life now is very fulfilling, even more nourishing than most office workers.

"Tell me seriously, how far have you and Yue Ling developed? She almost called me dad just now."

"Really? Why didn't I hear it? Aren't you uncle and aunt? Maybe you heard it wrong."

"...Don't tell me anything. I just want to ask you, how far have you two developed?" Jiang Tiancheng glared at him.

"Isn't it just the step you saw?"

Jiang Tiancheng suddenly asked: "Where is the child?"

"Ah? What kid? Yue Ling and I are innocent..."

"Stop acting like that. We're all sleeping in the same bed. You're innocent. I lied to you that I'm a three-year-old kid?" Jiang Tiancheng was so angry that he wanted to beat him up.

When he first discovered that they were living together, he was still worried that Jiang Qiao would make Yue Ling pregnant by messing around, so he even secretly gave him a small umbrella.

After all, the two of them had been living together for so long, so it was fine that their stomachs didn't respond, but now they told him that they were innocent? What the hell are you lying to?

With such a beautiful wife sleeping beside the pillow every day, how many men in the world can withstand the temptation.

"That's the truth. If you don't believe it, there's nothing I can do about it."

Jiang Qiao shrugged and went to the kitchen to take a look. There were steaming, stewing, and frying. The family's New Year's Eve dinner was quite well prepared.

"Are you hungry?" Xia Qinghe glanced at him.

"No, it just smells very good. Mom, what are you stewing in this pot?"

Jiang Qiao sniffed hard, and it smelled like pork ribs, and a bit like chicken soup.

"Hehe, doesn't it smell good? You'll find out the secret later when we eat." The little old lady was actually in the mood to joke with her son.

He secretly ate two pieces of crispy meat. Bai Xianzi saw that there was basically nothing for her to help in the kitchen, so she followed Jiang Qiao back to the room.

"You almost called dad just now, but my dad found out." He whispered.

“…”

Fairy Bai pursed her lips and didn't know what to say for a moment.

After all, it has been more than a year since she and Jiang Qiao got their marriage certificate. They are a serious couple. Logically speaking, the old couple are her parents. It is normal for them to shout subconsciously, but once they do that, they have already The truth about marriage will not be contained.

"Then what did you say?"

"I didn't admit it, saying he heard it wrong." Jiang Qiao smiled, "We are innocent and haven't given birth to a child yet."

Fairy Bai blushed slightly, and the word "innocent" became more and more uncomfortable.

"If I hadn't said that, I would have probably started urging us to have children, and I would have pulled the guys in white coats out to make an example."

"Ok, I know."

Both of them knew very well that it was useless to worry about having children.

"Yue Ling, Jiang Qiao, it's time to eat."

Xia Qinghe's voice came from the living room.

The young couple muttered to each other and walked out of the bedroom. There were chicken, duck and fish on the table. The most fragrant pot in the middle was a bit like the legendary Buddha jumping over the wall. No wonder it smelled so good in the kitchen just now. Xia Qinghe also acted very mysterious.

"Come on, Yue Ling, eat one of these sea cucumbers. It's very good for your health. I have a friend's daughter-in-law who is said to eat this often. She has a child for several months now."

Jiang Qiao: "..."

Bai Yueling: "..."

No wonder Xia Qinghe was willing to do something very expensive like jumping over the wall today. It turned out that this was the problem, and she tried every means to rush the marriage.

"Jiang Qiao, it seems that all of your friends are already married and have children, right?" Jiang Tiancheng said calmly.

"No, I just got married not long ago. It will take at least a few months before I want to be a father."

"It turns out... someone else will be a father in a few months."

Jiang Tiancheng was so angry that he almost asked Jiang Qiao directly: "Look at you again, someone else is going to be a father. When will you be?"

The two looked at each other, Bai Xianzi lowered his head to eat, and Jiang Qiao acted as if he didn't hear anything. Anyway, he was used to being urged to get married every time he went home.

On the first day of the new year, I went back to my hometown as usual. My grandparents were in good health. After hearing that Jiang Qiao had built a yard on the mountain and spent his days growing vegetables and flowers, the old man was quite happy.

After all, more and more rural people are running to the city, but very few city dwellers are running to the countryside. His grandson is amazing.

It was already night after the young couple returned to the mountain. Seeing that the lights in the yard next door were actually on, Jiang Qiao was still a little puzzled. Is the big dog owner back?

He made a call, and soon Wu Youcai came out with a cigarette in his mouth leisurely.

"Didn't you go home to celebrate the New Year?" Jiang Qiao asked as he squatted on the side of the road. A few meters ahead there was a field, but it was winter and no seedlings had been planted yet.

Wu Youcai took a deep breath, threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stamped it out.

"Why don't you come back after this?"

"Too."

"It's the Chinese New Year, and the city isn't much lively. In the past, we could still set off firecrackers, but now they're even banned on the riverside. The Spring Festival Gala is getting uglier every year. Apart from knowing that I'm another year older, I don't feel like the New Year at all. No.

He sighed: "So, it's better to live here,"

"What's the matter? Did you buy a gun?"

Wu Youcai smiled meaningfully: "I went back to the mountain just to have a good time."

The two stood up, went to the trunk of his car and took out several fireworks at once, as well as firecrackers rolled together like a big pancake.

In the twinkling of an eye, the sky was illuminated by gorgeous fireworks, and firecrackers on the ground were crackling and exploding, and the hot New Year flavor came up.

"Happy New Year."

"Happy New Year."

The two looked at each other and smiled.