After being thoroughly familiar with the operation of Yujian Flying, Jiang Qiao went crazy and flew around hidden in the darkness. In terms of experience, it was indeed more free than flying on an airplane. No wonder humans have been eager to fly since ancient times.
The night wind howled, and he shivered and suddenly felt the urge to urinate.
After hesitating for two seconds, he unbuttoned his pants.
Bai Yueling glanced at him, her face turned crimson, and she said coyly: "Ms. sir, what do you want to do? Do you want to live with me in the sky... traveling thousands of miles a day?"
"Uh... No, I just suddenly felt anxious."
When he was a child, he, Bai Daco, and Wu Youcai stood by the river to urinate, and they would compete with each other to see who could pee farther.
Now…
Hum hum hum, not to mention peeing three feet in the wind, he can even pee a thousand meters, who can compare with him
Under a clear night sky, it rained for dozens of seconds in a certain area. Jiang Qiao shook his body, and Bai Yueling blushed and asked, "Mr. sir, do you want me to help you clean it up?"
"What kind of nonsense are you talking about?" He shook his head and refused.
Talking with your pants up is tough.
…
As the days go by, Wei Chuxia has become a real big-bellied woman. She is the kind of woman who occasionally goes out and others have to walk around her when they see her. She rarely goes to the mountains to play with Fairy Bai and the others.
Seeing that the due date was approaching, Bai Yu simply took paternity leave and concentrated on taking care of her at home. Wei Chuxia could eat whatever she wanted, and all the requirements were met, as long as she could stay in a good mood.
Even if he suddenly wanted to drink yogurt at three o'clock in the middle of the night, he would buy it for her without hesitation.
After all, it was his son who was pregnant in his belly, and it was his wife who felt uncomfortable with her big belly, for fear that something might go wrong.
After dinner, Bai Yu held Wei Chuxia's waist and walked slowly in the park. When he got tired from walking, he sat on a bench to rest for a while and watched the aunties dance in the square.
"Brother Yu, I'm greedy and want to eat wolf-toothed potatoes." Wei Chuxia looked straight at the cart outside the park, where many children went to buy some.
"Now?"
Bai Yu looked around. It was evening. There were many people coming to the park to cool off. There were also some people walking their dogs and children playing. Although the vendor selling wolf-toothed potatoes was not far from here, he was just afraid of something unexpected happening. .
"It's okay, Brother Yu. I'll just sit here and make sure not to move around." Wei Chuxia gently stroked her belly and cooed suddenly.
"Okay, just be careful and I'll buy it for you."
Bai Yu ran towards the stall, turning back three times with each step. He felt a little relieved when he saw that Wei Chuxia was indeed sitting on the bench honestly.
A few minutes later, Bai Yu jogged back.
"Here you go, I know you like to eat chopped Zhi Er root, so I asked the boss to add a little more for you."
"Thank you, Brother Yu." Wei Chuxia frowned and kissed him sweetly on the cheek. Attentive men are always very charming.
"How is the taste?"
"Yeah, it's delicious, but it's a little numb." She puffed out her cute tongue.
"Then just eat less and taste it."
However, before taking two bites, she clutched her stomach and frowned.
"Chu Xia, what's wrong with you?"
"Brother Yu, he's kicking me in the stomach. I feel... I feel like I might be giving birth."
Bai Yu was stunned for a moment. He calculated the time and found that the due date was indeed within a few days, but it was a bit sudden at this time. If he was going to give birth, many maternal and infant supplies would still be at home. .
"It's okay, it's okay. Don't be nervous. It's normal. In early summer, you have to pay attention to your breathing rhythm. Take it easy first. We'll go to the hospital right away."
Wei Chuxia was almost half-lying on the bench, with her hands covering her lower abdomen. She could clearly feel her stomach contracting in waves, and there was a feeling of bloating.
The baby in the belly seems to be eager to come out.
Bai Yu first called the doctor on duty at the hospital and asked the midwifery doctors and nurses to prepare the delivery room. Then he immediately helped her walk to the parking lot.
A bowl of wolf-toothed potatoes with only a few bites left on the bench.
…
Not long after, the other two couples who received the news also rushed to the hospital.
"How is it?" Jiang Qiao asked.
"I just went in, so I should be giving birth soon. My water broke in early summer while we were still on the way, and I've been having very regular contractions since then."
Bai Yu was so nervous that there was a lot of sweat on his forehead. Although he was used to seeing pregnant women of all sizes giving birth in the hospital, he only realized how nervous it was when it was his wife's turn to give birth.
Wu Youcai patted his shoulder: "Don't panic, it's okay. I was more nervous than you when Sisi gave birth. Facts have proved that being nervous is useless. With modern medical care so advanced, everything will go smoothly."
Of course Bai Yu knew this, but after all, he had to be nervous when he should be nervous, and he couldn't control the body's hormone secretion at will.
When I think about being a father soon, the feeling... is very complicated.
"Look, isn't my son cute?" Wu Youcai took out his phone and looked at his son's photos. Wu Chengan is almost one year old now. He is very pink and has big and dark eyes. He is very cute.
"Hey, I'm going to have a son soon." Bai Yu tilted his head disdainfully. This guy shows off when he has nothing to do, but now he is not afraid.
"Yes, married people have children."
"Who doesn't have kids?"
Wu Youcai and Bai Yu looked at Jiang Qiao at the same time, their eyes filled with pride and contempt.
"Zhuo! What's that look in your eyes?"
Jiang Qiao couldn't help it anymore. Damn it, did we have a good conversation about him
"Humph, I just want to remind someone that if we don't hurry up, the children of our two families will be able to play soy sauce. By then, my future daughter-in-law will not have a companion to go to school. If she is bullied, she will not know how to do it. Don’t you feel sorry if someone helps you?”
Ever since he found out that Bai Daguao's family had given birth to a son, Wu Youcai immediately lost interest and had to pin his hopes on Jiang Qiao. With the appearance of Fairy Yueling, if he gave birth to a daughter, she would definitely be as beautiful as a fairy.
"Fuck you." Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes, "You guys are still so impressive after being asked to run for two years? Do you know what it means to come from behind?"
"Your age is such a shame!"
“…”
After the two people's quarrel, Bai Yu felt significantly relieved.
All the examinations in early summer had been very good, and he was in good health. The baby was in a correct fetal position and was delivered at full term. Moreover, this was the hospital where he worked, and the doctor there was the most authoritative doctor in obstetrics and gynecology.
The right time, right place, and everyone is on his side, so there is no reason why things could go wrong.
Take a deep breath.
Suddenly, a crisp cry came from the delivery room.
Bai Yuteng stood up from the chair and looked at the door of the delivery room, his eyes full of excitement.
The door opened and the doctor came out with a smile on his face.
"Congratulations, mother and son are safe."
…
After visiting Chu Xia for a while, Jiang Qiao and Bai Xianzi followed Wu Youcai and his wife back to the mountains. Chengan stayed at home alone and had to go back to take care of him, otherwise they would not be relieved.
Lying on the bed, Jiang Qiao hugged Fairy Bai's soft waist and watched Fa Xiao get married one after another and now have a child. It would be a lie in his heart to say he was not envious.
"You want a child?" she asked suddenly.
"I didn't think it would happen to us sooner or later." Jiang Qiao said softly.
After such a long time, his mentality has long since calmed down. So what if he has children? The point is that he can be with the person he likes.
"Caigou, what if... I mean what if, what if we can't have a child?" Fairy Bai felt that this statement was a bit inappropriate, and changed her words: "I mean, even if we make little people in the future, it's possible It’s hard to get pregnant.”
"What's the meaning?"
Fairy Bai pondered for a few seconds and continued: "It's mainly my problem. The more powerful the immortal cultivator is, the harder it is for him to leave descendants. This has been the case since ancient times."
Jiang Qiao understood what she meant. Cultivation of immortals was an act against nature, an evolution that constantly transcended oneself. Fairies, as nobles as immortal emperors, had deeper bloodline shackles, so it was naturally the most difficult to have children.
He tightened the fairy's delicate body and rubbed his cheek against the back of her neck: "If I can't give birth, I can't give birth. You are enough for me. Look at the big dog family. They are so tired from breastfeeding their children every day. They have become thinner in the past six months." We walked around for several times. How happy it is not to have children. The two of us can go wherever we want, without any restrictions."
"Really?"
"Really!" Jiang Qiao nodded vigorously, "In fact, the birth of most children is an accident. Just like me, although I like children very much, I am actually more greedy for your body. So... I can legitimately not use that in the future. What's wrong?" His eyes lit up slightly, as if he had discovered something terrible.
Regardless of whether it is 001 or ultra-thin and insensitive, it is all fake.
"You're obscene!"
Fairy Bai glared at him fiercely. The two of them were obviously talking about children, but he was already thinking about the process of giving birth.
Sure enough, children are incidental.
"Yeah, yeah, I'm just being nasty to you, and I'm obsessed with every inch of your skin and every inch of your body." Jiang Qiao admitted openly, and then shrank under the quilt.
In the darkness, Fairy Bai looked out the window. The bulging quilt kept moving, and there was already a layer of shame in her eyes.
…
The next day.
The couple went to the hospital to visit Wei Chuxia again.
Wei Chuxia, like Liu Sisi, had a normal delivery and did not receive any injuries. After a night's rest, her complexion had recovered a lot.
On the contrary, the white coat stayed by the bed all night, and his eyebrows showed a look of exhaustion inadvertently, but his energy still seemed a bit high.
"You haven't eaten yet, have you? This is the breakfast I bought for you two. Only when you have a full stomach can you recover better." Jiang Qiao smiled and handed over the bag in his hand.
Wu Youcai glanced at the baby and couldn't help but smile: "It looks exactly like my son at that time. The little face is wrinkled together. It's ugly. But it will be fine if it grows out."
Bai Yu's face turned green after hearing this: "Go, go, my son, God is exactly the same as your son."
Those who didn’t know better thought his wife was cheating on him.
"Ahem, Lao Bai, don't get me wrong. I'm talking about the state. If you don't believe me, just see for yourself. The skin is wrinkled together. It's so cute and cute."
The white coat rolled his eyes. He was a doctor. Of course he knew that this was the state of a baby when he was born. In other words, everyone was born like this. It was a normal physiological phenomenon. After two days, it would no longer look like this.
"Here, these things are for you. They are some maternal and child products prepared by Sisi. I know you don't have time to buy them. Please don't say thank you to me." Wu Youcai gave him the bag in his hand, which he had been using for several months now. Dad, in terms of experience, is still a little richer than Bai Yu. He has gained it from getting up early every day and working in the dark over the past few months.
"Thank you, sister-in-law."
Bai Yu accepted it calmly. He also prepared emergency pregnancy kits at home, but because he gave birth suddenly in early summer last night and didn't have time to go home, he was short of these now, not to mention the quality of things used by big dogs. wrong.
"Neither Yue Ling nor I have been parents and don't know anything, so we had to buy a few sets of clothes for babies." Jiang Qiao smiled.
"Everything is missing, hahaha."
Wei Chuxia half-stretched her body and wanted to say thank you to them, but Liu Sisi scolded her.
Mothers who have just given birth should not think about moving around. Just lie down and rest. Otherwise, the root cause of the disease will be revealed and she will have a good harvest.
"Tell me, why did you give birth to a son?"
Wu Youcai cooed softly. He still hadn't figured out that Bai Daco had given birth to a son. His daughter-in-law ran away, and now he could only wait for Jiang Qiao's daughter.
Naturally, both of them ignored him, even though they knew he was joking.
…
One month later, Bai Yu's son was one month old.
He didn't hold a grand full-moon banquet at the hotel. Instead, he simply cooked a few side dishes at home and invited Jiang Qiao and the others to have dinner together.
Wu Youcai's son Wu Chengan has reached the age of a toddler. He wears crotchless pants and walks around on the scooter, making babbling noises without knowing what he is talking about. .
"Old Bai, what's your son's name?"
"Bai Yanqi is taken from 'Peach and plum are silent, and the bottom becomes a strange thing'." Bai Yu said with a smile, "Chu Xia and I each picked a word, and in the end we felt that this name was the best."
"It sounds good, but it's just not as good as Wu Chengan."
"...Want some face?"
Seeing that the two guys started talking about their children again, Jiang Qiao subconsciously stayed away to prevent being accidentally hurt.
"That... is much better than some guy who doesn't even have children?" Wu Youcai glanced at Jiang Qiao, who was sitting in the corner.
"Agree."
Jiang Qiao: "..."
He was so far away, why did the flames of war still burn him
Hey, isn’t that what it means to be a father
Nothing to show off.
Let your son develop for a period of time first. When he gives birth to an emperor's son in the future, he will be invincible in the world and see who is more impressive.
Jiang Qiao cursed in his heart. He thought very simply. The fairy only said that it was difficult to conceive, but she didn't say that she couldn't conceive. As long as you give birth to children enough times, according to probability, there will always be someone who is particularly lucky. The tadpole can complete the ultimate task.
Um…
Can giving birth to a child be called a greedy fairy body