Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 283: 284. The first thing after success

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It took five years from the beginning of practicing the Little Golden Man to the time when it is now successful.

In the long timeline of cultivators, five years is nothing more than a small retreat.

But for him, five years was enough for a lot of things to happen. He got married and had children when he was young, his parents retired, and sleeping with his fairy wife every day was a kind of torture.

Five years, five years, do you know how I spent these five years

Jiang Qiao took a deep breath, tremblingly raised his golden palm, and banged it against the stone table placed in the yard. There was only a click, and the stone table broke directly from the point of stress.

Look at the palm again, nothing is wrong.

He secretly lamented that the indestructible Little Golden Man was indeed so terrifying. Who in the world today could withstand his punch

Hearing the noise, Fairy Bai looked out the window in her pajamas. She was stunned for a moment when she saw the gravel on the ground and the stone table that was obviously missing a piece.

This is... This guy finally made the Little Golden Man

Fairy Bai came to her senses and shouted at him: "Who asked you to use things at home to practice? If you break anything again, I will shock you."

Cai Gou expressed that he was very aggrieved. He just wanted to try the effect, but he didn't know that there would be such a big difference between the little golden man after he was trained and before he was trained. It was outrageous.

He retracted his hand nonchalantly and saw that the fairy was only wearing pajamas, and his heart couldn't help but tremble.

What is the purpose of cultivating the Little Golden Man

Isn't it to one day be able to break the barrier leading to the paradise of fairyland, so that I can have children with fairies

Now the time has finally come.

Thinking of this, Jiang Qiao became obviously excited.

He took a deep breath and went back to the room to get some clean clothes.

"Why are you going?" Fairy Bai huddled in the bed and glanced at him suspiciously.

"Ahem, take a shower. I was sweating from practicing just now." Jiang Qiao twitched his lips, feeling somewhat guilty for no reason.

"oh… "

Fairy Bai nodded, but felt a little abnormal. This guy usually didn't take a shower after practicing. What happened today

The sound of running water soon sounded in the bathroom, and as he imagined the scene he had been dreaming about for several years in his mind, Jiang Qiao only spent a few minutes rinsing randomly before walking out with steam all over his body.

Fairy Bai was sitting in front of the dressing table combing her hair. Jiang Qiao tiptoed over and gently hugged her waist.

"Aren't you cold?" Looking in the mirror, she blushed slightly and rubbed against her back while wearing only a pair of underwear.

"Ahem, it's just... quite hot." Jiang Qiao waved his hands and pretended to fan himself twice.

hot

Fairy Bai glanced out the window. Well, there were fallen leaves all over the yard. At this time, it might be snowing on Fairy Peak.

This is what the little golden man has practiced, so he is resistant to freezing

Seeing the hesitating look on his face, the fairy pursed her lips: "Do you have something to say?"

"Well... um... I suddenly feel sleepy. How about we sleep a little longer?"

"Why should we sleep when it's already dawn? I'm going to get some food." Fairy Bai pretended to stand up, but Jiang Qiao still hugged her tightly, and their chests and backs fit together perfectly.

She frowned: "What are you doing?"

"I just want to hug you for a while." Jiang Qiao buried his head in the crook of her smooth neck, sniffing hard.

Fairy smells so good.

"Okay, it's been a while, get up and drive, I'm going to get some food."

"don't want."

"Do you want to be shocked?" The fairy glared at him from the mirror.

"Hmm... Just use the electricity as you like, I can handle it."

Jiang Qiao was so worried that he broke his heart. He was given electrotherapy by the fairy every day, and his body's resistance to electricity was already maxed out. What's more, he was now a golden man, so he was still afraid of this

"If you don't get out of the way, I'm really going to beat you!"

"No, I want to sleep a little longer." Jiang Qiao gently touched her smooth belly with his hand, and the fire in his heart was rising.

In the past, practicing Xiaojinren could not break one's body, and all the efforts would be wasted if one was not careful, but now there is no need to worry about anything anymore. Thinking of this, Jiang Qiao swallowed his saliva subconsciously.

"If you want to sleep, go to sleep alone. I won't sleep anyway."

Bai Xianzi pursed her lips and pushed him hard onto the bed. Unexpectedly, Jiang Qiao reacted very quickly. He grabbed her wrist with his backhand and hooked her into his arms, then pulled the fairy to the bed.

"you… "

She met Jiang Qiao's gaze, with undisguised heat in her eyes, and her breathing gradually became faster. At the same time, she clearly felt the subtle changes in Jiang Qiao's body.

Only then did she realize that Jiang Qiao didn't mean to sleep, but wanted to sleep with her.

But this rookie can't do it.

etc…

Has he completed the golden statue

No wonder he was so anxious all of a sudden.

But it's broad daylight. How can anyone give birth in broad daylight

I mean, Bai Yueling, what are you thinking about in your mind

Jiang Qiao turned over and pressed on top, and the two looked at each other for a moment. Fairy Bai looked defeated and turned to look at the window with a red face.

I am getting bolder and bolder.

"Yue Ling, my little golden figure is ready." He licked his lips, his voice slightly hoarse.

"Well... I can see it."

"Do you still remember why I want to imitate the Little Golden Man?"

Fairy Bai thought for a while and replied: "At that time, we were going to travel, and you said you wanted to learn a hard skill to protect me."

"This is just one of them."

"What about the second one?"

Jiang Qiao held his breath and looked at the slight fairing at her neckline, and said, "At that time, I took you to get the vaccine. The doctor bent the needle tips several times, and it was difficult to get a little bit of it in. I was thinking, Fairy Her body must be perfect without any flaws, and some things that happened later proved my guess, I can't get in."

"So, this is the second part of your cultivation of the Little Golden Man?"

Jiang Qiao nodded shyly.

Fairy Bai was silent for a long time. Since then, this guy has been thinking about how to have a child with her

How cunning and despicable!

"Yue Ling, my little golden figure is finished. I just tried it on a stone table outside. It should be hard enough."

“…”

Fairy Bai's cheeks were red, what else could she say at this time? Jiang Qiao had endured it for so many years in order to be able to have a child with her, and as his wife, she needed to fulfill her obligations as a wife.

When I think that the person I like is lusting after my body all the time, this feeling is actually quite happy.

"Wait... can you wait until night?" The fairy blushed and said in a small voice.

"I'm afraid that's not enough time in the evening."

"ah?"

"I mean, it's night when the curtains are drawn."

Jiang Qiao looked into her eyes with great anticipation. Logically speaking, he had been waiting for four or five years, and it was not less than this time and a half, but he just didn't want to wait any longer. If he waited any longer, he was afraid of causing complications.

“…”

Fairy Bai bit her lip lightly, her breathing becoming a little heavy: "Then... what should we do?"

"First... take off your clothes first?" Jiang Qiao swallowed. Although the theoretical knowledge was as thick as several books, the two of them had zero practical experience.

"Go and close the curtains first." She said shyly.

She also had some expectations about having a child, mainly because she had met Liu Sisi and Wei Chuxia's son, and she had also imagined what it would be like to have a child with Jiang Qiao.

Jiang Qiao gasped and nodded heavily, and closed the dark curtains. The light in the room suddenly became dark.

Looking back, I saw that Fairy Bai had already crawled back into bed, throwing out a piece of clothing after a while.

She wrapped her hands tightly in the quilt, leaving only one head exposed. Although the two of them often talked frankly to each other after getting married, it was always a little different when they actually faced having a child.

"We're already an old married couple, and it's your mother-in-law's fault. If you don't want to, what if you let me take your place for the first time?"

Bai Yueling's voice suddenly sounded in his mind.

"go away"

Just kidding, how could such a thing be possible

It seemed that she couldn't wait until night. If she was cut off by that woman, she wouldn't have time to cry.

"If you don't want to, can you take me for a while? I also want to experience what it feels like."

"Female gangster!"

"Hey, it's not the first day you've met me."

"Don't even think about it, at most... at most I share all my senses and perspectives with you."

"NTR in person?"

"…"

In the sea of consciousness, two women with identical looks were arguing fiercely, but at this moment Jiang Qiao lifted the quilt and climbed into bed.

He moved over little by little and pressed against her body.

Fairy Bai was so nervous that her whole body stiffened. She felt Jiang Qiao's body was so hot for no reason, as if there was a fire burning.

"Are you nervous?"

"Um… "

"I'm also very nervous, but I have a lot of theoretical knowledge, so I shouldn't make any mistakes."

"Chu Xia said it would be very painful."

Fairy Bai held her breath. She had never seen strong winds and waves in her life, but now she was extremely nervous.

"Then let me talk about love for a while as glibly as usual?"

"good… "

He leaned forward and kissed her slowly, covering both of them with the quilt.

A whole day passed, and sweat appeared on Jiang Qiao's forehead.

After all, Xianzi's talk about going to get food was just talk. She didn't eat anything, and Jiang Qiao could at least eat her.

Although neither of them felt hungry.

She lay gently in Jiang Qiao's arms, with a seductive blush on her face. It took her almost ten thousand years to feel the taste of a woman. How should I put it, it felt amazing.

Giving birth is completely different from having a baby and hugging each other.

No wonder Liu Sisi wanted to have a second child without stopping.

It's really a bit over the top.

"Are you good at me, your husband?"

Jiang Qiao gently stroked his smooth back and said proudly: "Let me just say that I have extremely rich theoretical knowledge."

Fairy Bai couldn't help but blush when she thought of his messy and embarrassing actions just now.

"Are you satisfied now?" She bit Jiang Qiao's shoulder hard, even if he subconsciously used the golden man, it was useless, leaving teeth marks as they should.

"I can only say that I got back a little bit of interest. In short, I have to get back everything I have lost over the years."

Fairy Bai's heart trembled. If she had to make up for it all, how many times would she have to do that day

What a bad guy, absolutely bad.

She suddenly said: "You didn't take protective measures just now. What if I get pregnant?"

"It can't be that easy. The difference in biological levels between us is too big. Putting aside your status as a fairy, even if we are both ordinary people, the chance of entering the soul with one shot is very small." He said with a few chirps.

"If you get pregnant, I will give birth." Fairy Bai gently touched her belly.

She is not against having children. The day when she and Jiang Qiao become husband and wife will always come, and there is no way to avoid it.

"Um."

Jiang Qiao nodded with a smile. In his opinion, children are accidents that happen when a couple is in love. Now that he and the fairy have finally become one, he wants to live happily with the fairy for a while, and doesn't want to be trapped by the child so soon. .

After all, as long as there is a child, whether it is obedient or not, it will disturb the two people's world.

End of the year.

This year Wu Youcai followed Liu Sisi back to her parents' home for the New Year, and the mountain became deserted again. After thinking about it, the couple decided to go back home.

Originally, it would be faster for the fairy to fly back with the sword, but there are cameras everywhere in the city. If you are not careful, you will be photographed. By then, the fact that there is an elder cultivating immortals living in seclusion on the mountain will probably be exposed.

Since that day, Fairy Bai would be nourished by love several times every day, and if she waited until that witch appeared, even if Jiang Qiao had become a golden man, his iron-clad body would be unable to bear it.

Compared to before, Fairy Bai looked more like a mature woman in every gesture. This fruit that had grown for tens of thousands of years before it finally matured was finally obtained by the shameless Jiang Qiao.

Every time he thought about this, he would feel satisfied.

How lucky he must be that a fairy can be his wife.

I am even more grateful that the two of them met for the first time on the edge of the cliff on that evening with thunder and lightning.

"What are you thinking about?" Sitting in the back seat of the bus, Fairy Bai held her arm with him and squeezed his hand gently.

"I wonder how lucky I am to have you as my wife."

"It's all in exchange for my master's life span."

Fairy Bai pursed her lips. Although it was disrespectful to say this, it was the fact.

If her master had not died back then, there would not be Jiang Qiao now, and she would not have come to this world.

It can only be said that there is a cycle of cause and effect, and if there is a cause, there must be an effect.

"That's true." Jiang Qiao held her little hand with his backhand and gently slid his nails across her palm.

Apart from him, there is no other person in the world who can bear the karma of a fairy.

arrive home.

The New Year couplets were already posted on the door. Jiang Qiao knocked on the door. Within a few seconds, Xia Qinghe opened the door.

"mom."

"mom."

The two people shouted in unison, and Xia Qinghe felt happy.

"Come in quickly, I thought you wouldn't come back to celebrate the New Year this year."

Jiang Qiao smiled: "I originally thought I wouldn't come back, but there's something I want to tell you and dad, right?"

"What's going on?" Jiang Tiancheng, who was reading the newspaper while wearing reading glasses, glanced at the door.

Jiang Qiao looked at Fairy Bai and held her hand tenderly, his eyes full of tenderness and sweetness.

"I decided to get married to Yue Ling."